never passes

Eight ways to get where you need to be

1. Round the corner, first left and up the stairs. Yes, it really is that easy. I’m surprised you haven’t done it yet. Of course, you do have to start from the right place. But I’m sure you’re somewhere near there.
2. Follow your heart. It is not always easy to follow your heart. This is because you need your heart in your body pumping blood about in order to be able to follow anything. If you are the kind of person who will follow their heart no matter what you are probably a zombie or a ghost or something which is fine as long as your heart is somewhere where I am not. Thanks.
3. Never pass up on an opportunity for personal growth. Where you need to be has really high-up shelves and you will not be able to get stuff off them without personal growth. You will have to ask someone else or get a ladder and it is not at all certain that where you need to be will have ladders or other people. So don’t take that risk.
4. Check if you are where you need to bee by rubbing yourself on the reproductive organs of a selection of local plants. Where you need to be and where you need to bee may not be quite the same place, but they are close enough in the dictionary to give it a try. Watch out for bees which may be beeing there before you and may not welcome the intrusion, though.
5. Similarly it may be possible to start from where you need to B. Common places where it is good to B include at the start of ‘Botulism’, 'Banana’ and 'Buttocks’.
6. Dream big. The best way to dream big is to sleep big. Sleep huge if you can. The biggest dreams can take a month or more and may need special sleeping equipment, which can be hired from your local oneiric contractor shop for a very modest fee.
7. And never forget your dreams! Like the one you had last night. Do you remember that? Or the one the night before. Or what about that one where you were trying to get someone to eat something that looked like a cross between a mop and a spider? Do you remember that one? I hope you do, because you’re never going to get where you need to be if you don’t.
8. Finally, never give up in your quest. Never let it down. Never run around and desert it. And let’s not even get started on making your quest cry or other such shenanigans.

My grandma was laying in her death bed. I couldn’t help but cry. She looked at me with sad eyes and told me, 

“Now is not the time for tears.” 

She passed away later that night. She didn’t know how beautiful she was. She always told me to walk around with a smile, you never know what someone passing you is going through, and what your smile can mean to them. I always walk around with a smile for her. Miss you.

anonymous asked:

How would Black Hat feel about having a S/O that at first just laughs whenever he tries to pull a scary face because to them, it's hilarious? Bonus points if they're also fascinated by what he can do. Basically, they're hardly scared of him and instead think he can do some Pretty Awesome Stuff. (Ex: *Black Hat tries to scare Reader by shapeshifting into monster form* Reader: " can shapeshift? THAT IS SO COOL!")

Black Hat (Villainous)

Frankly, he’s annoyed by it. He’s the most fearsome villain in the world- don’t laugh at him like he’s some two-bit goon!

He’s torn between trying to scare you more [simply making him more annoyed], and just forgetting about it. He has more important things to do than indulge on your idiocy.

That being said, he can never really pass up a challenge…


I never liked the idea of Will’s dad being a jerk, (like he is in ALL fics) I always thought he was just a guy that didn’t know how to express his love for his son in more open ways, after all Will never talked in a bad way about him, and even some of the things he loves are things his dad taught him.

I ended up joking over twitter that his dad was Ron bc they share many hobbies and the way they live, and well a joke led up to this…(Hannigram are still on the run tho  but Ron doesn’t watch tv and lives in the middle of nowhere so he doesn’t know/care his son-in-law is a serial killer) 

Hannibal will never let Will live down that his dad accepted him officially, Will regrets it so much

Bonus (how do you know what human meat tastes like wtf?!?!)

I hate the fact that someone else gets to know all of your secrets now.
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any sort of sex positivity message that refers to its readers as “dearest perverts” is invariably going to alienate ppl who are uncomfortable with sex and sexuality, and they’re the ones who need it most. “embrace how disgusting you are” rhetoric is not going to benefit people who struggle to convince themselves that they aren’t actually disgusting

🖤 Sweet, Sweet Madness 🖤 page 07 of 13

In the recent “Welcome to the Madness” manga, Yuri references the fact that he bought his WttM outfit while he and Otabek were shopping in Barcelona together. this is a short, fluffy, comic about that time.

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