never get enough of those two tbh

anonymous asked:

ranpo, dazai, and kunikida as dads headcanons? feel free to do more characters if you'd like aaaa

Edogawa Ranpo

  • Aka the sort of dad who whines just as much as his children. 
  • There’s always candy somewhere in the house and his kids learn to sniff for it like hounds. Ranpo’s candy is never safe after his first child turns about 5
  • Even when the kids are younger, he’d try to tell them about all his more gory or interesting cases if he couldn’t bring them to the crime scenes himself.  He still tries to bring them, causing his partner to call Fukuzawa if he doesn’t listen.
  • When Ranpo’s feeling lazy, his kid would probably try to take care of him how is s/o does and it’s really cute when the s/o comes home and sees their small child covering up a sleeping Ranpo

Dazai Osamu

  • He tries to make sure his kids are smiling at all times.  If they’re crying, he automatically picks them up and runs them to his s/o without even knowing whats wrong, but usually the bumpy ride in their dad’s arms is enough to get them giggling again.
  • I feel like he’d be a two kids kinda guy tbh. One hand for each smaller one when they’re walking somewhere.
  • He’d make sure his kids grew up in a really loving environment.  He’d never hold back in his affection for his s/o and it’d end up like those movie moments where he goes in for a kiss and both the kids yell “ewww” and the dad runs to give them smooches on the cheek too (shits cute and i eat it up)

Kunikida Doppo

  • I’ve said this before, but the man has no idea what a baby even is. He reads up on everything he gets his hands on, but its not enough.  He loves his kids, he really does, but at first he doesn’t realize how much it messes with his schedule and it takes him a while to get the hang of it.
  • He’d come off as strict at first but once his kids start to pout, the walls are down and those little monsters have won.
  • His kids like to hang on him when he’s doing work and he masters the art of being able to keep them busy with small tickles to their sides and writing reports at the same time.
  • Regardless of his inexperience, he’s almost always the one to get to the baby in the middle of the night.  The moment his ears register that quiet disgruntled noise he goes full squidward 0 to 1000 in 2.5 seconds

anonymous asked:

List a few things you've ever heard a Walking Dead fan say that made you roll your eyes.

Okay, this is pretty easy, they say stuff like that all the time.

  1. I don’t want Michonne to be with Rick because she’s an independent black woman. (We all know that’s not the reason.)
  2. This is all Rick’s fault!!
  3. Michonne shouldn’t have killed Ron–she didn’t have to kill him–there were other ways she could have angled her sword, CUT OFF HIS ARM OR OR–
  4. I feel like Mchonne is going to die because her storyline is over, she’s done all that she’s needed to do. SHE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED, SO NOW SHE HAS TO DIE!
  5. The ONLY reason why I’m against Richonne is because Rick is MINE!!!!–(So then why were you accepting of him trying to make Jessie his new Lori?)
  6. Glenn should die so Maggie can become a leader.
  7. Morgan is just like Ed/He is so abusive to Carol/it’s his fault!
  8. Why did Abraham break up with Rosita for Sasha?!!! I don’t get it!!!1 Has he seen Rosita? (As if looks had anything to do with it/basically saying Sasha is not attractive enough.)
  9. I never saw Richonne coming! Not in a million years!!!
  10. Tbh, I want Michonne to be the one who was lucilled, I want to see how Rick and Carl react to it.
  11. Michonne should’ve gotten with Tyreese/Morgan/Gabriel. (Notice anything similar about these three characters?)
  12. Rick should’ve gotten with Sasha, though. (How do you even romantically put those two names into one sentence?)
  13. If only Andrea had survived she and Rick could have–(She didn’t, so shut up.)
  14. Not enough zombies this episode!!! Grr! For a show called The Walking Dead you would think–(The show is not just about zombies, the title refers to the characters.)
  15. Episode was sooo boring! No action1!! Everyone just sat around giving heart to hearts!!?!11 Gahhh, I can’t take it!!–(…)
  16. I can’t stand the Walking Dead!! It’s overrated and the fans–(Why are you still here, then?)
  17. No one died last episode!! Why didn’t anyone die!!?? That’s the only reason I watch this show!! To watch people die!!
  18. Michonne is like Carl’s aunt/Rick and Michonne are like siblings!
  19. (Lastly) Rick is the worst leader, he makes the worst decisions ever.

So there you have it, Walking Dead opinions that, in my own opinion, are fucking stupid and make my eyes roll into the back of my head.