never-before-seen

so during lunch a few weeks ago, i was chilling with 2 of my friends at our usual table (because the rest of my so called “friends” abandoned us) and the canteen was crowded. so, halfway when we’re eating, 2 boys from our level who we have never seen before asked if they vould sit there (they were hot). and we went all “umm.. okay” and soon after that, their friends were joining them at our table (all the hot shits) and because our school has a dont use your phone during lunch else it would be confiscated policy, we were forced to communicate with each other.

it started out very awkward. like “hi..” then they would say “hi..” and like total silence. soon the guys realised we werent the most outspoken people and decided to chat among themselves, talking about basketball? and my and my two friends also chat among ourselves.

now you need to understand that me and my two friends are like those quiet people but once you get close to us, we are like crazy. so my friend actually stole my food. and i turned into a cursing monster like “fUCK YOU GIMME ME MY FUCKING FOOD BACK” kinda shit. and my friend who stole my food was shielding herself with her feet like kicking me and my other friend was quietly stealing my food too.

so when the boys heard the screaming and laughing coming from the exact table they were sitting on they just turned and stared at us.

i would like to imply that there were 7 hot boys staring blankly at 3 girls. one of them was close to stabbing another girl, who was kicking her, in the eye with a fork and the last girl was quietly eating with her hand, like shoving the food in her mouth as quick as possible.

we soon realised that they were staring and we just sat back down awkwardly. aND THE BOYS STARTED LAUGHING LIKE OH MY GOSH THOSE VOICES OF AN ANGEL we exchanged names and numbers and the next day they actually came back and acted like we were all best friends. like b r o s

and those friends who abandoned wanted to like come back to us because they wabted to be near hot boys but those boys were all like “no.” like straight up said in their faces “no.”

and when we were sad for whatever reason
they would always buy us flowers just to cheer us up. and there was once i needed pad because periods. they actually went to every girl they met and asked them for a pad. like i am touched.

when we went out, they be there just chilling with us even though they could stay at home. and we had sleepovers on several occasions and it was cool. like alot of shiet happend (maybe i would write another story about the things that happened during our sleepover)like they are nice hot guys.

and now we are like best friends.

moral of the story kids: let your bitchy friends abandon you for whatever goddamn reason and be best friends with guys. especially if they are hot.

-anonymous

anonymous asked:

Hi eggplant! What are your 3 favorite things about the sport, in general?

“the sport” i’m gonna assume you mean fs because i almost never post about other sports lol (though i guess some of this applies to all sports)

3) the friendships and camaraderie between competitors both national and international, the rivalries that push all competitors forwards. seeing an entire team come together to support one of their own or to cheer on another skater regardless of nationality.

2) the fact that skating is an art as well as a sport and full of endless possibilities, a mix between music and dance and something wholly unique. programs that make me sit up and think, wow, i’ve never seen that before. programs that hit me to the core, that i watch over and over until i’ve memorized every moment. there’s something for everyone to like, and no one experiences skating in the same way. the connections that we form are all personal and different.

1) the stories that skaters write in their programs and their careers: the highs and lows, losing it all and winning it all, public heartbreak and personal triumph. sometimes awful things happen and there’s nothing but bitterness. sometimes there are moments of redemption and triumph that blow away everything else. i don’t know these athletes, but i’m grateful that they can share their journeys with us in some way.

June 26

The girls have some time off this week.


ICYMI, Ally hung out with Scott and Mitch from PTX last night:


She also retweeted a snippet of the MTV interview they gave last week:

link


She also showed us a never before seen picture of her:

Dinah spent the day with her loved ones!

ICYMI, someone recorded her IG live today:


Our (almost) birthday girl, Lauren, is in Jamaica for her 21st birthday celebration!

The celebrations started early for Lauren.


(no news about Normani’s activities today)

Bipattarini Puja.

Bipattarini Maa is a form of the Divine Mother worshiped in East India. Once a year devotees take a special vow to honour Her by fasting and reading Her Katha or special story. Bipattarini means She who takes away troubles, people pray for the protection of family and loved ones.

The story tells of the queen of Bishnupur (in the present West Bengal) who had a friend who ate meat. Bishnupur was a staunchly Vaishnava kingdom in medieval times and meat eating would have been something of a taboo. The queen out of curiosity asked her friend to show her meat as she had never seen it before. The fanatical vaishnava king got wind of his queens plans and rushed at her, she hid the meat in her sari. When the king grabbed her, she prayed to Bipattarini Maa and the meat miraculously turned into red hibiscus flowers. The moral of the story is that Bipattarini Maa always relieves our troubles, but also perhaps not to disrespect the Shakti amongst us, wives, mothers, women in general, and maybe relax with the religious fanaticism.

Bipattarini Puja will be observed 27th June-July 1st, with the Tuesday and Saturday being the fasting days. Red hibiscus flowers are considered extra special offerings during this time.

Lord give me strength, hi @nk1684 you’ve obviously never seen dwts before this season so you probably don’t know about the countless of times Sharna has mentioned that she just wants her partner to enjoy the experience and have an incredible journey. It’s never about winning for her, but you also have to keep in mind that she’s been in the semi-finals 2 times, been in the finals 3 times, and has came in 2nd place twice so yeah maybe she would like to win since she’s been so close a handful of times I mean who wouldn’t no one signs up for dwts just to get kicked off week 1, your goal is to win. Sharna’s post about hopefully winning one day is nothing to get mad about because just like any other pro she hopes that she’ll eventually take her partner all the way to the end and be able to finally win that trophy. Have a nice day.

anonymous asked:

you think milk goes before cereal? really? fuck you. i hope you hit your hip on the corner of a counter, stinky

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ruinsrebuilt  asked:

"but I'll miss you" for Luz/Lip??

I love that you fuel my rare pairs.

<~>

The dentist had warned George that Lip was going to be out of it. 

“Normally he should have had those molars out years ago.” The dentist had shook his head. “We really had to drug him. He just wouldn’t go down.”

“That’s my boy.” George had replied with the true joy only he could bring to that kind of statement.

The dentist was clearly really good at low balling his estimates on how much drugs they had given Lip. 

“Who are you?” Lip asks in the car after spending nearly five whole minutes staring at his hands like he has never seen hands before. 

“The King of Spain.” George answers back because this is gonna be hilarious later. He regrets not putting the gopro on the dash board to film this. 

“Why is the King of Spain driving me?” Lip’s voice. Jesus George needs this taped.

“Well you see, your majesty we are married.” George is so completely proud that he does this with total sincerity. Lip gasps like a little old lady at church clutching her pearls. 

“You are too good looking to be my husband.” Lip says after a moment. Ah, shit. Now George wants to kiss the big idiot and he can’t because Lip is swollen up like a chipmunk and clearly high off his ass. 

George parks the car in the driveway and turns off the car. He is just reaching for the door when Lip reaches over and grabs his hand.

“Where are you going?”

“I was just going around the car to get your door.” George really needs a picture of Lip right now. Too cute for words.

“But I’ll miss you.” Lip’s bottom lip actually trembles. 

“Carwood, I am going to be visible through the windows the entire time and then we are going to go in side and watch all the shows you never let me watch while we cuddle. Okay?”

Lip appears to consider this for a moment.

“Whatever you say, your Majesty.”

soleilsim  asked:

ASDFGH I JUST REALISED UR USING MY BUILD??? thank you sm omg!

YES I fell in love with the little patio area you made! I’ve never seen that before and I was like I NEED IT

And also just to be clear I was planning on doing a house tour and crediting you but I haven’t gotten that far yet bc my decorating a whole house motivation is at -1000 these days

anonymous asked:

Wait I don't get it, what wrong with Punjabi prison matches? I've never seen one before so I don't know what it's like

i think there’s only ever been two, one with batista and khali, and one with undertaker and big show

needless to say, it’s an extremely needlessly over-complicated match that just doesn’t need to exist. the pacing of them was terrible. it just wasn’t a good idea. 

anonymous asked:

This might be a stupid q that you've been asked before but did the 5+1 fic theme come from the Yoi fandom? I remember I read one yoi fic ages ago that used it and I'd never seen it before that

I’ve seen it in a couple fandoms but YOI does have quite a bit of them! I’m not sure if YOI started it or not, but it’s definitely become a staple in the fandom!

TalesFromYourServer: Today took "holy shit" to a whole new level

Hello everyone! Sorry for any errors since I am on mobile, and also apologize for it being long. I am currently on break and I’m wondering if today will get anymore “dramatic” (I’m a host by the way folks)

I working from 9:00 A.M until close (9:00 P.M) I get here this morning and clock in like a usually do. I get to the host stand etc. About 5 minutes later a 30’s couple with their son who looks like he’s around 9-10 walks in. Right off the bat I notice the kid is about a whole shade of pale I’ve never seen before, I ask is he ok? To which I get a polite but firm “yes, he’s just not use to getting up this early”. Whatever I think to myself. I seat them at a booth and decide to sweep around the buffet (I work at a southern all you can eat buffet, and break was out until 11:00). As I am sweeping I notice the child come up..while ever so stumbling. I have a pit in my stomach that I knew what was about to happen..and sure e ******* nough it did. He proceeds to projectile vomit all over the floor, with some splashing up into some of the pans of food. Parents come rushing up and take him to the bathroom (which he didn’t destroy thank goodness) and then leave. I run into the kitchen and tell them what happened. I help clean it up while they pull the pans and close up the buffet. New pans are out and the buffet is re opened within 15 min. No one complained since that couple were litteraly the only ones in the restaurant at the time so all is well.

(Fast forward two hours later during the middle of the lunch rush.)

Im now setting up for a party of 40 in the back when my fellow hostess comes up and says “men’s room, now” and by the look on her face I knew it was bad. I was in no way prepare for the absolute nastiesness I was about to see.

A handicapped man couldn’t make it to the bathroom and he left a shit trail from the opening of the bathroom to the handicapped stall. It started from a pile of frosty turd (that looked like the real life version of the shit emoji, minus the eyes and smile) on the floor, followed by the what had to be the smell of a actual nuclear shit in the bathroom. It was EVERYWHERE. The toilet, floors, even the walls. I had to bleach the entire floor and all in all took my 30 min to clean up. After that I went to take my break (which I am still on) and went to Taco Bell to get a 12 pack Taco meal.

Lets see how the rest of the day turns out..

Update: rest of the day went smooth. My boss felt so bad he gave me a $15 gift card to the restaurant (not to mention he almost stepped right on the turd as well and had no idea it was there until I told him later about it), but hey I’m a sucker for a buffet myself so it worked out well!

Note: the man wasn’t mentally handicapped. He had used a wheelchair to come in but didn’t use it to go to restroom for some reason. I also saw him come out, red as a stop sign, and slowly waddle back to his seat (while still reaking like straight shit) with a huge shit stain on the back of his pants….never felt so awful for anyone like that in a long time.

By: Mcdubstep21

anonymous asked:

Bendy, how dare you attack me?

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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