never met herbivore

YoonJin are probably like:
  • Jin: *runs into yoongi's room* "hey yoongi, guess what?"
  • Yoongi: "what?"
  • Jin: "today a girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club"
  • Yoongi: "...."
  • Jin: "i'm sure i've never met herbivore" *cue wind wiper laugh*
  • Yoongi: "get out"
Terrible puns to make you happy


- why did Barbie never get pregnant?
- Because ken always came in another box.

- I used to go finishing with skrillex but he kept dropping the bass

- I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me

- the girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore

- why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands, I love this joke because it never grows old

- Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa

- if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there is something siriusly Ron with you

- what’s Negans favorite dessert?
- Eye scream

- What do you call a cow on grass?
- Mulan

I’m so done I’m sorry I did this


You had somehow managed to get your boyfriend, Derek, and your little brother, Stiles, to hang out for the day and you couldn’t be happier. You all were sat watching a movie when you got an idea.

 You leaned over and whispered to Stiles, “You got any good puns that Derek would like to hear ‘cause I’ve definitely got a couple?” You questioned, both of you knowing that Derek hated when you told him dumb puns. Stiles smiled back deviously, nodding his head.

 "Hey, Der, there’s something I need to get off my chest.“ You said, holding in the laughter that wanted to come out.

 "Oh yeah?” Derek turned his attention to you, expecting it to be something important.

 "This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.“ You said to him, keeping a straight face.

"Nope. Nope. You guys are not doing this to me again.” Derek said, turning back to the movie as Stiles let out a loud string of laughter. A few minutes later, Stiles spoke up.

 "Hey, (Y/N). I was watching the news today and I found out something you might want to hear. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?“ Stiles said, making you laugh loudly. You looked over and saw that Derek had his "sour-wolf” face on.

 "That’s it. I hate you guys. I’m going home.“ He said, standing up.

"Wait!” You called out to him, making him stop and roll his eyes.

“Love you!” You told him sweetly.

 "Love you too…“ He grumbled, giving you kiss and walking out of your house.

"Ew, did you have to do that in front of me!” Stiles yelled, gagging.

“Yep!” You laughed, going back to watching the movie.