never stops being hilarious

Judy sing her babies (adoptive or not up to you) the animal version of Rock-A-Bye Baby (Rock-A-Bye Kit?) to lull them to sleep.  But when she gets to the “And when the wind blows, the cradle will fall, and down will come kit, cradle and all…” She crams “but I will catch you before you hit the ground and arrest who ever put you in a tree to fall because I love you, and you’re precious and special” into the tone as quickly, as seriously, and as much as she can.

Nick laughs so hard every time he hears her do it.

Fuck it!

this gif was first posted here:

then here:

I am sick of trying to contact people and ask politely that they remove the gifs they stole from me and be insulted. I am blocking directly now. And I will be blocking also the ones who reblogged from the one who stole.

Happy holidays to you too!

And “Sorry for your loss”

anonymous asked:

I hate you guys. The Spagoots Realms Prologue was so funny that I've picked up a pencil to draw seriously for the first time since high school. I can't art!! And yet I still attempted to sketch Thorney about to throw his god damn axe- I freaking tried to do the pose in my freaking bedroom for my own sense of reference! STOP BEING HILARIOUS.



It won’t show my sassy title


Tagged by @petalstofish and omg I love this nonsense thank you

relationship status: so single that I’ve re-virginised 

lipstick or chapstick: chapstick. I’m too inept to put on lipstick or makeup of any kind except mascara (and even that ends up all over my fucking eyelids).

last movie i watched: uh… fuck…. OH. OH GOD. My kid picked HSM3 for family movie night on Saturday. So. High School Musical 3. DEAR GOD.

last song i listened to: I am, right now, listening to Blindsided by Bon Iver

top 3 shows: Omg this changes so often depending on what I’m watching because there are so few shows that I’m obsessed with enough to rewatch… uh… okay. 30 Rock (because I can always rewatch it and it never stops being fucking hilarious); Bake Off (pending, of course, the new hosts… eek); and, honestly, probably Miraculous Ladybug because I fucking love that show

top 3 ships: Jily until I fucking die; I’m stealing petal’s Snape and eternal misery because it is just TOO GOOD; and, of course, Wolfstar because just. omg. those two slay me.


Why am I so fucking extra about everything. This shouldn’t be this hard???

Tagging @sweetlittledrama @beks21 @struttinglikeapotter @justiceforjamespotter

anonymous asked:

People throwing temper tantrums at you for agreeing with them will never stop being hilarious.

It really is the greatest thing. I never expect it but when it happens, its glorious entertainment.

I know I’ve made this point before I just …


Mariah Carey is releasing a new album soon, and one of the tracks is called – this is a direct copy-paste – “Supernatural (With Special Guest Stars “Dembabies” a.k.a. Ms. Monroe & Mr. Moroccan Scott Cannon a.k.a. Roc ‘N Roe)." 

Honestly, these pictures of the Carey-Cannons trying to put up with each other will never stop being hilarious.