your band comes home.
lady on her phone, says "Newport, Newport 100s." i ring her for a newport short and a newport 100... cuz that's how i understood it. she pays for them... still on her phone. she is almost out the door when she notices two packs and gets on me because she didn't want the shorts. guy behind her said "maybe if you got off the phone, you would have noticed." she started yelling at him, continued yelling after she left (according to others). i gave that dude a free coffee for saying what i couldn't.