new jersey drivers

Shit Tumblr History Nerds Say to Each Other

Below are quotes - actual quotes - from a Skype chat me and a bunch of tumblr history nerds are in. Yes, we use Skype. We’re losers. Also here’s a disclaimer: it’s a private conversation where messages are typically sent without passing through our brains first. Do not take anything seriously. Also, reading this might will cause cancer.

Cast:

Lex@lex-for-lexington
Fuji, @fujisan-ni-noboru-hinode
Gideon, @tanks-a-lot
Shiggy, @uss-edsall
Joey, @british-eevee
Zach, @supermarketsecurity

Part 1 of ?: Sections 0 - 99

This post contains sections 0-99: 25 AUGUST 2015 to 12 OCTOBER 2015. Joey and Zach were not a part of the chat group yet.


Section 0

Off to a good start,

“you’d think that the friendship between tumblrs two Pacific War historians would be a little intellectual, but nope” - Fuji


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states i’ve been to long enough to Experience the Drivers in order of how bad the drivers are (worst drivers to best drivers):

  1. new jersey
  2. massachusetts
  3. maryland
  4. virginia
  5. south carolina
  6. pennsylvania
  7. rhode island
  8. florida
  9. vermont
  10. connecticut
  11. new hampshire
  12. new york

evidence: my word is law

  International 50 years ago

July 13, 1967,      Newark in the state of New Jersey: a black taxi driver in a quarrel with white cops. The two officials knock down the taxi driver. After that, the false report is circulating that he has been injured. As a result, the most serious racial unrest in the history of the United States is coming.

Fresh Air film critic David Edelstein reviews Paterson, which was loosely inspired by William Carlos Williams’ epic poem of the same name. 

Paterson, directed by Jim Jarmusch, charts a week, Monday to Monday, in the life of a Paterson, New Jersey bus driver and poet whose name also happens to be Paterson. He’s played by Adam Driver, whose face is amazing even when it’s still: You can see the ripples of thought, and in a movie as cerebral as this one, that matters. Driver’s loopy charm infuses the film, which is likable and moving for reasons that aren’t always easy to pin down.”

anonymous asked:

Ok so I thought New Jersey had the worst drivers of all time because in Jersey you're not allowed to make left turns, and when Jersey drivers come to other states it's like they remember at the last second that they can turn left and they jump across lanes and shit. So I thought Jersey had the worst drivers… until I visited florida. What the fuck. Ive seen my BF cut off, tailgated, not let into a lane, etc more times in the week I was there than I've experienced living one state away from Jersey

Wait…you can’t makes left turns in New Jersey???????????? THIS EXPLAINS SO MANY HORRIBLE DRIVERS IVE ENCOUNTERED WITH JERSEY LICENSE PLATES