new car adventures

Today’s theme parks spend lots of money and effort to produce compelling, coherent lands filled with dull, disjointed rides.

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if you're still taking things for the shipping meme: jack/geoff --ryanthepowerbottomguy

falls asleep on the couch:

  • geoff’s got that “i don’t give a fuck” attitude that’s unfortunately paired with the “my back will TOTALLY give a fuck” attitude
  • so what happens is he falls asleep on the couch and then has to be hauled protesting sleepily to bed by jack or else everybody’s gonna have a bad time

makes friends with the neighbors:

  • jack somehow manages to rope half the apartment complex into weekly games of poker and consistently hands their asses to them
  • but jack is also capable of being The Sweetest and therefore nobody really seems to catch on
  • plus jack brings booze and baked good on occasion so it’s all good
  • “you still owe me fifty bucks,” jack says in the elevator one day to mrs. hanson, who is approximately forty million years old with white hair and a wooden cane
  • the old lady cheerfully flips jack the bird and says, “i’ll win it back from you tomorrow night” as she gets off on her floor
  • geoff’s staring incredulously. “what the fuck kind of neighborhood are we living in?”

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