never too old for shit

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Do I look like a smug bastard yet? 😘💜💜

You’ve seen my Acxa cosplay, so now here’s the Lotor test I did before her. Acxa’s armor is finished but the entire costume needs rebuilding and that last-minute make-up needs reworking, so I haven’t started Lotor’s armor yet. When both of those are finished I’m moving on to Zethrid 😘
In the mean time, enjoy this beautiful contour I spent three hours on and look away from my unglued lace and un-blended latex (cos I’m apparently allergic to the glue and something in the liquid latex I bought to fix those things 🙃)

(I promise this wig is white, the lights in my bathroom are just REALLY yellow)

so, i’m watching Iron Man 2 and, in the scene where Tony visits Pepper in her office, there’s a photo of a Young Tony™ (in his late teens/early twenties) and i want to cry. 

People sometimes talk about Murphy like she’s too old to participate.

But you know what?

Give me Murphy in her 60′s kicking ass

Give me Murphy in her 70′s kicking ass

Give me Murphy in her 80′s with a high powered rifle from Kincaid, backing Harry up from a vantage point bitching about “Kids these days…” while dealing with supernatural punks.

Murphy with gorgeous silver hair rocking a leather jacket and a motor bike, being “Great Aunt Murphy” to her family.

Murphy wearing wrinkles with her scars, peering at someone from behind glasses with a look that could kill a man a third of her age.

Murphy’s complaining “I’m too old for this shit” but never stopping. Being told she needs to slow down, so she thinks about retiring for like 2 weeks, before deciding sitting still is going to kill her faster than moving.

Murphy will NEVER be to old to participate.

She’ll be dismantling and cleaning guns in her coffin at 114 before she’s to old to participate.

TF drunk headcanons:

Cyclonus smiles

Tailgate likes to arm wrestle everything and dance on tables

Whirl is willing to be arm wrestled. Also slips stronger spirits into others drinks “for free”

Rung will psychoanalyse l o u d l y also for free.

Skids thinks he’s the smoothest ball room dancer. No one, not even the furniture is safe from fancy foot work

Nautica had a REALLY LOUD LAUGH

Rodimus drinks too much too quickly professes his love to everybody, cries, throws up, disappears for half an hour and then reappears with no memory of the last 50 minutes and another drink in his hand

Drift is the one who looks after Rodimus. The designated driver

Ratchet is a miserable fart, doesn’t dance spends the whole night at the bar complaining that he’s too old for this shit.

Megatron a classy drunk, never hungover.

Minimus Ambus has memorised perfectly one dance routine, repeats over and over.

I’m never going on a pump vacation ever again

The above statement might be a little extreme but I now know what to do, and most importantly, what NOT to do the next time I decide to take a break from my pump. I’ve learned multiple lessons on this day and a half reprieve. This one’s a long one so buckle up boys and girls, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

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I’ve been making mitts


It’s 9 pm I’m too lazy to take a pic of my nearly finished mitt now

theguardian.com
Bob Odenkirk: ‘All people are sad clowns. That’s the key to comedy’
The actor and comedian, 54, who made his name in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, on the joy of being older, why he’s way too responsible and what he owes Monty Python
By Rebecca Nicholson

“There are plenty of fuck-ups in showbiz. It would never happen to me, because I’m too old to buy into that shit. I’m very aware that when I’m being celebrated it’s as a commodity, not as a human being. For younger people who have a touch of fame, they can’t tell the difference. They think their actual self is being celebrated, and that’s not the case.”

I freaking love him

anonymous asked:

93, lol.

93. “You didn’t just wake me up at 2am because you were ‘in the mood’.”

Ah hah! One that isn’t angst!


If there is one thing that Leonard has learned in life, it’s that sleep is a precious commodity. He’d managed to live through residency once, and he’d never thought he’d have to do it again. Unfortunately for him, Starfleet required all of their medical officers to go through the same training, including on-call shifts and residency. 

He’s too old to be doing this shit again.

Bed has never looked better. Leonard collapses into the hard dorm bed, the mattress feeling softer than clouds as he burrows his face into his pillow and passes out, still mostly clothed. 

He’s not sure how much time has passed, but he wakes to the warmth of a familiar pair of lips pressing against his shoulder, his naked shoulder. When had he gotten naked?

Leonard groans, and rolls over onto his back to find Jim grinning down at him. “Oh good, you’re awake,” he says brightly, taking advantage of Leonard new position to trail kisses down his neck. 

“Jim? What the fuck? What time is it?” Leonard asks groggily, flailing around in an attempt to locate a clock display. 

He frowns when he finds it, and prays that he’s misreading the numbers, even though there’s no possible way he could be. “Oh hell. You did not just wake me up at 2am because you were “in the mood”,” he half growls, half groans as Jim’s lips trail lower, his tongue flicking out against one of Leonard’s nipples. 

“If I said ‘no, of course not, Bones’, would you believe me?” Jim asks, tilting his head up to meet Leonard’s incredulous look with a very self satisfied smirk. “Just lay back and let it happen, Bones. I’ll take good care of you.”

That feel when you go peeking in your really really really old (a.k.a when you first started) writing folder out of random inexplicable curiosity

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

Originally posted by shuckfacedcarrot

It’s making me feel really fucking good about my writing quality now though…so a good terrible idea? 

Marco,” I said, “I think it’s time to get over this fantasy of yours. We are not superheroes. This is not a comic book.”
“Yes, but I really, really want it to be a comic book. See, in a comic book the heroes don’t get killed. I mean, okay, they killed Superman that time, but it was only temporary.
—  Animorphs #2, The Visitor by KA Applegate

((I’m sorry I’m shipping trash.))

But, I really think Eren understands what Mikasa is trying to communicate to him now. If you think back on things that seem so “omg Mikasa is so overbearing and annoying” like her just kinda doing things and just going like “Eren, stop it” he’d get pretty flustered because I think he saw it as “She thinks I’m weak.” 

But now I think he gets her language? That might sound dumb. But, he understands what she means. He realizes she’s genuinely worrying about him and wanting to make sure he’s okay. 

I’m not even reading into it in a romantic way, it’s just I think after she opened up to him in Chapter 50 he gets it and doesn’t take her “Eren, chill” moments as offense? 

I think he finally gets it. Like she’s not going to be all direct and emotional in front of people. I’m sorry, I’m just thinking about the new chapter over and over. 

Like, he doesn’t just jump into being defensive. He says “Sorry” first. And his “Stop treating me like some old man” seems a lot more gentle and joking then how he used to be? I know it’s text, and his back is turned so the tone doesn’t really come across. But it’s not exclamatory so, I figure it’s gentler. 

And when he’s starting to think back on eating his dad, obviously a pretty unpleasant memory to recount over dinner. Mikasa says something she used to say regularly like “Yo. Eren, eat your fucking food.” 

Like, oh my god. Why do you tell a grown boy to eat his food? So overbearing. But I mean here, she’s obviously telling him to not think about that now. It doesn’t matter right this instant. There’s no need to remember…probably traumatizing events right now. 
And instead of scoffing at her, he gets it. And again, apologizes to her. 

I mean, it makes me sad that he feels the need to apologize. (Because all Eren does now is blame himself for things he can’t help! And again, he blames himself for taking another family away from her….)

I’m not sure, but I felt the need to point out that the way Mikasa says things isn’t always straight forward, and I think Eren understands it now. There seemed to be a lot more arguing in the past.