never watching again ever

beingfacetious  asked:

3, 7, 10, 17

Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?*
This is a great question but I’m drawing a blank. I guess I liked HIMYM for a time and now I can never watch it ever again because when the finale aired, somehow all copies of the show ceased to exist forever and it was erased from time completely. Weird right.

10. most disliked arc? Why?

The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special. Of course calling this an “ARC” is real generous when it was one episode that had huge ramifications for the past and almost 0 ramifications for the show going forward because it was totally pointless except as a one-off self-congratulatory “lookie what I did” but!!! We brought in a secret Doctor (??!?!) as the Doctor’s deep dark secret (??!?!!) who didn’t call himself “the Doctor” anymore because angst and instead called himself “THE WAR DOCTOR” (???!?!?!!) so that Billie Piper could return playing a glorified version of Siri (?????) and only interact with John Hurt (??!?!?!?!?!?!) while Ten fucks Queen Elizabeth (????????????????) all so that we could… retcon the emotional backbone of the entire previous seven seasons all to accomplish… fuckin’… nothing? I guess??! We still got the next Doctor being dark and broody for no reason at all, we’ve barely done anything with Gallifrey that couldn’t have been done a hundred other ways, we STILL even get one-off lines about the big bad Time War asflahrwlwarlT god!!!

17. Instead of XYZ happening, I would’ve made ABC happen instead…

INSTEAD OF… ANY OF THE ABOVE HAPPENING I WOULD’VE MADE THE 50TH BE ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE

Bring back more of the old companions and Doctors for funsies and have a silly romp. Restructure it so Eleven, Ten and Screen Legend John Hurt find closure to the Time War by realizing it was the right thing to do because Gallifrey had itself become a monster. Have the Doctor realize he failed and surprise Gallifrey hid itself, or there’s a refugee colony, or literally anything!!! Anything else!!

4

Them boys and their girl~ *:・゚✧

2

the fact that you’re alive is a miracle
just stay alive, that would be enough

Watching Yuri!!! on Ice with your straight male friends

Male friend 1: I like how in anime foreigners are always screaming ‘BAAAAAKA’ in a Japanese person’s face.

Male friend 2: Why are the pants on these male figure skating costumes so loose?
me: That’s not what-
Male friend 2: They should be more like tights, right? Why aren’t they more like tights?

Victor: I was drawn to the way your body makes music
Male friend 3: That’s not all you were drawn to… *eyebrow waggle*

All the male friends: KISS! KISS! KISS! KIIIIISSSSS!!!!!
(five episodes later)
All the male friends: THEY KISSED!!!!!!!!!

Male friend 2: How quickly would I be able to find gender-bend fanart of these guys? It would basically be the first thing I would find, isn’t it?
(five seconds later)
Male friend 2, holding up phone: Yup, here it is

Male friend 4, who showed up for food/hanging out in the middle of episode 12 and had no idea what we were watching: (after 5 minutes, Victor and Yuri Katsuki are on the screen): ….are they in love?

Later, after we watched a bunch of Yuzuru Hanyu videos, one of which has the camera continually showing Yuzu’s butt even though it’s the video of when he got injured right after slamming into Yan Han at the Cup of China:
Male friend 3: Now I understand why there were so many butts in that figure skating anime

anonymous asked:

I might be wrong about this but when Jug takes his shirt off in the makeout scene, I don't think he managed to take it off properly. You can see the fabric when he's holding Betty's back

Well, I do think so too, dear anon, because when he takes it off (or rather Betty takes it off for him🙈) he then goes to toss it towards the sink but the shirt doesn’t go flying as it should, it follows the movement of his arm that goes to wrap around her waist. Now maybe it dropped on the counter behind her but I think I can spot a hint of garment against her waist, the shadow appears to be a little bigger than his hand, so probably the sweater is still there, stuck on his wrist because that guy can’t be bothered, he wants his girl now and he wants her fast and rough.

(Can you believe we are saying that about Jughead hey-there-juliet Jones? Yeah, me neither…)

  • you watch Wonder Woman
  • you see that photo of diana, steve and co we got in BvS being played out before your eyes
  • something horrible like steve dying happens at the end of the movie
  • you rewatch BvS
  • you see that photo of diana, steve and co
  • you remember everything that happened in the WW film
  • you cry
  • you never watch anything ever again because the world is a horrible place
  • you realize you’re basically bruce wayne in BvS
  • something something men are still good
  • you form your own justice league
  • now that you have creative license over the film please include hal jor

Y'all my mama so pissed at dwts that when they announced Normani and Val were in third place she immediately turned the TV off, turned the lights off left me in the dark and walked out. Yelled at the dog to go to bed, cussed the cat out cuz she kept meowing and then went downstairs and got a half of bottle of wine talkin bout this is how angry I am. She was like I’m NEVER watching that racists ass show ever again IDC who on there. I jokingly suggested that she write a letter to the producers and she was like hell yea imma write a letter to them racists assholes too. She deserved to win. I’ve never watched dwts like this but Normani carried this fuckin show, people voted for her, she got perfect score after perfect score. How the fuck did she come in 3rf place behind that stiff ass football player and that way below mediocre ass white man??

FicRequest: Just Keep Swimming

FicRequest: Just Keep Swimming
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Word Count: 190
Warnings: dialogue only!
For the lovely Anon

Originally posted by sebastianobrien


“I can’t believe that you have never seen Finding Nemo!”

“I was a little busy, doll. Watching movies wasn’t high on HYDRA’s agenda.”

“Well we are fixing that right now, sit down.”

“Do we have to? I’m hungry.”

“Tough cookies, we are watching this movie. Now, hush.”

“Do you have cookies?”

“No, now shut up, Buck.”

“Fine. But you owe me a BBQ sandwich later.”


Later that evening in the kitchen…

“Just keep swimming…. Just keep swimming…”

“What was that, Bucky?”

“Nothin’.”


The next day in the training room…

“BUCKY! What are you doing?!?”

“I touched the butt.”


Later that week while visiting the aquarium….

“I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.”

“Bucky, you can’t have a squid for a pet.”


The next month at a staff meeting…

“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.”

“We are never watching any movies ever again.”


The next movie night…

“Hey Y/N, what’s this movie called “Frozen” about?”

“You’ll hate it, pick Rambo.”


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  • Mom: Honey, come here please!
  • Me: Yeah?
  • Mom: *Gestures to the home page of YouTube on AppleTV*
  • Me: Oh fuck.
  • Mom's boyfriend Brent: Ahh, not too fond of the male gender huh?
  • Me: Uhm...
  • Brent: Relax kid, I'm not here to judge like a homophobic asshole. However, I'm probably a horrible dad since I placed bets on whether my daughter had a girlfriend or not. When she came out I told her about it, but boy was her reaction priceless! Totally worth it.
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  • Me: In my defense, I didn't tell them about these people or encourage them whatsoever to watch them.
  • Mom: *Sighs and shakes head*
  • Brent: A lot of Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow videos are popping up. I will never be able to watch those Pitch Perfect movies ever again without my Bechloe goggles on.
  • Me: I like you.
  • Brent: If you like me now, you'll love me soon enough. Your mom told me that you're obsessed with that lesbian vampire web series. Well since she says she doesn't have the time to watch it. How about we binge watch it right now?
  • Me: You my friend, are going to regret this.
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  • Brent: ...
  • Mom: ...
  • Little brother: ...
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