((Zombie apocalypse AU prompts because I have a mighty need.
- Person A and Person B are having the time of their lives beating in undead skulls while Person C is understandably concerned for their mental health but stays anyway because they’re really good at killing zombies.
- “How the flying fuck do you think this is fun if you weren’t basically a zombie killing machine I would leave your crazy ass.”
- “I swear I don’t have a skin disease this is just the mother of all sunburns there is no more sunscreen left on this planet.”
- Person A gets hurt severely and Person B and C mow down a hoard to get them to safety.
- Bonus points if skittish Person C does the most damage through sheer devotion and impresses everyone.
- “I FOUND RUNNING WATER–wait. Nevermind, it’s not water.”
- “I never liked Spam but holy shit I never thought canned mystery meat would taste this good after not eating for three days.”
- Person A: “You go in.” Person B: “I’m not going in, you go in.”
- This goes on for several hours. Person C is beyond done and goes in instead.
- Person A: “I wonder if zombies have the right idea and people taste great.” Person B: “What the fuck, man? No.” Person A: “What if we taste like bacon?” Person C: “If you make bacon out of me, I will give you food poisoning through pure spite.”
- Person A, B and C all huddling for warmth by a dumpster fire full of dead zombies.
- “I am armed with a shopping cart and I won’t hesitate, bitch.”
- Person A actually killing zombies with a shopping cart of all things. B and C are very impressed.
- “If we have to eat canned soup again, I will legitimately vomit that’s all we’ve eaten for two weeks straight