news reporting the obvious

anonymous asked:

Hey if you're still taking prompts... idk how you feel about jj, but how about someone accuses jj of cheating somehow like using steroids and all the skaters rally around him?

Big thanks to @miraculous-katsukii and @marochre for helping me write this prompt up!


Canadian News @CanadianNewsTonight
Just announced: Canadian Figure Skater Jean-Jacques Leroy (@Jjleroy!15) accused of using illegal steroids in previous season

Mrs Ruby @RubyRed
How disgusting! Some people actually train hard for medals @Jjleroy!15!

Canada Girl @MapleTree99
As a Canadian, I am disgusted by @Jjleroy!15! Is that why your performance dropped during the finals!

Ri @yak-+ri
To believe that someone as popular as @Jjleroy!15 would snope so low as to use steroids.

Skater Fan @Gay4Skaters
No wonder @Jjleroy!15 was always so cocky! At least he didn’t win at the finals!

Shark-Boy @PoolShark
Geez, another sport corrupted by illegal drugs! Who would have expected figure skating to join the list…

“WHAT BULLSHIT!?” Yuri shouted as he scrolled through twitter and read through all the comments that followed the obvious fake news report about JJ.

“Yura? Sweetheart? Everything okay?” Yuuri questioned from the other room, causing him to sigh as got up and wondered into the kitchen.

“Listen to this bullshit,” he grumbled while taking a seat beside Victor on one of the kitchen stools.

“Language,” Victor said while flicking his ear, causing him to hiss and gave the older Russian the rude finger.

“Canadian Figure Skater Jean-Jacques Leroy accused of using illegal steroids in previous season,” he read.

“Accused?” Victor questioned.

“JJ doesn’t seem the type to cheat,” Yuuri said while continuing to cut up vegetables for dinner.

“Exactly! I mean, sure, JJ is an ass but he isn’t a cheater!” he said while slamming his phone against the kitchen bench in annoyance. The room lapsed into silence, causing him to raise an eyebrow in confusion while looking between Victor and Yuuri. The pair stared at him for a moment before sharing a look with each other.

“What?” he demanded.

“Just surprised to see you defending JJ, that’s all,” Victor stated with a shrug.

“Why? Sure, JJ is an asshole. And he is rude, self-absorbed-“

“Yura,” Yuuri cut him off, causing him to sigh.

“Fiiiine. JJ is a lot of things, but he isn’t a cheater,” he stated.

“Well, don’t tell us that, tell twitter,” Victor said with a wave of his hand.

“And ruin my reputation!” he asked.

“Fine, do it as me,” Yuuri said while pulling out his phone and holding it out. Yuri stared at the offered phone for a moment before grabbing it.

“JJ better appreciate this,” he mumbled while opening up the twitter app.

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki 
I can’t believe the number of people that have fallen for the fake news released about @Jjleroy!15

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki 
@Jjleroy!15 is a lot of things, but he is not a cheater

“Nawwww,” Victor cooed in his ear, causing him to jerk and hiss in surprise. He hadn’t noticed Victor stand up and wander behind him to read over his shoulder.

“What?” he hissed, earning himself a pat on the head.

“I just think it is cute that you are defending one of your biggest rivals,” Victor said with a sly smile on his lips.

“Then what am I?” Yuuri huffed, causing him to snicker at the look of panic that appeared on Victor’s face.

“Well, of course you are another one of Yurio’s rivals. You are his top rival!” Victor cooed, clearly trying to sweet talk his fiancé.

“Oh, Phichit has reblogged one of the tweets,” Yuri mumbled more to himself than the love couple.

“What?” Victor gasped, “God, getting left behind by all you young people.”

Yuri watched as Victor pulled out his phone and started to type away on it.

“There, done!” Victor said brightly a few moments later, “Hopefully all this stuff clears up soon.”

“Yeah, hopefully,” he mumbled as he continued to scroll through twitter on Yuuri’s phone.

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
I know for a fact that @Jjleroy!15 doesn’t take any steroids! Of any kind! #JJdoesn’tCheat

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
is a hardworking skater that doesn’t need lies and rumours spread about him

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
Would you want someone telling everyone lies about you! No, so please leave celebrities and sports stars to do their jobs! #JJdoesn’tCheat

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
I may not know @Jjleroy!15 that well, but he isn’t that type of person to #JJdoesn’tCheat

Otabek Altin @otabek-altin

Otabek Altin @otabek-altin
JJ is a good guy and doesn’t deserve this type of media publicity

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
@Jjleroy!15 is a very skilled skater and doesn’t need any drugs to help him preform #JJdoesn’tCheat

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
Thank you everyone for your support. The sudden accusation about me taking illegal steroids was shocking.

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15 
I can assure everyone that the current accusation against me are false. I do not take steroids, let alone illegal ones

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
Thank you everyone not only for your support but also the trending hashtag #JJdoesn’tCheat

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15 
Also, big thanks to my little kitten @yuri-plisetsky for his support

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Rot in hell @Jjleroy!15

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky

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