Harry:Hey Neville, how are my kids doing at Hogwarts?
Neville:*flashbacks of James in detention for wandering the corridors after curfew, Albus in detention for being caught with his hand down Scorpius Malfoy's pants, Lily in detention for punching a boy who said girls are weak*
It’d be so easy for Albus and Scorpius to manipulate their fathers into buying them stuff like all they need to say is “Scorpius’/Albus’ dad bought him the new broom, you know the one I’ve been talking to you about for weeks.” and sit back and watch as their dads’ competitive streak flares up and they buy their sons those new super expensive brooms. And Harry and Draco only realize they’ve been manipulated for years because they run into each other in the broom shop or something like that.
Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley arrive for their coffee date. Teddy buys; he gets Victoire a cappuccino and himself a brightly colored mocha latte that changes colors every few minutes.
James Sirius Potter sneaks behind the counter and begins calling out drinks for people that don’t exist. The baristas apprehend him and threaten to call his father. He stops.
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy enter the Starbucks in the late afternoon, order a green tea frappuccino and a strawberries & creme frappuccino, respectively, and head to the back of the shop to study.
The Scamander twins attempt to order from the secret menu at their mother’s suggestion. The world-weary barista says, “Kids, there wasn’t a secret menu when your mother went to Hogwarts, and there’s not a secret menu now. There’s never been a secret menu.” Lysander produces a recent copy of The Quibbler that suggests otherwise.
Albus Potter sits with a group of students from myriad Houses by the window, talking and laughing and content to be amongst friends.
the day that Teddy first left for hogwarts harry gave him the marauders map
harry told him that this map was created by their fathers, and that it was passed down to him during his time at hogwarts and it was about time it was passed down to him
teddy’s golden eyes lit up when he pulled out his new wand and tapped on the parchment echoing the words ‘mischief managed’, seeing the name moony appear on the torn map
for the entire ride to school, teddy locked himself in a compartment by himself, trying to get moony to say something, anything, to him.
nothing appeared, no matter what he said or how hard he poked his wand at the parchment. but before teddy could get too disappointed, the train stopped and he was greeted by a familiar (albeit giant) face who lead him and the other first years to the castle
teddy, partially due to him being a metamorphmagus, but mainly due to the fact he was by far the funniest student at the hufflepuff table, quickly made friends with every boy in his dorm
that night teddy entertained all the boys in his room with his ability to morph into anything they asked, and before they knew it, daybreak was creeping over the landscape
even so, after the rest of the boys fell asleep teddy found himself clutching at the map, whispering his entire first night at hogwarts to the parchment hoping that somehow moony was listening
months passed, and every night teddy would tell the map everything that happened to him that day, even though he never received a response it was still something
also it meant that by march teddy knew every student at hogwarts and who was snogging who which came in handy more often than you would think
it was three am on an april night when teddy was recounting his first successful prank on professor binns, when a line of ink appeared
‘Mr. Moony would like to send his congratulations to Mr. Lupin, adding that he has never been prouder’