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playoffs? more like panic! at the puck drop

washingtonpost.com
Capitals’ Swedish trio share a common language and playing style
Nicklas Backstrom, Marcus Johansson and Andre Burakovsky have an on-ice rapport and enjoy playing together

Burakovsky said the trio’s chemistry comes from more than a shared Swedish background; the three also have forged a friendship in Washington. As a 19-year-old rookie two seasons ago, Burakovsky lived with Backstrom for the first few months of his NHL career, joking around that he’s like “Nicky’s son.” Trotz’s repeated advice to Burakovsky: “Listen to Nick. He’ll help you.”

“He’s still on me about that,” Burakovsky said. “Me and Nick are walking together in the hallway, and Barry has come up and has been like, ‘Nicky, is Burky listening to you?’”

Burakovsky said the trio’s chemistry comes from more than a shared Swedish background; the three also have forged a friendship in Washington. As a 19-year-old rookie two seasons ago, Burakovsky lived with Backstrom for the first few months of his NHL career, joking around that he’s like “Nicky’s son.” Trotz’s repeated advice to Burakovsky: “Listen to Nick. He’ll help you.”

“He’s still on me about that,” Burakovsky said. “Me and Nick are walking together in the hallway, and Barry has come up, and has been like, ‘Nicky, is Burky listening to you?’”

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WaPo

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“Whoso pulleth out this stick from this board is right wise King born of all NHL.”

(Alternate joke: someone help Justin Williams, he is stuck.)

Just wanted to say that no matter what happens tonight in the kings/flames game please have a little class with how you respond. Imagine if literally every fan base in the league had fans cheering against your team to miss the playoffs, that would be enough to upset most. But the kings fans put up with it so above all, do not : tag your kings hate or harass kings fans

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the absolute tragedy of this fucking MASTERPIECE is that when it was finished i was like, “it’s to the rhythm of ‘lazy sunday’!” and montana was like, “….what’s lazy sunday?" 

god it’s like were raised on different planets