never gonna happen to me

anonymous asked:

I can't get enough of your art! I love it so much. But, I'm super depressed, from some bad news, concerning my fiancé's health... could I maybe get something super cute? Anything haikyuu, or even an oc you might have. Please and thanks a bunch

Ahhh, I hope everything will get better soon, anon! Meanwhile have some sappy older bokuros~

Guys, what if at Wrestlemania...
  • Seth: *limping backstage after his match*
  • Dean: *comes to help him*
  • Seth: *confused* Wait, after all what I've done with you, you're... helping me? Why?
  • Dean: Because we're brothers. We argue, we fight, we screw each other. But at the end of the day, everything is forgiving. I had my revenge at MITB, it's all done with me...
  • Dean: ... but if you don't want my help, I'm not forcing you...
  • Seth: *interrupting Dean* NO, NO... I want. Thank you.
  • Dean: You're welcome.
  • Dean and Seth: *walk together in the backstage*
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palmetto state foxes →  the upperclassmen

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they think you’re just a…drunken idiot?
                            for what it’s worth i think you’re more than that

So you’re trying to tell me that

they don’t have history?

...their eyes don’t light up when they see each other?

they have no chemistry?

they don’t find comfort in one another?

they don’t lowkey like each other?

…they aren’t highkey meant to be?

they don’t make each other happy?

they never loved each other?

they don’t attract despite being opposites?

they, despite all odds, do not make a pretty good pair?

Oh. Well, I guess you just don’t see what I see.

lefou moments™
  • “she’s so well read and ur so fucking hot athletically inclined”
  • "why do you need her when you have us?” translation: “u and me are practically married already why r u never happy goddamnit gaston”
  • “i’m not done with you yet” “me neither” ;-;
  • “it’s never gonna happen ladies” *prances off after his actual bf*
  • lefou copying gaston’s mannerisms ;-;
  • lefou biting his lip as gaston’s describing married life…and then looking annoyed once gaston mentions belle
  • gaston: “while my love massages my tired feet” lefou: *starts to massage gaston’s back*
  • when he got the dirty old drunk guy to rub gaston’s ears ahahah i was laughin
  • i s2g i thought he broke that dude’s neck jfc
  • lefou, laying across a table in draw-me-like-one-of-ur-french-girls position & singing about gaston’s manliness,
  • “they’ll tell you which team they prefer to be on”
  • tom dick & stanley’s faces say it all
  • the wink
  • when he smacked stanley on the head… & then when he grabs tom by the face to get up onto the table ahaha
  • hes just rlly adorable during the “who breaks hearts like gaston”. happy clappy boi
  • “NOBODY BITES LIKE GASTON” *SHOWS OFF GIANT BITE MARK IN AN AREA NO STRAIGHT MAN SHOULD BE BITING* WHAT DO THESE WRESTLING SESSIONS ENTAIL?? IS WRESTLING A CODE WORD FOR FUCKING??? UM???
  • lefou turning a bro handshake into a gay ass cuddle sesh & looking like it was his favorite place in the world to be (“too much?” “yyyyyep”)
  • him paying everybody to go along with it. him perfectly orchestrating & choreographing everything. my what a guy that lefou
  • when he couldnt get on the table i laughd so hard man
  • gaston: “i shoot from behind” lefou: bent over the table, now on top of the table, now on his hands & knees, now flat on his back staring up at gaston…
  • clearly everyone was choreographed except josh gad. they just told him “prance around & act gay. stand on tables a lot. u can improv the rest. just make it rlly homoerotic” & he was like “k”
  • the…noises as gaston’s describing how he hunts. those r. questionable noises..
  • gaston picking lefou up with one arm & lefou swooning..his faceeee lmfao
  • him dancing while gaston’s on the table aww i luv him
  • gaston dropping his drink down for lefou to catch & drink ;-;
  • the graceful jump from one table to the next ahah
  • how happy they both were when they were dancing on the table, even if gaston shoved lefou out of the way so he could have the spotlight. like those were genuine smiles. the actors were havin a damn blast.
  • my illiterate son,,
  • how he modestly looks down at his feet when gaston says he’s the best
  • “how has no girl snatched you up yet?” 
  • “i’ve been told im clingy” he says, practically sitting on gaston’s lap, his arm around him, “but i really dont get it.”
  • awkward moment of silence. awkward gaston coughs awkwardly. lefou stares at gaston, clearly thinking, “why hasnt a lady snatched me up yet? did ur dumbass srsly just ask me that? r u fuckin serious?? u dumb motherfucker??”
  • lefou’s bitch face….
  • like his arms r crossed & he looks pissy as hell when maurice walks in. hes rolling his eyes. what a little bitch. i fuckin luv him
  • “ohhh”
  • “do u really wanna marry into this family?”
  • how he like. slowly & gingerly cimbs out of the carriage. i thought that was sweet. he’s slow & calculating, in comparison to gaston’s fast & impulsive. 
  • "deep breaths, gaston. deep breaths. think of the war! think of the widows!”
  • ofc gaston’s “…the widows :)”
  • the nose boop. the booping of the nose. pls.
  • lefou’s face after maurice says "u will never marry my daughter” “i saw that coming”
  • lefou’s face when they leave maurice
  • lefou’s face when he sees maurice is alive
  • hes so precious he was so worried augh 
  • i like how he’s talking abt maurice but then gaston looks at him & he shuts up instantly. poor lefou. my poor boi
  • gaston practically seducing lefou by grabbing his chin and staring deeply into his eyes, their faces like barely an inch apart,,, fuk,,,,
  • it was in order to manipulate him by disorientating him in an intimate way…but it was still p fukin hot & def p fuckin gay
  • lefou’s face during that…poor thing
  • also maurice’s face during that says a lot too i think
  • also josh gad has nice eyelashes lmao
  • lefou protesting that they should storm the castle. gaston threatening him. lefou glaring at his back the rest of the mob song. poor bb
  • “are u not the least bit concerned this castle is haunted?” “dont lose ur nerve, le fou”
  • “oh hello! u must be the talking tea cup! & u must be his grandmother!”
  • “gaston!” le fou shrieks as a piano falls on him, which gaston purposely allowed to fall on him,
  • “gaston, help me!” “sorry old friend. it’s hero time” “ouch” defeated sad le fou gives a defeated sad le sigh
  • plumette harassing le fou,,poor le fou. hes having a bad day already
  • le fou & mrs potts teaming up
  • “well ur too good for him anyway” *gay nodding*
  • he was disinterested in the dance & then stanley showed up & he was like ‘omgomg ok cool yes i cant live w this’
  • Someone: stop shipping stonathan. it's unrealistic. it's never gonna happen.
  • Me: y'know, you saying something intelligent is never gonna happen, but look at you. you keep trying.
Beauty and the Beast thoughts in gushing dot point form


• They changed the Disney castle with a knight holding a sword at the top somewhere?

• Nice film making technique, making the transformation be visible as a silhouette and lining up the main servants, so we see their darkly lit silhouettes react in horror. It’s horrifying as an audience because we know it’s their turn next.

• It may have sounded auto-tuned when I listened to it online, but with such nice speakers the auto-tuning for Emma Watson didn’t bother me at all. Oh and the village singing number is so much grander on the big screen. I particularly loved the ‘triplets’ getting splashed with mud and Lefou breaking their Gaston marriage hopes with “Never gonna happen.”

• Also my “expensive education.” can’t even help me find the words, but the camera moving from the colourful fields in the Belle reprise and continuously travelling fast to where Maurice was ‘Google Earth style’ was beautiful.

• Lefou’s bitemark on his belly from wrestling in ‘Gaston.’

• “One path closes and another one opens.” You’re so brave Maurice.
• My heart sunk when Maurice slid down in the snow to what I thought would be the wolves. My emotions really matched what was happening on the screen.

• “Shut up, you idiot.” Cogsworth’s first lines spoken. Nice. “I’ve lost my hands, I haven’t lost my eyes!”
“That man has very good taste.” “He was talking about me.”

•Maurice warming his hands on the fire and then another part of his body (read: rear end.)

• “Mama told me not to move so I don’t scare anyone.” (paraphrased) Maurice listens to the talking tea cup for a moment and then quickly rises from his chair and runs away.

• Also, poor Maurice coughing and getting dragged away from the cell by Beast and getting punched by Gaston. Tied to a tree in winter, sent to an asylum etc. At least the ‘hurt’ was balanced with the ‘comfort’ of Agathe giving his shivering hand a cup of tea. She also has a barn owl. Bonus points.

This is where I abandon chronology. It’s easier that way.

• “You can’t talk to us like that!” Cogsworth adorably says with his teeny sword. “Cogsworth the master has returned!” “Where?!” and then his accessories fall apart.

“I’m not alarmed/startled (can’t remember which word) I’m holding a talking candle.”
“Candelabra! There is a difference!”

• Mrs Potts offering tea to Belle before her escape. How considerate! And her “just because someone said things to you when they’re angry, doesn’t mean you have to listen.” speech.

• Lumiere and Cogsworth play chess together. Lumiere cheated apparently.

• Be Our Guest took 12 months to shoot. Let that sink in. And rightly so! That scene felt like an entire Hollywood musical. It just put a big smile on my face! My God, can Mcgregor dance! (motion capture, by the way) With his arms behind his back, sliding on his knees and those twirls! Also, nice guillotine joke and him saying “Over here.” When Plumette’s spotlight doesn’t reach him.

• I’m also happy to note that there was Cogsworth slapstick, just like the original movie! With a fish head slamming in his face and him falling off the table when they literally pull the rug (tablecloth) from under his feet. He also puts his hand on Lumiere’s back after he lands down from the chandelier to see if he’s OK ><

• The hand behind the back thing happens again when they see Belle and Beast dancing. They’re happy for their love, but also for the prospect of being Human Again. Also, Lumiere does whatever he wants! He treats Cogs like a footstool by landing on his head. (Kitchen scene I think.) Also, any clockwork puns are funny.

• What Beast really meant to say when discussing Shakespeare was “Romeo and Juliet? That’s so girly! I only like stuff with swords like Macbeth or Hamlet where everyone dies.” Also his tongue is so long when he expresses his dislike of pining and heartbreak in Romeo & Juliet! :XD:

•  Lumiere’s makeup mishap with the powder. “I can fix this.”

• I was a bit disappointed that the camera angles weren’t really sweeping around like the original Tale as old as time number, but I like that Belle leads the dance and that there’s new dance moves, like Beast lifting her up to his hips and making her dip (lean backwards.)

• (When Belle leaves) “So much for true love.” Awww! Cogsworth, you’re so cynical. I’m also torn on Evermore. I like the deep, growly version because it’s from the original actor, but Josh Groban has got such more range. That might be my favourite. Also, Beast moving up the staircase in a spiraling motion to get a glimpse of Belle? So dynamic! And was the missing element I couldn’t have imagined when I first listened to Evermore.

• Maurice holding the padlock after using that delightful deus ex machina of a hairpin.
“I believe this belongs to you?” And then casually asking the head of the asylum. “Do you have children?”

• 3 bullet shots Gaston? REALLY?! So much more shocking than a stab wound! And Gaston’s screams continuing until he hits the ground? 0-0 I’m also glad the curse reverting wasn’t too spinny. It was nice and slow.

• Lastly, I thought Plumiere would be my favourite ship. But Garderenza is the best! The way he looks at her sing, and his mad grins when he plays ^^ He also played a crucial role, holding back the doors. I’m so proud of him.

• “The fat lady is singing!” Garderobe yells out before joining the fight. I’m so glad she didn’t land on anyone, it wouldn’t have translated in live action. I also liked the Lefou/Potts piping hot tea teamwork.

• “Cadenza, you were so brave!” “Mi amore! (Can’t remember the rest. It might be wrong.)” Though Lumiere on his knees, saying “No, Plumette… No.” with her in his arms is emotionally tied.

•I also laughed when the first thing Fru Fru does is pee on Chapeau’s leg. That’s how the unsung hero who saved Chip’s life gets rewarded.

• Beast’s question of how he’ll know he’s in love. Cogsworth’s answer is that he’ll feel nauseous XD

*The Sakamaki’s playing truth or dare*

Shu: Reiji, truth or dare?

Reiji: Truth.

Shu: What happened to Edgar?

Reiji: Dare.