new intelligence

In regards to the new Overwatch character

Keep in mind that Efi Oladele is an 11 year old child. Although I am very ecstatic to have her as a part of the team, knowing how nasty the Overwatch fandom gets at times, I just would like to clarify that Efi is a CHILD. I don’t wanna see any “Age is just a number” posts, shipping her with much older characters, or making NSFW drawings of her, so please keep in mind that Efi is an 11 year old child @ overwatchfandom

Small, underrated things:

  • Hearing an acoustic version of your favourite song
  • Ordering clothes online and them fitting perfectly when they arrive
  • Getting along with someone you’ve just met
  • The way cities look at night
  • Coming home after you’ve been away for a while
  • When your pet sleeps on your lap
  • Remembering a good dream
  • Accents
  • Discovering a new food
  • Having an intelligent, meaningful conversation
  • Finding a new band/artist
  • When your food arrives earlier than you thought 
  • A fully charged battery
  • Being the only person to know a secret
  • Inside jokes
  • Watching fireworks
  • Looking at old photos
  • When someone remembers the things you like
  • Realising you had more time than you thought
  • Finally finishing a project
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The kea can sometimes be a bit too smart for its own good, in fact, particularly when it comes to finding (or stealing) food.  The video below shows some kea breaking into sealed garbage bins.

Even more remarkable was a case last fall in New Zealand’s Milford Sound, specifically a particular one-way tunnel.  Workers were puzzled when traffic cones in the tunnel kept moving around, apparently one their own.  A CCTV camera solved the problem; the local kea were waiting for the sound of approaching cars, and then dragging the cones into the middle of the road.  Some researchers speculate that the intelligent birds figured out that cars would slow down or stop for these cones, and were trying to stop traffic so that they could beg for food!

Me: baby wanna sexy role play
My bf: yes god., what are we role playing
Me: You’re living in a damp basement warehouse somewhere in Silicon Valley getting siphoned money from Russia to develop new intelligence technologies and I’m you’re ai you built in your image causing you a moral crisis about having developed a deep attachment to and lay awake in bed wondering if something inside you programmed me to love you because you are so lonely and misunderstood by other tech people because you like talking heads. I don’t have body or a voice yet. I’m a mass of code and binary. And you’re about to fuck me.

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U S E L E S S, it’s what he meant.

In the far distant future, birds will evolve into various kinds of new, hyper-intelligent dinosaurs. They will find our fossilized remains, display them, theorize about them, until eventually, a body is recovered intact and perfectly preserved.

They will be immensely disappointed that we had hair and cartilage and fat and didn’t look just like skeletons shrink-wrapped in skin.

It’s obviously wonderful if you’re a brilliant, smart person. Graduate with highest honors. Get that Ph. D. Go and achieve your highest, and don’t be reluctant to be proud of your achievements!

But don’t think that it makes you better than everyone else. It does not give you the right to look down upon people. Your achievements are not all that define who you are. Do not think that getting that high GPA, perfect score, job, etc gives you an excuse to disrespect others.

Masterlist of Awesome - Part 3 (Other Fandoms)

Hello everyone! It’s been a while! But here’s a new rec list ;) Although, for the Sterek fans following me, this is strictly other fandoms, sorry. Been away from Sterek in a while and that’s the result!  Here’s a listing of what you’ll find!

Merlin / Merthur

Suits / Marvey

Supernatural / Destiel / SamxDean / SamxDeanxCas

White Collar / Peter/Neal/Elizabeth

James Bond (Daniel Craig’s) / 00Q

London Spy / Alex/Danny

Originally posted by paradisebird


Fandom: James Bond (Daniel Craig’s) 
Pairing : 00Q

Temeraire by professorfangirl (lizeckhart) / 8858 w. / E

“At Bond’s age anything like love was trapped and walled away, a scorpion under a glass; what he felt now was like the fire at Skyfall, filtered through icewater light. And yet it was there, it was possible: one more reckless leap, one more deadshot fall, one more defiance of loss. It was there, waiting in the way Q’s eyes lingered on him, the intelligent desire in their depths, patient, saying, ‘we have almost all the time in the world’." 

Does Your Mother Know? by sorion / 17561 w. / M 

“He told me… that he’d loved and trusted people with his life before, and that it didn’t end well. And he told me… that he would trust me with his life… and his death.” 

“Wow. Now I don’t know which one of you to warn off of breaking the other’s heart, anymore.” 

The Inevitability of Time by dhampir72 for missMHO / 27055 w. / M 

When they meet for the first time at the National Gallery, Bond has a strange sense of deja vu. 

For the 00QNewYearParty as a gift for missMHO. 

Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by sorion / 31571 w. / M 

Despite Bond making a kind of running joke out of Q’s “exploding pen” remark by requesting one at every opportunity… it was Q who mentioned it first. The reason behind it is quite simple. They both like to blow shit up. And then they realise that that’s not the only thing they have in common. 

Denominations by WriteThroughTheNight/ 33299 w. / Series / T 

Part 1: Denominations by WriteThroughTheNight

"Q confirms that he’s an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it." 

OR Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot. 

The Haunting of Skyfall Lodge by BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria for shipimpala / 36522 w. / E 

All his life, Q has seen ghosts. For years, he’s searched for scientific proof to back up what he knows to be true. Finally, he starts a YouTube channel to chronicle his adventures of exploring haunted sites. His latest location: Skyfall Lodge. 

Yours, J by swtalmnd / 41104 w. / Series / G to E 

Part 1 : Yours, J by swtalmnd

Bond sends letters. Q is vexed. Q-branch starts a betting pool. There are an appalling amount of sweets. Also, 002 is a bit of an arse. 

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marauders as dads; a ranking

james potter

  • 150% in from day one 
  • has a great relationship with his kids, will wrestle and bathtime and be so enthusiastic tbh a 6 year old will lose energy faster than him 
  • will be embarrassing af to his kids when they are teenagers bc he will come to ever quidditch game and get in fights with other parents 
  • spoils his kids with both love and presents and cried the first time he put harry in time out 
  • A+ dad, better than anyone ever 

remus lupin

  • i mean…tries to run away from his kid and pregnant wife bc he is so ashamed of his illness so there’s that
  • but once hes there hes happy and caring and loving and consistently asks himself how a monster like him deserves this love (a lil dramatic but ok)
  • move over atticus finch there is a new intelligent and empathetic dilf around
  • seems stern but will teach his kids every secret passageway in hogwarts before they turn 5
  • Overall, a solid B

sirius black 

  • either has 0 kids or a million illegitimate kids from one night stands there is no middle ground 
  • doesnt find out he even has a kid until they are like 8
  • then sees them every other weekend and brings them to super fun and highly irresponsible events 
  • loves them a lot but doesnt /actually/ parent 
  • really just a cool uncle 
  • D+, stick to being a godparent padfoot 

peter pettigrew 

  • stereotypical boring dad that you see in movies 
  • like wearing a collared shirt with a tie and reading the paper over cereal never really interacting with his kids 
  • doesnt go to his kids quidditch games bc he has work 
  • loves them but feels uncomfortable telling them so he just says vague statements like “chip off the ol’ block” and “ask your mum” 
  • C, isnt the worst  isnt the best.