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Neville Longbottom who grew up with parents who were tortured into insanity

Neville Longbottom who was raised by a grandma who didn’t always appreciate him

Neville Longbottom who argued with the sorting hat because he didn’t think he was brave enough to be in gryffindor

Neville Longbottom who stood up to the only friends he had for the good of gryffindor

Neville Longbottom who feared his professor more than anything else in the world yet still went to his class every day

Neville Longbottom who watched one of his professors use the same torture curse that was used on his parents

Neville Longbottom who found out that same person was one of the people that tortured his parents

Neville Longbottom who joined Dumbledore’s Army

Neville Longbottom who went with Harry to the Ministry knowing what dangers could be there

Neville Longbottom who finally got his own wand and was able to excel in school for the first time in six years

Neville Longbottom who helped fight Death Eaters when he was only a sixth year

Neville Longbottom who was beaten brutally for refusing to hurt others

Neville Longbottom who led rebellions in Hogwarts when the Death Eaters were in charge

Neville Longbottom who everyone looked up to in that last year of Hogwarts

Neville Longbottom who fought in the battle of Hogwarts

Neville Longbottom who killed a horcrux

Neville Longbottom who went on to teach his favorite subject at Hogwarts

Neville Longbottom who was gryffindor through and through

  • Neville:[watching Harry and Ginny play Quidditch] I’m exhausted just looking at those two. All the throwing and speeding and spinning...Shouldn’t relaxing involve less exertion?
  • Luna:Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness.
  • Ron:Which can cause the pain and heartbreak of stinkiness. Better to just stay put.
  • Hermione:I think we’ve just put our finger on why we’re the sidekicks.
I just realized that in the Chamber of Secrets movie Harry, Ron and Draco have weird ass voices.

“Puberty”

And ever since I realized it, I just can’t stop laughing watching the movie. They were so squeaky in Philosopher’s Stone and then they get “man voices” in Prisoner of Azkaban, but like Chamber of Secrets is just so fvcking awkward to listen to.

LIKE ARE THERE ANY HEADCANONS/FICS FOR THIS SHIT. Because I haven’t seen any fics about these babies dealing with their voices changing like:

  • Draco trying to yell at Harry or Crabbe and Goyle in this menacing voice but like it comes out a squeak? Coz he can’t control his voice?
  • Ron gets called during class and he rasps out this really embarrassing voice thing.
  • Harry and Draco arguing but then they end up squeaking at each other coz their voice broke. And they’re both mortified so they never speak about it ever again.
  • OR GOD. All the boys in their year going through it like, TALKATIVE SEAMUS. Everyone used to like Seamus talking, he has a nice accent but then during the puberty phase they are like, “oh god Seamus shut up no”
  • Or Neville developing his deep voice and people just can’t see it yet.
  • BLAISE ZABINI TRYING TO FLIRT BUT FAILS EPICALLY BECAUSE HIS VOICE FAILS HIM.
  • HARRY TRYING TO PARSELTONGUE BUT THEN PUBERTY STRIKES AND LOL NO THE SNAKE/BASSY WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT.
  • Theodore Nott making himself extra quiet that year because he knows he sounds like shite and he doesn’t want anyone to tease him.
  • Justin bragging off to Harry (lol during Herbology) but then his voice breaks and he just drops a pot because oh shit.

PEOPLE. This is cute golden puberty shit right here.