“I got Sonia this ring today. Diamond. Well, diamond-esque, but it looks as good as the real thing. I asked her what size she was, she says 7, so I go boost a size 6 and a half. I show it to her, she loves it, I shove it on her finger and it’s a tight fit, right? So she can’t take it off like the last one I gave her. Smooth, right?”

-Kazuichi Soda