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sorcererinslytherin  asked:

okay, so now what if the team manages to get one of the "kit" cars (the Ruiner 2000)? I'd imagine the real FAHC is as fucking absurd with it as the AH crew is in the game. Who bounces it down the street and who tosses it from the top of a cliff to see how good the parachute is? I'd imagine Michael is just as obsessed with it in FAHC!verse as he is in the game.

God it would be amazing. And horrifying. And probably somehow even more destructive than all the giant scoop trucks combined. Michael climbs in on day one and doesn’t come out, he sleeps in the fucking thing for Christ’s sake, there’s never been a car he’s loved more and Geoff can pry it from his cold dead hands. They were meant to only have the one, it was a nightmare to steal all on its own, but seeing as no one else is getting a look in they eventually manage to source 5 more and the whole inner crew go on an absolute bender. 

They tear up the street, play leapfrog, bounce their way all over the city making an absolute menace of themselves, uncontrollable laughter echoing throughout Los Santos. They aren’t even stealing anything, they’re just flat out trashing the joint and nothing and no one can stop them; the police always struggled with the FAHC and now that not even barricades can contain them there’s really no defence. Gavin’s absolutely the first to hurl himself off a cliff - bored halfway through the debate about whether or not the parachutes could safely hold the whole weight of the car he just goes for it. Following a moment of heart-stopping panic the others see how well it works and follow him right off the edge, swooping over their city like giant heavily armed bats from hell. 

anonymous asked:

ur the person i look up to now tbh i love your blog and check it all the time (creepy???) and also i saw someone saying how otayuri is ~pedophilloic~ and i was like u gotta take a deep breath what would (insert ur name i dnt know ur name yet sorry) do??? and i calmed down (and unfollowed the person bc i just wrote a whole got dang otayuri fic where yuri was eighteen which is CONSENSUAL hello)

do you ever just want to marry an anon. bc. i want to marry this anon look i already have a ring pop prepared

damn this jumin romance went from hella hot to hella creepy real fast

Strange the fact that we’re in Norway and I didn’t see in Skam a metalhead I mean a long haired boy obsessed over black metal (black metal was born in Norway!!!!!) you know bands like Darkthrone, Immortal, Mayhem, Burzum, Emperor no????? All I see is rap people rapping and rap and e-box gimme the beat omg

Question for the 3rd/4th Years

So I’ve been doing UWorld for the past couple of months (just sets of 10-40 questions) and right now I’m averaging 60% and am in the 60th percentile after 300 questions.

Is that normal for starting out? I was told by my preceptor that I should be hitting 90% but I’m going to assume she meant the few weeks before the exam and not 3 months out of dedicated. I don’t take my exam until mid June and don’t start dedicated until mid April. I constantly feel like I don’t know anything, though. 

HELP!?

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I think I’ve finally got these two close to where I want them, design-wise. But if past progress is any indication, Ludwig will keep getting goofier and Basil scruffier every time I draw them until they both reach peak creeper.

Ludwig is supposed to be a bit of an awkward adolescent, like he hasn’t quite grown into his features yet (and maybe never will). A big, leggy puppy with giant paws who keeps knocking into the furniture and setting things on fire. Basil’s gradually gotten stouter and more compact over time, but I imagine he’s always been on the sturdy side.

realizing you’re on the ace spectrum like

“I’d hit that.” “You… you don’t even know them though??”

“Oh come on, everyone has a list of celebrities they’d totally have sex with if they had a chance.” “Haha yeah ok” *internally* what

"Ya so like for the past few years I’ve felt zero attraction to people I wasn’t friends with first?? Lol what’s up with that”

Why did you have to have sex with them?? Couldn’t you just hold it?? Like pee??

“You’ll meet someone who makes you feel like that someday, don’t worry” “……sounds fake but ok”

“Sex is an important part of a relationship! Everyone has sexual needs!” “….sounds fake but ok”

“Dude that girl is so hot” “I know right?? Look at her fucking eyeliner. Goals. The fuck.” “No I meant like… look at that ass” “Are we looking at the same person are you really focussing on her ass look at how visually appealing her outfit is and dont you dare fuckin tell me that eyeliner isnt fierce as hell

“Aesthetic attraction and sexual attraction are two different things” *puzzle pieces vERY RAPIDLY FALLING INTO PLACE*

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning* i could die a virgin and i would regret absolutely nothing

“What’s your ideal girl like?” “Uh… my best friend?” “Oh cute, you want your girlfriend to be the one who knows you best!” “No I meant I am literally only attracted to my best friend she is my ideal girl please help I am dying”

“We’ve been dating for six months and we still haven’t had sex!!” “Have you marathoned Star Wars together yet?” “Yeah we did that like two weeks ago” “Well what more do you want

*thinking about an attractive woman* *dissecting my entire personality and sexuality to figure out why I’m attracted to her this time* is it the muscles. Oh my god is this a sex thing. Oh my god what the hell is this. Oh my god what the fuck is the wtf the fuck the fUCK

*Next day* Zarya could punch me in the face while eating me out and I’d let her but only because she’s a fictional character and therefore could literally never do that

*writing fanfic* ONLY CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE SEX BC ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE MAKES SENSE TO ME

(why is that tho. maybe i should look into that *doesnt look into it*)

“What do you find most attractive in a girl?” “Gotta love those strong emotional bonds” “No I meant like what’s a turn-on for you?” “DID I McFUCKING STUTTER”

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning again* sexual attraction should be added to the cryptid wikia

“Yeah sex sounds like a great stress reliever and a nice way to strengthen the bonds between you and your partner(s)” “Well there’s more to it than that…” *The Arctic Monkey’s Do I Wanna Know starts playing in my head* “Haha ok buddy”

"There’s more to being ace than just not being interested in having sex or not feeling sexual attraction. In fact there’s a whole spectrum. You may even feel sexual attraction sometimes but still be ace. You can also be gay and ace at the same time.” “…bro.” “Also it’s totally normal.” *sobbing* “…bro. Bro there are words for it there’s an entire list oh my god-”

“-finally.”

MADDOX-RIDER; 2016 ART SUMMARY

You can say I spend majority of my year with Dan & Phil. I am so glad that the phandom welcomed me with open arms. I made a lot of new friends, did fun projects and achieved many goals that I’ve set for myself; like having an entire art summary filled with colours+digital and completing inktober. To me, it was been a very successful year. I may or may not still be in the phandom but where ever my art takes me, I hope to create new memories in 2017 like this year.

Jan: Kiss Me
Feb: Phamily
Mar: Dentist Kink
Apr: Shibes!
May: Love Me Like You Do
June: If I lose myself 
July: Majestic Pastel
Aug: Team Mystic
Sept: Only one
Oct: TATINOF
Nov: Phanime
Dec: Secret Santa

all offense the fact that two of little mix’s album, get weird and glory days, both made the cut off date for best british album, yet they didn’t get nominated in that category AT ALL, despite the fact that get weird is still in the top 50 more than a year after its release, and glory days has spent 5 weeks at #1 and sold 560k WW in less than 2 months, most of which is from the uk, and that little mix has been in the charts throughout 2016…….. the fact that little mix got snubbed of a british album nomination is fucked up and the girls know it too. that category is filled with male nominees who probably don’t have the same certifications that little mix got with their albums….. this is unfair and gross, like stop hating on female artists and girl group pop perfection

Maybe one day we’ll be sitting next to each other on the edge of the bed and you’ll tell me you love me.

Maybe one day I’ll come surprise you on Sunday morning and your bedroom door will be locked.

Maybe one day you’ll find my hair tie in your drawer and you’ll sleep with it around your wrist.

Maybe one day I’ll meet a boy in a coffee shop and I’ll finally stop thinking about you.

Maybe one day you’ll be waiting outside of my office with roses and you’ll tell me you miss me.

Maybe one day we’ll pass each other in Grand Central and you’ll do a double take because my hair is darker now and you’ll wonder how I spent my last 6 months.

Maybe one day I’ll find your soccer jersey in my closet and I won’t feel anything at all.