never looks nice but hey

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Juno Steel (The Penumbra Podcast)

“the worst kind of nightmares are like carnival barkers, dragging out every dark memory and putting it on a pedestal and shouting at you ‘step right up, step right up! We’ve got mistakes, we’ve got guilt, we’ve got every time you hurt someone, every time someone died because you weren’t good enough! Come one, come all, and see the incredible defective detective trying to escape what’s coming to him!’”

((iT ISN’T PERFECT since i’m rly bad at digital art but i kept my word and finished this one

next time I draw I’ll do some Twixie or smthn but I have stuff I rly need to do sooo idk maybe next weekend))

Comic: Eren’s birthday comic
Artist:
ぴころぼ
Translated and proofread by:
bloodmoontranslations
Typesetted and edited by
 me

Permission to post and translate granted by the artist.

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You know I keep thinking I’m going Too Far with Ichelus but then i think about shadow priest lore and i keep thinking I can GO FARTHER

too bad he looks nothing like the actual Forskaen in-game model, ha ha

I’ve been trying to kill my Sim for the last two hours. Electrocution? Nah he’s fine, never was a spark. Starvation? Hey look someone left this very nice pasta dish just laying around!

Fed up I try to make him go to Egypt to die by the Mummy’s curse or something I can figure something out!

… . . it never finishes loading. No matter how many times I try, it never finishes loading.

I give up. (And now he’s relaxing in the tub, soothing music playing about him. :<)

2.17 ‘Flash Back’ liveblog

@elrhiarhodan threw out the idea of doing a meta about Flash Back.  I accepted the challenge.

I let it happen again.  I trusted someone I shouldn’t have.  Jay Garrick.  Zoom.

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anonymous asked:

Hey Ive never kissed anyone - dont think Ive ever even hugged someone properly - and Ik its something I shouldnt concern myself with at 18 but can you blame me kissing looks really nice (and cuddling) and Id love to at least see if I like it! (I may be asexual so nothing too much) but someone just take one for the team will you

lmao that last part is my life motto

nct dream!best friends au

I CLICKBAITED THE TITLE EVEN THO YOU DIDNT CLICK ON THIS IT’S ONLY MARK HAE AND JENO IM SORRY


mark

-mark would be the CUTEST best friend ever

-he’s practically your brother dude

-at first people thought you guys were siblings bc you guys did everything together

-walking to school, walking home to school, going on bubble tea adventures together, EVERYTHING

-people also thought you guys were dating but you laughed in their faces

-”ME?? DATE HIM???? DONT YOU SEE IM SO OUT OF HIS LEAGUE LMFAO BOI I HAVE STANDARDS”

-*cue a single tear running down mark’s face*

-but like, if mark asked you to be his fake boyfriend/girlfriend, you’d do it

-you care about him man!!! youd do anything for him

-if someone flirts with you and you seem extremely uncomfortable, cUE MARK SWOOPING IN AND HELPING YOU OUT

-”ayyyyy, baby who’s this?” -mark, as he flings an arm around your shoulder

-you were just like “????? LOL WYD” but then you realized he was helping you out and went along with it

-you can call mark at like 4am and ask him to help you out with anything and he’d be over in a second

-literally

-he lives like, right beside you

-or he did live beside you, before he left for korea ;-;

-bUT THAT’S FOR LATER

-when he did live in vancouver, you guys were neighbours and he could literally climb into your bedroom through your window

-he only did it once tho bc he almost fell and he’s not about that life

-he raps random things under his breath and youre literally the only one who can understand him

-he raps to you and asks you for your opinion omg!!!!

-you guys share food a lot

-like, if he has food, it’s automatically your food too

-one time, you had a piece of bread at school (YOU WERE RUNNING LATE AND BREAD WAS THE ONLY THING YOU COULD GRAB DONT QUESTION YOURSELF)

-and he walked up to you, saw your bread and took a bite out of it before saying hi

-a bunch of your friends were there too and they were like “??? um r u just gonna let him do that to you y/n”

-sometimes it backfires tho

-like, hear me out man

-one time, you ate this AWFUL piece of mochi

-you took a bite and was like “oMG MARK U GOTTA TRY THIS IT’S… SO GOOD!!”

-so he was like “omg ok!!” and took a bite

-he started choking and screaming about how bad it was

-if youre really clumsy and shit, you and mark are literal messes together

-you destroy EVERYTHING together

-in stores where there are toy sections, youre the type of people to turn on a toy and run away bc you cant turn the toy off

-you guys are also the type of people the bump into the shelves and knock everything down

-BUT if you arent a mess, you look out for him a lot

-whenever you walk together, he’d trip but you’d grab the back of his shirt and yank him back up before he meets the ground

-you two would be crossing the street and he’d start walking into oncoming traffic but you’d pULL him back and yell at him about safety and shit oh my goddd

-”YOU COULDVE FUCKING DIED YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD DONT DO THAT TO ME OMG”

-he’s so touched bc omg you care about him!!!

-i gotta end this it’s getting too long omg


haechan

-hae is basically your mom

-he gives you the BEST advice in the SASSIEST ways

-you like taking him shopping bc he gives good fashion advice

-he is BRUTALLY honest

-”haE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TOP”

-”uh unless youre trying to attract old sugar daddies born in the 80s, i dont think so honey”

-youre a HUGE sweetheart to other people but when youre around hae, youre a completely different person

-”oh omg, hi jaehee!! how are you today???” -you to a classmate

-”lmFAO SUP DWEEB WANNA GET COFFEE AFTER SCHOOL, YOURE PAYING” -you to hae on a daily basis

-your parents consider him as their son

-theyre always like “why arent you more like haechan y/n???”

-but youre always like “YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND MOM, HE’S A DEMON”

-you put his contact name as “demon bitch” 

-he put yours as “demon sidekick”

-when he buys food for himself, he buys food for you too

-you never question it

-”hey lmfao nice shirt it looks ugly” -hae, as he casually hands you a sandwich

-”lol thanks, it’s yours” -you, taking a bite of the sandwich

-you guys roast each other CONSTANTLY if you havent noticed

-hae trips one time and you started laughing really hard and screamed “NICE FUCKING JOB NERD”

-to be fair, hae teases you for all your spelling mistakes and typos

-you texted him “yo where are yuo”

-and he responded with “idek man where’re Y U O”

-”stfu dude you know what i meant”

-”*yuo”

-fuck dude it bothers you so much lmfao 

-your parents let him into the house one time but like, you guys didnt discuss any plans so you didnt know

-he barged into your room with a bottle of nestea and flopped down on your bed and pulled out his phone like it was his fucking bedroom lmfao

-the first time he did that, it scared the shit out of you but after awhile, you got used to it so all you do when he does that now is just carry on with whatever you were doing

-you’d be like on your laptop at your desk and he’d walk in 

-and you’d say like “hi dweeb” and he’d respond with “sup bitch”

-you guys can go to each other’s houses and just stay on your phones for the entire duration of the visit

-you guys would show each other dumb videos and dank memes during those silent visits tho lmfao

-you guys like sending memes to each other

-you’d send a meme to him at like 3am and he’d respond with more memes instead of questioning you

-when you post selfies, he’s alway the one to comment “SLAY QUEEN HOLY FUCK” or “ew ur walls are an ugly colour” there’s literally no in-between

-i feel like you two are snapchat hoes and use it all the time together lmfao

-you guys probably sing badly really loudly all the time

-like, hae’s voice is life man but he’s like, SCREAMING the lyrics with you

-you probably try to do lyric pranks on hae but he is not about that life

-you guys roast each other and shit but wont let anyone else do the same

-you guys tell each other EVERYTHING

-like, if someone says shit about you to hae and hae ‘promises not to tell’, he’ll tell you as soon as he sees you in person

-”this bitch told me that they didnt like you, so theyre dead to me now”

-HAE IS SUCH A LOWKEY SWEETHEART AND YOU KNOW THAT


jeno

-OH MY GODDD JENOO’S THE TYPE OF BESTFRIEND THAT IS ALWAYS POSITIVE AND HAPPY AND CHEERFUL

-everybody’s always like “omg how is jeno so happy and positive all the time??? he never cries or is sad!!!”

-but youve seen him cry countless times and everybody else hasnt spoken to his sad soul at 4am :///

-he doesnt want you or anyone else to be sad so he stays cheerful all the time!!

-just seeing his lil smile can make your day 10000 times better

-he’s not confrontational at all but you are lmfao

-he literally has to hold you back

-like, you wont fight someone if they insult you 

-but if someone even LOOKS at jeno funny, you bEST BELIEVE THEY BETTER RUN NO ONE INSULTS JENO IN FRONT OF YOU

-IT’S LIKE SAM AND CARLY FROM ICARLY LMFAO

-nobody messes with jeno man

-someone made the mistake of bullying jeno one time

-and you bEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM LMFAO OH MY GOD

-listen here i dont condone violence but bro,,,

-anyways, you were like, the last one to find out

-everybody knew EXCEPT you

-jeno made SURE that you wouldnt find out

-you found out anyway and DECKED the guy messing with him lmfao

-he had a black eye for like a month

-you got really mad at him for not telling you but you couldnt stay mad bc he said he didnt wanna bother you ;-;

-jeno isnt one for violence but he’s scarily good at revenge

-like, he can ruin lives for you man

-but he promised not to just for u ♡  

-jeno stays over a LOT

-his parents treat you like youre their child and your parents treat him like he’s their child

-you guys probably link arms while you two walk together omg

-you guys probably take aesthetic af pictures of food (ONLY FOOD!!!) and post them on instagram

-when you guys go out, you guys just go out to cafes, bakeries, restuarants, food/drink related places

-your instagram feeds are just food and candid pics of each other lmfao

-YOU GUYS PROBABLY HELP EACH OTHER CHOOSE FILTERS OMG

-i bet my left foot you guys watch kdramas together

-your families go on vacation together a lot

-it’s like a big joint family man

-you guys have a running thing where you try to take the UGLIEST pics of each other

-jeno probably makes a lot of dumb jokes but they never fail to make you laugh

-he’s such a sweet lil bunny all he wants to do is be your best friend and hug you ;-; ♡