There were over 30 million viewers who watched the third and final debate Wednesday night. It is estimated that 1/3 of the people watching are undecided. I have only one question for all the undecided voters… Where the hell have you been for the past 6 months?! If you don’t know who you are voting for by now, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote. The two candidates couldn’t be more opposite. Hillary Clinton is an experienced politician who has over 30 years of public service. Mr. Cheetos Man has had over 30 years of sexual allegations, racism, and lawsuits.
Watching the final debate was like watching Rocky II for the first 14 rounds. Clinton was playing the role of Apollo Creed. Shewas jabbing and moving and Mr. Pumpkin Face was Rocky. He was just swinging wildly, severely outclassed and out skilled. He tried to knock Clinton out but this is not a movie or reality TV. If this debate was a fight it would have been stopped, if this debate was a horse, Mr. Small Hands would be put out to stud to grope other females until after the election.
Clinton baited Mr. Sniffles time and time again. She called him Putin’s puppet which started the orange meltdown. Mr. Groper, like a 5-year-old, said repeatedly…” You are the puppet, you are the puppet”! I was waiting for him to say in Pee Wee Herman’s voice, “I know you are but what am I.”
When Melania’s 2nd Son bragged about his hotels, Clinton fired back “You mean the one that was built by illegal workers and Chinese steel”. Mr. Body By Eggplant’s response was, “Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!”
There are several Bernie Sanders supporters who are still undecided. Hillary is not to the far left and that is fine. In order to lead effectively, you have to lead all people, not just your base. That means she has to listen to the right and come to a compromise. I am voting for Hillary for three reasons:
1) She will raise the minimum wage.
2) She will protect the rights of women and Planned Parenthood.
3) She will protect Gay and Lesbian rights.
Putin’s Puppet only wants to lead the far right. Hillary is not Sanders but with her, in office, Elizabeth Warren and Sanders will have a significant voice. If Mr.Dry Mouth is elected, he will ship them off to some concentration camp and start a dictatorship with his man crush, Putin. I will not bring up voter fraud because the outcome is going to be a landslide. Clinton will get around 318 electoral votes and Mr. Misogynist will get about 220. That my friends is an old fashioned beat down. Eric’s Father called Clinton, “A nasty woman” To quote the Huffington Post, “her first name isn’t Hillary, it’s Madam, and Madam President if you are nasty.”
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My favorite active New Yorker cartoonist Ed Steed designed these hilarious posters for the 2016 USA presidential candidates. I love how accurately they catch the tone of each candidate’s personality and policies, from Ted Cruz’s intense evangelicalism to Bernie Sanders’ embrace of youthful counterculture.