next week it's going down

new therapist: so tell me about yourself

me: my desperation for approval grew before any kind of actual personality emerged so my entire existence is just a continuous sequence of disingenuous personas projected onto a mannequin–so to speak. i do not have any kind of genuine personality.

new therapist: but like…………… what are you like, normally………

me, having to start from square fucking one yet again: sad, i guess.

((Cracks knuckles, time to break out the good ol google translate.

also I noticed that Grif is doing some repeating when he talks. Usually in sets of three. (i.e. “I’ve been thinking. Thinking, thinking, thinking.”) He also seems more scatterbrained than usual. Every tangent that pops into his head falls out of his mouth. 

And there’s the fact that he never lets anyone else get in a word because the tiny bit of silence in there is bad.))


IgNoct Week 2017 - @ignoctweek
Timed Quest: Darkness
Rated: General Audiences

Prince Noctis was missing.

The guards were scouring the grounds for a sign of the boy but he was nowhere to be found. Ignis had been roused from his sleep earlier than usual by his uncle. He gently told the eleven year old the situation and asked if he had any idea where Noctis could be.

He lied.

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  • Me in less than a week.
  • Mum: Can you please do these things today -
  • Me: No Mum, I'm sorry, I have to watch the Supernatural season finale.
  • Mum: And it's going to take you the whole day to do it?
  • Me: Yes. Yes it will.
  • Mum: ... it goes for 45 minutes.
  • Me: Mum... I need to watch it 3 times, make gifs, reblog posts and cry. It's definitely gonna take all day.
  • Mum: *some comment about how I'm too emotionally invested in this show*
  • Me: Still doesn't stop the fact it's gonna take all day.

but we all know how the underarm webbing came to be, right. like Tony and Peter are just chatting about how Peter’s powers work and the webslinging comes up and Peter casually mentions how scary it is when his webshooters go empty

and Tony’s like: wait, what? what do you do when that happens?

and Peter’s like: um, panic?

and Tony just- blanks out for a few seconds, his brain BSODs and has to restart and Peter actually gets a little nervous before Tony snaps back and suddenly starts reclaiming the suit like, ok, yeah, I’m gonna need this for a couple of days, don’t stress it, you won’t even realize it was gone, Happy, could you make sure this kid stays firmly ON THE GROUND for the next week ok thanks

Episode 4 of Lucifer

Yoooooo! This episode has been the best so far that I’ve seen yet for Season 2. It’s just so much fun! 

Who knew that Lucifer playing with his phone is the cutest thing ever? And him juggling? Oh, I’ve seen that somewhere (Tom and Ben in the Fox Lounge chilling out and Tom juggling balls in there while talking about his man crush that’s where!)

You got Girl’s Night Out and it all went right including that epic girl fight with Mazikeen not breaking a sweat as she pummeled people to the ground. Chloe trying to act as the cop only to get tackled made me laugh. And Ella really does love those pina coladas!

What’s even better is that we get to see the boys all hang out too. And Dan refusing to believe he looks like a cop. Heck, he basically screams cop. Even I can admit that as Amenadiel would say. Cop. 

Amenadiel getting shitfaced drunk first (and disturbing Lucifer in the process) is like the icing on the cake. Like who knew, that if you look back in Season 1, that the same angel who tried to send Lucifer to Hell would bond a bit with his brother and get drunk first. FIRST! I can’t with these people.

And Chloe and Mazikeen along with little Trixie living in the same apartment. Oh gosh that would give me life. I cannot wait to see what is going to happen in that apartment especially when Lucifer comes crashing. 

Okay but that preview. Holy shit. Uriel is coming and he is a bastard. Like shit. Shit is about to go down for real next week and its only going to get even more heated from there. 

Originally posted by sogui