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Newsies Songs Renamed:

Buckle your seat belts motherfuckers because we’re going for a ride (Overture)

Crutchie is so precious and needs love (Santa Fe Prologue)

Newsies of New York are gonna kick your ass and there’s nothing you can do about it (Carrying the Banner)

Joseph Pulitzer has no chill (The Bottom Line)

Medda is our Queen (That’s Rich)

The one girl on the planet who could resist Jack Kelly (I Never Planned on you/Don’t come a-knocking on my door)

Newsies of New York get increasingly angry in the form of a song (The World Will Know)

Writers block: The Song (Watch What Happens)

A brief chapter in which everything seems to be going right (Seize the Day)

Everything goes wrong again, rapidly+Boy belting like an angel (Santa Fe)

Crutchie has been captured, Jack’s probably dead, lets tap dance cuz we’re famous! (King of New York)

Go and look it up the poor GUYS HEad is spinning: The Song (Watch What Happens: Reprise)

Holding teenagers against their will isn’t illegal if you’re rich (The Bottom Line: Reprise)

Brooklyn Newsies will kick your ass, and you’ll like it (Brooklyn’s Here)

Jack and Kathrine are Goals™ (Something to Believe In)

The Greatest Mother Fucking Key Change You’ll Ever Hear In Your Life (Once and For All)