new-Pokemon

If you’re like me, and only had basic familiarity with the ‘90s Pokémon, you might be a little confused by all the internet’s talk regarding the new installment.

Well, fret no more! I’ve figured it all out – here’s SDM’s handy dandy, 100%-accurate guide to the new Pokémon.

Name: Shrugging Meowth

Usually Found: Not caring about what you think of him



Name: Lazy Koala With A Beer

Usually Found: Sleeping off his eucalyptus hangover

Name: The World’s Angriest Otter

Usually Found: Posting in social media comment sections

Name: Diglett With Wheat On His Head

Usually Found: Being annoyed when mistaken for regular Diglett

Name: ‘80s Glam-Rock Trio Diglett

Usually Found: Being swooned over in concert while wearing leather pants

Name: A Bus

Usually Found: Being a bus

Name: Donkey With Regrettable Haircut

Usually Found: Not wanting to look at his yearbook photos later in life


Name: Just A Sandcastle

Usually Found: Wondering why his designer got so lazy

Name: Hideous Abomination

Usually Found: Wondering what his designer was smoking at the time

Name: Nightmare Fuel 

Usually Found: Probably watching us while we sleep 

Name: Living Flower Crown

Usually Found: Wondering if, technically, it’s grabbing its own butt right now

Name: Overfull Hamster

Usually Found: Lamenting the number of seeds he ate

Name: I’m Sorry, What

Usually Found: Probably, um… maybe… uh…

Name: Wait, Is That A Transformer

Usually Found: Are these all seriously new Pokémon, what’s going on

Name: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Usually Found: WHY IS THIS A THING

I AM NOT OK WITH THIS AT ALL

CAN WE GO BACK TO THE ‘90S PLEASE

IT LOOKS LIKE IT PROBABLY EATS PIKACHUS WHOLE

Dugtrio’s Alolan Form

Professor Huffmagic here with a very quick little tidbit in celebration of the new demo.So a lot of people have been asking about the hair that Dugtrio seems to have grown in his new Alolan form, and I wanted to throw a quick answer out here for you.


Anywhere that there is volcanic activity, but especially in Hawaii, there is something that occurs called Pele’s Hair.

Pele’s Hair is named after the Hawaii’n goddess of volcanoes. It is basically very thin strands of stretched basaltic glass. It is very light and often blows away and collects in large bunches. 

It usually forms near large flows or fountains, and looks like lustrous golden human hair.

So as it turns out, this little dude has a totally reasonable and geologic explanation for its radical surfer doo. 

All I can think of is He-man. 


Sorry for the lack of updates, school has been keeping me busy, but if you have any questions about Pokemon, or any of the new Alolan forms, feel free to ask and I will do a post just for you!

Until next time trainers!

Stay safe, and be careful of the monsters that live in the tall grass!

-Professor Huffmagic

New day, new favorite type! and for my favorite Rock type, I’ve picked Minior! This cute little space candy is such a cool design and I love all the colors they come in! I’d love to try to use one someday.