Genre: Gang AU/ High School AU Pairing: Reader/Jimin Length: 2186 Summary: Finding an injured boy collapsing in front of your house, you decide to help him, only to find out he’s associated with some underground business. After that fateful night, you surprisingly find him in the new class you had just transferred into.
I've got another deeply philosophical question: will the YOI wank ever end?
It’s 2030. Tumblr now exists in tridimensional VR format. The year has come when thousands of people worldwide can finally take a deep sigh of relief; that fandom died. It’s a sweeping moment the entirety of the online population can unanimously feel like a goosebump-inducing shiver on their skin; none of the tags are populated anymore, there’s no more canon content and the merch can now only be bought as a relic of the past for passionate collectors. Yuri means lesbian porn again. Ice means- ice.
Every shonen in existence reached its finale - all in the same way, nonetheless, with the characters being paired together in heterosexual couples on a complete whim and having children with bad character designs. There are only two fandoms still alive: the Hetalia fandom - also known as the fandom that never dies - and the Steven Universe fandom, since there are still enough people on the internet to harass off of it.
But suddenly, a new challenger appears on the horizon. The elders residing on this site raise their tired gazes. It’s a sports anime… A rare species they haven’t seen in a long time. It’s like the second coming of Jesus. The hungry crowds gather their last forces to crawl across the floor in desperation, bony hands reaching out to the new gift their god, Japan, has bestowed upon them. A sports anime. It’s about competitive fishing. The characters display ambiguously gay behaviours.
Tumblr cheers in joy. As every end is a new beginning, we must realize the world truly runs around in circles.
So @viciousshenanigans wanted a different 30 Day Character Challenge, since she’s done the other one a lot of times and is sick of the questions. I decided to put one together.
So here it is, for anyone who may want it
Part 1: Childhood
What is your character’s earliest childhood memory?
Does your character have siblings? If yes, what was their relationship with them like? Are they a oldest, middle, or youngest child? If no, would they have wanted a sibling? Why or why not?
When they were a child, what did your character want to do as an adult?
What smell do they associate with their childhood? Why?
Did they have a best friend? What were they like?
What was their favorite pass time as a child? Pretend? Board games? Reading? Something else?
What is your character’s sense of humor like? Dark? Absurd? Sarcastic?
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins is your character the most guilty of? How so?
Which is their strongest virtue?
What is their favorite thing about themselves? Their least favorite?
Who do they hate the most? Why?
What’s the worst thing they have ever done? Do they regret it, or justify it?
Does your character have any allergies, or other medical problems?
How does your character handle emotions? Do they hide them, or wear their hearts on their sleeve? Disguise them?
How is your character in their professional lives? Among strangers? Among people they know well? Among close friends/partners? Do they change or remain constant depending on whom they are around?
Which object would you have to pry from their cold, dead hands? Why?
What is one thing they would not do for a million dollars? A billion? Anything?
What are they hypocritical about? What’s their logic?
Part 4:The Future
Where does your character plan to be in ten years? Fifteen? twenty?
Do they ever plan to retire in some way? How? What are their plans?
What is one thing they eventually want to have?
What is one thing they eventually want to change?
What will they look back on in embarrassment and shame?
What’s the way they’re most likely to die?
Part 5: What If
If your character is a sci fi character, what would they be like in a fantasy setting? If they’re fantasy, what would they be like in a sci fi setting? If they’re in a realistic setting, pick one or the other.
If your character was in a tragedy, what would be their downfall/tragic flaw?
If your character had a blog, what would it be about? What kind of blogger would they be?
What is your character’s worst case scenario? Do they have a plan? Do they ignore it?
If your character could see themselves through someone else’s eyes, how would they feel? Would they still feel the same way about themselves? Would they be surprised?
If your character knew you, how would they feel about you? Why? Would you like them if you knew them personally? Why or why not?
EDIT: Replaced the first question in the “Personality” section with a question about sense of humor rather than MBTI. The MBTI was meant to be an alternative to the Kinsey Scale question you see so much, but I feel like sense of humor tells you more about a person. So if you remember the MBTI question, you’re not imagining things.