okay, so now what if the team manages to get one of the "kit" cars (the Ruiner 2000)? I'd imagine the real FAHC is as fucking absurd with it as the AH crew is in the game. Who bounces it down the street and who tosses it from the top of a cliff to see how good the parachute is? I'd imagine Michael is just as obsessed with it in FAHC!verse as he is in the game.
God it would be amazing. And horrifying. And probably somehow even more destructive than all the giant scoop trucks combined. Michael climbs in on day one and doesn’t come out, he sleeps in the fucking thing for Christ’s sake, there’s never been a car he’s loved more and Geoff can pry it from his cold dead hands. They were meant to only have the one, it was a nightmare to steal all on its own, but seeing as no one else is getting a look in they eventually manage to source 5 more and the whole inner crew go on an absolute bender.
They tear up the street, play leapfrog, bounce their way all over the city making an absolute menace of themselves, uncontrollable laughter echoing throughout Los Santos. They aren’t even stealing anything, they’re just flat out trashing the joint and nothing and no one can stop them; the police always struggled with the FAHC and now that not even barricades can contain them there’s really no defence. Gavin’s absolutely the first to hurl himself off a cliff - bored halfway through the debate about whether or not the parachutes could safely hold the whole weight of the car he just goes for it. Following a moment of heart-stopping panic the others see how well it works and follow him right off the edge, swooping over their city like giant heavily armed bats from hell.