next tuesday

✨FMLS90 Day 28✨
Weekly report

Measurements aren’t until next Tuesday (Sept 6) and just like last week and the week before I’m still fighting to get that water in- but today it is only 3pm and I’m at 43oz so that’s good.

I do not lose this weight to shrink myself down to fit impossible societal standards. Change in size and shape should be an outcome of trying to be the healthiest and happiest you can be. My body grows muscle and shifts body fat as I grow stronger. I want to climb mountains and ropes, flip tires and lift 2-3 times my bodyweight high above my head. I want to be able to carry both my boys around at the same time and take them on outdoor adventures without stopping to catch my breath. I do this FMLS90 challenge to remind myself that this journey is one step at a time. Even now I look at this comparison picture and don’t see a difference- and I know that is in my mind. Sure my face is smaller- but still cubby. I though my knees would be a great indicator or my weightloss but I feel they looks terrible in today’s picture. I even thought about not posting this because once I saw them side by side, I see almost no difference at all. But then I remembered- this isn’t about being smaller. It’s more than that. A 75lbs difference is still a 75lbs difference. Progress is progress.

I get to spend an entire weekend with the boy starting friday afternoon and im so excited


First episode of Bake Off and the contestants have already learned to use booze to appease Mary Berry

My happiness only lasted for 24 minutes.
Now, I have to suffer for 7 more days for my next 24 minutes of happiness.

anonymous asked:

Ummm hello I would love to hear a charlotte's web story

ahem ahem *taps microphone* yes yes greetings fellow meme minions, farmers, and harvesters, and welcome to this brand new segment of @hamiltonmemes’s theatre story time tuesday™.  

In this thrilling episode, I’m gonna yak about my latest show, Charlotte’s Web, where I played Templeton the rat as well as a Barker at the fair. Get ready, this is gonna be a spicy one


     1. During the carnival scene, when I played the barker, I had to announce  contests and give out prizes. When I started the contests, I’d say “Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world today but you’re here with us at the county fair, are you ready for some prizes, huh?”

     2. When we were in the barn and Charlotte’s spoder babbys made their entrance, all the barn animals had to react in shock and I’d pull a Tjeffs and say “Whaaaaaaat” in my Daveed voice

     3. During the Sunday matinee immediately after templeton’s rotten egg got broken, I ran onstage and screamed “WHERE IS MY EGG” and and when I saw it was “broken” I said “WHO DID THIS CHARLOTTE DID YOU KNOW” and when I went backstage afterwards all my castmates rioted 

• our director for this was the same one who directed beauty and the beast; she’s really not the best director tbh (not to talk trash or anything but she weighs approximately the same as a small rhinoceros and is at least 70 years old and can’t walk like at all, she v thicc)

• this show was a T-shirt show, which meant we wore out show t-shirts as our main costume piece and accessorized according to our characters; we all thought it was gonna suck but it actually wasn’t terrible

• I actually made the hat I wore for templeton since I hated the one the directors gave me; I took a grey beanie and attached felt rat ears and it was 1000x better; not only that I wore crusty ass cargo shorts that belonged to my dad in this show- the things i do to get in character smh

• when I was the barker, I had to taste these two different cakes, one super pretty and one ugly. Then, I gave the award to lady with the ugly one and everyone was like “wtf man the lady with the pretty pink cake should have gotten the prize” and then I point to the lady with the ugly cake and say “that’s my mom” and EVERY FRICKIN ONE IN THAT WHOLE AUDIENCE LOST IT ALL THREE NIGHTS IT WAS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST LINE IN THE WHOLE SHOW

• On the Saturday show I had to go hang up Wilbur’s medal where the spiderweb used to be and I ENDED UP DROPPING THE MEDAL AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO” “WILBUR COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND GRAB THAT FOR ME” and I had to try and stay 100% in character but apparently everyone thought it was funny and it got a lot of laughs

• okay so there were a bunch of smol children in this show and they all loved me okay there were like 7 older kids my age in this show and I was the favorite of all the smols; this might sound cool but it’s not bc it’s a lot of pressure to be a good example and they all want to play games on ya phone  

• OKAY FAM I GOT SOME MORE SERIOUS SMACK TO TALK OKAY LEMME VENT FOR A SEC SO the girl who played Wilbur followed me around EVERYWHERE like I was some serious senpai shit to this kid; ok so this smol child would talk about Splatoon 24/7, and as soon as she found out I liked memes and Hamilton shed try n butt in, but lowkey have no idea what she was talking about; like I’m like “fam do you know what songs I made my references from” and she’s like “yeah yeah totally” and I’m like “then tell me what songs did I make references from” and she’s like “uhhhh *sweats nervously* I forgot gtgtgtgtg” and I’m over here like hmmmm ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ (and also this kid had a super bad habit of adding unnecessary lines and I almost missed a cue bc of it)

• also Imma keep rantin about wilbur so she also came up to me after I talked about memes one time and is like “you like memes?!?!?! have you seen DODGE” and I’m like wtf is dodge last time I checked that’s a brand of trucks and she’s like “uhh its the one with the shiba inu doing the weird stare!!!1!!” and I’m like mmmmmmm *arthur fist clench* sweetie if ya gon reference memes do it properly

• okay smack talkin is done lets do some happy talk instead two of the actually good sweet smols with manners thoughtfully got me a stuffed rat on opening night; bless them ️♥

give me the zuccerman 

• i did periscope broadcasts all through tech week on Twitter #CWTechWeek

• this was actually my last year for the theatre’s summer Junior Musical; like you gotta be between ages 8-16 to participate in the program; so like after closing night a bunch of little kids were like super sad and I think like two were crying and everyone was like “noooo don’t leave you can’t leave you’re too awesome you always do so good” and I’m like “holy frick I wonder if this is how they felt on july 9th”

• one time during tech they were having trouble with the lights and they were down for like 4 or 5 minutes and then the guy who played Farmer Zuckerman started his lines too soon and he ended up having to ad-lib “Well Lurvy, I guess the sun isn’t gonna rise today” and it was hilarious

• I got to keep my styrofoam rotten egg prop and I had my castmates sign it 

• bonus: one of my lines as templeton said “well I hope you’re satisfied” that’s literally what it says right out of the script 

I feel like these are getting longer and longer but yeah up next we can either do The Hobbit or A Christmas Carol; you decide my fellow meme farmers and minions; if you read this whole this ily and here’s a good noodle star ★