next to gordon ramsay

every kitchen nightmares
  • owner: i just dont know why we dont have customers please help
  • gordon: the food is crap
  • owner: i think youre wrong our food is good
  • waiter: listen to him it sucks
  • [cue shouting]
  • gordon: [checks the fridge] what the fuck
  • gordon: im shutting the place down
  • everyone: [spends night cleaning]
  • gordon: we've cleaned up the kitchen but we havent cleaned up our relationships
  • [therapy session]
  • gordon: now that theyre ready to accept the challenge my team and i have gone ahead with renovations
  • gordon: take off your blindfolds
  • owner: this is more beautiful than i ever could have imagined im crying thank you gordon ramsay im naming my next child after you
on the late late show next week

gordon ramsay: someone on twitter sent me those pictures of the chicken niall horan cooked.. he forgot the seasoning!

niall on snap : hE fOrGoT tHe SeAsOnInG stfu it was properly seasoned 

Anon Ask: Has jet ever done the “idiot sandwich” thing when he was frustrated?

As a teen, he did. Mars misspells ‘Flour’ for ‘Flower’ and Jet is none too pleased with him.

Mars is rather…displeased, but Jet is certainly the alpha in this friendship so Mars isn’t going to fight him on this.

Besides…he kind of IS an idiot sandwich.

anonymous asked:

Which tv shows would Jean, Levi and Erwin the most likely to binge-watch ?

Jean: Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead. He’s way into pop culture and probably couldn’t stand not knowing what happened next on the most popular shows on TV.

Levi: Anything with Gordon Ramsay, his favorite is probably Master Chef though because he gets an immense kick out of watching how poorly Ramsay treats them (think the tiniest of smirks and chuckles while he’s making tea).

Erwin: Erwin likes crime documentaries, so he’ll sit around and watch something like 48 Hours or Forensic Files or Unsolved Mysteries for hours. He likes to try to figure the case out before they reveal it.

anonymous asked:

Since we all seem to be fed up with "lovely" Sam (nickname in college),I propose to throw the baby out with the bath water, fire him Starz. Jamie will be closing in on 60 in the next books, so hire an older actor like they are going to do in "The Crown". I nominate Gerard Butler, he is 50. Sam can do his fitness thing and cooking shows, become the next Gordon Ramsay, How's this for shit stirring, LOL Save "Old" Jamie.

Okay I think that takes things too far lol. Say what you want about Sam but he’s the perfect Jamie and is great at his job. That’s something I’ll never ever fault him for. 

34. meeting at a masquerade ball AU

(please be warned that this is aaron/omc with robron pre-slash, so please feel free to give it a miss if it’s not your thing.  thanks so much anon!)

There’s a chandelier. From the floor, and looking up, Aaron reckons the whole thing wouldn’t even fit into his flat. Between that, the fountain of free booze and the wall to wall buffet tables, he’s at a loss as to which is more ridiculous. The air oozes money.

“Your arse looks amazing in those pants,” Liam mutters into his ear as he comes up behind Aaron. He passes him a glass of something white and bubbly and Aaron doesn’t bother to argue. 

This whole – thing between them has mostly been Aaron just going along for the ride. Throw in a crowded masquerade ball with a twenty piece orchestra and he’s almost beyond the point of trying to understand it. Rich people.

“Cheers,” Aaron says, and gulps half of the glass down in one swing.

“For the drink or the compliment?” Liam asks with a smirk. Aaron shrugs.

“Both, I guess.”

Personally, Aaron thinks he looks like a total twat. He’s wearing a mask, for starters, a fancy one; all black and green stitching that changes colour in certain lights. But Liam – with those eyes, that gaze, that mouth – he’s managed to find a way to make Aaron do just about anything he wouldn’t normally do.

(The night at the strip club still makes Aaron blush when he thinks about it.)

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Cups of Tea (Reader x Bucky Barnes)

Summary: You are a member of the Avengers when you fall ill and Bucky takes good care of you. 

Warnings: none, just fluff. (some mentions of gross things that happen when you’re sick)

A/N: I decided to churn this out since I am currently grossly sick and wish that I had a Bucky to make me tea and soup. Enjoy!

Originally posted by itsjustmycrazyvibe

You lie against a tower of pillows on the couch and drape your blanket over your lap before turning on the TV. You have the tradition of watching cooking shows while you’re sick, so that’s exactly what you plan on doing.

Your sinuses were completely congested and your throat felt raw from your constant coughing from the night before. Luckily your nose stopped running but you had to suffer through the fact you can’t breathe through your nose at all.

The rest of the team were out on a mission, leaving you alone at the tower. Tony had joked that you would help in the mission by entrapping enemies with your snot. Steve quickly shut down the idea and you weren’t even upset because you honestly didn’t want to leave the tower.

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If I was on Masterchef...
  • Gordon Ramsay: Hello, what is your name?
  • Me: ----
  • Gordon Ramsay: And why are you here?
  • Me: I've come to pursue my career in cooking, I believe, actually I KNOW I am the next masterchef
  • Gordon Ramsay: Okay, and what will you be cooking for us today?
  • Me: What I have for you is a dish, that is nearly iconic. It holds a very special place in my heart, and I really believe it is a winner. Today I am going to make you, chicken, stuffed with mozzarella cheese, wrapped in parma ham, with a side of homemade mash.
  • Gordon Ramsay: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Gordon Ramsay: Get out.