Renamed Musicals:
  • American Idiot:Broadway Goes Punk Rock The Musical
  • Book of Mormon:How Many People Can We Offend The Musical
  • Cabaret:Plot Twist The Musical
  • Cats:Don't. Stop Right There. The Musical
  • Chicago:What Red Lipstick Sounds Like The Musical
  • The Drowsy Chaperone:Man in Chair Needs A Hug The Musical
  • A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder:Murdering Your Family Helps You Get Laid Twice as Much The Musical
  • Hedwig and the Angry Inch:Glitter and Feelings The Musical
  • Into the Woods:If You Want Happy Endings Stop After Act 1 The Musical
  • Les Miserables:All His Friends Are Dead The Musical
  • The Lion King:Nants Ingonyama Bagithi Baba The Musical
  • Newsies:Broadway Equivalent of a Boy Band The Musical
  • Next to Normal:We Put the FUN in Dysfunctional The Musical
  • The Phantom of the Opera:How Has This Creepy Fucking Show Lasted 3000 Years The Musical
  • Rent:Mark Will Forever Be Alone The Musical
  • Rock of Ages:Isn't One Time More Than Enough... The Musical
  • Side Show:American Horror Story Freak Show The Musical
  • Shrek:You Thought It'd Be Bad But It's Actually Great The Musical
  • The Sound of Music:You Can't Top Julie Andrews So Stop Trying The Musical
  • Spring Awakening:Sexual Frustration The Musical
  • Violet:No One Ever Actually Says She's Beautiful and I'm Mad!?! The Musical
  • Wicked:Elphaba Thropp is Really Fucking Important The Musical [ps gelphie]

“Musicals are never inappropriate.”

*Aggressively shoves Spring Awakening at you*

“Musicals are too happy”

*backflips and hands you the Next to Normal CD*

“Why do they randomly burst into song?”

*does magic trick to reveal Cabaret*

“Musicals have boring classical music”

*bursts into confetti that spells out RENT*

Theatre is so amazing actually like

You want a musical about revolting people because they can’t use the bathroom? Got it

A musical with puppets after they get out of college who have upbeat songs about racism, sexualities, and sex? Yep we got it

Maybe one about gay Mormons who love Orlando and Star Wars? You guessed it

Fucking Shrek the musical?? Yeah (and its actually not as shitty as it sounds)

Not two mention a musical that accurately portrays a dysfunctional family due to mental disease?

Rock musical based on presidents lives?

Addams Family and Mathilda the musical? Aight man

Anything you want there’s probably a show about it tbh

Renamed Musicals
  • • Les Miserables:Breadsticks Meme Gone Wrong ft. The Only Cop in France.
  • • Miss Saigon:Americans Fuck Shit Up, the musical!
  • • Legally Blonde:This is Harvard, not a Stripper Bar.
  • • Wicked:Misunderstood Green Girl and Sparkly Witch Hide Lesbian Feelings
  • • Little Women:That Story Where All the Girls Fall in Love
  • • Book of Mormon:Spooky Mormon Hell and Crude Gay Humor Clash w/ Sparkly Tuxedoes.
  • • Shrek:Don’t Judge a Book By It’s Cover; Another Show About Diversity.
  • • The Last Five Years:How Not to Adult: A Manual
  • • Joseph and the blah, blah, blah:Fifty Shades of Bible Humor
  • • Suessical:Always Trust that Weird Voice you Hear PS Elephants Can’t Fly
  • • Songs for a New World:I’m Sure There’s a Story Here Somewhere…
  • • Thirteen:Puberty Sucks Plus Jewish Jokes and Weird Sexual Tension
  • • Matilda:We’ll Fight Like Twenty Armies and We Won’t Give up ft. Miss Honey’s Self Esteem Issues.
  • • Spring Awakening:Why Sex Ed Matters, the musical!
  • • Next to Normal:The Story of a Sexy Ghost
  • • Avenue Q:Horney Puppets Use the Internet for Porn and Then Build a School For Monsters.
  • • Children of Eden:Bible fanfiction.
  • • The Drowsy Chaperone:Hallucinations of a Man in a Chair
  • • Violet:Sutton Foster and a Sob Story ft. Indecipherable Accents
  • • Anything Goes:Into the Woods, Except on a Ship
  • • How to Succeed:A Dummies Guide to Making an Ass Out of
  • Yourself
  • • Once on this Island:Why Gods Should Not Interfere With Humans
  • • Into the Woods:Fairytale AU on Crack
  • • Fun Home; Gay Tears, the musical!
  • • In the Heights:Everybody has Issues in the Barrio.
  • • Chess:East West Relations Under Different Masks and Various Plots
  • • RENT:Diversity, Death, and Drugs.
  • • Annie:My Life Sucks: By Me.
  • • Sweeny Todd:Revenge Means Killing Everybody
  • • Young Frankenstein:It Runs in the Family.
the signs as musical theatre quotes
  • Aries:I am flame and I am fire
  • I am destruction, decay, and desire (Next to Normal)
  • Taurus:Look, I find some of what you teach suspect, because I'm used to relying on intellect, but I try to open up to what I don't know (Rent)
  • Gemini:Must it all be either less or more, either plain or grand? Is it always "or"? Is it never "and"? (Into the Woods)
  • Cancer:A dream is a soft place to land (Waitress)
  • Leo:I don't come cheap but the kisses come free ;) (Hairspray)
  • Virgo:No other road, no other way, no day but today (Rent)
  • Libra:Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise (Les Miserables)
  • Scorpio:Oh, you're gonna be wounded. Oh, I'm gonna be your wound. (Spring Awakening)
  • Sagittarius:When your feet don't touch the earth, you can't feel the fates that hurt. And you're free, there's no need, to come down. (Finding Neverland)
  • Capricorn:I don't want to fight, but I won't apologize for doing what's right (Hamilton)
  • Aquarius:If you want me, satisfy me (Once)
  • Pisces:Don't you carry nothing that might be a load, come on and ease on down the road (The Wiz)

replace a word in a musical with the word “meme” 

  • les memeserables  
  • the phantom of the memes 
  • memes: a pop opera 
  • kinky memes 
  • the last five memes 
  • a chorus meme 
  • a gentleman’s guide to love and memes 
  • a meme in paris 
  • fun memes 
  • next to memes 
  • dogmemes 
  • rodgers and hammerstein’s: memes 
  • finding memes 
  • hedwig and the angry memes 
  • the book of memes 
  • into the memes 
  • memes never die 
  • miss memes 
  • memes awakening
  • west side memes 
  • the memes and i