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My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

The Chef And The Maid (M)

Pairing: Kim Seokjin x Reader
Word Count: 573
Author’s note: @wasabi-duck​ inspired me to write this. I wouldn’t have written this if it weren’t for her. ♡ The GIF isn’t mine btw!

You were sitting on top of the silver industrial kitchen counter, watching the tall and handsome chef next to you mix melted milk chocolate into the sweet concoction in an aluminum bowl with a rubber spatula.

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Lmao shout out to all my USA East Coasters who are up to their ass in snow and hurricane winds even though we were all wearing shorts three weeks ago.  Let us all join hands and pray to the vengeful spirit of mother earth that the electricity doesn’t go out and ruin all the groceries I just bought yesterday.  IN THE MEANTIME, snuggle in with your laptop and enjoy a few of my recent Victuuri picks and shameless self promotions:

Soft touch, firm hand: by mtothedestiel, Rated E, Wordcount:~4k

Summary: Victor needs, and Yuuri provides.

~Gentle!dom Yuuri post-canon future fic~  If you like Victor getting what he needs (i.e. his hair petted and being told what a good boy he is) then you and I are a lot alike, and you might enjoy this fic I just posted yesterday.

Vkusno!: by mtothedestiel, Rated E, WC: ~21k

Summary: "Next week on Top Chef: Denver, it’s that most infamous challenge…Wedding Wars! But this won’t be any ordinary wedding feast. Our top twelve chefs will cook for a secret, world-famous celebrity couple with international tastes! The stakes have never been this high. Who will be crowned Top Chef, and who will be asked to pack their knives and go? Tune in to find out!“

aka: Newly retired, Victor and Yuuri are invited to be special guests on a popular American cooking competition. The fluffiest post-canon future!fic I could possibly come up with, featuring exotic locales (Denver), tasty food (mostly), and comfortable married hotel room sex.  

So this guy walks into a bar…: by silvercistern, Rated E, WC: ~16k

Summary:Okay, okay, okay so you know that trope where a couple pretends to be strangers so that they can seduce each other? Yeah I’m sure you do. It’s been done before. But hear me out: What if they were embarrassingly bad at it? Instead of talking over their future, two grown-ass, married adults pretend to be strangers in a club.

I don’t remember where I stumbled on this gem but let me just say this is by far the funniest serious fic I’ve ever read.  I died like nine times at Victor and Yuuri’s antics, but also cried a little bit to see them address some insecurities in their relationship and come out stronger for it.  Quality story, unique writing style, hilarious attempt at getting the spice back in the bedroom.

ebony and ivory: by wbtrashking, Rated E, WC: ~20k

Summary: Yuuri jumps when someone hurries into the elevator, apologizing profusely.The apartment complex is full of eccentrics, seeing as it’s only a few miles from the artistic center of town. It isn’t the first time that the concert pianist has run into someone who’s late for work, fussing with their hair, or adjusting the lapels of a suit. Yuuri taps out a rhythm to fill the silence, something original.When he sees the silver-haired man pull out a notebook, he recognizes the handwriting. Notes had been slipped under his door in that loopy script for weeks now.This handsome man is his upstairs neighbor.

The pianist!Yuuri AU we’ve all been waiting for, ebony and ivory is another fic with surprising humor as former child prodigy Yuuri goes through some of the trials of adult life.  I liked some of the emotional tracks this author decided to explore, like the difficulties in acclimating to adult intimacy when your whole life has been dedicated to a craft that leaves room for little else.  Still the writing is fun and polished as we follow a plot that’s all about building trust and not about gotcha angst.  (bonus points for the harsh truth about Victor’s natural hair color lol)  A nice snow day read!  

Enjoy these recs, and stay warm!  (I certainly wouldn’t turn down any recs y’all might have as well.  My inbox is always open!!)

CSBC Presents: The Pirate Chef

We are thrilled to present you our next selection The Pirate Chef by the supreme @lenfaz

When all her planned work for the upcoming special in the show she produces falls apart, Emma Swan is forced to work with the networks rising star. And she doesn’t think anything good will come out of it.

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