never again will i do one of these based off a tour video

Anniversary Surprise

Not requested, but here’s some dad!shawn, based off of this video where Lee Brice’s wife surprised him on tour with their sons, and the boys ran out onstage in the middle of the show. It is absolutely adorable and heartwarming. 

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Your four year old is in your arms, and your seven year old is standing next to you watching Shawn perform from backstage. This is the first time you’re seeing him in person in three weeks, and he doesn’t even know you’re here yet. You secretly flew out to Seattle to surprise him for your anniversary, and as far as you know, he has no idea that you’re here. The boys are bouncing with excitement. They’re so happy to finally see their dad again. Three weeks is a long time for little boys.  

After a few songs, Shawn is singing one of his newer songs, one he actually wrote for your boys, which is why it is the perfect time for the surprise. You put your youngest down, and tell both boys to “Go to daddy.” They don’t need any more prompting, as the two of them walk onto the stage. Shawn is facing the crowd so he doesn’t see them coming from behind, but the crowd does, and the screaming gets louder. You can see your boys’ nervousness and hesitance being in front of so many people at first, but they just run for their dad, knowing they’re always safe with him. 

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Here is the transcript from the panel only including the actual questions, for the people who cant watch / don’t have time / or who were triggered by some of the topics discussed. 

All of the personal stories have been removed, this is just the questions that the fans asked and Jack answered. Some questions were left out as i either couldn’t hear it properly or they were too complicated to write out (only one or two). Enjoy!

Fan: I wanted to know if you could speak another language?

Jack: Uh, kinda? I mean- I barely speak english, so. I speak a small bit of Irish, French, Danish, a little bit of Korean. Not very well!


Fan: I have a serious question, do you want to go to prom with me?

Jack: I was waiting for some very strong political commentary or something. Dude i’ll go to prom with you! I’m not a cheap date though. Im gonna need a limo, a dress, flowers.. Ok, sure. No problem. Hit me up. Hit me up in the DMs. Slide into them DMs man.


Fan: Do you prefer the original ghostbusters or the remake?

Jack: What do you think? It’s like- Do you like to eat pizza, or do you like to eat garbage? Does that answer your question? [laughs]


Fan: What’s your favourite song?

Jack: Im gonna have to go with the opening to Peppa Pig. It’s the best. It’s hard to top that. [snorts] [quietly sings Peppa Pig theme song]


Fan: Whats your favourite soundtrack from a game?

Jack: Oh, Jesus. See, everyone wants me to say Undertale, and that’s a good one, but i’m going to have to go with Shadow of the Colossus. And thats not just because its my favourite game ever, i think the soundtrack is really good and it really compliments that game as well. And its epic, you should work out to that soundtrack. Just like, battling titans, its amazing.


Fan: Since you don’t like Guinness, what kind of beer do you like?

Jack: See i’m like the worst irishman. I like beer but it’s like, Miller and Coors. Im so not patriotic at all. I like light beers. Im sorry everybody!


Fan: Do you like Twenty One Pilots and if so, what’s your favourite song by them?

Jack: I started off listening to their Blurry Face album- [Audience cheers] Man, thats all i have to talk about is Twenty One Pilots and then i’m good? [Audience cheers again] My favourite song from them is Lame Boy.


Fan: I wanted to know what your favourite storyline series is on the channel? Aside from Shadow of the Colossus.

Jack: Oh god, hit me with all the big questions. I don’t know, there’s a lot of good ones that i’ve played that have really good stories. My current favourite one is Night in the Woods. I love it, it’s just so weird! “Im a total trash mammal”. But probably Undertale. I’m not pandering either, i really like it.


Fan: Is there something that you wanted to try in the next year that you haven’t tried before?

Jack: Hmm, how much am i allowed to say… One thing that i want to try more of, and i’ve said this in videos, is to try and do this kind of thing in a touring fashion. To try and go around- because we always go to these events, and we always go to panels at them, but not everyone can come to this and there’s people watching at home- Hi people at home! [waves at camera] So it kind of sucks because all of these events go on in places that certain people can’t get to. So im going to try and do a thing- its not going to be anything crazy. We’re just going to try and do a thing where we go to more places and try and do more of these at different venues. Hopefully, i don’t know how that’s going to work, we need to test it out first. It could be awful. But hopefully we can get it done.


Fan: What video was the most fun for you to make?

Jack: Oh god, there’s like four million of them. I don’t know, it’s different because different things are fun for different reasons. Recording certain series- recording Shadow of the Colossus was really fun because its my favourite game, and then recording The Last Guardian was awesome because that was the sequel to that. And then recording with these guys [gestures to Mark, Ethan, etc] is awesome as well because we always laugh a lot. Different games for different reasons, certain things that- well, its more the ones that stand out to me more so the ones that are ‘fun’. It’s easy to have fun but its hard for a game to have a huge impact on you. 

So two games that come to mind that have had a huge impact on me was ‘That Dragon, Cancer’ because thats just a rollercoaster from start to finish. That and ‘The Beginners Guide’ was a big one for me. Because i remember when i finished recording that video i was like “Ok, people are going to like this. I love this, this was a good thing to record.” And it was a nice experience to share and i don’t often get to do that with games. Like its fun to do Happy Wheels and everything, but at the end of the day they all kind of blend together. These are the ones that stand out, and it’s the one that stand out and sit there for a very long time that mean the most to you. Not that they were the most fun to record, but they were the ones to kind of stay with me the longest.


Fan: Is there a game that you play that you’re not very fond of?

Jack: Ooo, good one. I don’t know, i don’t think there is. If there’s ever a game that i’m not really fond of i just don’t play it. I think that goes for a lot of people. Or if i get bored of something i usually stop playing it. Well a lot of games i don’t know what they’re going to be like until i play it. God i wish i had an example, im bad at this. What videos have i recorded?


Fan: If you were to discover a planet in outer space, what would you name that planet?

Jack: Well, Uranus is taken. So im going to have to go with Urectum.


Fan: What kept you motivated throughout your entire YouTube career even when things seemed like they would never go your way?

Jack: Its going to sound like a cop out, but literally the people who watch the videos. I know it sounds cheesy and it sounds like you’re pandering to the people, but thats the real reason. There’s always a time when you’re uploading stuff that you don’t know if its going to do well or you don’t know if people are going to like it, and sometimes it just takes off and people love it. Then there’s always the times when you feel really down and you can go into the comments or go on Instagram or Tumblr or Twitter or something, and you can see people saying really nice things, or you will see them drawing fan art of the game that you’ve played or telling you their story. Like the people who have come up and said that you’ve helped them a lot, its that kind of stuff that keeps you going. 

Because it’s very easy when you’re doing YouTube to get very jaded by it, because there’s a lot of- like when you get super involved in it and you do it as your job and you’re doing it day after day all the time, its very easy for it to consume you and to make you feel a bit cynical about everything. I don’t know, like you kind of take for granted what you have. So its when you do things like this, when you meet people, when you hear their stories and you hear how much what you do means to them, even if you think its silly, that keeps you going. Because you mean a lot for other people, as much as the people mean for you when they watch your videos. It’s a very back and forth thing and i definitely think its the viewers who watch your content.


Fan: Does pineapple belong on pizza?



Fan: What do you want to say to all of the haters of pineapple on pizza out there?

Jack: Fuck you. There’s two types of people in the world, people who like pineapple on pizza, and people who are wrong [points at Mark]


Fan: When the full release [of Subnautica] comes out in May, are you going to re-do the series?

Jack: Yes. I mean, i feel like i kind of have to. Well i’ll probably skip a lot of the similar stuff like building bases and farming things [can’t hear what he said here] and whatever we haven’t seen or if stuff has changed or anything like that. I will definitely do it again, i love that game. The more Subnautica i get to play, the better. Its like the best game ever.


Fan: How is it like to make people smile every day?

Jack: It’s the best, man. Its awesome. It’s weird when you do- like i know that YouTube, what we do, people don’t consider it a job, but it is a job. And not a lot of people get to have that sort of feedback in their job or their line of work or the stuff that they like to do, or in their hobbies even. So its really cool that the stuff that we get to do that makes us happy, in turn reflects and makes other people happy, which in turn makes us happy, then it makes you happy. So its a really cool thing. I love it. I can’t imagine myself doing anything else anymore and it’s the best feeling in the world.


Fan: What’s a big goal that you want to achieve this year or in the next coming years?

Jack: Its like talking to a guidance counsellor again, like, ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’. I don’t know, happy? [laughs]

Fan: It’s ok, happy is good. Stay happy!

Jack: I will try my best. As i said in the other question, i hope to do touring, and there’s other stuff that i’m trying to get done, that i can’t really say anything about and we don’t know if they’re going to happen or not so i don’t want to put stuff out there. As i said in the new years video i did, i just want to try and reach my potential or at least push past that. Because again, it’s very easy to just get complacent and just upload videos and do whatever, but you need to have that drive and that fire in you to keep going and try new things. I really want to try new things because i keep putting it off a lot of the time like, ‘oh, i have to make videos today i don’t have time for that.’ 

So i want to try and do more, and try and do bigger and better things because i always see other people do bigger and better things and its really inspiring. I want to try and reach that kind of potential as well. And i want to surprise people more than anything. I don’t want to just do the same thing over and over again and people think ‘oh its the loud, swearing Irishman.’ That’s cool, and that’s going to be on my gravestone, but i want to do more, and i want to as i said, surprise people and maybe do stuff that people thought i couldn’t do or stuff that i didn’t think i could do. I don’t know what that is, but we will find out together.


Fan: What’s it like knowing that thousands, millions of people support you in your dream even though 95% of them you’ve never met?

Jack: That is a weird thing, isn’t it? Because i always meet people and like all you guys here, a lot of you know who i am, some of you probably don’t, you probably just wandered in here, saw a crowd and was like ‘sure, whats going on in here?’ [laughs] So its really weird when you meet people and they know so much about you but you know almost nothing about them. Or maybe you know their username or their avatar and stuff like that, so i don’t know, it’s really bizarre. It’s a really surreal feeling, it’s awesome, i love that. I love that when you do YouTube you can reach so many different people, and not just world wide, there is so many people in different countries that speak languages that i had never even heard spoken, that you can see watched your video and im like, how? That kind of stuff is just so cool. I’m always fascinated by it. I don’t think i’ll ever stop being fascinated by it.


Fan: When did you and Signe meet? And how?

Jack: We actually met through Tumblr, which is really weird. Whenever i tell people that, they are kind of like ‘Oh.. i don’t know..’ Oh, we have five minutes! Ok, really fast. So, i was on Tumblr one day, and i was looking at a cool thing, and then she was like ‘hey dude wassup’ and i was like ‘yo girl wassup’ and then i was like ‘oh awesome.. thats pretty cool’ [laughs] 

No, she had drawn some stuff of me a long time ago and then we just got talking. I can’t remember what we got talking about first, i’m terrible. And then i needed- I asked her if i could use one of her pieces of art in a thumbnail for a fan game that was done, so we just kind of got talking through that. And then she was doing a livestream on her birthday, and she was drawing me in it, so i stopped in, creepily. And i just said, “Hey, you better draw me pretty.” as a joke and she said “Go fuck yourself.” so i was like [nods head] Suh dude? [laughs] Its not just some magical fairytale, i didn’t ride in on a white horse brandishing a blade. I’m such a Casanova, right?

Is That Her?

Prompt: Hi! Your writing is amazing x)! I was wondering if I could request a one-shot where Steve and the reader are dating and they’re both heroes but they don’t realize the other person is a hero, if that makes sense, and they only find out the other is a hero when they’re working together to fight a common enemy. Thank you so much if you do decide to write this :)

So I did it a little differently than the prompt asks, but I did my best! Hope you like it  xxsound-and-silencexx


“I can’t, Nick. I have a date tonight!”

Nick Fury lets out an exasperated huff, “I don’t really care what you have planned. You are a SHIELD asset and I need you at SHIED. I’m going to introduce you to the Avengers. Your skills are going to be needed on their next mission”

You let out a huff and debate on just hanging up on him, but eventually decide against it, “Fine. I’ll cancel my date, but next time I want at least 24 hour notice. You know that I hate last minute shit”

“You aren’t in the place to demand anything, Sparrow”

“Funny, Patchy. I think it’s you who can’t demand anything of me. I’ve already paid back my debts to SHIELD. I’m only a contractor at this point” You snap. You hate it when Fury forgets that you’re a private contractor now. Your SHELD days are officially over, but sometimes Fury will call in a favor to try and get you back on the payroll.

You can almost hear Fury grit his teeth, “You were one of SHIELD’s greatest assets. I would greatly appreciate it if you would come in this afternoon”


This time Fury does growl, “I will endeavor to give you more notice and not interfere with your plans”


“I apologize for the short notice”

“Thank you! God! It’s like pulling teeth to get an apology out of you!”

“Be here at 1800 … please”

You roll your eyes, “I’ll be there, but I’m not wearing my suit, and I don’t want them to either. I’m not doing the whole pissing contest thing with a bunch of spies, super soldiers, and geniuses”


“Good. I’ll make sure I’m there, and I swear that if I get stopped by security again I won’t be as nice as I was last time.”

“Understood, Sparrow. I will give them fair warning”

“Goodbye, Director”

Once you hang up with Fury, you quickly put in a call to your date, Stevie. The two of you had met on an online dating site and had instantly clicked. He was on because his friends thought that if he met someone it would help him get reintegrated into society, and you were on because it was difficult to look for dates while being a superhero. The two of you talk every day, both over the phone and video chats, but had never met in person, today was supposed to be that day. Now though, you would have to cancel.

Stevie picks up on the first ring, “Hey, Y/N! I was actually about to call you.”

You can’t help but smile, “Oh really, couldn’t wait for tonight?”

He chuckles, “That’s actually what I wanted to talk to you about, doll. I’m afraid that I have to cancel. Something came up at work, and I’ll be there until late”

Letting out a breathy chuckle you close your eyes in relief. You really hate to cancel plans, and now you won’t feel guilty, “That’s fine, babe. It’s actually what I was gonna say too. An old boss of mine needs my help tonight”

Stevie chuckles, “Well at least I don’t have to feel guilty for canceling! We’ll just have to reschedule our date”

“Yeah, Stevie we definitely will! I’ll text you after my meeting tonight, alight?”

“Alright, doll. I’ll talk to you later. I really am sorry that we can’t go on out date tonight”

“You’ll just have to make it up to me then, won’t you?”

“Of course, doll”

“Bye, Stevie”

“Bye, Y/N”

You stroll into SHIELD at 1755, and make your way to Fury’s office. “Hey, Nick!”

Fury is standing by his desk, “You are late”

Checking your watch you smirk, “Not late. You said that the meeting is at 1800, it’s 1758, technically I’m early”

Fury just rolls his eyes, “Let’s go. The Avengers are waiting for us”

You smirk and fall is beside Fury, “So what is their next mission?”

“We need to track down the last of HYDRA, and the files on the Winter Soldier. I need you’re ties with HYDRA to do that”

Immediately you freeze, “No. I told you that I will never infiltrate HYDRA again. Last time I did that they captured and tortured me, not again.”

Nick stops and turns to look at you, “Their mission is at the base where you were captured. You have intimate knowledge of the areas and layout of the facility that they will need if they are going to be successful in their mission. I would like you accompany them, but at the very least I need you to be on the comms with them”

“I’ll be on the comms with them, but I just … I can’t go in there again, Nick”

He places a hand on your shoulder, “I may be an asshole, Y/N, but I would never hurt any of my assets on purpose.”

You nod stiffly, “I know. Now” You shake off the phantom pain from your time in the HYDRA facility, “Let’s go meet your newest pet project”

As soon as you walk into the conference room you freeze, “Stevie?”

He looks up, “Y/N? What are you doing here?”

“I’m here to help the Avengers on their next mission”

Suddenly two men lean toward Stevie, “Is that her?”

From their voices, they sound like Sam and Bucky, who are constantly shouting the background whenever you’re video chatting with Steve. “Yeah, that’s Y/N” Steve turns back to you, “I didn’t know you worked for SHIELD”

“I’m a private contractor, actually. Nick just calls me in when he needs my help, and on this particular mission I think I’ll be of use to you guys”

Fury steps forward, “Yes. This is Y/N, code name Sparrow …”

Suddenly a blond man shoots up in his chair, Clint, your mind supplies, “No way! You’re a legend here! The only one to survive …”

“As I was saying, she will be providing inside information on HYDRA facility that is known to have the last information on Project Rebirth and on the Winter Soldier”

The only other woman present, who you assume is Natasha Romanoff speaks up, “Why do we need her? James was a HYDRA asset for 70 years, why can’t we just use his knowledge?”

Fury locks his one eye on her, “Y/N has an intimate knowledge of this particular facility, and according to the files we have the Winter Soldier was never brought there.”

Steve is still staring at you, assessing you, “Why do you have such an intimate knowledge of this facility?”

You tense, but Nick steps in, talking quietly, “You don’t have to tell them”

“No, I do” You square your shoulders and look up, meeting Steve’s eyes, “One year ago, on my last SHIELD mission, I was sent to infiltrate and steal top secret HYDRA files. Unfortunately, my handler at the time was a HYDRA spy, and gave away my position. I was captured and tortured for three months before SHIELD was able to figure out what happened. By the time I was rescued, I had valuable information on the layout of the HYDRA base. The others that were captured with me … they didn’t make it. I tried to keep the scientist’s attentions on me, but sometimes the experiments they would run on me, would have a different effect on the others. So yes, Agent Barton, I am the only one to survive in Croatia, and no, that isn’t something that I’m proud of”

Everyone is quiet when you finish your explanation, Fury is the one to speak up, “I’ll leave you here, Y/N, to get to know your new team. Tony has already said that you can stay at his tower in order to get to know everyone”

You stiffen, “That is a very kind offer, Mr. Stark. However, I have my own apartment”

“You will be staying in Avengers Tower. I want you all to be running smoothly by the end of the week. You can’t do that if you stay in your apartment”

“Director …”

“No arguments. SHIELD is currently your employer, and this is part of your mission parameters.”


The Avengers look on, amused, and Tony has been surprisingly silent through the whole thing. You wonder if he actually offered you a place to stay, or if he was ordered to house you.

Once Fury leaves you turn back to face the Avengers, “I promise that you don’t have to let me stay at the tower. I really do have my own place. I don’t want to encroach on any of your space, and I know that having a stranger stay in your home is not fun”

Tony waves away your concern, “I have an entire floor for guests, so it’s fine. Anyway …” Suddenly he smirks, “so you’re the girl who has Capsicle all hot and bothered.”


Steve’s protests are waved off, “I also know that this is the first time you’re seeing him in person. So did you know that the guy you met online is Captain America?”

You let out a chuckle, “I didn’t actually! That’s usually something that comes up on the first date, and we haven’t managed to have one of those yet”

Steve chuckles, “At least I don’t have to worry about you only dating me because I’m Captain America”

Bucky snorts, “Don’t get cocky, punk. You still haven’t actually sealed a date with the girl”

Steve snorts, “Jerk.” Then he turns to look at you, “Will you take a walk with me?”

“Oh no!” Sam shouts, “Don’t try and run away now!”

Steve flushes red, and you can’t help but wonder how far down that blush goes. Pulling your head out of the gutter, you tune back into the conversation. “Sam, I don’t want to put her on the spot! Y/N …”

“Will you go on a date with me?” You interrupt, “After the mission of course”

Steve stares at you in shock, “Y-Yeah. Yes, I’d love to go on a date with you”

You grin, “Good! Now that that’s settled maybe you guys can show me the tower? If I’m gonna be living there I need a tour, and to go get my stuff by tonight”

Everyone gets up, officially introduces themselves, and you all head out and make your way to the tower. Steve hesitantly takes your hand as you walk to the cars, and you smile up at him happily. As you watch the Avengers playfully shove each other and joke around, you have a feeling that you’re really gonna like working with this band of misfits.


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Hello, Love bugs!

Dan X Reader

Warning- smut.

HEY you should write a smut about the reader sending a naughty vid to dan/phil while they’re gone to YouTube or something and then dan/Phil get off to it :3 -Anon

They say that the honeymoon phase in relationships only lasts about two years. Well, yourself and Dan had gone way past the two years mark and the both of you were still head over heals for each other. It always sucked when he was gone for work. When he was on tour you were sure your heart was missing for the two months he was away. He had only been gone for three days this time but it was still killer. It was never the same waking up alone in bed. You almost poured a cup of tea for him this morning before remembering he was gone for another two days. Texting him was hard because the time difference in LA was stupid. Plus the fact he and Phil were crazy busy filming with everyone and anyone. The last conversation you had with him was at seven in the morning for him but three in the afternoon for yourself. It was a killer trying to text him at appropriate times in the day. 

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{Special} College!AU Jackson

{warning: mentions of drinking}

  • major: dance performance & choreography 
  • minor: chinese studies 
  • sports: captain of the fencing team and very very very proud of it
  • clubs: choreographs for the schools modern dance club and hiphop dance club (sometimes he performs with them too), is a on-campus tour guide on the weekends
  • jackson wang is honest to god the most kind and positive person anyone has ever meet and like everyone tells him that. all the time. because it’s like you meet him and in exactly 4.56 seconds after that you want him to be your best friend. it’s his charm. his DNA is structured that way. it’s plain damn science
  • and the best part about it is,jackson wang wants to be your best friend too! esp if you laugh along with his albit corny jokes or you compliment his hair or you tell him he looks like he’s really strong i.e. jackson is a sucker for compliments and not afraid to show it
  • and sure there are some salty, ugly, lonely people who have started to dislike him because of his loud personality - but all those people can’t dare say a word because mark, jacksons best friend and roommate, will come for them along with literally every other student on campus and even the president of the uni
  • because you bet jackson is on a first name basis with even the president. not to mention all other faculty in and out of his major
  • speaking of his major, he does choreography because he really likes to dance and along with his natural leadership he’s always the person in class to ask questions, share his opinions, and basically not be afraid to take risks
  • the freshmen in the dance major basically cling to him for dear life because he’s always sweet and helping. and also if he ever sees anyone try to bully them he’s always the first to stand up against it
  • and the upperclassmen will be like “jackson, it’s fine. all freshman have to clean up the practice studio - it’s a tradition to help learn respect” and jackson, vigorously wiping the practice mirror and scrubbing the floors is like “um no. you learn respect through hard work in class, not chores. now hand me the windex” 
  • he has the same mindset when he’s coaching the fencing team. like even the newest additions or people who just wanna try and see if the sport is for them, jackson is encouraging and helpful and never ever demeaning 
  • and god is he energetic at actual competitions like the team doesn’t have a mascot, because jackson IS THE MASCOT like he’s the leader and everyone is like “you need to come off mature and seri-” jackson standing on the top of the bleachers; “MY TEAM? MY KIDS? BEST IN THE W O R L D”
  • there’s no point in the team even getting embarrassed about it anymore they just cheer along w him like “YES we’RE HIS KIDS!!!!!”
  • mark and jinyoung are jackson’s like. filters 
  • like most of jackson’s classes are based around dance and technique so it’s all very physical but he had to take chinese calligraphy for his minor and mark took it with him JUST so he could make sure jackson didn’t accidentally knock over ink out of excitement or get into a debate w one of the other students about which is better to eat at dim sum: char siu or siu app (bbq pork or roasted duck)
  • his side job as the on-campus tour guide is like the reason people even enroll in this college. like he makes the whole experience fun and it’s more like a trip to the movies than a tour around campus because jackson is so funny like ????
  • but he did once try to imitate the head of the dance departments nasally voice and got caught by ….the head of the dance dept who was standing behind him like “jackson………….”
  • is friends w literally someone from every major so it’s funny he’s always busy hanging out or doing a favor for someone. like he was in one of hyuk’s films, he helped hoshi with some line-reading in theater, was a model for some of hakyeon’s clothes, tried to help wonho with his chinese before he went abroad, even goes to the museum with jaebum sometimes even tho all he does is imitate the old greek sculptures and jaebum is like god why did i bring you again…..
  • tl;dr: jackson is the shining sun on campus like he shows up to class and is like HEEEEY and everyone is like hEEEEEY and he goes around high fiving everyone and idk how he even gets any sleep he always has plans with someone
  • but even with his fluffy and fun personality, when he choreographs and performs he’s super serious. and people expect him to only want to do like hiphop routines, but he’s done work with ballet majors, modern dance majors, even latin dances. 
  • and he’s by no means not academically intelligent, he took a science of movement class and was so good the teacher thought he should go on to study medicine, he doesn’t tell a lot of people but he was even accepted to an ivy in america when applying to colleges but decided not to go 
  • like jackson wang is the whole package: cute as hell, passionate as hell, smart as hell, and …….and just the most considerate angelic presence like
  • but anyway you know jackson because you work the same shifts as him on the campus tour and like. you’re not super close but jackson and you hangout with youngjae and like bambam to go eat and talk about video games or whatever. and like when you guys both punch-in to work he like ruffles your hair to say hello and you guys have some inside jokes
  • but like you don’t ever have deep meaningful talks and it’s not like you’ve known each other for years
  • it’s just casual and light
  • but when you guys host a tour together and you hear someone say something like “that guys so annoying…” “is he older than us? he’s acting like a kid.” “i wish he would shut up i can’t stand his voice already”
  • and it irks you because ,,,ok jackson can be a bit much sometimes but his excitement about sharing his school with new people like ???? that isn’t something to get so damn mean over
  • and you know jackson can hear them too, and you always want to say something to make them stop but jackson somehow beats you to it and just grabs your wrist like “oh!! we should tell them about the art department, right???” and you can only waver a smile and nod
  • but then one day,,,,,,it changes 
  • instead of someone saying something about jackson - this time it’s about you
  • and it’s something gross like an invasive comment on your physical appearance and once you hear it you can only clench your teeth and walk a little faster so you’re not beside the person who said it
  • but once you’re up in front, you hear someone shout and the group stops and you turn to see that jackson’s fell behind and has the person who said the nasty thing about you by the shirt collar and automatically you feel this is bad
  • you run over and you’re like “jackson, it’s not worth it-”
  • but jackson just looks at the guy and is like “apologize.” but ofc the jerk just rolls his eyes and is like “for what?” and jackson’s jaw tightens and you’re like oh no
  • but he just says “apologize” again but the jerk just pushes jackson’s hand off and is like “why would i, you know what i said is true, like you haven’t thought about i-”
  • and that’s when jackson just, snaps
  • and you’re too late to hold him back but he pins the guy to the wall and he doesn’t hit him - jackson isn’t prone to that - but he just brings his face close and he’s like “is that how you talk about people? is that how you talk about other people’s bodies, like you own them? that’s disgraceful, did your parents raise you like this?”
  • and although jackson hasn’t hurt the guy, it is obvious from the way jackson’s jaw is clenched and his hand is tightly grasping the guys collar that there is a  fine line being walked
  • and the guy just cowers because ,,,, jackson can look quite intimidating when he’s not smiling and laughing and he’s just like stuttering and you’re like “jackson, let him go - please you could get in trouble”
  • and you’re tugging on jackson’s shirt, basically begging him and jackson holds the dude for a bit longer before finally letting him go
  • and the jerk like slides to the floor trying to catch his breath but before jackson turns to leave you hear the guy call jackson a slur and you straight up turn around and decide that maybe you should just knock this guy out yourself but jackson puts a hand around your waist and  tugs you back from walking forward and whispers that you’re right you both could get in trouble
  • and with that the tour ends and you apologize to the people for what happened, even though you really shouldn’t have to. jackson tries to apologize too but you stop him because if anything you don’t want them to remember his name or face and report him
  • but…………..the minute you get back to hand in your clipboards and stuff the senior who runs the program is like “jackson, you need to be seen by admissions department head.”
  • and you’re like dreading the worst and you run up to the senior and you’re like “let me go with him and explain-” but he just shakes his head and when you turn back jackson gives you a sad smile and is like it’s fine. ill get going
  • and you panic on your way to your dorm thinking up the worst things that could happen to jackson: probation? suspension? dismissal? 
  • and your head is spinning so much that you decide that you can’t go home you have to wait for jackson and so you call bambam and ask which dorm jackson is in
  • and when you show up, a very surprised mark opens the door and he knows you ofc but he’s like ?????what are you doing here
  • and you’re like “can i come in, jackson isn’t back right??” and you tell mark what happened and he’s like “aish that hot-head….but he didn’t hit him right?” and you’re like no, but he shoved him against a wall…..and marks like “let’s just hope for the best- ok?”
  • but you’re sitting and fumbling with your fingers nervously and you can’t sit still and when the door unlocks and jackson opens it looking sullen 
  • mark gets up and tries to say something along the lines of “what were you thinking” but you run into jackson, almost head-butting him to the damn floor 
  • and you’re on the verge of crying now because you’re like “jackson, jackson, jackson what happened? this is all my fault, i should have stopped you. jackson oh my god are you going to have to drop out? are you going to have to transfer? jackson please i can’t have you leave plea-”
  • and jackson grabs your shoulders and he’s like “hey hey calm down! im not getting kicked out, im just not allowed to be a campus tour guide anymore.” and you’re like sniffling and he’s grinning down at you
  • and you’re like “don’t…..don’t lie, it has to be worse than that?” and jackson just laughs and smooths his hair with one hand and he’s like “nah, everyone knows id never physically hurt the guy and when i told them what he said-”
  • jackson pauses and he looks at you again, sighing he drops his shoulders and he’s like
  • “im sorry he said that to you. i wish i could have covered your ears and protected you.” 
  • and you’re like kafnovier whERE ARE YOu coming from apologizing nothing is your fault it’s mine- and jackson’s like nOOO it’s not your fault either honestly if i could have i would have snapped his neck but-
  • and mark in the back is watching you and jackson argue over apologizing and he’s just like (: to himself because…….this spark between you two………..hmmm…..HMMMM
  • and you and jackson forget mark is even there LMAO you’re just like “since the punishment isn’t too bad, let’s go eat to forget all this happened. maybe drink too.” and jackson is like call let’s go
  • and he throws an arm around you and you guys set off and as you disappear down the hall, mark opens the group chat and he’s like “yall. i think jackson might finally do it.”
  • immediately everyone’s like “oh ask out the other tour guide he likes (you)” and mark’s just like ^_^ emoji
  • you and jackson have this favorite little place down the corner from the campus and it’s open till like 3 am so you guys settle in and order lots of meat and some beer and jackson’s just like telling you about what happened when he was called in and how he tried to make a joke to lighten the mood but it didn’t work
  • and somehow the topic changes into something else and jackson tells you about the upcoming fencing competition and you tell him about stuff going on in your major
  • and jackson does this really funny impersonation of the head of your majors department 
  • and subtly, so much so that you don’t even notice it, jackson keeps filling your plate with food because he wants you to eat 
  • and as you do he’s like “you eat so cutely, i love it” and you blush and jackson’s like fvksldeg and takes a drink of his beer to hide it
  • but also like,,,,,yall are progressively getting more and more tipsy
  • and one of the ladies comes over to give you guys some water and she’s like “young love is so nice these days” and neither you or jackson even protest you both just smile
  • and jackson finally leans over the table and he’s like “im actually kinda upset about losing the campus tour guide job” and you’re like “why it pretty much sucks” and jackson wipes at his mouth with his sleeve and you roll your eyes and lean over to wipe it off with an actual napkin
  • and as you’re close jackson is just like “it sucks because i won’t get to see your face anymore. i really like it. your face.”
  • and jackson’s voice gets low for a bit and you freeze up and he grins, showing his white teeth and he reaches out to run his finger down your cheek and he’s like
  • “i like you. that guy……today……the asshole……what he said was so fucked up……..but because he said it towards you….i just……..i….” and he makes like a motion with his hand and he’s like “i lost it…….”
  • and you swallow a bit because,,,,because is this a confession?? and you’re like
  • “jackson are you just drunk or-” and he’s like shaking his head furiously like “nononono im not just,,saying this i …..just want you to know i like so bad……………”
  • and with that he closes his eyes and smiles and you’re like,,,,well your heart is beating like crazy because jackson wang just told he liked you 
  • but you don’t have time to dwell because jackson is falling asleep fast and you’re like ldcbvljvoermd i can’t carry him back to school jackson wake up pls
  • and finally you end up going back to school with jackson’s arm around you for support and his head keeps falling into the crook of your neck and when you get him back to his dorm safely jackson is like wait a minute
  • and he takes your hand and a pen from his backpocket and scribbles some numbers on your arm and he’s like ‘tomorrow……..text me…..your answer’ and you’re like ????answer and he’s like ‘if…if you like me too…’
  • and with that he stumbles through his door and you awkwardly nod to mark whose like (——: from inside
  • and the next morning you’re like ow because your head hurts a bit when you wake up from drinking but then you’re also like…looking @ your phone like………right. i need to answer jackson
  • and you don’t know what to say like obviously you like him back. of course. probably for as long as you can remember you’d just been surpressing it because like it’s jackson everyone likes him he has so many people to choose from
  • but he chose you!!! and you’d be lying if you said that doesn’t make you feel special but also like,,,,how do you just text someone ‘yes let’s date’
  • which is what you type you write out ‘yes let’s date’ but then you delete it bUT onLY UP UNTIL YES AND theN you ACCIDENTALLY PRESS SEND
  • so you stare down at your phone and you just wrote ‘yes’ and you’re so embarrassed like yes???????? what the hell????? he’s gonna think you’re so du-
  • but then you get a message back in like 3 seconds and it’s REALLY?!??!?!!??!!
  • followed by 905845 heart emojis
  • followed by 9458042 kissing faces emojis
  • followed by ‘you’re not joking right????’
  • followed by ‘of course you’re not!!!!’
  • followed by ‘meet me outside the campus gym today at 4′
  • followed by ‘IM SO HAPPY’
  • followed by another 94558 heart emojis
  • and you can’t help but laugh into your pillow because WOW even over text wang jackson is loud but you love it
  • and at 4 you’re there and you’re looking around for jackson when someone yells surprise! from behind and you turn to see him standing there with a huge bouqet of flowers and he’s still in his fencing uniform and you’re like ??!?? are these for me
  • and jackson’s like “who else??” and then you hear a whole bunch of whistling only to see the entire fencing team sticking their heads out of the gym like “YESSS CAPTAIN GET ITTTTT” ones of them is like “WANG JACKSON? WANG ROMANTIC~~~~~” 
  • and you’re embarrassed, hiding your face behind the flowers and jackson is all smiles wrapping a hand around your waist and he’s like “shall we?”
  • and you’re like “jackson” and he’s like hmmmm staring into your eyes with all the love in the world and you’re like ‘you’re still in your uniform’ and he’s like rIGHT ILL CHANGE AND THEN we shall go
  • your first date is literally to the park where jackson pulls a picnic blanket out of his duffel bag and tells you that he’ll run to go buy some snacks from a nearby convenience store
  • and he returns like 10 minutes later, arms full of sweet things that he all gives to you and you’re like “which candy do you want for yourself???” and he’s like “it’s ok! i bought organic fruit slices!” that he pulls out of his bag as well and you’re like wow. health god
  • jackson flexing and wiggling his eyebrows: ikr
  • and it’s so calming and relaxing jackson asks you a million questions about your family, friends, your dreams, your favorite kind of dog it’s all fun and sweet
  • and it is never boring because jackson puts effort into the conversation and into making you laugh like no one has ever done before
  • and at some point he’s like “wanna ride a couple bike?” and you’re like skdhgfle isn’t that way too cheesy and jackson is like pLEASE cheesy is my middle name let’s go
  • and tbh jackson does all the pedaling, you try but you can’t keep up and he’s like “this is such a good work out!!!” so instead you just enjoy the breeze and his company
  • and when you’re done jackson insists you guys take a photo together on a bench and even though he’s so open with skinship he actually asks before putting his arm around you and when he takes a photo he’s like “im sending this to my mom”
  • and you’re like oH MY GOD NO take another one i need to look good for her and jackson is like “you always look good??”
  • jackson makes you wear his snapback on the walk home because it’s cold and you didn’t bring a hat and he’s worried now
  • walks you to your dorm and kisses your forehead goodbye and you get pouty because you wanted a kiss on the lips
  • but you don’t say anything except you text him like a lil flirty thing like ‘your kiss was cute, but next time ~~ go all in~~’
  • and at breakfast the next day jackson runs into the campus cafe, turns you around in a flurry and kisses you right on the lips in front of e v e r y o n e
  • your friend drops her damn tray of food she’s so shock (hint: im the friend)
  • and jackson is like “love, i want to stay and look at you some more but i have dance practice so ill text you!! miss you already” and he zooms out
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,wow and everyone is like yOURE DATING WANG JACKSON and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,you’re still like wow
  • and tbh jackson’s kisses are nonstop when he’s with you he just cannot keep his hands off you he is so affectionate that he keeps body contact with you at all times. holding your hand, holding your waist, holding the small of your back, playing with your hair, kissing your lips, kissing your neck, kissing the back of your palm, resting his head on your lap, asking you to play with his hair
  • like if he’s near you he needs to touch you and you don’t mind because he’s gentle and he’s never aggressive about anything unless he gets jealous like then a bit of it comes out like the way he kisses you changes to something more needy
  • but he’s never…….scary you know, he’s always safe and open with his emotions. unless someone says something to you - then it’s a whole different aura and he isn’t afraid to speak more harshly and show off his strength to make sure they think twice about ever messing with the love of his life again
  • but other than that, smiley boyfriend who once did aegyo so you’d kiss him and you were like clenching your  fist and he was like “ok ok ok no aegyo i got it ill just do the squirtle smile you love so much hehehe”
  • mark and jinyoung are so thankful that their duties as jackson’s personal safe-keepers is now in your hands except you love it 
  • because you love jackson and sure sometimes you have to hold his face and be like “sweetie, calm down - you know yugyeom didn’t mean to eat your lunch he just didn’t pack his own. shh no you shouldn’t swap his shampoo with glue, just look at me ok we’ll go get you a nice healthy salad”
  • and jackson is actually more calm when you’re around, mostly because his attention is always on you like nothing else matters to him if you’re in front of him jb says you put jackson into a trance
  • when you’re sad, jackson does anything. literally ANYTHING. to cheer you up and it always works because he’s so silly but so so SOOOOO sweet
  • like he goes from doing ugly faces and dances to serenading you quietly against your ear 
  • treats you like royalty as in pampers you in gifts even when you’re like jackson!!! don’t spend money on me!! like he gonna do it anyway he loves you to death
  • like once he got you a ring that had both your names engraved in it and like couple rings cheesy corny whatever but it was so pretty and you and jackson haven’t taken them off since
  • also jackson comes back to the dorm wiped out after practice and he’ll lay down and if you come over to visit you climb into his lap and you’re like “want me to make you feel better?” and jackson’s like sitting up like what do you mean but you just push him back down and wink
  • and the sock on the door tells mark that he should go back to the library because you and jackson are busy
  • but there was that one time he walked in and heard the shower running and he thought it was just jackson but then he heard you???? moan???? and he was like GTG FAST
  • jackson turning of the water and getting up off his knees like ‘did you heard the door shut?’ you, about to wrap your arms around his neck: ‘no, now kiss me’
  • jackson flaunting the marks you left on his neck and pretending he’s not but it’s so obvious he’s just like “these aren’t mosquito bites” to youngjae and youngjae’s like hYUNG PL E A S E
  • you come to jackson’s dance performance and you see him doing stretches and practicing so diligently and you swoon about it like wOW so handsome and you think he doesn’t see you but when jimin goes over to say hi to you jackson like teleports to your side like “ah so you’ve met MY s/o jimin (——:’ 
  • the fencing team loves you because you keep making handmade banners for them when you go to watch them and one of them literally has jackson’s face screenprinted onto it and everyone’s like “hyung look!!!” and jackson sees you waving it and shoots hearts at you from below and everyone there is like CORNY SO CORNY but yall are in your own universe 
  • you call jackson “jiaer” when he does something that makes you upset and he’s like “oh no, you used my real name im in trouble”
  • his mom texts you about jackson’s well being and when jackson found out he was like you TEXT MY MOM WHAT HAS SHE TOLD YOU and you’re just like “let’s just say i know that little jackson liked being called his mama’s lil jiaozi (steamed dumpling)”
  • jackson: don’t tell anyone
  • you: ok. except i already told mark
  • you and jackson walking by, mark from somewhere: hey y/n. hey…..dumpling
  • jackson: mark you better RUN 

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Song Imagine: Just A Friend To You // Megan Trainer

Request: Tyler or josh x reader based on the song ‘just a friend to you’ by Meghan trainor ? ❤️❤️❤️

Why you gotta hug me
Like that every time you see me?

Why you always making me laugh
Swear you’re catching feelings

Tyler Joseph is the most annoying person you have ever met. His stupid face and his stupid hair and his stupid voice and his stupid everything.

And you and your stupid emotions had to go and fall for him. For your brother’s best friend. For your best friend.

Everything is just so stupid.

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anonymous asked:

No pressure at all, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on the new Google Feud video! I love your analyses so much, thank you!!! Personally, I loved it

thanks for the lovely way you asked this :’) wow you’re so sweet. i really did enjoy this video so much! got so many messages from people saying they found it really significant and ground-breaking in the level of flirtation and openness that dnp exhibited. i sort of disagree (i mean, halloween baking as well as some of the first few vids of gamingmas are going to be hard to top at least in my opinion, as far as flirty and sexual bants are concerned). but there were still some great moments here and couple genuinely thought-provoking ones. 

instead of grouping my thoughts into larger categories this time i’m just going to paste my notes here basically unfiltered bc my night sort of got derailed and i didn’t have time to turn this into something more coherent. but i feel like all of my opinions (probably more than i would share regularly) are covered here and there were so many good bits to discuss ahhhhhh: 

  • ‘google e’ bants: dan being rude af and phil finding a positive interpretation is this just persona-driven bants or really how they are idk anymore
  • the macaroon bants: thanks @ phil for knowing the difference between macaroons and macarons. dan’s voice was very natural and he seemed genuinely surprised they were out of the biscuits. phil says he ate all of them. again, something that on a macro level could be like a phil trope™ but seems like,, that’s just genuinely how he is. phil shutting dan up with a gentle shush. dan immediately falling silent. all of this is too good. also phil said it’s the last macaroon in “our house” and ik that’s old news but it doesn’t make it any less sweet to hear it.
  • phil automatically dragging dan for the dini spon “are we having plugs right now” it was so INSTINCTIVE he didn’t even miss a beat i was literally like :O ? ? ? ??? damn. and also i was v interested in dan’s retort about phil sponning merch? because ??? the merch is both of theirs? this makes it seem like it’s usually phil’s decision to advertise their merch at the end of videos and that’s FASCINATING to me because phil is also the one who seems to take the most initiative with sponning merch in live shows, with posting about sales and new stuff on twitter, with updating us on anything to do w their ticket sales and whatnot during the tour. so it frequently seems that phil has more interest in this more business-y side of their ventures but it was surprising to hear this subtle sort of confirmation of that fact from dan in this way
  • why was dan so insistent on typing?? ? like? what about that warranted all the sassy eye rolling and the “this guy is such a need.” also. he definitely said “need.” it didn’t sound like he had been on course to say “needy” but just cut it off prematurely. but then there’s a jump cut and i automatically imagined phil making fun of him for the word flub and goading him to finish the thought and there were probs some gross “you know you’re a needy bf u spoon” bants that we will never get to hear #rip
  • dan getting things wrong and IMMEDIATELY GOING ON RANTS ABOUT HOW THE GAME IS OBVIOUSLY FLAWED AND WRONG AND BULLSHIT has there ever been anything so typically dan (and phil respectfully trying his hardest not to call him out for how dumb his guesses are like bless him,,, tbh. “does it hurt to pull out hairs” dan wyd). it’s so captivating to me how consistently dan displays this need to never be wrong or mess up on things that he feels he should be good at and so when that happens here, he automatically blames the game instead of admitting that his guesses are kinda shit (though he does admit it one time when phil gets michael jackson and jordan, but that seemed more like an acknowledgment of how good phil is and that he’s bad in comparison, rather than bad in an absolute sense lol.
  • phil happily/comfortably saying “have sex” and “penis” and not being too weird about the word “bondage” all in one video. good. progress. 
  • MORE bAby TALK I WANT TO DIE? (phil guesses “how to raise a baby” and instead of just letting it go he immediately goes into the side comment about “how does anyone actually know how to raise a baby by the way? .. do you just learn it from mother nature?”) how many videos in a row are they going to talk about babies, mention babies, discuss the difficulties of raising babies??!?!?!?!? i’m having a hard time just chalking it up to coincidence at this point, i really wonder if they’ve been correlating the discussion of not being ready to have a dog to the discussion of not being ready to have children anytime in the foreseeable future??? i mean idk why they’d even entertain the idea at this point in their lives but it’s just weird to me that it’s come up sooooo much on dapg recently
  • dans cute flirty mocking and weird faces at phil throughout… 

when he guesses puppy based on phil’s guess of kitten and he makes this face:

then later makes this face:

  • in case anyone was in any sort of doubt, dan flirts like a fuckin five year old. 
  • the effort taken to clarify to anyone who still has any doubts that dan’s ‘anger’ and aggression in dapg vids and especially in competitive dapg vids is completely played up for the purposes of entertainment/comedy. the most interesting thing about this is comparing it to past instances of dan engaging with this topic. most recent was yesterday’s live show when he read out a message that said he was kind of mean in the quickdraw vid and his instinct was to mock them by going “oooooooooohhhhhh was i?” in the most sarcastic, biting tone i’ve heard from him in a while. it reminded me forcefully of the iconic vyou answer about him being mean to phil, when he was like “no. i’m not mean to phil, i’m never mean to phil. … this may not have occurred to you .. etc. etc.” and he’s super condescending and annoyed. on face value, it seems like in the little bit during today’s vid when they’re discussing it, he’s a lot chiller about it and he’s laughing as though to brush it off as just being humorous, even though clearly in the past it’s a topic that has annoyed or upset him. which actually brings me to the thing i found most fascinating about this scene: the JUMP CUT before it, and the sort of FORCED way in which phil says “chill out dan” which gives dan the cue to clarify the whole situation. it seems like a bit that was clearly planned/scripted based on these little details, which makes me wonder if something about the bants that precede it (when dan is making those cute mock-y faces at phil and is like ew i don’t even want the “crummy macaroon”) reminded dan of these comments about him being mean and then he brought it up to phil and asked if they could discuss it for a min before moving on. it seems likely to me that something like this happened, bc the exchange seems really disjointed from the scene before, idk!!!!!!! and if this is what happened, it just cements to me that as casual and amused as dan seemed while talking about it here, it’s clearly something that STILL UPSETS HIM otherwise he wouldn’t’ve randomly remembered it and asked to clarify it to the audience, and idk something about that makes me feel v warm like dan literally won’t tolerate people actually believing he’s angry at phil or mean to him even tho .. it’s obvious .. and poor boy really doesn’t need to go to all this effort to confirm that :( he’s cute and good :(
  • phil seemed to get mildly flustered by dan’s proximity when he’s all like “a bird? a bIRD?” bc he then just gets all high pitched and forgets grammar and goes “chickens is there so yeS that is a very popular question” like honey that barely made sense but ok u tried ur best
  • not even that important but it made me happy: dan reads “how to raise a boring girlfriend” and phil says “stop being mean significant others” and a few years ago phil the Heteronormative Icon would’ve most certainly said boyfriends there and he didn’t, he used a gender neutral term, and i felt years being added onto my lifespan
  • when dan says “blood pressure, they’re basically the same thing, i’m terrible” what the fuck is he talking about? is he saying that “raising an adult” whatever the hell that means, and raising blood pressure are basically the same thing? i don’t .. understand… i replayed that so many times and i still don’t get it
  • “kidnapping your senpai” comment. literal gold. the way dan looks at the camera then pointedly at phil. he wants us to have this one. your efforts have been recognized and much appreciated dan. dw.
  • “i don’t like screaming that often,” says dan. hm.
  • “what the fuck are you doing with babies and duct tape you creepy fucking weirdos,” says dan and i am having incredibly violent flashbacks to 2011-2012. like he literally sounds straight out of 6 years ago and it’s a bit wild.
  • and then obvi. the feeding scene. when they first showed the macaroon at the beginning i literally KNEW that it would only end in feeding (or, as a possible but less likely second option, the loser eating it before the winner can get it). so i was thoroughly unsurprised that it happened. once again, the thing that interested me was the CLEAR jump cut in the scene. so dan first says “i don’t want it. no phil! it’s the dan versus phil board. here we go,” and his hand with the macaroon starts moving towards phil’s mouth, and then the jump cut happens, and it’s like dan has started the feeding process OVER, bc the angle is totally diff, the framing is totally diff, and this time dan is giving the camera that weird stare:
  • INTERESTING. so to me this means they once again paused the scene to talk about what they were going to do, and they ended up doing something that was nearly an exact duplicate of this scene from the nov. 24 live show last year where dan feeds phil chocolate and hams it up big time for the camera and phil is basically like, “what are you doing” and dan verbatim replies “i’m feeding it to you” and idk it makes me wonder what their motivation is (or, i assume, *dan’s* motivation, bc it was dan’s idea in the live show to do this) to just redo this exact exchange for a wider audience?
  • to me that scene in the live show was a big step towards them acknowledging the sort of (romantic) things they obviously know the audience wants them to do and for them to tacitly tell us that maybe once in a while they will actually start to do them but not without a healthy accompanying dose of sarcasm and teasing us for being such trash that we could possibly get excited over something as banal as them feeding each other. it seemed like a BIG step to me at the time bc i was like, ok, here’s them basically telling us that they KNOW us and they hear us and they acknowledge that their boundaries on camera have been very strict and forced and they’re gonna start making some efforts to change that, but like also, we (the audience) won’t get off scot free in that transaction bc we deserve to be made fun of a bit too, for caring so much about such simple and objectively unexciting things. it’s ‘fan service’ to the extent that it is an acknowledgment of what the audience wants to see and of the fact that they have been holding it back for some time, but it’s genuine and brave in the sense of them showing us that they may take these steps and bend some boundaries now from time to time. and it seems like they HAVE to do it this way, with all the sarcasm and blatant stares into the camera, and either vocalized or implied “giving the people what they want” comments, in order to not ACTUALLY LITERALLY be accused of baiting/fan service. think about the tricky position they are in where even if they want to loosen boundaries and act more natural, literally everything they do gets scrutinized and becomes fodder for people to accuse them of faking shit in order to gain views. it seems the only way to stave it off is to make fun of it themselves and jump out ahead of that criticism. all in all, the exchange in this vid seemed to me like they made a conscious and somewhat premeditated effort to communicate something very similar, but this time for their dapg audience of 2.6M rather than the limited live show audience of some tens of thousands. that seems significant. i want to keep thinking about it forever

ahhhhh i’m sorry this is immense but like, who expected anything different???? what a gr8 vid, they keep giving me so much to think about. and they keep UPLOADING. JFC. it’s crazy! god bless the 2017 rebranding which seems to be all about flirting and softness and touching and phil being assertive and dan being petulant and both of them following through  more than i ever expected on their promise to re-commit and focus more on making youtube content. dnp r the only thing saving my 2017 lol <3 

Envy // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: fluff, slight angst

Words: 1.8k

Relationship status: together

Warnings: swearing

Summary: Phil runs into Charlie while he’s out with Dan. Dan has to restrain himself from letting his jealous side show.

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Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You

Summary: Not requested, but based on the Arctic Monkeys song with the same name. Josh wants to stop the drudgery of everyday life whilst off tour in favor of a life with you. 1000 Follower special.

Warnings: Rough, unprotected sex. Drinking, Dirty talk,

Rating: Mature

A/N: This is one of my first mature fics and for the 1000 follower special. How  is so special? Well it’s my first ever smut so get ready for 1900 words of sin. (It’s pretty crap btw)

Tag List:  @marrsox  @littlemrsbeliever  @b0rky

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Tongue Tied- Phan OneShot

~Based off of the song “Tongue Tied” by Grouplove~

Take me to your best friend’s house
Go around this roundabout

I was waiting at the station, for the train to come in. Any minute now, the train would come in. Any minute now, I would be meeting Dan for the first time in real life.

After all of the Skype calls, and Twitter chats, and YouTube comments, we were finally meeting in real life.

I watched as the train pulled in, and as the people piled out. I craned my neck, searching for Dan. After a minute of searching, I saw him- he looked lost and slightly scared. I ran over to him, all while yelling to get his attention.


Dan turned around and saw me running towards him. “PHIL! OH MY GOD, PHIL!” He practically picked me up off the ground as he hugged me. “OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY FUCKING MEETING YOU!”

I laughed, hugging him back. I knew then that we were definitely going to be best friends. Forever.

We got a taxi, and we went back my house, and I gave him a small tour of my home town through the window of the taxi.

Dan stayed for a couple days, during which we just hung out, getting to know each other in a different way, because people in real life are different than online. Then it was time for Dan to return home.

Don’t take me tongue tied
Don’t wave no goodbye

I took Dan back to the station so he could catch a train back to his home, and I was so upset. I didn’t want to say goodbye to him, yet.

I didn’t want to say goodbye, ever. I hugged him just before he got on the train and told him, “Don’t say goodbye. I don’t want to say goodbye.”

I pulled back and smiled at him. “See you later, Dan.”

“See you later, Phil.”

I watched as Dan boarded the train, and I watched as the train left, and Dan got smaller and smaller until I could no longer see him.

Take me to your best friend’s house
Marmalade we’re making out

Not long after that, Dan came to visit me again. This time we filmed a couple of videos, including the first ever Phil Is Not On Fire.

We loved being together, and I loved everything about Dan. I loved his brown eyes. His laugh. I loved the voice that he called a “Winnie the Pooh- I mean posh” voice.

At the end of our Phil Is Not On Fire, I summoned 30 seconds of courage. I tackled him when we were done filming.

Dan laughed and looked at me with his gorgeous eyes. “Phil, what’re you doing?”

I just pressed my lips to his, and, to my surprise, he kissed me back.

I felt like I was floating.

Don’t take me tongue tied
Don’t wave no goodbye

The next day, Dan had to leave again. And once again, I told him not to say goodbye.

“See you later, Dan.”

“See you later, Phil.”

Dan came and visited me a couple of times after that, each time we never said goodbye, because neither of us could bare it.

Finally, we decided to move in together. We bought a flat in Manchester, and we spent an entire weekend moving everything in.

Don’t leave me tongue tied
Let’s stay up all night
I’ll get real high
Slumber party; pillow fight
My eyes on your eyes
Like Peter Pan up in the sky
My best friend’s house tonight
Let’s bump the beats till beddy-bye

The night when we officially moved in after all of our stuff was in, we stayed up the entire night together. We talked, and laughed, and watched movies.

We were exhausted, the kind of tired where we were laughing at everything, acting ridiculous. We were sitting on the sofa when Dan grabbed one of the throw pillows and whacked me with it.

“Pillow fight!” He yelled, hitting me again.

I laughed and grabbed another pillow. “You’re going down, Danny boy!”

We acted like little kids, laughing and squealing, and running around the flat. Finally we both flopped down on the floor, breathing heavily from chasing each other around. I turned my head to look at Dan, and saw that he was looking at me, his brown eyes on my blue eyes.

He smiled, and pulled me closer to him. We feel asleep on the floor; my head on his chest, his arm around me.

Don’t take me tongue tied
Don’t wave no goodbye

Usually whenever we went on trips, we went together, but I was being sent on a European meet up adventure, and Dan wasn’t allowed to come along.

We were at the airport, and I was hugging him, just in front of security, where I would have to go in alone.

“See you later, Dan.”

“See you later, Phil.”

Take me to your best friend’s house
I loved you then and I love you now

We moved to London soon after that, after we got offered a show at BBC Radio 1. We loved our new flat, and the city.

Things picked up for us.

Our subscriber counts soared.

Our radio show was a success.

We even got to have cameo rolls in a Disney movie!

We even wrote a book, but part way through the book, we decided that we should go to Japan. Because, why the hell not?

Before we went, I went and I bought a ring. I wanted to propose to Dan, because I knew that I couldn’t live without him.

Not long after we decided to go to Japan, we got on a plane, and were on our way.

It was beautiful there. We spent so much money on anime merchandise, and Pokemon stuff we didn’t need but absolutely wanted.

On one of our days in Japan, we went to go see cherry blossom trees, which were in bloom. It was there that I decided to propose.

Dan was laughing and taking pictures with the cherry blossoms, when I went up to him. “Dan.”

Dan turned around to ask what I needed, and I was down on one knee. “Dan, I love you. So much. I’ve always loved you. I loved you when we first met, and I love you now. Will you marry me?”

Dan was able to choke out the word, “Yes,” through his tears, and hugged me. The people there clapped.

My fiance.

My best friend.


Don’t leave me tongue tied
Don’t wave no goodbye
Don’t leave me tongue tied

I held Dan’s hand, as he sat in the hospital bed. I looked around the room, trying not to cry. We had only been married for a year when the cancer attacked my beautiful Dan’s body.

It was aggressive, and no treatment could cure it.

And now, a year and a half later, this was it.

Dan turned his head to look at me, and I was still mesmerized by his eyes, as weak and dull as they were.

“Don’t say goodbye, Dan.” I whispered through my tears. “I don’t ever want to say goodbye.”

Dan gave a weak smile. “Then see you later, Phil.”

“See you later, Dan.”

The Last Five Years || Conor

Conor masterpost found here

Word count - 1,152

Summary - The one based off of The Last Five Years.



I called Jack to help me pack my bags. I went downtown and closed the bank account. It’s not about another shrink. It’s not about another compromise. I’m not the only one who’s hurting here. I don’t know what the hell is left to do. You never saw how far the crack had opened. You never knew I had run out of rope and I could never rescue you. All you ever wanted was for me to rescue you but I couldn’t no matter how I tried. All I could do was love you hard and let you go. God, I loved you. So we could fight or we could wait or I could go.

You read the letter over and over again, blinked back the tears just to keep reading it, just to make sure you had read it properly. Surely the ring left beside the sealed envelop with your name on it told you that you had.

Conor had left you.

The last five years with him flashed in your head every time you read the letter. You remembered the day you met him, in LA while he was at Vidcon. You hadn’t gone to Vidcon but you were on holiday there in LA and ran into him on the streets. You fell for his eyes first. You couldn’t remember how the rest went. Hell, you couldn’t even remember who gave the other their number first. But you remembered how his eyes shined like the bright California sun.

You remembered meeting up with him once you were both back in London. The coffee dates, the walks in the park, the evening dinners that lead to a little bit more as the night wore down. Then the day he met your parents. The day you met his. The day you suggested you moved in together. The day he said yes. You were so happy to be with him. So happy to be in love with him.

You had dreams of being an actress, but those dreams were hard to make a reality. Failed audition after failed audition, there were so many days that you just came home, curled up in a ball on the couch, and talked to Conor about how you were sure you were destined to fail and become a sad and pathetic housewife for the rest of your life. You remembered one day in particular. He sat you up and sang you a song he had been working on. Classic Conor. His career in music was already taking off. He spent half of his time writing songs and the other half going to meetings and dinners with people on his label.

The song served to cheer you up. He took your hand and the two of you danced around the room. For the few minutes you danced, you forgot why you had been so sad in the first place. He had a way of doing that to you. Once he finished his song, he took your hands in his and looked in your eyes. “I believe in you,” he told you firmly. Then, he handed you a folded up newspaper and said, “Here are all the open auditions in town. There’s about a hundred roles you would be perfect for.” You smiled gently and took the paper from his hand. “I can get Oli to take some great head shots of you. It’ll be perfect. I believe in you.”

“Thank you,” you said quietly.

“I love you,” he said with a smile.

“I love you too.”

And then you got a part in a real show. You were so happy. Conor was happy too, he really was. He was just so caught up in work. That’s how it usually was. After an audition that you thought went particularly well you’d call him. You were almost always brought to voicemail these days. Hours later he’d text you and say he was proud and sorry that he missed your call. Work was just so busy. Gotta finish that album. Gotta talk about shows and a tour. Wouldn’t it be cool to tour? You could go with him. Life on the road.

Then there was the wedding. It was small, just your closest friends and family. God, you were so happy to marry him. You felt like, even though his work was crazy, him marrying you was his way of showing you that nothing was ever more important than you were. 

The honeymoon stage faded quickly. It was always work. It was always his work and never yours. Your auditions didn’t matter as much as a new song he had written. Then there were always those damn parties. His producers and managers and label always threw dinner parties and he always had to go. He would tell you it meant so much for you to go along, but then he’d abandon you almost as soon as you walked through the door. It didn’t always used to be like that. He used to walk with you proudly on his arm, introduce you to everyone in the room. But then the music became more important. The job and the people to impress. It all became more important than you.

You knew he was cheating. The weekends away, the never going to your shows, the missed phone calls and stupid pictures with him and other girls on Instagram. You knew it. You talked to him about it, accused him and fought with him, but he always denied it. Even after smelling the perfume on his shirts or seeing the lipstick stains on his collar, he denied it. You were too hopeful to leave. You were sure he’d stop, sure he’d remember why he loved you in the first place. Sure he’d apologize and change his ways and come right back to you. Sure.

But he never did.

You reread the note again, just to be sure you had read it right. You even looked around, wondering if there were cameras set up. Maybe Jack needed a video idea and thought this sick twisted prank would be a good idea. But there was nothing. Nothing except the note, his set of keys, and a simple gold band sitting on the table. He had new dreams to pursue now, probably new people to meet. Probably a new girl to be in love with.

Looking back, you still didn’t know how it all went wrong, how two people so in love could fall so out of it so quickly. Had it been you? Were you not enough? Did the job consume him? Did your jealousy consume you? Were you just two puzzle pieces that were never quite meant to fit together? Maybe you had just spent the last five years forcing them together. Eventually, with enough forcing, one of them was bound to break. With him leaving, you weren’t sure who had ended up more broken. 

Behind The Scenes 3 (8/???)

Author’s note: In terms of my writing, I’m am almost done with BTS 3. Once i get all the editing out of the way, I will be posting my scenes more regularly! But for now, i will continue to post rather randomly. Sorry for any errors. Sorry for any cultural/environmental inaccuracies.

Genre: Angst/ Drama (Jhope/ V)

Word count: 1785

City: Tokyo, Japan (Both days)

Summary: Y/n makes a promise to herself while V learns finally find out a bit of what’s going on inside Rap monster’s head.

Other parts: HERE

This is my GIF. I made it based off of this scenario series.


Your first day in Tokyo was not so great. The entire day felt as if you were made of tears and all you could do was cry at any chance that you were out of the boys’ sights. It wasn’t because you were tired from the schedule or the time change, but over the fact the monster “got rid” of Meihui. You had just gotten to know her and now she was gone. It hurt you to see how Jhope was different around her. He spent every second with her and was so cute with her, but almost every word out of his mouth was a lie. All he ever said were empty promises. “The rest of the tour is going to be long, but it’s going to be fun!” “You can spend two weeks with us in Seoul and I’ll make sure to video chat you any chance I get when you come back to Taipei.” “Don’t worry I’ll come back to Taipei and visit you.”

Meihui was just so innocent. She would blush whenever Jhope so much as looked at her. Whenever he showered her with compliments she would get so embarrassed that she would dig her face in his chest, only making him compliment her more.

You were stuck in an endless thought cycle the entire time you were alone in backstage. “Are his drugs really that important? If he so easily lied to Meihui, what makes things different with me? What if he has always been telling me things that I want to hear? Maybe I’m not his friend… Maybe I’m someone he is just helping Namjoon deal with. This could all be one big scheme!”


Like the night before, you spent your time alone backstage crying over Jhope and Meihui.Once the show was close to an end you took the time to calm down and used the guys’ makeup to redo your face. When the guys came in, you kept a straight face the whole time and barely spoke.

As you were all about to leave, Rap monster announced that he and V were off to a deal. They were going to leave with Minho in one van and the rest of you would leave with Hiro back to the hotel. You saw Rap monster and V take the little green pills Jhope showed you back in Beijing and then they were off.

Without Rap monster around, you all had the opportunity to sit how you wished and this time you sat in in the back, taking the window seat before Jungkook could. Both Jimin and Jungkook sensed something off with you, but were too tired to bring it up, so all they did was sit next to you.

Suga looked back at you as he climbed onto the van. He was a bit confused that you didn’t sit next to him.

As usual, Jhope was the only member pumped up and was the only one that actually said anything. “Y/n! What are you doing back there?!? Come here with us! We never see you!” He whined.

While you were alone backstage, you had made up your mind to protect yourself. In doing so, you promised to not let yourself get any closer to Jhope. When he called out to you, you didn’t say anything, you just ignored him.

“Awww is y/n tired?” He asked with aegyo. “C’mon y/n smile! Don’t be so mopey!”

You only stared back at him, still no words coming out of you. Your silence got the attention of the two maknaes sitting next to you and they exchanged looks, practically communicating telepathically.

Jhope still wasn’t getting the hint. He reached over to try and playfully poked you try and cheer you up.

You slapped his hands away immediately. He barely even touched you, but you glared at him to back off.

Suga turned around, curious about your unusual behavior. “What’s wrong?”

You glared at him too. You remembered that he was doing the exact same thing to Aiko as Jhope did to Meihui and it just hurt you even more. “Nothing.” You growled.

“Tell me what’s wrong y/n!” Jhope begged. “Maybe I can help you feel better!” The innocent optimism in his voice made you feel a bit guilty for giving him the silent treatment, but not enough to actually talk to him.

“Just leave her alone.” Suga advised. “She’s tired like the rest of us.”

Jhope pouted even more, but turned around and sat down.

Jimin nudged you. “What’s wrong?” he whispered.

‘I’ll tell you later.” You mumbled.


Back at the hotel, Jimin questioned you again.

“Eh, just forget about it. It’s nothing.” You told him.

“It seems like alot more than just nothing.”

“Like I said, it’s nothing… I’m sleepy now so goodnight.” You said ending the conversation.

Jungkook was already laying in your bed. You could feel him staring at you as you made your way under the sheet that separated the two of you.

“Are you sure it’s nothing?” He whispered.

“Yup! Goodnight!”


It was now 2am and V, Rap monster and the rest of Rap monster’s sad excuse of henchmen were done with the drug deal.

V didn’t exactly know how to categorize how this deal went. It didn’t go well, but it didn’t go horribly. The deal didn’t last as long as expected and no guns or knives were pulled out, not even a single fist thrown. He and Rap monster’s other back up guys just stood around as Rap monster and an old Japanese dude in a fancy suit talked for a few hours. That’s what he like about the meeting with the old-school yakuza, all the deals seemed to have a business-like vibe to them. However, like every past old-school yakuza meeting, Rap monster didn’t get his way. Rap monster just wasn’t able to convince the head honcho to take any drugs. Like the previous year, the guy’s mentality was to keep drugs out of Japan. He was willing to join forces and distribute shit to other countries, but Rap monster turned him down. If Rap monster went that route, there was no profit for him. Now that the deal was over, he could see the death stare Rap monster was giving the old guy. If Rap monster had a better gang in Japan, maybe he would have actually started a fight, but he knew better that to do something so stupid.

Rap monster was definitely not happy about the deal though. He punched the van’s side mirror clean off. “Those old fucks need to update their way of thinking! They are sitting on a gold mine of possibilities!” Rap Monster grabbed his hand now feeling some pain. “Ah fuck!” he grunted.

“I’ll wrap it up back at the hotel.” Minho said from the passenger’s seat. “…hasn’t completely healed from the gun shot and he goes doing this…” He grumbled under his breath.

Rap monster continued to mumble to himself as he took a seat in the van. “The deal in Fukuoka better go well. This other guy is new generation yakuza, only a few years older than us too. Maybe he’ll see things the way I do.”

“Why don’t you bring Hiro to the next one?” V suggested. “Didn’t you say his uncle was a member and that his uncle was trying to get him in the gang?”

“His uncle was a member, but when they found out Hiro was only half they tried to kill him remember! They offed his whole family, stupid!”

“Well sorry!”

“Those old shit heads don’t know how to use what they got anymore. If I was that old fuck, I would have used Hiro to infiltrate any fucking Korean gang! But no, stupid shit head killed everyone. Stupid bitches couldn’t even kill the right motherfucker! They wasted their time killing everyone else except him!”

V was exhausted and Rap monster’s incessant whining was annoying him already. “Well then why did you even make him the manager? He didn’t even let you do shit in the beginning either!”

Rap monster turned around and glared at him. “I needed the heads up on what was out there and we got a ton of valuable shit out of him.” he growled shutting V up.

The three of them were quiet most of the way back. V was about to doze off when he heard Rap monster calling out to him. “Tae?”

“Yeah?” He rubbed his eyes to try and keep them open a bit longer.

“You’ve been keeping an eye on Jungkook and y/n right?”

“Yeah.” He huffed putting his hands to his temples. He was just so tired and didn’t want to talk anymore.

“How are they together?”

“Um, they are good I guess. *yawn* They come off as more legit now.”

“What about when they aren’t in public?”

“My gosh! He isn’t gonna stop with the questions!” He thought. “Um, they seem to have gotten closer, more friendly I guess.” He said. Finally he could feel himself waking up again.


“All those questions for an “ok”!” V thought. He snapped and couldn’t stop himself from opening his mouth. “You know what? I don’t get the fucking point of them making them date! For Jungkook, being in a relationship isn’t some fucking punishment! Sure, he can’t go fucking around, but he’s gonna do it again eventually! And all that cute shit isn’t even making y/n uncomfortable anymore. What’s probably gonna happen is they are just going to fuck again, possibly even start liking each other!”

“I know.”

“You know?!? So, what’s the whole fucking point then?!?” He couldn’t stop himself from raising his voice.


There he went again with the stupid one word answers. V hated when Rap monster did that. Rap monster always did it as a way of belittling him to make himself feel even more superior. But as always, that tactic worked and V just couldn’t help but try to figure out what was going on in his head. “Love?!? No one here believe in stupid love! Especially not you or Jungkook!”

“Jungkook used to… until I took it away.” Rap monster said calmly.

“Exactly my fucking point! What the fuck does love have to do with anything?!? Are you trying to make up for the shit you did? Cuz like I said that-is-not-a-pun-ish-ment!” He emphasized. “I’ve been thinking about this whole scheme and I can’t get your angle on this. You know what? Maybe you didn’t think this through Namjoon.”

Rap monster let out a long sigh, as if frustrated by V’s “stupidity”. “I’m not making up for anything. I’m going to take his love away again.”

Picture! Picture! | kim taehyung

Originally posted by exoticmaknae

Pairing: taehyung/v x reader
Genre: one-shot, flUUFFFFFF
Length: 1.4k
Warnings: none
Summary: You were just another ARMY who was lucky enough to go to the Wings Tour in Chicago. It was the night that you would get to see BTS perform on stage and you thought life couldn’t get any better… or will it? Maybe one of the boys might notice you.

A/N: I actually based this one off of a dream I had a long time ago. It’s still fresh on my mind that I get shook thinking about it! Sometimes I hope it comes true, but an ARMY can only dream. *le sigh* anyways, I was thinking… should I do a second part? I’ll let you guys decide!
Also, I’m going to the Wings Tour in Chicago! If any of you guys are going too, hope to see you there~

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😊Galway Girl (Ethan x Reader)

Summary: Based off of the song Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. 😁 btw I looooooooove your blog *bear-hugs you*💖💖

Warnings: Alcohol

A/N: I love this song and Ed Sheeran so much! Thank you anon  💖

Originally posted by calvinsbbyg

Ethan’s POV

She played the fiddle in an Irish band
But she fell in love with an English man
Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand
Said, “baby, I just want to dance

I remember when I first saw you. You were in the streets of Galway playing outside of some bar. I was captured by your dark hair in space buns while there was glitter hidden within. You were playing the violin at a rapid pace, when your eyes looked up into mine. You started playing faster and slowly swayed towards me. You decided to dance with me. I kissed your neck as it felt like it was just us. I laughed at how confused your band members looked, but you didn’t seem to care.

Originally posted by couplenotes

I meet her on Grafton street right outside of the bar
She shared a cigarette with me while her brother played the guitar
She asked me what does it mean, the Gaelic ink on your arm?
Said it was one of my friend’s songs, do you want to drink on?
She took Jamie as a chaser, Jack for the fun
She got Arthur on the table with Johnny riding as a shotgun
Chatted some more, one more drink at the bar
Then put Van on the jukebox, got up to dance

“You smoke?” You asked, but I shook my head. You lit your cigarette as you eyed my arm. You noticed I had tattoos on my arm. They caught your attention for some reason. “What’s that? The ink?” You asked in the best English you knew as you blew out a cloud of smoke.

“It was a song my brother and I wrote one night.” I chuckled at the memory. I bought you a drink and learned your name was Y/N and that you were 22. I was 18 and I was touring, but you were just traveling for fun with your brother’s band. You were gorgeous. I couldn’t get over your fair skin with your dark eyeshadow.

“What’s your name?” You threw back a shot as your eyes screwed shut from the burn.

“Ethan.” But you can call me yours.” I said with a smirk. You laughed as you playfully pushed me while laughing at my terrible pick up line.

“Well Ethan, can I have a coin?” I handed you a silver coin as you raced to the jukebox. You ran back to me with a devilish smile on your face. “Dance with me?” Of course I couldn’t say no.

Originally posted by barryandiris

You know she beat me at darts and then she beat me at pool
And then she kissed me like there was nobody else in the room
As last orders were called was when she stood on the stool
After dancing to Kaleigh, singing to trad tunes
I never heard Carrickfergus ever sang so sweet
A capella in the bar using her feet for a beat
Oh, I could have that voice playing on repeat for a week
And in this packed out room swear she was singing to me

After we danced some, er you danced while I watched you since I didn’t have a sense of rhythm throughout my entire body. You kissed me like no one was watching. The feeling of your lips on mine were so captivating. It was safe to say I was trapped, but I didn’t mind. We played a couple rounds of darts, which you won. We even played pool with a guy with a snake tattoo on his neck, and you somehow beat us both. I bought you another drink as your prize. You decided you wanted to sing to a tune. I popped another coin in the jukebox again as you belted loudly to me. “This is my band’s new song and I just wrote it tonight while being with this guy.” You pointed to me as you swayed. You didn’t remember my name, but I didn’t mind.

Originally posted by love-me-like-this

And now we’ve outstayed our welcome and it’s closing time
I was holding her hand, her hand was holding mine
Our coats both smell of smoke, whisky and wine
As we fill up our lungs with the cold air of the night
I walked her home then she took me inside
To finish some Doritos and another bottle of wine
I swear I’m gonna put you in a song that I write
About a Galway girl and a perfect night

“Okay you guys need to leave.” The barkeep says to us as we were just giggling. Neither one of us were exactly sober, but I remember that night. I walked you home with my hand in yours. You would hiccup every so often and giggle at my hair because of the faded streak. We arrived at your front porch. I was thankful you invited me inside, because I had no idea where my hotel was at this point. We ate Doritos as you asked me about my life. You cracked open a bottle of wine and I had a few sips, but asked for water as I hated the bitter taste.

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“You can sleep in my room if you want. I won’t do anything.” You teased as you took my hand and led me to your bedroom. You room was a dark blue tint. Quite bare, but somehow so beautiful? I flopped on your bed as you lied in my arms. I held you close to me as I smelled the faint smell of smoke mixed with cherry blossom in your hair.

“When I get back to the states, I plan to talk about Galway girl and the perfect night in one of my youtube videos.” We laughed as you breathed in deeply.

“Make sure to mention my band.” You said with a chuckle as we both fell asleep. You were my pretty little Galway girl.

Originally posted by sensualkisses

What I Like About You

So I got this idea while I was busy trying to ruin @mamaastro‘s life:

him writing down a list of everything he loves about you when he misses you and adding on to it every day while on tour and when he comes back he accidentally leaves it out and you find it and he comes home to you reading the adorable things he’s written

I hope you guys enjoy it, Happy Valentine’s Day!


smile is so cute

wears my hoodies all the time

likes to sing off key to bother me

once ate every chocolate bar I had in the house in one sitting

falls asleep while reading

The list went on, covering every inch of the slightly worn out notebook paper it was on. Phrases were written diagonally, drawings littered the paper, and there was almost no original lined space left. The only reason you even knew it was for you was your name, written in a big heart, in the corner.

A small smile had begun making its way across your features as you tried to decipher more of your boyfriend’s haphazard handwriting.

hands fit perfectly in mine

likes making me give piggy back rides

cries at sad tv shows

Memories were running through your mind now of times you had called your boyfriend, hysterical, at three in the morning because you had finished marathoning a show and the ending was sad or a cliffhanger. He had always found it amusing, but had also always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better.

You thought back to the countless times he took your hands when the two of you were in crowds, or even when you both had down time. Slotting your fingers through his was routine for you, but it meant a lot. Now you knew he loved it too.

wakes me up by jumping on me

showers for like seven million years

loves cuddling

As your gaze traveled down the paper, you found your eyes getting misty. Myungjun actually took the time to list the reasons he loved you, and ended up filling up both sides of the paper. Suddenly, the front door of your apartment opening startled you. 

MJ locked the door behind him and took off his shoes as usual. He had showered at the Fantagio building already, and was entirely ready to devote what little time he had left to you. 

“Hey.” He said softly, seeing you reading on the couch. You looked at him, smiling, and he was surprised to see your eyes bright with unshed tears. MJ rushed to your side on the couch.

“What’s wrong?”

Shaking your head in reply, you surprised him by pulling him close and burying your face in his chest. MJ rubbed your back soothingly, confused and concerned.

You detached yourself from him and handed the list, watching his eyes grow wide once he realized you had read it. 

“I… I wrote this while we were touring, and added on to it whenever I missed you. It got kind of long…” Your boyfriend trailed off awkwardly, blushing because you had read all of his sweet words. You just smiled and hugged him again.

“Now it’s my turn to list everything I love about you.”


You hadn’t meant to find it- after all, you never, ever went through your boyfriend’s things without his permission. It just fell out when you were moving his lyrics notebooks over so you could study at your shared desk. Words were haphazardly scribbled all over the piece of scrap paper, your name randomly showing up once or twice on it.

listens to music so loud i can hear headphones a room over

biggest fan to ever fan ever

has stolen every sweater I own (reminder - buy more)

has so many books theres a pile under our bed

It took you a second to realize what it was - a list of your characteristics. You were concerned- it sounded kind of like a roast list. Annoying your boyfriend was not something you wanted to do - you loved him. Then, your eyes drifted to the top.

Everything I Love About My Babe

A smile lit up your face. Judging by the looks of it, Jinwoo had penned the list while he had been away on tour the last three months. He had missed you just as much as you had missed him.

double chin selfies (need to start a folder)

falling asleep on my chest

tries working out with me sometimes

acts exaggeratedly impressed when I flex

You laughed, covering your hand with your mouth. Jinwoo probably hadn’t meant for you to read any of the list, but once you had started it was difficult for you to stop. The months Astro had been away had been hard for both you and your boyfriend - you had spent many nights lightly spraying his old shirts in his cologne and going to sleep in them. 

loves stuffed animals

when I get back from tour I’m buying like ten

I miss my love :(

As the memories of countless nights without him and 3 a.m. skype calls hit you, tears started to roll down your cheeks. They were, of course, both those unshed while he was gone, and of finding his list. You laughed through your tears, blushing slightly at his sweet writings. 

The front door opened without you noticing, and Jinwoo came in. Right before opening his mouth to greet you, he saw you standing at the desk, hand covering your mouth, paper in hand. Crossing the room quickly, he enveloped you in a bear hug from behind, looking over your shoulder to see what you were looking at.

Jinwoo’s face went red at realizing you were reading his list. He nuzzled his nose into your neck, smiling shyly into it.

“You read my list?” 

“Yeah.” You replied, laughing lightly and wiping away your tears. “Yeah.” You said again, turning around and hugging him tightly. “I missed you too, you know.”

His low chuckle rumbled in your chest. “I’m here now.” You nodded and looked up at him.

“Let’s make our time count.”


You honestly thought it was a grocery list.

Lee Dongmin, wonder of all wonders, was the most organized human being you had ever known to be. He made lists for most things he could make lists for because he liked having things correct. It was something you loved dearly about him. Because of this, there were lists written on sticky notes and taped to walls and on the fridge and basically lists for everything on every hard surface in your house.

When you found a numbered looseleaf piece of paper with Dongmin’s neat handwriting all over it, the first thing you expected was a grocery list.

You were surprised, needless to say, when it was titled in his graceful script as, Things I Love About My Love.

Surprised and intrigued.

1) Chin fits right under my head

2) Feet don’t reach the ground when sitting on my lap

3) Sings loudly in the shower

You rolled your eyes at the comment about your height, but found yourself internally aww-ing at how Dongmin had taken the time to write out what he loved about you. The list went on and you raked a glance over it.

4) Watches every video or show with me in it

5) Wrote a detailed essay about To Be Continued for school

6) Got a perfect score on said essay

A laugh escaped your lips as you recalled the time you wrote a thesis paper on the effects of time travel and if it would be better to be aware of the fact that you time traveled or to not know what was occurring. The teacher had loved your arguments for both points.

She still had no idea that it was based off of your boyfriend’s web drama.

7) Most adorable laugh on the planet

8) Cries happy tears a lot

These two struck you as ironic, because at the exact moment you processed the words, you laughed and tears pricked the edges of your eyes. Suddenly the door swung open, Dongmin walking in with his dance bag in one hand, phone in the other. He noticed the list in your hand immediately.

“You found my list.” He said softly, smiling shyly. Nodding, you stretched out your arms. Dongmin walked into them complyingly, automatically lifting you up so your legs wrapped around his waist. “Have you read it all?”

“No.” You smiled, burying your face in the collar of his shirt so he wouldn’t see your blush. “Not yet.”

Dongmin smiled, carrying you to the couch and setting you down. He sat down beside you and took the list from your hands.

“Let me read it to you.”


Bin never wrote lists or things like that down on paper- after all, he had a smartphone.

You were surprised, needless to say, when you found a piece of paper, folded messily, sitting atop his desk. It was an ordinary piece of notebook paper, words scribbled all over it, front and back. Different colors of ink were used, some of the words were huge and others small. That was enough to pique your interest. 

Especially since, in the middle of the page, the words I <3 My Other Half were scrawled hugely, You smiled shyly, shaking your head. Bin got cheesier every day.

Snores loudly~

Looks cute in everything!

Does everything cutely <3

Even snores cutely ;)

You pursed your lips, trying to keep yourself from smiling at Bin’s sweet words. It was adorable that he had written a list of things he loved about you, you thought, and you reminded yourself to make sure to let him know you loved him back just as much. Sitting down in the chair at the desk, you continued reading the paper, unfolding it as you went.

Has really good conversations 

Enjoys spending time with me

Calls me everyday 

At the last one you were confused for a moment - after all, you had no need to call Bin everyday when he was with you all the time. Then it hit you - the list must have been made the month prior, while he was on tour with the boys. A small sigh escaped from you. Living without Bin for months on end had been difficult, especially since he had left for tour barely a month after moving in with you. 

When you eat dinner alone, you always feel less full than when the meal is shared with others. 

Stops to pet every dog and cat we see on walks

Leaves sticky notes on everything

Tries to act strong and doesn’t cry when we miss each other even when I’m on the verge of tears

Your breath caught in your throat. There had been early, early mornings when Bin had called you, voice shaking and raw from his tears, sobbing about how he couldn’t perform, how he missed you. You had cried, of course you had, but never where he could hear it. Once he had gotten back home, found his place by your side again, his sadness had dissipated, as had yours. You had almost forgotten about how bad it had gotten for him while you had been separated.

A stray tear found its way tracing a path down your cheek, as you brushed it away and chastised yourself - after all, Bin was back home with you. 

The door to your room opened silently. Moon Bin leaned against the doorframe, watching you read his list. He had in no way meant to leave it on his desk before he went to practice, but he was glad you had read it so you knew how much you meant to him. 

“It’s all true.” He said quietly, sweetly. You jumped up, eyes sparkling from tears, and smiled apologetically at your boyfriend.

“Sorry, I just saw it on the desk and-”

“It’s okay. I’m glad you read it, actually. Now you know the things I can’t put into verbal words, at least, and who you are to me.” You drew in a breath, and Bin suddenly knew.

He rushed over and gathered you into his arms at the exact moment you broke down, the emotions you had hidden for the past months hitting you like a wave. Your tears imprinted on his sweater, and, somewhere not nearly as visible, his heart. 

Bin pressed kisses into your hair as his arms wound tighter around you.

“It’s okay. I’m here now.”


Your boyfriend wasn’t the most verbally expressive- what he lacked for in words he made up for with sweet, genuine actions. Bouquets of flowers, small random gifts often, thoughtful sticky notes and reminders around the house. He thought of everything.

This had helped you while he had been gone on tour for a few months. Minhyuk had left behind sticky notes in random places around the house before leaving - in your favorite books, inside the boxes of your favorite snacks, even in your wallet and underneath the couch cushions. He had been back for weeks, and you were still finding the notes around the house.

When you saw a pad of sticky notes on the coffee table in your living room and writing on the top note, you figured it was one he had forgotten to take out and conceal. You decided to read it, after all, if it was meant for you you’d find it eventually anyways.

I Fell In Love Because

He had neatly titled the sticky note, and it seemed like he had taken time to make his handwriting legible. Underneath the header was a list. Interest piqued, you peeled the note off the pad, only to discover that the next one was a continuation of the list.

As was the one after that and the one after that and the one after that and so on.

knows when I need it to be quiet and knows when I don’t

likes watching dance practice

gives the best kisses

scrunches up nose when receiving kisses

intelligent and caring

You chewed on your lower lip. Minhyuk had always been sweet in his notes, but he had never listed off why he loved you. At reading his reasons, you let out a light laugh, genuine in nature. 

He had dated the second sticky note, telling you that the words had been written while he had been touring. A small feeling of untarnished love rooted itself in your chest. Even while he had things like choreography and his lyrics and schedules to focus on, he had kept you on his mind.

gets excited when watching variety shows

sings loudly while cooking

scared easily

back hugs the best 

front hugs the best

bear hugs the best

just the best at giving hugs and kisses and smiles

Your eyes teared up, rendering you almost unable to keep reading. Minhyuk had never voiced how he felt about you, but reading his words written in his distinct script made you feel as if he had. Just as you moved on to the next note, the doorknob turned and Minhyuk, tired, came in through your front door. 

The moment you saw him you rushed to greet him, something you usually never did because of how sweaty he was. This time, however, you didn’t mind as you jumped on him, tears slowly rolling down your face, laughing and smiling and mumbling how much you loved him. Confused, your boyfriend cautiously held you around your waist to keep you steady.

“Am I really the best at giving hugs?” You stepped back, still in his arms, and smiled up at him, waving the sticky note in front of his face. Realization finally dawned on Minhyuk’s face as he wiped away the remnants of your happy tears. He gave you a shy smile as he pulled you into his chest again.

Leaning down, he spoke right before he pressed his lips to yours.

“You’re also the best at giving kisses.”


The moment he had gotten back from being on tour, he made his way to your house. After hugging and greeting your mother and father, he finally got to see you again after months of only skyping. Tears had fallen, laughs had been swallowed in innocent kisses, and the two of you both became happier than you had been in a long while.

After a short two hours you noticed that, while his smile had not faded in the least, your boyfriend’s eye bags had somehow become more pronounced. Shooing him out immediately, you made him go to his parents house to sleep and catch up with them. It hurt you, because you had so much to discuss and so little time, but you always wanted the best for Sanha.

As you sat back down on your bed after saying goodbye, you noticed he had left his jacket in your room. You picked it up.

Surprisingly, a folded up scrap of paper fell out of his pocket. Smoothing it out, you realized it was something of a list, with words and little scribbled hearts and stick people all over the margins as well.

loves animals and has a bunch of animal onesies

Immediately you knew the list was about you. Whenever Sanha came over, you were almost always wearing an elephant onesie, or a frog onesie, or a bear onesie, or something like that.

blasts music 24/7

hoards memes in camera roll

You snorted, covering the lower half of your face on impulse. It was true - out of boredom while Sanha had been gone on tour you had sent him numerous memes you had created with screenshots of the Astro boys, not to mention a painful number of minion memes and pepes. 

loves family a lot

amazing photographer and selfie taker extraordinaire

steals my hats a lot but looks better than me in them so it’s okay

likes napping on me

beats me in super mario kart

i miss playing super mario kart :(

good at making me feel better when I feel sad

His list took a small turn as you could feel the melancholy in his written words. Biting your lips, you willed the tears away while reading the rest of the list, which also, not helping your oncoming onslaught of tears, was about how much he missed you. The list, you realized, had been written while touring. 

reads happy poetry to me when I need it

That broke your dam. Out of everything you had missed being able to do with Sanha, you had missed reading to him the most. On days after school when he could afford being a few minutes late to practice, he always swung by your house to listen to you recite Robert Frost or Ku Sang. Sitting on your porch swing, his head on your shoulder as he listened to you read. Those were his favorite days. 

The tears fell fast. You let a small sob escape. Right as you gulped, you heard an intake of breath behind you before feeling long arms wrap around your shoulder from the back, pulling you into his chest.

“I came to get my jacket.” Your  boyfriend said quietly, resting his chin on the top of your head. You let out another shuddering sigh. 

“What happened?” He asked, turning you around. Sanha looked genuinely concerned. Smiling through your tears, you shook your head and held up his list.

“It just hit me, how much I missed you.” You wiped away your tears with the side of your hands before pulling Sanha into you again. He hugged you back, deftly plucking the list from your fingers as well. 

“I won’t be needing this, now that I don’t miss you anymore. The real thing is always better.”

Anonymous said: about the prompts - sick!dan and kyle taking care of him or they had fight about something

this didn’t turn out the way i anticipated it to turn out… but dan has been having a cold lately, and that inspired me. and they’re not fighting in this, per se… but bickering like little kids. hope you like it anyway! some fluff and kinda crack-ish, ~2 600 words

Dan wouldn’t think of himself as a very fussy person when it comes to being ill. He never complains about it, not wanting to worry anyone else with him not feeling good, and he’s never had to have a gig cancelled due to illness. And today is not going to be the first time.

“You should probably see someone for that cold.”

Dan looks up from his phone screen, having been busy going through his morning Twitter feed. It’s still filled with positive comments about ‘Comfort of Strangers’, and Dan can’t help but feel flattered over the artwork their fans put the time and effort into creating, based on their music. “What?” he asks, watching as Kyle flops down on the couch in the lounge area of the bus.

“You’ve been snoring worse than Woody.” Kyle points out. “Been keeping me up.”

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ufonaut  asked:

can u pretty pls make an intro post abt the stone roses

The Band

Ian Brown

John Squire

  • guitarist
  • as well as being one of the greatest guitarists ever to walk to earth he’s also a massivley talented artist
  • really into jackson pollock (there she looks like a painting/jackson pollocks number five)
  • designed/painted all their sleeve artwork
  • its really neat
  • became friends with ian in school after ian helped him fight the school bully :*)
  • had another band called the Seahorses and some solo stuff 
  • announced he was giving up music for painting in 2007 but came back to the band when they reformed


  • alan “reni” wren
  • drummer
  • not an exaggeration to say he’s the greatest drummer of his generation
  • no really pete townshend was at their first gig and he thought reni was the greatest drummer he’d ever seen since keith moon and tried to steal him after the show
  • mani says he was actually better at bass than he was as well
  • made the bucket hat into such an icon that it became known as the ‘reni hat’
  • a man of mystery, disapeared for sixteen years in between the breakup and reunion, no one knows where he went


  • gary “mani” mountfield
  • bassist
  • more like LEGEND
  • what a sweetheart i love mani
  • he loves darts? ok
  • one time he and peter hook from new order and andy rourke from the smiths all got drunk together and decided to form a manchester bassists supergroup called Freebass, a plan which they actually followed through on
  • joinded primal scream after he left the roses in ‘96
  • he’s always on football programs pontificating about man u
  • “you can’t ride two bikes with one arse” - mani, 2011

the stone roses formed in 1983 (ish) in manchester after various false starts, and they played their first gig in 1984 supporting pete townshend at an anti-herion concert after ian sent him a letter which read "I’m surrounded by skagheads, I wanna smash ‘em. Can you give us a show?“. they struggled to find their sound until mani joined in 87, amd everything fell into place. their first album was released in 1989, but they became entangled in miles of red tape after trying to switch labels and everything got very messy and the second album didn’t do so well and things just. fizzled out. they broke up officially in 1996. but! they reunited in 2011 it was a miracle and liam gallagher wept tears of joy (even though nothings really happened since except a few gigs and tours now and then but its nice theyre back together and still friends)

The Albums

The Stone Roses

  • the album that defined a generation
  • kicked off the Madchester scene, inspired bands like The Happy Mondays etc.
  • the john squire piece used for the cover is ‘Bye Bye Badman’ (based on the song of the same name on the album) - the song is about the 1968 paris student riots where protestor would suck lemons to ward off the effects of tear gas used by the police (choke me, smoke the air/in this citrus sucking sunshine) hence the tricolour and the lemon slices
  • im sort of at a loss as for what to say its?? iconic?? era defining?? life changing??
  • just listen to it its magnificent and ethereal and shimmering and full of glory and light and vast landscapes of sound and colour
  • when it first came out there were nightclubs in manchester where the djs would just play the album on repeat all night and everyone was fine with it
  • theres a song about assassinating the queen of england on there its… pretty great

The Second Coming

  • released in 1994 bc of all the legal hassle (amongst other problems)
  • its a good album but like. its no stone roses
  • i do love it tho
  • unfortunatley the public didnt and one thing after another led to the breakup of the band
  • still good tho still good

More Fun Stone Roses Facts

  • Liam Gallagher was inspired to form a band when he attended a stone roses gig at the age of sixteen (his forst ever gig)
  • “when I heard Sally Cinnamon for the first time, I knew what my destiny was” - Noel Gallagher (same noel same)
  • oh man my fave roses story of all time: their old label released a vid for sally cinnamon without the bands permission and they hated it so they went to the guys house and threw paint all over his car and inside his house and they got arrested (video here)
  • one time ian brown was on this art show and? idk i love to watch it its cute and he tells funny stories
  • the bands home movie, ft john in a kayak, john on the toilet, ian dancing alone by a lake
  • more behind the scenes footage, ft. shirtless reni w/ stubble and smiling john. nice
  • they used to be very uh. taciturn in interviews. staring blankly at the journalists, mumbling their answers, basically not caring at all. its great
  • their gig at spike island was sort of the woodstock of manchester, despite being a completley awful gig (bc of rain, sound issues etc) but, like woodstock, everyone claims to have been there bc it was so iconic
  • they made a film about it (called spike island); the roses arent actually in it but its really really good bc its so aesthetically on point. also emilia clarke and nico mirallegro (the astoundingly hot guy who plays finn on my mad fat diary) are in it so. well worth watching, esp to get a feel for how much of an impact the band had
  • sorry i watched the trailer again and now im crying i love this film please watch it
  • ian had a song called Keep What Ya Got and Noel Gallagher’s in the video and i want to cry it’s really cute
  • and finally, if you never watch anything roses related in your life again, please watch The Second Second Coming (”if the stone roeses was tron… then i’d be jeff bridges… and you’d be tron”)
fic: Liquid Confidence

title: liquid confidence

warnings: alcohol, smut (but it’s not overly descriptive) & swearing

word count: 3900

description: final bows have been taken, the curtains have closed and the bittersweet taste of the tour ending is soon replaced by one too many cocktails. through their drunken hazes, they end up alone together, reminiscing on the old days and laughing in awe at this crazy life they have. and then phil is kissing dan and it’s not so funny anymore.

“You know, I’ve spent my whole life trying to create something worth it. Something that people will remember,” Dan says and squints up at the stars, “And I have. I’ve done more than I ever could have imagined, y’know, this tour has been incredible and the book and everything, but,” his gaze drops to his hands, “but I still feel like there’s this one thing that’s missing and I don’t know what that is.”

“Except I sort of do know,” he adds as an afterthought, and maybe it’s his alcohol intake or maybe it’s the way the moonlight is falling across Phil’s face, but the words are going to fall off of his tongue and he can’t be bothered to stop them.

a/n: this fic has been a monster to complete, and i’m so happy to be finally posting it! it’s been a month since i posted and wow that’s awful. i hope this makes up for it.

read on AO3 if you prefer 

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