Rob folded his newspaper in half and threw it onto the table with a scoff. He’d gotten into the habit of having The Salem Times delivered while he stayed with Bertie and his family to keep up to date about the happenings back home. The owls had the tendency to arrive a day or two late, stopping in Iceland for a rest but apart from that it was a working system.
The particular headline of today “CHICAGO WIZARD SENTENCED FOR SCANDELOUS AFFAIR WITH MALE NO-MAJ” had Rob loose all interest in reading any further. “Great. That’s just great,” he muttered to himself and picked up a piece of toast to give it to the waiting barn owl who was already making impatient noises with its beak, wanting to be rewarded for a job well done.
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