new pokemon

“As creepy as the monster designs are... “

Ted the Animator: “…your motion smear frames are waaaaaay creepier.”

Carl the Animator: “They’re good, though, huh?”

Ted the Animator: “In a Salvador Dali kind of way, sure.”

Carl the Animator: “He didn’t know how to draw Smilegs, though.”

Ted the Animator: “…um?”

Carl the Animator: “Did I never mention? I name all of the motion smear creatures like Pokemon.”

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “Like ol’ Swizzbird here.”

Ted the Animator: “…that’s horrifying. Do I even want to know about the others?”

Carl the Animator: “Yes, because Stretchin exists.

Ted the Animator: “Wait, so… ‘Stretching’ minus the ‘g’?”

Carl the Animator: “No, no, Stretch + Chin.”

Ted the Animator: “Ohhhhhhhhh.”

Carl the Animator: “Get your wordplay straight, Shel Silverstein.”

Ted the Animator: “I… hrm.”

Carl the Animator: “There’s plenty more, like Earbat.”

Ted the Animator: “Looks more like a Kissmutt to me, personally.”

Carl the Animator: “Also Sinkman.”

Ted the Animator: “…not the most-creative name out there, but can’t fault it for accuracy.”

Carl the Animator:Squashmode.”

Ted the Animator: “He’s all compressed, but he seems so happy to be compressed.”

Carl the Animator:Cornerdriblets.”

Ted the Animator: “…where did you even come up with–”

Carl the Animator: “And don’t forget Angry Scrappy-Doo on Steroids.”

Ted the Animator: “I don’t–… actually, never mind, that’s spot on. I can respect that.”

Carl the Animator: “Call me, Pokemans-makin’-company… I’ve got your lineup for the next game right here.”

...in the constant PNSD smear frames, Shag ‘n’ Scoob are basically weird, deformed Pokemans.

And so, I present to you… Scoobimon, generation 1.

Happooch!

Amebowbow!

Schnozzarms!

Compressanine!

Squanchbat!

Stretchild!

Wileyhead!

And, most-importantly by far…

Literally Just The Letter “I”!

I can’t wait for the cardgame tie-in.

“...wow.”

Carl the Animator: “Even more Pokemon, yo. This one is Diskydog.”

Ted the Animator: “Half canine, half UFO – all creepy.”

Carl the Animator:Quadroptica.”

Ted the Animator: “His eyes got scared and tried to leave his face so hard, they split via mitosis.”

Carl the Animator:Armblewing.”

Ted the Animator: “…wait, the misshapen teapot?”

Carl the Animator: “No! The dog-armed, weird-haired monstrosity!”

Ted the Animator: “Still not as bizarre as the teapot.”

Carl the Animator:Lagomorflask.

Ted the Animator: “Why does it have a suit on?”

Carl the Animator: “…that’s what you’re concerned with, here? Not it being an alcoholic rabbit-dog-thing?”

Ted the Animator: “I just feel he overdressed for his date with the purple slime monster, that’s all.”

Carl the Animator: “And, finally, Footerbund.”

Ted the Animator: “I… um….”

Carl the Animator: “What?”

Ted the Animator: “Whereas I respect the need to stretch things in order to show quick movement… goodness, that’s freaky….”

Carl the Animator: “Magestic, I think you mean.”

Ted the Animator: “Like, squish the image at the sides to replicate ‘normal’ proportions, and…”

Ted the Animator: “…welp.”

Carl the Animator: “He’s beautiful.”

Ted the Animator: “Hopefully the Scooby-Doo Expanded Cinematic Universe will dedicate a standalone film to Three-Fingered Cyclops Shaggy.”