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Does anybody think about what an absolute drama queen Steve Rogers is? “Where you from?” he asks Spidey and the kid, who’s currently stuck holding up several thousand pounds of equipment, squeaks “Queens” and then #1 Troll Steve Rogers has the gall to announce “Brooklyn” like the entire United States doesn’t know that Steve Rogers is from Brooklyn. I bet he announced it every time he did an interview. And not even subtly, either.

“So, what’s surprised you the most about the modern era?” (Steve has answered this question in interviews approximately 629,875 times.)

“Oh, I guess the gentrification? Brooklyn–that’s where I’m from, you know–it used to be rougher. Now they charge a new Lexus’ worth for a month’s rent.”

“What do you do in your spare time?”

“Well, back before, I used to sneak in to watch the Dodgers. You know, back when they were in Brooklyn. Where I’m from.”

“Yes, but what about now?”

“Oh, I like to ride my motorcycle out to Brooklyn. I was born there.”

*Host narrows eyes, unsure if he’s being made fun of. He’s totally being made fun of.*

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“God sat out the Holocaust. Do you really think he lifted a finger to get you that new Lexus?”

Y'all, about halfway through, she started reading for filth and I was truly unprepared.

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