Jimmy Walters is a bashful man. Because of his unfortunate reaction to the sight of bare shoulders Jimmy is in danger of becoming a recluse. Also a prude. Therefore, his friends decide he should be cured. They take him to a certain fancy-dress ball where he will see so much flesh he will never again be frightened by a little. The ball is raided and in escaping, Jimmy, dressed as a lady, climbs through the window of a Turkish-bath parlor [on ladies night] next door. Fearing arrest, he has a brisk time of it avoiding the attendants, and later, being discovered, it is a little difficult for him to explain to his wife that he did not deliberately plan the masquerade.
“The communication of this Knowledge and other Secrets, some of which are perhaps Lost, constituted under other names, what we now call Masonry - the present name of the Order and its titles, and the Names of the Degrees now in use were not then known. But, by whatever name it was known in this or other country, Masonry existed as it now exists, the same in Spirit and at Heart, not only when Solomon build the Temple, but Centuries before, before even the first colonies emigrated into Southern India, Persia and Egypt, from the Cradle of the Human Race.”
- “Morals and Dogma of the Ancient and Accepted Sccotish Rite of Freemasonry”, by Albert Pike.
I think the most plausible The Force Awakens headcanon I’ve ever run into is that the galactic media started holding Ben up as the face of the nascent New Jedi Order from a very young age, and everything that’s happened since then is basically the equivalent of a former child star meltdown.
Just, you know, instead of getting drunk and trashing his hotel room, he shivs his dad and blows up the sun, because Skywalkers never do anything small.
A/N - The first in a little series of Got7 as your boyfriend! I’ll be doing this in age order and uploading a new one each week~ This was actually my first time writing like this so let me know if it was any good! Keep sending in your requests and remember, ships will be closing tonight!
Bela Lugosi’s Dead - Bauhaus
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order
Love Song - The Cure
Ask - The Smiths
Age of Consent - New Order
Blue Monday - New Order
Fury Eyes - The Creatures
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Eurythmics
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
Aikea-Guinea - Cocteau Twins
Juliet of the Spirits - The B-52’s
Are Friends Electric - Gary Numan
The Village - New Order
Whip it - Devo
Unlovable - The Smiths
Dreams Never End - New Order
I Melt With You - Modern English
Ceremony - New Order
Blister In the Sun - Violent Femmes
Love Vigilantes - New Order
Hateful - The Clash
Mirror in the Bathroom - The English Beat
Funplex - The B-52’s
Just Like Heaven - The Cure
Punk Rock Girl - The Dead Milkmen
This Charming Man - The Smiths
Love Cats - The Cure
Pearly-Dewdrops Drops - Cocteau Twins
Heart and Soul - T'Pau
So I’ve been playing Wolfenstien The New Order recently for the first time but for the life of me I just couldn’t place B.J. Blazkowicz’s voice but I just knew it sounded familiar. Lets just say I was pleasantly surprised when I found out the B.J. was voiced by Brian Bloom. Who knew that in an alternate universe our darling Varric Tethras would be going running around killing Nazis and single handedly taking down the Nazi Empire.