never going to get over this movie

abirdfulbox  asked:

Y'know, LOTR was the (almost) first book I read. I was about 5 or 6. Then I saw the Bakshi film too and I watched it a thousand times. I was lying in my bed thinking I'm with Sam and Frodo. I guess I kinda was. I guess I still am when i'm happy or sad and want to be less lonely. I have a tradition that I watch the films every year. Novaer! <3

SAME HERE! I would go hiking with my friends and we would pretend to be the fellowship, I was always Frodo or Sam. I’m one of those weirdos that reads all of the books every year (especially my personal fave, Silmarillion) and I watch the movies. It’s an amazing feeling, to be so involved in a fantasy world that invokes such imagination. I’ll never get over it. 

we got through all the angsty passive-aggressive fighting

THE TIME TEAM TRUST EACH OTHER AGAIIIIN

and WORKING TOGETHER AS ONE

RUFUS BEING ALL HEROIC AND SUCH A GENIUS

AND JIYA BEING ALL CUTE AND WORRIED AND ALSO A GENIUS. did you see her super adorbs and relieved hello to rufus?????

NERDY GENIUS TIME BABIES GETTING KISSES. I FULL ON SHIP IT NOW. SUCH ADORBS NERDS. GIMME MOAR.

AND MY ORIGINAL TIME BABIES. MY SHIP. IT IS SAILING STRONGER YOU CAN’T TELL ME ANY DIFFERENT.

WYATT AND LUCY TRUSTING EACH OTHER AGAIN. UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER. WYATT ENCOURAGING LUCY AT THE END.

THEY HELD HANDS. ALL THREE OF THEM. BUT ESPECIALLY WYATT AND LUCY HOLDING HANDS.

AND THE BAAAAAAAAAARRRRR. HANGING OUT AFTER THE MISSION. and looking so clean and happy and ohmaigawd YESSSSSS. THE SMILESSS. GIMME ALL THE SMILES FOR MY PRECIOUS TIME TEAM.

this episode more than makes up for all the angsty happenings from last week, praise be. 

childhood viktuuri prompts

-yuuri becoming an amazing braider because viktor always liked to style his long hair and yuuri loved to play with his hair so it all worked out

-them going to the movies with yuuri liking movies with an extra deep plot with amazing fight scenes and strategizing and viktor just crying over sad romance movies and sad dog movies

-them shamelessly sharing everything from clothes to food to beds

-when 5 year old yuuri starts off skating 9 year old viktor would hold his hands and skate around the rink for him and do tricks for him

-them actually never having large fights?? but viktor would sometimes accidentally hurt yuuri emotionally but they would always solve the issue

-17 year old viktor getting the idea from cheesy romance films where friends sleep in the same bed and somehow end up cuddling to sleep in the same bed as yuuri and and slowly waiting for him to fall asleep and then pulling him to his chest and just not letting go until he wakes up

-viktor would steal yuuri’s glasses and try them on and yuuri would always get flustered because he looks absolutely stunning with the blue glasses and his gorgeous silvery hair

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Dating Pietro Maximoff Would Involve:
  • Being called Sokovian nicknames 24/7
  • Him shirtless all the time
  • You only in your panties and one of his shirts all the time
  • The two of you trying to cook dinner but always ending up having sex on the counter
  • You often finding yourself on your shared bed with Pietro on top of you before you could even blink
  • Staying up all night chatting
  • Him doing everything he can to spoil the hell out of you
  • You giving him massages after his missions/trainings
  • Having movie nights that end up in the bedroom
  • Him never keeping his hands off you, even in public
  • Him kissing you in front of everyone to show them you are his
  • You always teasing him
  • Him always teasing you
  • You playing with his hair all the time
  • Him often tickling you because he loves hearing you laugh
  • Always giving each other hickies
  • You two fighting over silly things but always ending up having sex
  • Dancing together
  • You dancing for him
  • “I am not going to leave you.”
  • Getting drunk together
  • You becoming really close friends with Wanda
  • Waking up to find Pietro watching you, smiling
  • Him coming up behind you and pulling you into his arms, kissing your neck everytime you talk with a guy
  • Girls being all over him but him pushing them away, “Sorry ladies, I am already taken. I suggest you leave, she can bite.”
  • Having lazy days where the two of you just cuddle in the bed
  • Sharing earphones
  • Taking care of Clint’s kids together
  • Two of you pranking others
  • Him kissing your neck to make you talk to him when you give him the silent treatment
  • Him making sure you know you’re beautiful, he reminds you 10 times a day
  • Being everyone’s OTP
  • Lots of silly selfies
  • “But you love me.”
  •  Always making each other laugh
  • Lots of vacations
  • “That dress would look even better on the floor.”
  • Beard burn
  • Slow, passionate sex
  • Rough sex
  • Kinky sex
  • Him tying you up
  • You tying him up
  • More sex
  • Just wonderful sex in general
  • Lots of ripped clothes
  • Him making you scream his name and making sure everyone hears it
  • Dirty talk in Sokovian because he knows you love it
  • You wearing blue/silver lingerie for him
  • No one being able to dare laying a hand on you because they know he would kill them on the spot

I wish I had a pound for every time someone hates on “Grindelwald” as a character and expresses how amazing “Graves” is instead.

There was no Graves in the movie, we haven’t seen him, we don’t know what his character was like besides being brooding, hot and vaguely a capable wizard. In terms of Imagines and AUs or even of appearence, I get it, but as a character in the movie?

Doing wandless magic all over the place? That was Grindelwald. The contained looks of amusement? Grindelwald. The speech? Grindelwald. Taking on 20 aurors? Grindelwald.

The real Graves was never filmed. It has been confirmed.

And before I get the, he can’t have been that different, I would like to argue that he was but his coworkers couldn’t see past his appearance

Newton Artemis Fido freaking Scamander knew that something was wrong the moment the guy opened his mouth.

What if.....?

What if, in every fandom universe that we love and adore, we are a fandom and they want our lives?

Dean, Sam and Cas watch a show about your brother and his friends in school and their biggest worry is whether or not they’re going to pass their maths test, and not demons plotting the end of the world.

Harry, Ron and Hermione read a muggle story about your group of friends who go shopping together and just laugh, and have fun, and don’t need to worry about family or friends who might get killed by an evil wizard.

The Avengers read a comic about you and your struggle to find out who you are, and what you want, while never having to worry about saving the world or any villain trying to destroy it. 

The Guardians of the Galaxy watch a movie about us as we giggle and yell and cry and flail about over superheroes, wizards, hunters, time lords, high functioning sociopaths, cartoons, anime’s, and a whole other things that would that too long to mention, and we don’t have to worry about trying to stop the power of the galaxy from getting into the wrong hands.

All of them smile fondly at us, all of them laugh at our jokes, all of them cry when we do, and all of them sit on the edge of their seats wondering if we’ll pass that test, if that t-shirt we want is in stock, if we overcome our social fears, if the new episode of our favourite show is good or not, and what our reaction will be. They think: ‘Sure, their life isn’t always the best, and they might not always be happy, but it’s a life I want’

They don’t understand why we want lives like theirs.

‘What’s so good about my life?’ They think

Why would they want to give up that for this?

What if?

The Outsiders Headcanons: Dating Dallas Winston

I’ve done one of these before but it was requested again and I don’t mind doing an update cause it’s been a long time since I done the last one.

Dating Dallas Winston would include:

- Constant fighting. No joke, every little thing you two do leads to an argument.

- Dallas purposely trying to set you off by teasing you or doing something that he knows you dislike.

- Never being able to have a normal cuddle session without it turning into a make-out session.

- Attempting to watch a movie with him only for him to constantly be kissing and nibbling at your neck or cheek, making it impossible to pay attention to the television screen.

- When you go out in public his arm is almost always around your waist or shoulders.

- Extreme jealousy, on both sides really.

- Getting a call every once in a while from Dally when he’s been locked up, only to recite the same speech to him over and over again that he needs to stay out of trouble, and once again he doesn’t listen to a word you say.

- Dallas going through your underwear drawers when you’re in the shower or just not in the room because let’s be honest he’s that guy.

- Never hearing Dallas say the words “I love you” but you know he does love you by the small hints he gives like saying “you know I care about you, right?” Or him rubbing your back gently when you’re not feeling well and whispering nice things in your ear.

- Trying to convince him not to go to rumbles so he doesn’t get himself hurt, but once again it’s like talking to a brick wall.

- Telling him off 24/7 for stupid stuff that he does.

- Really good sex. Like really good. A lot of it too.

- Him always referring to you as either “doll” or “baby.”

- Him constantly apologizing for the stupid stuff he does, after a few days of being stubborn and not wanting to bring it up to you.

- Dallas wasn’t good with words so he often used actions such as kissing and hugging to apologize.

- Him sneaking into your room in the middle of the night through your window and staying the night with you.

- If you went out for dinner or ate with your parents his hands would often wander places they should not be, causing you to swat them away and scold him for it afterwards, only for your argument to lead to sex anyway.

- Dallas always getting what he wants cause he knows exactly how to push your buttons.

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St. Vincent on the 'True and Very Disturbing Story' That Inspired Her Horror Directorial Debut

Rock chanteuse St. Vincent, also known as Annie Clark, 34, talks making her directorial debut with horror anthology XX, which premieres at the festival on Jan. 22.

Did you ever see yourself making a horror movie?

I never saw myself even seeing a horror film. I can’t watch them, because everything disgusting or violent just gets seared into my retinas. I’ll obsess over those images for a long time. Watching horror movies with me is so annoying - I’m the one screaming, “What’s going to happen next?” But it was very amazing when I got asked to direct one. Surprisingly, I had the best time.

What can you reveal about your chapter of the film, “The Birthday Party”?

It’s partially based on a true and very disturbing story that a friend of mine told me. It’s about a woman who’s trying to give her young son a nice birthday when things turn very macabre. I thought, “How can we make this a black comedy?” Though I don’t do well with blood and guts and gore, I love things that are absurd. Comedy and horror actually have a lot in common, like the tension between the setup and the punchline. That dynamic is something I certainly include in my music. I hope it’s a laugh, because I’ll be covering my eyes for the rest of the movie.

XX is the first horror anthology made by all female directors. How was that significant for you?

Even beyond that, there were just a whole lot of women on set. I hadn’t worked on film sets, but I think it’s similar to music in that the crews tend to be male. When I’m touring, I make sure to have women around - not as some sort of quota, but because it makes the ecosystem nicer. There’s more balance - yin and yang.

This article originally appeared in the Jan. 28 issue of Billboard. 

for those who saw moana

aside, not rly feminism related too much, also am I alone in the world or was anyone else not feeling the film short at the beginning of Moana? 

Since I was not being very quick on the uptake and it was a surpise movie, I was sitting through the first minute of it being like oh GOD please don’t let this be the entire movie, before I realized it was a short

I mean they are cute it’s just like… to me… they’re the most over-used and blah-blah ideas. I’m sorry you don’t like working in an office making $30 an hour or whatever to look at papers! How awful that must be. And you can’t flirt with the girl who sells sunglasses because you have to get to work, you’re always getting to work and doing nothing else. And of course you will never have time to go to the beach since you work 7 days a week I guess. So quit your job and live on the beach

maybe I’m just more sensitive to this after working in an office and not seeing this as universally true of offices haha… I think it’s a nice deal 

First Kiss: Tom Holland x WOC Reader

Requested: Reader has yet to experience the special moment of having a first kiss. 


You sat in your home movie theater with your best friends Tom and Haz. You had known them for quite sometime, given the fact that your dad was a huge producer at Marvel. You were on set one day and your father introduced you to him. You two clicked right away, as for Haz it took him a while to get used to you. 

“Why do the kisses always look so forced?” Tom asked. “I have no idea.” You responded. Haz was trying hard not to fall asleep, “Haz just go upstairs and g to bed.”

He grumbled and got up to sleep. “Good night!” You said. “Whatever.” He grumbled. Tom laughed and focused his attention back on the movie. 

You peaked over at Tom and blushed. Over the course of two years you found yourself liking him but you would never tell him. “You okay?” He asked, snapping you out of your thoughts. “Yeah, just still trying to figure out this kiss thing.” You laughed. “Well as an actor-” 

You tried not to laugh at him, “Here we go.” You don’t know how the conversation landed on your first kiss but it did. “So when was your first kiss Y/N?”

“Umm-,” You blushed and fiddled with your hands. “What?”

“Nothing, it’s just that- I’ve never been kissed.” You said. “WHAT?” He yelled. “I know it’s embarrassing!”

“No, it’s cute but shocking! You’re so beautiful, I’m surprised no one has kissed you yet.” You both blushed at his statement. The room was filled with silence until he broke it, “So you’ve really never been kissed before?”

You nodded, “Yep. A 20 year old who has never been kissed.” 

“Do you want to be kissed?” He asked causing your eyes to grow wide. “Um,  yes.”

He licked his lips and faced you, “Is it okay if-”

“Oh my gosh Tom! Are you trying to-”, “Yeah, if you want. I don’t want you to be the only one in the group who hasn’t kissed before.” He joked. He wasn’t joking, he really wanted to kiss you because he had a crush on you. 

“Okay, so how do people kiss?” You asked. He smiled at you and brushed your hair back, “It has to be natural.”

You two leaned in but you started laughing, “I’m sorry. It’s so weird to be kissing you! You’re my best friend.”

He rolled his eyes and cupped your cheek, “Do you want the kiss or not?” He asked sounding a bit impatient. 

“Sorry, sorry. Okay, I’m good. Let’s do this.” You took a deep breathe and leaned in. The moment your lips connected with his everything changed for both of you. You felt an instant shock between you two and as you pulled away he couldn’t take his eyes off of you. 

“Wow.” You snickered. His eyes were wide and he leaned in to kiss you again. “Why’d you kiss me again?” You asked a bit shocked. “Because I like and  I have for awhile now. And this kiss was-”, “Wait, you like me?”

“Of course I do! Y/N you’re amazing and so down to earth. I honestly could go on and on but I think you already know how awesome you are.”

You blushed and held his hand, “Well if we’re confessing- I like you too.”

“Really? Oh thank God.” He sighed and kissed your hand. 

“So what do we do with this information?” You joked. “How about a date?”
“Wouldn’t this kind of be considered a date?”

“If you want it to be.” He said shrugging. You smiled and leaned in to kiss him again, “You’re going to have to get used to me doing that a lot.”

“I don’t mind.” He smiled and kissed you again. You were happy that you experienced your first kiss with the boy of your dreams and even more happy that he was now your boyfriend. 


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get to know me meme: [5/5] favorite movies → Gone with the Wind (1939)

As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again. 

Throne of Glass characters at the movies

Aelin: the one who gets really excited and can’t help but spoil the best scene because she’s seen it already…five times

Dorian: the one who lifts the armrest so he can sidle up closer and *hints* not so subtly that dark cinemas make for good make-out sessions

Chaol: the one who falls asleep and wakes up at the credits with no clue of what happened 

Rowan: the one who tells everyone else to shut-the-hell-up. during the previews. which no one cares about. but him

Aedion: the one who makes all the noise and leaves popcorn all over the floor

Lysandra: the one who sits quietly and pays attention and actually gets what’s happening so she and aelin can discuss it in detail later 

Manon: the one who never “showed up” for the movie but really went to go see a horror film by herself

I HAVE A STORY TUMBLR

(this is long and I don’t want to put it under a cut xoxo) 

So around Thanksgiving time, I was at work and we get a call from the teen room and Mary asks me if I knew anything about Divergent.

“Yeah, I read the whole trilogy,” I say and think hated it but def read it. 

Ok,” she says, “I’m going to send someone over to talk to you.”

Shit, I think, and begin prepping for a Conversation With Someone Who Likes Divergent. 

(side note: i am very good at talking about books i do not like with people who loved them and they never get any inkling I did not like them. I’m very good at it.) 

So, this older gentleman comes into the children’s room. Cheerful looking guy, probably in his fifties or sixties. He explains that he really loved the movies and after the news about them ditching the last movie he was wondering if it was possible to read Allegiant but just start at the point where the last movie stopped. 

I admitted I hadn’t seen any of the movies but I could tell him about how the book ended and we could see if the movie would have taken the same direction? 

So we chat about Divergent for a while.

(Now, note, I am wearing a Kylo Ren shirt because my wardrobe is still mainly t-shirts and my god it is hard to dress in Business Casual when the library technically does not enforce a dress code)

He asks if I’m a Star Wars fan. I, being a twenty-three year old girl, obsessed with Star Wars who also has many Strong Opinions about Star Wars, immediately tense up. I don’t like talking about Star Wars with guys because, in general, they’re condescending in some way or just have Terrible Opinions. I’m also immediately put on edge because this is an older guy so… i’m pretty much expecting condescension. 

I say yes. He LIGHTS UP. L I G H T S U P. Asks me if I read the books, which books have I read, am I excited for Rogue One, did I like TFA, AND ON AND ON.

We talk about Star Wars for about thirty minutes before he leaves. Twenty-minutes later he COMES BACK. He forgot to tell me something and also have I read Catalyst because he’s reading it now and oh! my! god! and also I have got to read Life Debt because it is amazing and the pieces are falling into place and the picture is getting bigger. 

He’s so excited. He’s talking about the EU (he’s read like! all of it!) and just INCANDESCENT. I’m so excited because oh my god I never get to talk Star Wars with someone who just wants to GUSH ABOUT HOW GREAT STAR WARS IS. 

So he leaves. A few weeks pass and I have off-desk time and one of my coworkers swings in and is like ‘there’s someone to see you?’

what. i think. why. 

IT’S MY STAR WARS FRIEND. (I’m Terrible With Names and I’m like 80% his name is Harold but oh my god guys I don’t know) 

He asks if I’ve gotten to Catalyst. I say ‘oh my god no but i bought it literally THE SECOND YOU LEFT’ 

We talk about Star Wars. He GIVES ME a copy of Life Debt (!!!) and says that the library has been so good to him and honestly i have to read this and i’m very (!!!!) 

A week or so later one of my coworkers says that someone stopped by and asked for me but I was off somewhere and he told them not to disturb me and I was like ‘oh! my star wars friend. we talk about star wars.’ He stops by later that day to ask when I was seeing Rogue One. (”Friday morning!” “I’m seeing it Sunday!”) We talk Rey theories. He’s got a bunch of theories that tie her to Luke and I was very “ehhhh idk i think it would be cool if she wasn’t related” and he was like “oh man ABSOLUTELY” which :) He asks if I’ve read other sci-fi books and I tell him that I mostly read high fantasy but I’ve been trying to get more sci-fi because i want to write one. He comments that he stopped in to put the last book of the Old Man’s War on hold and I tell him that i JUST put the first one on hold, to which he shakes my hand and says “Oh man we really are friends.” 

So I see Rogue One and one of the first things I think is “Oh my god I can’t wait until he drops by again and we talk about this” 

So he stopped by today and just, this man loves Star Wars so much guys and it’s just so amazing to talk to him about it because he knows SO MUCH about it. 

“I’ve been a fan since the 70s when all there was was only, you know, zines and magazines,” he said today. 
“Gosh, I’ve been a fan since i was 3. Star Wars has just always been there,” I reply.
“That’s so great!!” he says. 

He tells me a Snoke theory he has (it’s good). We talk about how AMAZING Rogue One was. I tell him there’s going to be a Jyn Erso YA book coming out and he got SO EXCITED because he didn’t know. HE’S SO EXCITED. We talk about other things, he guesses my age straight on and then talks about how proud he is that I already have my Master’s and how great it is that I got a job there. 

“This library has been really good to me this year,” he says. “It’s a great place and I met you!” 

We chat about other sci fi books and he’s like “Make me a list. Make me a list I need to know what you’ve read.” 

I talk about how much I love Kylo Ren, immediately feeling nervous because the goddamn internet has conditioned me to now feel anxious admitting how much I love Kylo Ren but he is TOTALLY WITH ME and agrees that the TFA cast are some of the best written characters in anything and oh my god the ending of TFA with the chasm!!! 

So anyway I’ve made a new best friend and he’s an older guy who Loves Star Wars. 

Today, I fucked up... by having one leg.

So, I’ve been missing my leg for four years now. I’ve adapted quite well. I get around just fine with a prosthetic.

However, when I’m at home in my small apartment, I prefer to crawl short distances instead of going through the hassle of putting my prosthetic on. It’s jut more convenient that way.

So last night we had some company over to watch scary movies, and I read everyone a few short submissions to/r/nosleep. Everyone was pretty spooked before we went to bed. Two friends of mine slept on the couch, and one of them was someone we have never had over before. So this individual had never seen me crawl without my leg on. To describe it, I kind of move like a very slow cheetah who’s missing a hind leg. Like a tri-pod crawl, if that makes sense. So, I suppose it can be unsettling if you’re not expecting it.

In the middle of the night/early morning, I decide to leave my room for a drink. I didn’t turn the hall light on so I wouldn’t disturb my sleeping guests. There’s just enough light coming from the light above the sink to guide me where I needed to go. As I’m turning the corner to enter the kitchen, I see a figure and I hear “OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK”, next thing I know, I’m getting kicked in the face. I suppose my friend recognized my foul mouth screaming back at him, because then he turned the light on and started apologizing profusely.

TL;DR: I crawled through my apartment without my prosthetic leg, my friend thought I was a demon and started kicking me in the face.

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Never Going to Lose You

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Request: Could you do a grant imagine were the reader is his wife and they watch movies together and the reader cries every time something sad happens and grant films it every time and the fans love it

Notes: So this was shorter than I envisioned. I hope you guys like it, though!

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Look at this. Oh my Gosh. I’ve never seen police cars from the movie before! At least I don’t think I have! Except for Sheriff, of course.

BUT I CAN’T GET OVER THAT THIRD AND FINAL PICTURE THOUGH, HAHA! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN IS GOING TOO FAST GUYS! TOO FAST! HE’S SPEEDING. OH BOY. I can’t get over Lightning’s inoccent face, too. 😂 I can’t wait to see that scene in the animated short! I’m gonna love it so hard.

Also, for those of you wondering: Yes, this is from an animated short from the ‘Cars Toons’! However, it is NOT released yet! The release date is unknown. It was scheduled for 2015 but never aired. Hopefully soon it’ll arrive to us!

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Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl. 

 Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them.

Whoever gets tagged answer my 11 questions, tag 11 people and write 11 questions for them.

Tagged by the fabulous @mandysimo13
forever ago. 😝

1. What is one cancelled/finished TV show are you never going to get over? Agent Carter - the way it ended was terrible.

2. What was your first fandom? Doctor Who

3. If you had to be a superhero’s sidekick, whose would you be? Supergirl! (I have a massive crush on her.)

4. Are you more scared of space or the ocean and why? The ocean. I’m massively afraid of jellyfish.

5. If someone were to try and find you in a crowd, what would they yell? “KIRK AND SPOCK ARE NOT GAY!” to which I would respond, “YOU WANNA FUCKIN FIGHT ME M8?”

6. Favorite Disney movie? MOANA

7. What do you think was the worst fandom trend you witness in your own lifetime? People wanting Baby Watson (Rosie) to die. Wtf, you guys.

8. Favorite incarnation of potato? (fries, tater tots, baked potato, etc.) Mashed potatoes!!!

9. What is the most satisfying sound in the world for you? Rain at night.

10. Are there any new hobbies or skills you’re wanting to learn this year? Piano playing? Maybe?

11. If money and the need to find a job weren’t a barrier, what would you love to get a degree in? Philosophy. I find it interesting.

Okay, here’s my questions!

1. Any hopes for 2017?
2. A period in history you’d like to visit.
3. If you could punch one person in the face, consequence free, who would it be?
4. Three favorite colors
5. Your favorite place to shop
6. Favorite flavor of ice cream
7. A country you’ve always wanted to visit
8. Your middle initial
9. If you could have picked your own name, what would it be?
10. Favorite villain ever?
11. Favorite quote.

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Today, I fucked up by having one leg.

So, I’ve been missing my leg for four years now. I’ve adapted quite well. I get around just fine with a prosthetic.

However, when I’m at home in my small apartment, I prefer to crawl short distances instead of going through the hassle of putting my prosthetic on. It’s jut more convenient that way.

So last night we had some company over to watch scary movies, and I read everyone a few short submissions to scary-stories. Everyone was pretty spooked before we went to bed. Two friends of mine slept on the couch, and one of them was someone we have never had over before. So this individual had never seen me crawl without my leg on. To describe it, I kind of move like a very slow cheetah who’s missing a hind leg. Like a tri-pod crawl, if that makes sense. So, I suppose it can be unsettling if you’re not expecting it.

In the middle of the night/early morning, I decide to leave my room for a drink. I didn’t turn the hall light on so I wouldn’t disturb my sleeping guests. There’s just enough light coming from the light above the sink to guide me where I needed to go. As I’m turning the corner to enter the kitchen, I see a figure and I hear “OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK”, next thing I know, I’m getting kicked in the face. I suppose my friend recognized my foul mouth screaming back at him, because then he turned the light on and started apologizing profusely.

TL;DR: I crawled through my apartment without my prosthetic leg, my friend thought I was a demon and started kicking me in the face.

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