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Was  the publication of “A Series Of Unfortunate Events” nothing but a marketing scam?

The success of the series remains a mystery to this day: why would any publisher in their right mind publish and promote a book that prides itself on being terrible, let alone thirteen? There was simply no market for it. Although its sales could retroactively be explained as a collective enthralling of morbid fascination, it must have been hard for Daniel Handler to get his foot in the door. Someone, somewhere, apparently thought that an abysmal product which revels in its own filthiness was a good idea. So where was the profit? Who was originally supposed to benefit from Daniel Handler’s ill-conceived and ungodly experiment?

Other writers, that’s who.

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anonymous asked:

may i request both of your crush headcanons (ex: how they act/treat their crush, would they pass notes, any specific things they do JUST for their crush, etc etc) for the hosts + haruhi? :oo i'm curious to see what you two think!



  • Tamaki is dense as hell about his crush but you guys already knew that so at first he’s just putting the charms on you because he sees beauty in you just like he does with his clients
  • and he’ll just attempt to spend as much time with you as possible and call you sweet nicknames and his usual princely shit but then he suddenly starts to realise w h o a h i really like doing this kind of stuff around you
  • he ends up trying to rope you into the host cub family and gets you involved with all their shenanigans and you just end up being swept along with the tide like gdi tamaki
  • and then he starts getting JEALOUS whenever anyone else especially tHOSE SHADY TWINS gets a bit too close to be considered friendly and at first he just thinks ‘well they’re a part of our family, im just being protective’ but then Kyoya’s just like ‘nope. not doing this shit again. you like them. in a romantic sense not a family one gdi tamaki you want to be their boyfriend now stfu.
  • que sudden realisation on tamaki’s part
  • and he doesn’t really know how to act around you now so he just decides to up the charm (and gets really flustered at the same time and usually ends up embarrassing himself horribly by staring at you for too long when you’re walking together and careening into a pole or something).
  • put it this way; to him a moment when he doesn’t have your attention is a moment wasted
  • senpai wants to be noticed so badly
  • plz notice him and put him out of his misery


  • dude. its Haruhi. she has no clue that she even likes you.
  • but its pretty clear to everyone else so there’s that
  • she just makes an effort to spend time with you and hang out and she’s just always there being nice and helpful and friendly and w o w be still my beating heart just look at that smile
  • she’s so unbelievably good to you like ‘you’re worried about an upcoming test??? we can study together at my house. i’ll cook dinner!’ 
  • ‘you need notes from that class you missed?? i’ll copy out mine for you.’ 
  • ‘you lost your phone?? i’ve got time lets spend the next three hours traipsing around the building calling it until we hear it.’
  • she pretty much sees you as one of her closest friends who she admires very much because you’re really great and talented and attractive in her eyes and she - wait what attractive??
  • ‘oh.’
  • ding dong you got it Haruhi.
  • and now she’s just a big flustered MESS around you at all possible times and trying her best not to show it because is this okay am i too close or not close enough do oh no have they twigged because im acting weird they can probably tell what if they dont feel the same way somebody please kill me god damn
  • eventually Kyoya figures it out of course and sometimes he makes very sly comments when you’re around, hinting that she likes you and Haruhi just has to kind of discreetly kick him like stfu kyoya u heinous space herpe
  • not to mention the way her head just SNAPS to a conversation whenever you’re mentioned and yeah we all knew it Haruhi you are just too cute for words.


  • yeah at first he’s gonna avoid you like the plague because what is happening to him why the hell is he reacting so strongly wtf all u did was pIC K UP A PenC IL G oD
  • okay so AFTER Haruhi, Kaoru and Honey smack sense into him and he comes to terms with it its great because he’s not competing against his brother or anyone else this time so yeah he just gOES FOR IT
  • Hikaru will legit resort to any means to get your attention/an excuse to hang out
  • any means
  • srsly he’s the kind of guy who’ll throw notes at your head in class just so that you both get detention or nick your wallet or something when youre not looking just so he can ‘find’ it for you later
  • ‘you’re failing that class?? WHAT A COINQUIDINK im failing too we should totes have a study date or something’
  • ‘oh dear i seem to have spilled my coffee all over you whoops SO sorry here take my shirt and lemme walk you to class’
  • he really does take off his shirt. this boy has no shame.
  • and whaaaaaaat??? rumours that you two are dating??? he totally didnt see this coming or hope those would spring up but hey you know thats not such a bad idea >;D
  • prepare for him to be super jealous all the time whenever you talk to other people like ‘whoah hey wtf hikaru i was in the middle of a conversation’ ‘no dont talk to them i swear on my life they were leering at your ass. im just looking out for you here, they’re probably a sexual deviant. bad news stay away.’
  • whatta dweeb


  • he’s so nice what the hell Kaoru this level of selflessness is inhuman i stg
  • he just loves spending time with you and hanging out and doing things together this puppy is pretty much at your beck and call what a sweetie
  • of course that doesn’t mean you’re exempt from the light jokes and teasing that accompanies it
  • he’s basically at your side as much as he’s at his brothers (which means that you now have both of the twin’s attention well done prepare for hell and mischief)
  • but he pretty much makes himself your own personal superman like ‘wHOOPS you nearly tripped lucky i was there to catch you’ and ‘you’re off sick?? ill copy my notes for you. also what kind of soup do you like cause im coming over’
  • Kaoru is fun! He’s the kind of guy who’ll just text you like ‘are you busy?? not anymore there’s a carnival in town so get dressed, im waiting outside!’ and then he just drags you off and its loads of fun and youre just like ????? are u just being a fun friend or do u like me????
  • yeah thats another thing he’s so good of a friend that it becomes really hard for you to tell that if he actually has the dokis for you or if he’s just really friendly because he’s not FLIRTING with you like he does when he’s hosting and its confusing, but really he’s treating you differently and genuinely because he does actually like you and he wants you to stop treating him like just a friend AND ITS ALL VERY CONFUSING and absolutely perfect for a tense confession scene aww yeah aHEM we’ll totally write that if u guys request it
  • also prepare for Hikaru to get tired of waiting for his bro to make a move and attempt to be his wingman and he’s just dropping hints everywhere BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE CATCHING ON
  • Hikaru is 4378436% done with both of you. ‘omfg just kiss already you’ll make a lot of people happy’
  • the host club has started a betting pool on which one of you is gonna break and confess first lets just say Haruhi ends up with a LOT of moolah by the end of this charade


  • the denial is strong in Kyoya ohhh boy
  • YOU THINK HIKARU’S BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF DENIAL THAT IS HAPPENING HERE like he’s used to being charming and suave with his clients but this is different he actually has feelings for you???? huh??????? what is he supposed to do with those????
  • feelings are too much hassle goodbye
  • its likely that Kyoya would try to shove these feelings into a box in the corner of his mind and never ever ever think about you or how you make his heart do weird things or how nice you look when you laugh or how attractive your smile is and god fucking dammit
  • and even though he’s trying to suppress what he deems to just be a ‘distraction’ his soft spot for you still shows in ways he doesn’t realise until after he’s done it
  • ‘oh my god did i just offer them a discount what the hell is WRONG with me’
  • /i wont say im in love plays softly in the distance/
  • once he actually comes to terms with his feelings tho he starts PLANNING
  • if he’s going to do this whole ‘crush’ thing he’s gonna do it RIGHT gosh darn it.
  • he ends up using the host club to his advantage by making sure that they’re always serving your favourite food or doing a theme you like cause hey if it gets you there, he’s happy.
  • expect to run into him everywhere and every time you somehow get roped into getting lunch at really nice and expensive places with him and eventually its like ‘???? are we on a date Kyoya??’
  • ‘Well, duh.’
  • ‘oh. cool.’


  • Honey KNOWS he’s cute and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t use it to his advantage here
  • he is affectionate as hell and he’s always around you or holding your hand or giving you hugs or sometimes when he gets really confident or ahead of himself he’ll plant big kisses on your cheeks and HE GETS AWAY WITH IT because everyones just like ‘awww thats Honey-senpai for ya’
  • tbh about half of your life is spent sitting at his table eating with him because how can you say no to a face like that
  • but here’s the kicker *drumroll*… he saves food for you
  • i know right
  • like if he knows you’re coming today he will find your favourite flavour bring it to his table and protect it with his life if he has to no one is allowed to touch the desserts he saves for you
  • its terrifying tbh
  • Mori totally knows about his big fat crush tho and most of his time is spent hovering over Honey’s shoulder whispering ‘tell them’
  • he’s confident - maybe even overly so - in interacting with you as his crush, and later as your s/o,  but we think he’d actually be pretty nervous about the actual confession part 
  • like he’s super worried that you only see him as this little brother figure and he knows that you smiling at him in that way that makes his stomach flip when he does something cute doesn’t equal attraction and you guys are pretty much surrounded by these other hot people who people are falling all over and bless his soul youre perfect just the way you are Honey don’t ever change you can be cute and a boyfriend at the same time my darling


  • bruh. Mori is so unbelievably chill about this.
  • in fact, he’s SO chill that it presents a problem because it’s almost impossible for anyone but Honey to figure out that he likes you at all.
  • the one big factor? He talks more when you’re around. you bring out his more talkative (and flirty) side because he really just wants to keep your attention.
  • and you’re like ???????????????????????? did big silent Mori just FLIRT with you???
  • hell yes he did and you better respond my friend
  • doki doki
  • while he really wants to hang out with you he’s sometimes not exactly not sure how to ask, and that’s where Honey comes into the picture
  • Honey will often drag you along to spend time with him and Takashi and then have some sort of ‘emergency’ thats causes him to abscond so you’re left with Mori and Mori has no qualms whatsoever about this
  • PS Honey is a matchmaking genius
  • He also likes having study dates with you because you guys get to spend time together without relying on conversation to keep it going (also because he gets to call it a date and it makes him feel all wibbly inside)
  • spoiler alert: Mori is actually adorkable when it comes to romance
  • when he finally does confess its gonna be romantic (and surprising) as hell aww yeah

- Admin Kits and Beckett

RFA + V + Saeran x MC

Prompt: MC is busy cleaning or cooking or whatever, listening to music so he/she gets into it and starts dancing… RFA + V + Saeran reactions.

Word count: 718

Warnings: Nothing unless you cringe at too much embarrassment but let me tell you 707s reaction KILLS ME

Author: Faith (@mysticjumunnie)


☆comes into the kitchen to see MC jamming
☆literally just stops for a second
☆*MC jumping up and down*
☆*head bangs at some point*
☆*head bangs too hard and hits head on open cabinet*
☆707 was filming by this time
☆completely LOSES IT
☆his laughing gets so loud MC turns around while holding head
☆oh shit moment
☆video ends with MC chasing 707


☆finds MC in their shared room
☆radio on playing some kpop song (most likely DOPE by bts)
☆is just kinda like ’???’
☆then realize the spontaneous jerks MC is doing is suppose to be d a n c i n g
☆then is like ‘oh shit’
☆doesn’t know whether to be embarrassed or amused
☆both tbh
☆then when MC sees Jumin they get so embarrassed
☆so since he loves them
☆it kills him but he does //it//
☆this boi
☆he fucking dabs
☆sees MC’s face light up and immediately dies on the inside
☆claims he only did it because MC was being embarrassing
☆when really he’s sercetly the k i n g of dabbing
☆you heard it here folks


☆sees you in the living room dusting
☆isn’t really surprised tbh
☆he’s usually the one to initiate the dancing tho
☆being in the theatre industry and all
☆but the thing that gets him shook
☆after a series of weird movements
☆MC starts twerking
☆I meaN
☆MC’s twerking isn’t even good
☆but like
☆he starts twerking with MC
☆the actual fucking look of horror in MCs eyes is c o m i c a l
☆*gives MC the ‘get on my level’ smirk*
☆need I say more???

☆finds MC doing laundry
☆doesn’t really think anything of MCs head banging at first
☆*Mc jumps up doing the robot*
☆actually pretty darn good at it too like shit
☆this bb boi I swear he is so shook
☆literally stops everything he’s doing
☆when I say everything I mean both LOLOL and breathing
☆just stares at MC
☆honestly so amazed
☆until MC starts head banging agains gets dizzy, falling on their ass
☆Yoosung this sweet child
☆freaks out because 'OH NO MC ILY R U OKAY’
☆in the end after their okay just fucking laughs for a solid 5 minutes


☆most surprised out of all of them
☆their relationship is more conservative but like when they got comfortable things like this started happening
☆finds MC watering the garden
☆headphones in but music all the way up so Jaehee hears the music MC is listening to
☆probs one of the musical soundtracks Zen was in tbh
☆the dancing was subtle at first
☆like casual swaying but then
☆MC sees Jaehee and gets an idea
☆tries to seduce Jaehee because why not
☆looks Jaehee straight in the eyes and tries to do those body roll thingys
☆fucking fails
☆but looks so adorable that Jaehee cracks a smile and just pats MC on the back
☆'nice try’ -Jaehee at some point
☆still probably gets seduced tho because damn it MC you’re so hecking cute


☆can’t really see you but like he feels his way to the bedroom
☆here’s a stomping noise and is just like 'wot’
☆eventually asks what MC is doing
☆silence for a good minute
☆MC deciding they should admit they were attempting the worm
☆keyword attempting
☆literally looked like a fish out of water
☆good thing V couldn’t see
☆tells him in the end and gets a 'this is why I love you’ smile
☆sweetest most supportive guy ever tbh
☆why isn’t there a V route yet???


☆this boi
☆legit never knows what to expect from MC
☆when he found MC dancing in rhe bathroom while curling their hair
☆he had to sit down for a minute
☆totally fucking looses it
☆type of guy who doesn’t smile much but when he gets amused he gets //amused//
☆like knee slapping, stomping on the floor type of amused
☆with good reason tho
☆MC was lip syncing while doing the old fashioned running man/rowing the boat
☆most likely thinking 'why is MC like this I fucking l o v e it’
☆he’s literally just so amused its so cute
☆this edgy boi turns into cute snorting dork
☆yes he fucking snorts its adorable 572857399% cannon in my head


Remember requests are open! And I actually really fucking loved writing this it was so fun just aaaaaaaaaaah. Anywho, working on more if ya like it, thanks!

If Aizen's army were assigned letters of the alphabet

As requested by anon. :)

What if the arrancar, like the Quincy, were given a letter of the alphabet to represent some aspect of themselves or their power? And what if I, BLG, strove hard to make sure that every letter was used, and that no letters were repeated (except for people sharing one position)? This would be the result!

1. Aizen: A for “Absolute”

Aizen: I possess absolute power, absolute knowledge, and absolute planning skills.

Aizen: I’m an absolute kind of guy.

2. Charlotte: B for “Beauty”

Yumichika: Now that’s just false advertising.

Charlotte: Only for those who don’t understand beauty!

3. Halibel: C for “Cascade”

Halibel: Because it is my power.

Halibel: Not all of these are very creative.

4. Nelliel: C for “Centaur”

Nelliel: Before Halibel’s time, I was Espada C, for “Centaur.”

Nelliel: Kinda spoiled the suspense of my release, to be honest.

5. Grimmjow: D for “Destruction”

Grimmjow: ‘Cause that’s what I bring wherever I go!

Ichigo: I can’t believe you’re not K for “Kitty.”

Grimmjow: …don’t make me demonstrate my epithet on you.

6. Luppi: D for “Deathipus”

Luppi: Because I am OCTOPUS of DEATH.

Grimmjow: …what the actual fuck

Luppi: Look, I replaced you, so I had to make D work.

Luppi: I tried, okay?

7. Ulquiorra: E for “Empty”

Ulquiorra: Because I am the espada of emptiness.

Ulquiorra: Which makes sense I suppose.

Ulquiorra: Although I cannot believe that Aizen-sama didn’t make me H for Heart.

8. Wonderweiss: F for “Fire-extinguisher”


Aizen: What?

9. Starrk: G for “Gunslinger”

Starrk: A *lone* gunslinger.

Starrk: Just to clarify.

10. Aaroniero: H for “Hungry”

Aaroniero: Hungry for powers!

Aaroniero: Just to specify.

Aaroniero: Since that stupid epithet makes me sound like I want a sandwich or something.

11. Barragan: I for “Inexorable”

Barragan: Such is my power: inexorable, unable to be avoided or withstood.

12.  Tosen: J for “Justice”

Tosen: I am justice.

Tosen: And I have the arm-chopping credentials to prove it.

13. Szayel: K for “Knowing”

Szayel: The pursuit of knowledge is, after all, key to my success: I collect intel on all of my enemies.

Szayel: I am the guy who knows.

14. Zommari: L for “Love”

Zommari: But I am not identical to PePe.

Zommari: I am not.

15. Nnoitra: M for “Mantis”

Nnoitra: Because that terrifying predator is my release: the preying mantis!

Ichigo: You mean that bug that gets its head eaten by females?

Nnoitra: …shut the hell up.

16. Nirgge: N for “Nose”

Nirgge: Because my trunk is my weapon.

Nirgge: But “T” was taken.

17. Poww: O for “Overpower”

Poww: I am giant and I overpower my enemies.

Poww: That is all.

Poww: Never got much of a personality, I guess.

18. Lilinette: P for “Pistol”

Lilinette: Which I think gives too much away, frankly!!

19. Findorr: Q for “Question”

Findorr: It may not be my power, but I *do* like to ask people trivia questions!

Findorr: That tendency is honored in my epithet!

Findorr: But mostly I think “Q” is just a hard letter and the blogger was tired.

BLG: …shut up.

20. Yammy: R for “Rage”

Yammy: Do I really need to explain this one?

21. Ggio: S for “Saber”

Soi Fon: Lies. You don’t fight with a saber.

Ggio: No, I AM a saber! A saber-toothed tiger!

Soi Fon: Oh. I didn’t notice.

Ggio: Y-you didn’t notice??

22. Apacci, Sung-Sun and Mila Rose: T for “The Trio”

Apacci: That fail epithet makes us sound like a singing group.

Mila Rose: Shut up! Halibel-sama likes it!

Sung-Sun: And at least we aren’t T for “Threesome” like Ichimaru wanted.

23. Rudbornn: U for “Unending”

Rudbornn: Such is my power: endless buds creating endless soldiers.

Rudbornn: I cannot be defeated because I am unending.

Rukia: You can be defeated, actually.

Rudbornn: Shhhhh

24. Gin: V for “Venom”

Gin: Me? Venomous?

Gin: I don’t know what you’re referring to, Aizen-sama.

25. Tesla: W for “Warthog”

Tesla: My epithet is my animal, just like Nnoitra-sama’s.

Tesla: I’m so happy.

26. Abirama: X for “X-treme”

Kira: That is not how you spell “extreme.”

Abirama: It is if you’re X-TREME!

27. Cirucci: Y for “Yo-Yo”


Ishida: Yo-Yo? Is that a reference to your weapon?

Ishida: A mocking reference?

Cirucci: Shut up!

Cirucci: All the good letters were taken!

28. Dordoni: Z for “Zesty”

Dordoni: What do you think of my epithet, Niño?

Dordoni: Pretty fitting, am I right?

Dordoni: I have some zesty moves!


Ichigo: I need to go boil my eyes now.

you…can do this…WE can do this…it’s a simple matter of mind over anime

you’ve been training your whole life for this moment

and now it has come

last week

the water is alive

once you dive in it will immediately bare its fangs and attack

how did we go

from this sweet perfectly seasoned curly fry. this tiny pure tater tot. this adorable and beautifully golden fried potato knish 

to the mayo and sin drenched potato salad we’ve all come to know and love/hate

i ask you—how?

have you ever seen someone so seamlessly annoyed yet inwardly pleased at the same time. only my son, ladies and gents. only my son


actual picture of me watching this anime whenever JJ is on screen




like honestly

what am i even supposed to say? what could i possibly add to this? there is no joke i can make, there’s no reaction gif i can use. there aren’t words to express except for: this show is wonderful and makes me so incredibly happy 

the fact that literally everyone ignore JJ feeds my soul on a primal level

you literally gave yuri your grandpa’s home made pirozhki, wished him a happy birthday, and had a genuine bonding moment while snow fell gently around you just last episode. you are literally fooling no one Edgelord. go buy some more studded belts from hot topic and calm the frick down

how is this show REAL where did this pole even COME FROM

…that’s a dumb question obviously chris keeps a collapsible one on his person at all times for just such an occasion 

HIS LITTLE BLUSH AND GASP ARE YOU K I D D I N G ME how is my lone fragile body meant to take on this much!! it can’t i tell you it can’t!!!!!!!!!!!

well folks. that’s it. i’m gone. i’m done. i’m packing my bags and i’m running away. deep deep into the mountains where none of you will ever hear form me again, never to return. it will be a hard life, but a simpler one. a life where all i need is myself and my knife, one girl facing the odds, never again plagued by the trials and tribulations of this modern world. never again burdened by the all consuming darkness…of sports anime…

jk see you all next week

Fave December Fics

Got a lot of great stuff to share this month, there was a massive outpouring of talent in December so kudos to everyone!

One Shots

It Wouldn’t Be Terrible by @tnlph

This is an oldie, but I re-read it and fell in love all over again, so it had to make the list. Killian and Emma as best friends is a trope I will never, ever get over and this take on it, where she’s forgotten that she married him is maybe the most epic version I’ve read yet. Re-reading this I realised just how inspired I am by @tnlph in my own writing. Embarrassingly so, but yeah, their fics are always great.

I Will Learn to Let You Go by @lifeinahole27

Oh wow, I adore this, it’s so tragic and stunning. I don’t know how to feel about the fact that I almost wished Graham, who I love, dead. She takes the old soulmates trope and turns it on its head in a really cool way. (And now there’s a second chapter to flail over and IT IS GLORIOUS!!!*)

*I always hear this in the Cyber King voice in my head. I have no idea if anyone will get that reference, but if you do, I salute you!

The 12 Tropes of Christmas by @lovethatshit

Carly’s back with another awesome and utterly hilarious fic. It’s embarrassing how much I love this, she skewers every festive meet cute/set up ever while also building this charming romantic story. Write more fics lady, they’re all amazing!

Santa’s daughter by @emmaofmisthaven

Genuinely the most Christmassy of CS Christmas fics there likely will ever be. This is so smart and sweet, basically perfection in a red leather jacket.

Sex=weird, no? by @swanisma

I am continually inspired by the CS community and the reactions to Carrie Fisher’s passing were utterly beautiful. This (100% Captain Swan) fic is as witty as Carrie herself and is a lovely tribute to the icon that we’ll all sadly miss.

Make You Feel Good by @phiralovesloki

Genderbending CS smut that is realistic, romantic and sexy as hell. I can’t say much more without spoiling it, but this is a really unique bit of smutty goodness and it’s a fabulous read.

Christmas Roses by @justanotherwannabeclassic

So, way back when Shea released the final part of Roses in December there was a throwaway line about Christmas and my festive-o-meter kicked into overdrive and I made her a Christmas photoset for her fic.. Like you do. Roll on December and she produces this masterpiece that is everything I could’ve dreamed of (plus a little bit more.) Her prose is pure poetry that’s like a hug straight to the heart. Love it, love it, love it.

Hot Toddy by @startswithhope

A fun, flirty and (mildly) festive bit of smut that’s suitable for any time of year. Very naughty, but very nice too! ;)


Renegades by @mahstatins

When an author’s words can causes me to do multiple flails and melodramatic heart clutching, I’d say their fic has earned a spot on my list. It’s high drama, but in a way that feels really organic and the dynamic between Killian and Emma is k i l l i n g me. I actually did a little melodramatic heart clutch just now, just thinking about what happened in the last chapter. It’s that good. I’m so excited for more.

Author of the Month @effulgentcolors

It had to be her, didn’t it? Warming our hearts with her series of adorable Christmas fics in the run up to the big day. It’s such a lovely sweet idea and the stories are so varied that it never got old.. I’d happily have had another 24!

My favourite of the fics? New Tales from the Old Forest an adorable story featuring Killian as a famous author whose stories may sound a little familiar. But it really is a tough call. I love thinking that next year I’ll have this CS advent calendar to look forward to, exciting, hey?!

My Fics 

I’ve written quite a few fics for you this month… Much more than I would in a normal month anyway.

Chapter 4 of The Masks We Wear (Also on AO3)

Killian and Emma are colleagues, friends and they’re madly in love with each other. If only they could work out that their feelings are totally requited. But then, if they still haven’t figured out that they work together as superheroes in their spare time, there’s probably no hope for them. Probably.

December 15 1/3 (Also on AO3)

My CSSS gift for @ladyfirefly - and I promise more is coming soon! Killian and Emma as best friends through the years.

The Perfect Gift  (also on AO3)

Emma is desperately searching for the perfect gift for her best friend, Killian Jones.

The Best Wrapper in the West (also on AO3)

“We both work as gift wrappers in a post store and it’s Christmas Eve but nobody is here so we decide to fool around and wrap each other up but oh god our boss is coming and how are we supposed to explain ourselves”

Thanks everyone for sharing such fabulous fics with us all!