Newt: *tries to be romantic to Tina*

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Newt: you have eyes like a salamander’s

Eddie revealing a deleted scene where Tina and Leta jointly save Newt and his case

This scene is significant on multiple levels, for it shows that

  • Tina understands how much the case means to Newt
  • Leta possesses great magical skills and truly cares for Newt
  • Two strong complex female characters work together to protect the male protagonist

Cutting this particular scene for the sake of time makes me question the director’s vision and whether he can do justice to the wonderful female characters so carefully created by J.K. Rowling.

Newt Scamander unapologetically licking the floor in the middle of a foreign country, after giving a giant middle finger to his “Travel Ban” to find Tina and tell her she has salamander eyes is why I will always and forever love him.

PS. He did it for love.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

At what point did Dumbledore go like:

Screw the fashionable, gray flattering suit.

We gonna go with purple robes and pointy hats

Newt: Alright, game plan! Go to Paris. Find Tina. Tell her I’m not engaged. Tell her I love her. Proceed to then get married. Have children. Be together forever.

Everyone else: and…find Credence and stop Grindelwald, right?

Newt: uh…sure, if there’s time.

THIS JUST IN: Newton Artemis Fido Scamander has permanently raised my standards. If you won’t lick the dirty ground in a foreign country in order to find me, you ain’t it, chief.

Newton Artemis Fido Scamander is the single best character in the entire HPCU ™ (Harry Potter Cinematic Universe) and that’s the tea