new wwe title

At the beginning of 2016, if you would've told me that...

•Shinsuke Nakamura, AJ Styles, and Austin Aries would all debut in WWE,

•Nakamura vs Sami Zayn would happen at Takeover Dallas and become a definite candidate for Match of the Year,

•Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows would leave NJPW to come to WWE,

•Shane McMahon would return after seven years, ask for control of Raw, AND have a match with Undertaker at WrestleMania,

•Sting would be put in the HOF,

•Jacqueline would be put in the HOF,

•Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens would both be fighting for the IC title in a 7-man ladder match at WrestleMania,

•Charlotte, Becky Lynch, and Sasha Banks would all fight for the Divas championship in a triple threat match at WrestleMania,

•there would be a new Women’s title debuted,

•WWE would actually acknowledge the fact that Bobby Roode and Kota Ibushi were in the crowd at NXT Takeover,

I would’ve never, ever believed you.

This Title Is Better Than The New WWE Title

Hey all.

So, I’ve been suffering with Norovirus all week and haven’t quite found the strength to post until now.

Since I’ve missed a few days, here’s a WWEek In Jokes Special all about the new WWE Title.

Enjoy.

XO-TWB

 

  • The Rock unveiled the new WWE Title on Monday. It’s being nicknamed “The Mickey Rourke” on account of it having a terrible facelift
  • The new WWE Title was suspended after a wellness violation. It was said to be taking hideous pills

  • The new WWE Title replica belt is said to be selling bad because people just figured they could run over their old replica belt and get the same effect
  • What do the new WWE Title and 30 Rock’s Liz Lemon have in common? They both look terrible in HD

  • Cody Rhodes and the new WWE Title are set to feud for the title of creepiest new face
  • The new WWE Title is so gross, it looks like it’s come from The Rock’s bottom