never breathe what you can't see

  • Nino: Let me just ask you straight out! Do you believe that ghosts are real? Right now.
  • Max: Uh, no.
  • Nino: Why do you not believe ghosts are real?
  • Max: I've never seen one.
  • Nino: There are a lot of things you can't see that are real!
  • Max: What can't I see?
  • Nino: You can't see gravity! That's real!
  • Max: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
  • Nino, under his breath: Fuck.
The Outsiders Prompts Part ll

a/n: please give cred if you use ty! also requests are open

1. “I wrote you something”

2. “Do you think we’ll ever see each other again?”

3. “You’re so different from everyone else”

4. “If this was the last time you’d see me, what would you say?”

5. “You’re such a cliché”

6. “I know who you are”

7. “I think I just fell for you”

8. “Bite me”

9. “Keep talking like that”

10. “I think about you, like all the time”

11. “You’re blushing so hard!”

12. “What are you doing to me, baby?”

13. “I think we should run right about now”

14. “How are you so blind of my feelings for you!”

15. “You’re scaring me”

16. “You’re my every waking moment”

17. “Hm? Sorry”

18. “What do you want with me?”

19. “You can’t throw me away like a piece of trash”

20. “You disappeared for a while”

21. “I’m unforgettable babe”

22. “I’m walking away now!”

23. “Try to stop me”

24. “I’m rubbing off on you”

25. “Don’t go yet”

26. “You’re the reason I toss and turn at night”

27. “When I look at you it takes the air from my lungs”

28. “I fucked up. I fell for you. I fell for you so hard”

29. “Catch me if you can”

30. “And when you tell me you’re less than perfect it makes me want to shake you and tell you how amazing you truly are”

31. “That’s when time stood still”

32. “You have to do this”

33. “But you’re my dream”

34. “You can keep it if you want”

35. “I've never stopped. I'll never stop”

36. “You know you can use the door”

37. “It’s raining. Let’s go”

38. “Call me once you get there. Just in case”

39. “It’s been a while”

40. “Look up”

41. “Beautiful is an understatement”

42. “Fuck it. Just do it”

43. “I can’t breathe”

44. “You don’t know me”

45. “Take my ring”

46. “What does it look like i’m doing?”

47. “Fuck I love your voice”

48. “Shut up! It’s starting”

49. “Tell me what happened”

50. “God dammit! What the hell were you thinking?”

51. "I don't want to be alone anymore"

52. "I, I just see you standing there so unaware of your beauty. And-And I know I can't have you"

53. "You don't lose me that easily"

54. "It's my choice alright!

55. "I know i'm not good enough"

56. "I never wanted this to happen to you"

57. "You really got me going now"

58. "I had a dream about you"

59. "I thought you wouldn't show"

60. "I like it when you sleep with me. Nothing can hurt you as long as you're here with me"

61. "I did this to you. It's all my fault"

62. "I'm sorry. I happened to you"

63. "Just listen to this for a minute"

64. "Do you trust me?"

65. "It happened. It was amazing. I don't just want to forget about it"

66. "Get off of me!" 

67. "If you so much as look, breathe, think about her so help me god i'll kill you"

68. "Close your eyes"

69. "I'm not gonna hurt you. No ones gonna hurt you"

70. "Don't say that. Please don't say that"

71. "She's the type of person people write songs about"

72. "Let's runaway. Let's just go. Right now. Come with me"

73. "I'm tired of being afraid"

74. "There's smoke in my lungs. There's flowers in yours"

75. "I can see right through you"

76. "Friends, right?"

77. "I want to give you the world. I want to give you everything. But I can't"

78. "Take this. For protection"

79. "Hey now"

80. "Can I cut in?"

81. "Watch this"

82. "I can see the fire in your eyes" "I can see the universe in yours"

83. "I think you're gonna fuck up my entire life"

84. "Stay completely still. Don't move"

85."My dearest Y/N,-"

86. "Come back to me"

87. "You're breaking"

88. "We really loved each other, didn't we?"

89. "What's a pretty little thing like you doing in a place like this?"

90. "Should I stay or should I go?"

91. "You'll wake the neighbors!"

92. "I'm so truly, madly, deeply in love with you"

93. "I'm not leaving you"

94. "I can't see you like this"

95. "Your hands are all greasy!"

96. "You burnt them!"

97. "It seems too good to be true"

98. "Break my heart"

99. "That always turns me on"

100. "-And when the Sun swallows the only earth we have. I'll still be there next to you" 

send in requests!

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Alright then, picture this if you will:
  • 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
  • Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
  • Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
  • Holy fucking shit!
  • Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
  • did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
  • So light in his way,
  • Like an apparition,
  • He had me crying out,
  • "Fuck me,
  • It's gotta be,
  • Deadhead Chemistry,
  • The blotter got right on top of me,
  • Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"
  • And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
  • He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
  • Me. The Chosen One?
  • They chose me!!!
  • And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
  • You better.
  • You better.
  • You better.
  • You better listen.
  • When he looked right through me
  • With somniferous almond eyes.
  • Don't even know what that means
  • Must remember to write it down.
  • This is so real.
  • Like the time he floated away.
  • See my heart is pounding,
  • 'Cause this shit never happens to me.
  • Can't breathe, right now!
  • It was so real.
  • Like I woke up in Wonderland.
  • All sort of terrifying.
  • And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story.
  • And can anyone tell me why
  • you all sound like Peanut's parents
  • Will I ever be coming down?
  • This is so real.
  • Finally it's my lucky day.
  • See my heart is racing,
  • 'Cause this shit never happens to me.
  • Can't breathe, right now!
  • You believe me, don't you?
  • Please believe what I just said, see they're telling true.
  • And this wasn't all in my head.
  • See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,
  • Then they showed me something.
  • I don't even know where to begin.
  • STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED.
  • I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?
  • CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.
  • GOD DAMN. SHIT THE BED!
  • (high... I I I I I... high... I I I I I)
  • (high)
  • Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
  • Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
  • Born to bear and read to all
  • The details of our ending.
  • To write it down for all the world to see.
  • But I forgot my pen,
  • Shit the bed again,
  • Typical.
  • STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED.
  • I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?
  • SUNKIST AND SUDAFED, GYROSCOPES AND INFRARED.
  • WON'T HELP, BRAIN DEAD.
  • CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.
  • GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED!
  • I...!!!
  • CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME.
  • CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME TO MAKE ME OUT TO BE A HERO!!!
  • Can't remember what they said.
  • OH NO, HELP NOW.
  • Can't remember what they said.
  • DON'T KNOW.
  • WON'T KNOW.
  • GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED!
INTJ and ESFP conversation (based off of the interactions between me and my sister)
  • INTJ: *quietly sitting alone watching a complicated, 3 hour long movie*
  • ESFP: *comes in at 2.5 hour mark*
  • ESFP: HI FRIEND
  • INTJ: Oh God.
  • ESFP: WHATCHA UP TO
  • INTJ: Movie.
  • ESFP: Cool!! What's it about??
  • INTJ: It's hard to explain. It's been playing already for a while.
  • ESFP: Cool. I'll come watch too.
  • INTJ: *closes eyes and mentally prepares for the coming interactions*
  • ESFP: *tries to sit in INTJ's lap and breathes heavily in INTJ's face*
  • INTJ: Oh my God get off.
  • ESFP: But you never want to cuddle.
  • INTJ: *detects internal chemical process called "guilt"* Okay. Fine. Just try not to move and please don't talk.
  • ESFP: 'kay.
  • ESFP:
  • ESFP:
  • ESFP: *points at character on screen* Who's that?
  • INTJ: She's--
  • ESFP: *sees dog* OH NO DOES THE DOG DIE???
  • ESFP: I CAN'T WATCH THIS MOVIE IF THE DOG DIES
  • INTJ: *deep sigh* I don't know. I have not seen this movie before.
  • ESFP:
  • ESFP: INTJ. DOES IT.
  • INTJ: I DON'T KNOW ESFP I JUST SAID THAT I DON"T KNOW
  • ESFP: ...sorry.
  • INTJ: It's okay. Just please be quiet.
  • ESFP: 'kay.
  • ESFP: *fidgets constantly*
  • ESFP: *sneezes on INTJ's knee*
  • ESFP: *hums*
  • ESFP: *makes weird unidentifiable noise involving tongue and nose*
  • INTJ: I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
  • Tuffnut: Let me just ask you straight out! Do you believe that ghosts are real? Right now.
  • Astrid: Uh, no.
  • Tuffnut: Why do you not believe ghosts are real?
  • Astrid: I've never seen one.
  • Tuffnut: There are a lot of things you can't see that are real!
  • Astrid: What can't I see?
  • Tuffnut: You can't see gravity! That's real!
  • Astrid: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
  • Tuffnut [under his breath]: Fuck.
  • Finn: Let me just ask you straight out! Do you believe that ghosts are real? Right now.
  • Bubblegum: Uh, no.
  • Finn: Why do you not believe ghosts are real?
  • Bubblegum: I've never seen one.
  • Finn: There are a lot of things you can't see that are real!
  • Bubblegum: What can't I see?
  • Finn: You can't see gravity! That's real!
  • Bubblegum: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
  • Finn [under his breath]: Fuck.
Evanescence {Sentence Starters}
  • "You don't remember me, but I remember you."
  • "And in the end, I guess I had to fall."
  • "So, I don't know what's real and what's not!"
  • "I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone."
  • "Hello, hello, remember me?"
  • "Call my name and save me from the dark."
  • "Must be exhausting to lose your own game."
  • "Here in the darkness, I know myself."
  • "I can't go on living this way, and I can't go back the way I came."
  • "You don't have to lay your life down."
  • "Save me from the nothing I've become."
  • "I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you."
  • "Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself!"
  • "You never call me when you're sober."
  • "Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone."
  • "There's just too much that time cannot erase."
  • "I have to be with you to live, to breathe."
  • "Still can't find what keeps me here."
  • "Have you forgotten all I know and all we had?"
  • "I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears."
  • "Wanna see you try to take a swing at me."
  • "I've been believing in something so distant, as if I was human."
  • "Why are you trying to make fun of me?"
  • "Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just leave me!"
  • "You believed in me, but I'm broken."
  • "I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming."
  • "One day we won't feel this pain anymore."
  • "I wish that you would just leave!"
  • "All of my hate cannot be bound."
  • "I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems."
  • "I'm just as scared as you!"
  • "But, I didn't mean to hurt you."
  • "Your face, it haunts my once pleasant dreams."
  • "I have nothing left, and all I feel is this cruel wanting."

anonymous asked:

Dude why do you support the EU when they and Germany completely trashed Greece? Like can't you see it's a dampened form of imperialism

*deep breath*

tldr: no,

long pls read: guys, can we please stop misusing the word imperialism around this goddamned website?

Really?

Now:

  • er, were you around last year when I spent two full weeks if not one month trashing germany/merkel/christine lagarde for what was happening in greece? I 100% wholly thoroughly thought it was shitty/horrible/disgusting, I signed every petition I could on the matter, I put money in that fundraising to pay for greece’s national debt even if I knew it was never gonna succeed and I also thoroughly made sure everyone I talked to knew my opinion about it. is the EU perfect? no. like hell it is. I mean, look at the refugee policy or the austerity policies that have pretty much crippled my own country for now. I know the EU can suck. I also know the EU has to be re-thought and it needs updating and now I think the higher ups also got the deal but.
  • it’s not fucking imperialist.
  • first, the greece situation also happened because of what their own corrupt government did in the last twenty years - go look at it - and because they could thanks to the reagan/thatcher shitty af economical policies that they pushed in the eighties that made everyone think state supervision shouldn’t be a thing when it comes to loans/investments in a country LOOK AT HOW THE FUCK IT TURNED OUT. it was a 50/50 blame thing because the greek government fucked up and put itself in the situation it was in and the EU instead of acting with some sense ended up punishing the regular people who lived there and had no responsibility for that situation, and it was horrible. still, it wasn’t the EU GRATUITOUSLY fucking greece over because they could. was it before the 2008 crisis? spoilers: no.
  • second: do you know what being in the EU means? If the above wasn’t clear…
  • free trade market. do you know what it means to have a free trade market? so much that the british are desperately trying to access it for free now that they said they wanted out. it’s convenient for everyone and for places that export a lot (ie: italy) it is because it means there’s incentives to buy stuff.
  • a common currency. if we still had the lira, we’d be fucked. the euro was the best thing that happened to europe as a whole in the last twenty years and no one convinces me of less. it means that we’re a stronger economical block against the US and Russia and whatnot, it means that you can afford a better life than you could before the euro, it means I don’t have to change my currency wherever I go and I have an immediate idea of how much I’m spending or how much I’m paid in comparison to other countries. you imagine if every state in the US had a difference currency?
  • also the EU finances a lot of projects everywhere in the continent that couldn’t be afforded otherwise. it finances the fucking metro in naples. it finances university projects and gives money for PhD research and gives out study grants and being in it is also what allows some countries to have completely free education and most of others to keep the prices affordable for everyone, and sorry but I do believe that if you want an education you shouldn’t have to sell a kidney for it.
  • free movement of people: man, this is a globalized world. I want to travel. I want to meet people. I want a chance to work somewhere else if I want to. you know what that means? that if I want to go live in germany I can without getting a visa, that I don’t pay extra taxes for it and I’m considered the same as a german citizen, if I want to go study in france it’s the same. that incentives people to travel and the more you travel and see the rest of the world or at least your continent the less bigoted and the more tolerant you’ll grow up. that’s fucking fundamental. I grew up with the schengen treatise. I’d be fucking devastated if we closed the borders again and stopped the free circulation of people in this continent. closing borders and going back to tend to our own garden is not the way to go if we want to get anyfuckingwhere. and if it means I get a bunch of eastern european/community immigrants come into my country looking for a job/a better future, then I’M GLAD THEY’RE COMING. I really fucking am.
  • repeat: the 90s were a fairly good period to grow up in wasn’t it, but never mind. I grew up in a world where I was a european, I lived in italy which was a european continent, I didn’t need visas or passports to go anywhere else, I could travel wherever I wanted in the continent as if I was that country’s citizen, I don’t believe in closed borders because the only way to encourage integration, confrontation and prevent conflicts - why do you think there hasn’t been a war in between EU countries (let’s not count the balkans) since WWII was over and we had the longest period of peace in the entire history of the continent? Spoilers: because the fucking EU was there promoting an idea of having things in common and opening up the borders instead of fighting each other
  • and I’m way too invested in that idea to give up the EU because if you have to be in it then you can’t just have advantages.
  • also, the EU isn’t fucking imperialist. as long as your economy isn’t fucking up the rest of the union’s it generally can’t give two fucks about what you do in your own country. why do you think B was elected thrice? because if the EU was an imperialist power I can 100% assure you that angela merkel or anyone else who was in charge at the moment and hated his guts because he was an embarrassment to all of us would have never let him get re-elected. greece was an economical fail. not a political fail. it became that was because it was an economical fail and believe me I’m the first person to criticize that they went and fucked things up further with them the moment they elected a government that might not necessarily dance to the music christine lagarde & germany played, but it started from the economics.
  • the EU forces no one to be in it. if you want to be in it, you have to apply. if you want to leave, you can ask for it as we all seen lately. no one was forced to be in the EU. everyone who’s in it wanted to be in it because it’s convenient and automatically boosts your economy the moment you are inside it.
  • seriously, it’s not imperialism. watered down or not.

Originally posted by agentmlovestacos

tldr: there’s plenty good reasons to be in the EU, criticizing it from the inside if you want it to change is better than being on the outside without any power and I’d quite like to keep on living in a world without borders or people who think building walls between countries is a good idea. the last time it was a good idea it was probably when emperor adrian built one in between england and scotland, but I think that time’s passed.

  • Darth Vader: You should never have come back, old man.
  • Old Ben: *fights*
  • Ghost!Qui-Gon: *appears*
  • Darth Vader: ?
  • Old Ben: !!!
  • Ghost!Qui-Gon: Hello.
  • Old Ben: HELLO? HELLO!? Can't yOU SEE WHAT he BECaME?!!?
  • Ghost!Qui-Gon: *looks at Vader*
  • Darth Vader: *heavy breathing*
  • Ghost!Qui-Gon: Nice suit you got there, my boy. ;)
  • Darth Vader: Thank you, master.
  • Qui-Gon: *hugs Vader, and Vader hugs him back*
  • Old Ben: *ignored* ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!?
Sentence Starters {Lord of the Rings: Two Towers Edition}
  • "I know. It's all wrong..."
  • "There's some good in this world... and it's worth fighting for.
  • "What we need is a few good taters."
  • "What are we holding on to?"
  • "Oh come on, we can take 'em!"
  • "Leave now, and never come back!"
  • "I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me!"
  • "A red sun rises... blood has been spilled this night.
  • "You have some skill with a blade."
  • "Leave me alone, snake!"
  • "I fear neither death nor pain."
  • "You're late... you look terrible."
  • "Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?"
  • "What can men do against such reckless hate?"
  • "Whatever luck you live by... let's hope it lasts the night."
  • "Keep breathing. That's the key. Breathe."
  • "Look at them... They're frightened. You can see it in their eyes."
  • "There is no promise you can make that I can trust."
6

i truly cannot gif to save my life, but…do you ever just….think about myka’s face in instinct….. [clutches chest]

Plethysmograph
Jello Biafra & The Melvins
Plethysmograph

Jello Biafra with The Melvins - Plethysmograph

“Don’t let it expand
 Can’t trick the Plethysmograph!

Little girls and boys, panties past their thighs
Try not to rise
3 strokes you’re out!
Comely amputees, scratch themselves for fleas
Down at Muscle Beach
3 strokes you’re out!
Grand Wizard Newt in a sailor suit
Dancing with a flute
3 strokes you’re out!
Brazilian babes titties made of clay
Spread their waxy legs for Great Danes.

Who invents this stuff? Do their kids join cults?
What do they fantasize to get themselves off?
Wanna see child porn? Join the vice squad!
In the name of correction we play with all we want.”

Katrina Kaif  Vidyut Jamwal

notyouraveragealpha88  asked:

Soo this isn't really a question..just my humble opinion on the premiere of Zero. I don't know what you were worried about, the first two eps were INCREDIBLE!! Even only 2 eps in, seeing Mel and Perry as the people they used to be before Silas really got a hold of them is magical and really shows the character growth they continue to go through. I never knew connecting the dots could be so much fun. I can't wait to see how you go about revealing the rest!

I am always worried, it comes with being a writer. You get anxious, you forget to eat, to breathe, you constantly feel like throwing up. You can’t swallow.  I’m on medication for the worst of my anxiety, but let me tell you, the moments before those episodes when live to the Internet Writ Large (And our amazing fandom/thousands of followers) were nerve-wrecking. I cleaned my entire kitchen just to distract myself and then went out. I’ve never done something like this before, just the shorts from last season. I was less worried that one time I had to act (never again).  So thank you for your kind words.

And yeah, that was one of the best parts about the constraints of our timeline, going back into the past. It so exciting! We get to see Carmilla before Laura! (And Laura reacting to Carmilla before Laura.) And baby Perry and Mel and Kirsch. And some excellent VHS and Chill for the present to keep everything current and allow Laura and Carmilla a chance to breathe - they’ve both been through a lot recently and this is good. VHS and Chill.

We get to use this wonderful opportunity that @ubykotex has given us to showcase their product, show how much people can change over the years in college. And to get into the whys of it. Also tell a zany story and talk about menstruation and buck the societal stigma about periods. I mean, this was in the news just yesterday. It’s 2015. Let’s talk about periods.

Dawn Of The Locusts
Jello Biafra With The Melvins
Dawn Of The Locusts

Jello Biafra with The Melvins - Dawn Of The Locusts

Profiled as bad seeds
Since before we could read
Monkey wrenching World Orders
Is how we party
-
We won’t buy and we’ll try

To torch all you hold dear
From the inside out

We’ve come for your children
We’ve come for your friends
To save them from becoming
Respectable citizens

A prank a day
Keeps the dogleash away
Join the new Boston Tea Party

You can’t have us, You can’t have us
You can’t have our money
You can’t have our time
You can’t have our souls
You can’t have our lives

Termites are loose in the house of cards
Rise! RISE!
All hail the magic plague.”

  • Keith: *quietly sitting alone watching a complicated, 3 hour long movie*
  • Lance: *comes in at 2.5 hour mark*
  • Lance: Keith, my man!
  • Keith: Oh God...
  • Lance: WHATCHA UP TO
  • Keith: Movie.
  • Lance: Cool!! What's it about??
  • Keith: It's hard to explain. It's been playing already for a while.
  • Lance: Cool. I'll come watch too.
  • Keith: *closes eyes and mentally prepares for the coming interactions*
  • Lance: *tries to sit in Keith's lap and breathes heavily in Keith's face*
  • Keith: Oh my God get off.
  • Lance: But you never want to cuddle.
  • Keith: *detects internal chemical process called "guilt"* Okay. Fine. Just try not to move and please don't talk.
  • Lance: 'kay.
  • Lance:
  • Lance:
  • Lance: *points at character on screen* Who's that?
  • Keith: She's--
  • Lance: *sees dog* OH NO DOES THE DOG DIE???
  • Lance: I CAN'T WATCH THIS MOVIE IF THE DOG DIES
  • Keith: *deep sigh* I don't know. I have not seen this movie before.
  • Lance:
  • Lance: Keith. DOES IT.
  • Keith: I DON'T KNOW /LANCE/ I JUST SAID THAT I DON"T KNOW
  • Lance: ...sorry.
  • Keith: It's okay. Just please be quiet.
  • Lance: 'kay.
  • Lance: *fidgets constantly*
  • Lance: *sneezes on Keith's knee*
  • Lance: *hums*
  • Lance: *makes weird unidentifiable noise involving tongue and nose*
  • Keith: I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
A tutorial; How To Get The Girl
  • Step 1: After six months of being a complete asswipe you finally realise how much you miss you're girl and you make the conscious decision to go and try and win her back. You have to make a promise to yourself that you will never hurt her again and you will also be there. If you can't make that promise then don't even try because she is way to good for you.
  • Step 2: Now you have made the mental decision to get her back you need to go and meet her. You put on your best outfit and get in your car and drive to her house. You should go in the middle of the night preferably winter time because chances are it will rain which makes it all the more romantic.
  • Step 3: You get to her house and park in the drive way. The rain is now pouring and you run to her front door. You spend the first 10 minutes pacing in front of her door cause you're nerves. What if she rejects you? What if she's found someone else? What if you broke her and she can't stand you? You have to take the chance. The rain is gradually getting heavier and you are now soaked from head to toe. You are shivering and you finally knock on her door.
  • Step 4: You will regret the decision instantly and start to head back to your car "I'm so stupid I broke her, she's never gonna take me back" you think but the door opens and you see the her standing there. In her pyjamas and her messy bed head no make up or anything you're breath is taken away. She is so beautiful and you left her all alone.
  • Step 5: She will look angry at first l, as she should, you left her and chances are she wants nothing to do with you and as she is about to slam the door in your face she will notice something. She will notice how pale your face is and how you can't stop shivering, then she will notice the rain and how freezing you must be and her heart will go out to you. Remember, she's loved you once and chances are she still loves you now but she is too stubborn to say so. She is a strong, independent women who doesn't want to go back to you and she doesn't have to, she's fine on her own but she can't deny the love she feels for you. So she will take your arm and yank you in the house while shouting a "Are you insane? You must be freezing you idiot!"
  • Step 6: She will be rubbing her hand up and down your forearm but then realise that you aren't together and she shouldn't be doing that so she will step away from you and mumble a "What are you doing here." That's you're time to shine. You tell her it's been a long six months and you were too afraid and stupid to tell her what you want and how you really want.
  • Step 7: This is when you get desperate, you start to talk really fast and say stuff like "I want you for worse and for better, I would wait forever and ever broke your heart I'll put it back together, I would wait forever and ever."
  • Step 8: She will look taken back and a little bit skeptical, she will not take you back straight away, you have to do more. So you pull out you're wallet because we all know you still keep that picture of the two of you in there. The one where you took her by surprise and kissed her cheek right as the picture was taken and she was mad at you for it, she said she looked horrid in it but you reassured her that she looked as beautiful as ever. Show her that picture and re tell her that story and tell her how sorry you are and you just want it to be like that again, like "old times."
  • Step 9: You tell her how crazy you must have been cause trust me, you were when you left her all alone. How you were stupid and you've grown and you will never leave her again. Tell her you are sorry for leaving her alone without an explanation. So in short, get off you're high horse and say sorry.
  • Step 10: You follow these steps and she will open up to you. She will hug you tightly and maybe even cry a little into your chest. She will tell you not to leave, she will tell you to stay, forever.
  • Step 11: You tell her you want her forever and ever and you will never be an asswipe again.
  • There we go, a step-by-step instruction on how you win your girl back, follow these and you will get your girl back.
  • Disclaimer - May result in restraining order.