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Missing My NFL

It’s At This Time Of Year That I Begin To Yearn for The NFL…Beefy, Brawny Men In Skin-Tight Uniforms Battling It Out Over The Gridiron. 

And Especially Those Beefy, Brawny Men Who Define Sexiness, Like Eric Decker!

Woof, Baby!

On May 26th, 2017, Collette Smith became the first female coach in New York Jets team history when it was announced that she would work with defensive backs during training camp. Smith previously coached and worked as a marketing executive for the New York Sharks of the Independent Women’s Football League. 

Smith said of her hiring, “I’m over the top. I’m humbled and I’m proud. This could have happened with any NFL team. But it just so happened that it was with my beloved New York Jets. This is bigger because of that. God forbid it would have been with the Patriots. But I still would have done it.”

Only our “president” would elect the old-white-fart owner of the most inept franchise in the NFL as an ambassador to the UK for no discernible reason. Like, what the fuck?

As if England hasn’t suffered enough already the past month. You folks have my sympathies.

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Manly Monday

Eric Decker Is Out With A Shoulder Injury, And The Jets Are In Need Of His Return. 

Godspeed To Him!

For Now, I’m Content With Memories Of Him In Pre-Seasn Training Camp In Skin-Tight, Green Lycra.

Sexy As Hell, Baby!