newark high school

okay so, I was in my honors econ class right? and the teacher was talking about why he has a swear jar and he asks if anybody’s parents has them
this one kid

fucking

shouts out “MY MOM DOESN’T HAVE ONE BUT SHE HAS THESE FANCY WINE BOTTLES THAT SHE DRINKS WHENEVER THINGS HAPPEN. LIKE IF ME AND MY BROTHERS GET HONOR ROLL SHE DRINKS THE ENTIRE THING. SHE HAS A LOT OF THEM”

AND I KNOW THIS KID TO AN EXTENT

AND HE NEVER JOKES

EVER

LIKE 150% OF THE TIME

HE’S NOT FUCKING KIDDING OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS AND ITS ONLY THE THIRD DAY