nhl-players-as-kids

ZIMBIT KID HC? what a good idea, me

Ok so we all know that Jack was pretty harassed by the media bc of who his parents are right? So let’s say years n years in the ~future~ Jack n bitty have a kid. Idk boy or girl it’s your pick. Aaaaa and unfortunately they must go through the fat kid phase™. I went through it, a lot of us went through it, Jack went through it and I digress.

Bitty is a damn good baker and built a big fan base of chefs,bakers,and judges alike before coming out with Jack. His recipes despite his fit stature aren’t exactly the HEALTHIEST but it won’t give u a heart attack at the age of 40. Jack is still reminded of him as a kid by the media bc suffering !! Sign me up !! So when NHL star and first out player has a kid ?? ITS A FIELD DAY BOYS. And when their child starts gaining a lil bit, the media automatically goes to criticize the parents even though they only feed their kid the healthiest stuff IM TALKING WHITE MOM KALE PIZZA ALRIGHJT. soon we start seeing headlines like
“Zimmermann family repeat? Two shockingly hot husbands produce fat kid!”
(Ok not rlly but u get the gist)
But then one day it’s like too far and a reporter goes up to Jack and comments “Do you think your husband’s career may have a bad influence on your child??”
And Jack automatically goes “What how does being a baker have a ba- oh”
HE GOES ON A WHOLE RANT ON HOW HE FEEDS HIS KID RIGHT AND THAT THE MEDIA SHOUDLNT JUDGE A LITTLE KID AND HOW FAT SHAMING IS TOXI-
basically his own teammates need to drag him out and no reporter in their damn minds asks again and their kid grows up to have the cheekbones of God while not being the most thinnest person, they are stunning and everyone who ever written an article on them cries and burns their pens and The End.