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Snapchat Mishaps {Pt 4}

Warnings:  S M U T , NSFW gifs, swearing , bucky being an ass. angst.

~ I don’t know why this chapter came out to angst, but the next ones will be pure smut I swear ; just hang in there 😘😏😏

MasterList    Snapchat Mishap Masterlist !

 Spending the night in buckys room was like having a sleepover with wanda or Nat( minus the booze and face masks ) . You stayed up and talked for a while , just about random things and you managed to learn a lot about each other that you didn’t know ; then you watched movies for hours , until you fell asleep cuddled into his side in the early hours of the morning .

When you wake up, you find yourself pressing up against Bucky, his arms wi ding tightly around you body keep you to him. Your face is nuzzling into his neck, and you don’t think you ever been comfier . It’s one thing for me to be fucking around with Bucky, but this isn’t - I didn’t plan on liking being this close to him him a non sexual way so much .

“ good morning doll.” His sleepy voice startles you , but as you go to move he doesn’t let you.

“ morning asshat.” You say with a yawn . You wiggle around and his grip still stays strong .

“ where do you think you’re going?”

“ to my room?”

“ no I don’t think so . ”
He ducks his head down , nudging his nose against yours . Your heart flutters at the action , and nearlyJumps out of your chest when his lips gently kiss yours.

Originally posted by lovershub

 A smile forms on both of your faces into the kiss, the. Bucky starts leaving kisses all over your face, making you giggle and try to shove him away .  

“ Bucky stooppp !” You squeal ,he stops kissing you to laugh and you send him a pout .

“ why’d you stop?” You ask , his laughter goes up a notch in volume , making you laugh as well.
This is such a weird couple moment , but we aren’t a couple . So how the fuck is this even a thing right now ? Fuck , I’m screwed.

He goes in for another kisss but is interrupted when a loud knock sounds on his door .

Originally posted by sensualkisses

“ buck you awake ?” Fuck , Steve .

“ no !” Bucky shouts , then connects your lips . His hand slides under his v neck that’s still covering your body , and stop once they hit your chest. This kiss is still slow and lazy, his hands follow the same lead , gently and lazily palming your chest in sync with the kiss.

Steve begins knocking again , harder this time .

“ we have a mission Bucky, we gotta go !”
Fuck no no no .

“ call in sick .” You whisper against his lips . He Laughs before fully removing his lips from yours .

“ sorry doll , duty calls .” He places one last kiss to your lips before springing out of bed .

Originally posted by haidaspicciare

“ I’ll meet you in the hangar steve !” Bucky calls out and you hear steve accept his answer . You groan, rolling out of his bed until your feet land on the floor . Bucky flings your shorts at you with a wink before he disappears into his bathroom . You pull on your pants and leave his room , sending one last look over your shoulder to his messy bed . What have I gotten myself into?

Before you leave buckys out of his bathroom , fully geared up .

“ leaving without saying goodbye y/n, that’s cold.” There was a tiny hint of humor in his voice , but he sounded genuinely shocked or upset? You couldn’t tell .

“ figured I’d meet you in the hangar to say by to everyone .”
He smiles , taking the lead as you follow him to the elevator . The ride up was filled with laughs and new movie night ideas .

When you reach the hangar , your pace slowed down, letting him get ahead to the team . It looks like everyone but wanda and Bruce are going . You say your usual goodbyes before a mission, You say goodbye and goodluck to everyone , giving them quick hugs , lastly stopping in front of Bucky. His goodbye usually consisted of “ don’t fuck up too bad , I don’t feel like spending the night playing babysitter in the infirmary, then a quick flirty retort from him and a wink . But this time, you couldn’t help the change .

” good luck buck .“ You wrap your arms around his neck tightly , his go around your waist . You let you lips brush against his ear as you whisper ,
” come home in one piece , please .“ When you drop your arms you see a faint blush on his cheeks. 

Originally posted by huzursuzhayaller

” you got it sweet cheeks .“ There’s that damn wink

” fuck off barnes , just so you know , your favorite bro nurse is on duty the next couple days , I’ll make sure he takes real good care of you if you end up in the med bay .“ You return his wink, watching him cringe at the thought of having to deal with how rough john ( the bro nurse as he liked to be called ) is with IVs and exams . The blush grows darker on his face now , God he’s adorable . What happened to the cocksure Bucky Barnes from before ?

  It’s been two days since the team left for their mission, and both of the days you’ve spent thinking about Bucky . You think about all the things you talked about with him the other night; it was like meeting an entirely different person than the Bucky you knew . He told you stories of things he remember from the 40’s, about the things he did to keep busy when he was hiding after leaving steve in DC , about being in wake dad , and things that interest him that you never knew . You discovered he loves learning about space , that when he can’t sleep from nightmares he likes to sit on the roof of the tower and watch the stars until morning , along with a shit ton of other things . Some things you knew already from observing him , or that have come up in conversations before ; like his favorite color , food, drink , that he hates modern day music and he gets sick enjoyment out of torturing Sam on a daily basis. Your  image of Bucky has shifted , from being a flirty dickbag to still being a flirty dickbag, but not in bad way, in a way that makes you not want to kick him in the balls when he flirts with you or shoot him in the face when he acts like a jerk . You’ve seen a caring side of him now , getting to know more things about him actually makes you want to be near him more ; you just haven’t sorted out if you want to be near him more as friends or …. ya know .

  You’ve forgotten about the ‘game ’ you two have been playing a few times over these two days and have to keep reminding yourself ; to him it’s just for fun . Even if we do end up fucking , we can still be friends after right?

  It’s day 3 , and almost 8pm , you’re about to start a movie when FRIDAY announces the teams return . You book it to the hangar , and wait silently as the jet lands . The door drops open , and the team exits .

“ any injuries ?” You call out You receive a chorus of no’s , then hello’s .

Bucky is the last one that gets off the jet , his face showing no emotion . As he approaches you smile ,

“ hey bu-”

“ could you just not right now .” He snaps, your eyes widen at his harsh tone . He step onto the elevator , his cold eyes locking on yours as the doors glide shut. What the fuck ?

Originally posted by ohh-bloodyhell

Buckys been cold to you since he returned, barely speaking to you and when he does it’s never pleasant . It’s been three days since he came back , with a completely different personality . You finally confront steve about it

“ steve what the hell happened on that mission ?”

“ it’s classi-”

“ Say it’s classified Rogers, and I will break your damn nose .” You snap

He sighs , “ it was suppose to be an abandoned hydra base, we just needed the intel off the computer. We got there and got ambushed and one of them hr Bucky with a shock gun and it must of triggered a flashback and he went into soldier mode . It took a while to calm him down, and when he did he saw all the destruction around him and closed himself off. ”

Poor Bucky , he didn’t go into much detail about his time as the soldier the other night, but he mentioned his fear of relapsing a little . So you can only imagine how hard this must be for him . You decide to check on him , bringing him a glass of his favorite ice tea , when you step off into his floor you hear loud, high pitched moans , that definitely aren’t coming from Bucky . You back up into the elevator , pushing the tears of anger and confusion back . Before the doors shut you see a girl run into the hall in her underwear giggling , with a shirtless Bucky chasing after her and stopping when his eyes lock onto your tearing ones.

Once the doors shut all the way you let the tears loose , “I’m so fucking stupid .”

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my friend told me the E version photoshoot makes them look like pokemon gym leaders and now i can’t get it out of my head so i wrote a bulletpoint list as to what type of leader i think each person would be!!!


NAMJOON - electric type specialist

  • namjoon is the first gym leader you have to face when you set out on your journey. you’re hesitant at first when you were starting out because your parents were well-known trainers back in the day, so you were scared that you wouldn’t match up to their reputations. however, meeting namjoon was a breath of fresh air because he held no expectations of you whatsoever. coming from an elite family of pokemon trainers himself, he was able to relate to your self-doubt and encouraged you instead to go on your own path to self-discovery
  • (that “encouragement” just so happened to be an hour long sermon, so you weren’t really sure exactly what he said after the 20 minute mark, but you assumed it was something along those lines)
  • you come back the next day hoping to battle him immediately, but like all gyms, his was designed as a puzzle.
  • “All trainers think that all it takes is power and experience to become the greatest out there. What they tend to forget is that intelligence and strategy are just as important!”
  • H O L Y SHIT was this dude a fucking sadist or something because his gym was a fucking MAZE
  • you were essentially stuck in the dark, maneuvering your way blindly while stumbling across trainers to boot. the place was filled with doors and hallways, each room only accessible after solving a riddle or trivia about pokemon
  • after much stumbling and a lot of bullshitting your way through the answers, you eventually find your way to namjoon
  • “Ah, so you made it! You were definitely much faster than (rival’s name). I’m excited to see how well you do!”
  • despite being generally nice and supportive, he definitely did not go easy on you during your battle
  • “What? Do you expect me to be the easiest gym leader just because I’m your first official battle? Not a chance, darling!”
  • suffice to say, you almost got smote out of the sky by his powerful raichu, whom you thought you could have easily defeated with your ground type pokemon
  • electric types have very little weaknesses (read: only two) so Namjoon is pretty much an expert when it comes to dealing with those weaknesses. 
  • you got a ground type? bitch, he has pikachu that knows how to use SURF
  • “Holy shit? I thought surfing pikachu was a myth!”
  • “The only thing mythical about my pikachu is that it’s about to pound you to dust!”
  • In the end, however, you were able to defeat him (although, you might have had to rechallenge him a few times. But you got there eventually)
  • “Wow. It feels just like yesterday that we just met. I’m sure that I will be hearing more great things about you in the future. I’m already excited to see how much you will grow! ‘til our next battle!”
  • ((he ends up climbing the ranks and joins the elite four. so that next battle comes sooner than you could have imagined!))

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Was  the publication of “A Series Of Unfortunate Events” nothing but a marketing scam?

The success of the series remains a mystery to this day: why would any publisher in their right mind publish and promote a book that prides itself on being terrible, let alone thirteen? There was simply no market for it. Although its sales could retroactively be explained as a collective enthralling of morbid fascination, it must have been hard for Daniel Handler to get his foot in the door. Someone, somewhere, apparently thought that an abysmal product which revels in its own filthiness was a good idea. So where was the profit? Who was originally supposed to benefit from Daniel Handler’s ill-conceived and ungodly experiment?

Other writers, that’s who.

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anonymous asked:

may i request both of your crush headcanons (ex: how they act/treat their crush, would they pass notes, any specific things they do JUST for their crush, etc etc) for the hosts + haruhi? :oo i'm curious to see what you two think!



  • Tamaki is dense as hell about his crush but you guys already knew that so at first he’s just putting the charms on you because he sees beauty in you just like he does with his clients
  • and he’ll just attempt to spend as much time with you as possible and call you sweet nicknames and his usual princely shit but then he suddenly starts to realise w h o a h i really like doing this kind of stuff around you
  • he ends up trying to rope you into the host cub family and gets you involved with all their shenanigans and you just end up being swept along with the tide like gdi tamaki
  • and then he starts getting JEALOUS whenever anyone else especially tHOSE SHADY TWINS gets a bit too close to be considered friendly and at first he just thinks ‘well they’re a part of our family, im just being protective’ but then Kyoya’s just like ‘nope. not doing this shit again. you like them. in a romantic sense not a family one gdi tamaki you want to be their boyfriend now stfu.
  • que sudden realisation on tamaki’s part
  • and he doesn’t really know how to act around you now so he just decides to up the charm (and gets really flustered at the same time and usually ends up embarrassing himself horribly by staring at you for too long when you’re walking together and careening into a pole or something).
  • put it this way; to him a moment when he doesn’t have your attention is a moment wasted
  • senpai wants to be noticed so badly
  • plz notice him and put him out of his misery


  • dude. its Haruhi. she has no clue that she even likes you.
  • but its pretty clear to everyone else so there’s that
  • she just makes an effort to spend time with you and hang out and she’s just always there being nice and helpful and friendly and w o w be still my beating heart just look at that smile
  • she’s so unbelievably good to you like ‘you’re worried about an upcoming test??? we can study together at my house. i’ll cook dinner!’ 
  • ‘you need notes from that class you missed?? i’ll copy out mine for you.’ 
  • ‘you lost your phone?? i’ve got time lets spend the next three hours traipsing around the building calling it until we hear it.’
  • she pretty much sees you as one of her closest friends who she admires very much because you’re really great and talented and attractive in her eyes and she - wait what attractive??
  • ‘oh.’
  • ding dong you got it Haruhi.
  • and now she’s just a big flustered MESS around you at all possible times and trying her best not to show it because is this okay am i too close or not close enough do oh no have they twigged because im acting weird they can probably tell what if they dont feel the same way somebody please kill me god damn
  • eventually Kyoya figures it out of course and sometimes he makes very sly comments when you’re around, hinting that she likes you and Haruhi just has to kind of discreetly kick him like stfu kyoya u heinous space herpe
  • not to mention the way her head just SNAPS to a conversation whenever you’re mentioned and yeah we all knew it Haruhi you are just too cute for words.


  • yeah at first he’s gonna avoid you like the plague because what is happening to him why the hell is he reacting so strongly wtf all u did was pIC K UP A PenC IL G oD
  • okay so AFTER Haruhi, Kaoru and Honey smack sense into him and he comes to terms with it its great because he’s not competing against his brother or anyone else this time so yeah he just gOES FOR IT
  • Hikaru will legit resort to any means to get your attention/an excuse to hang out
  • any means
  • srsly he’s the kind of guy who’ll throw notes at your head in class just so that you both get detention or nick your wallet or something when youre not looking just so he can ‘find’ it for you later
  • ‘you’re failing that class?? WHAT A COINQUIDINK im failing too we should totes have a study date or something’
  • ‘oh dear i seem to have spilled my coffee all over you whoops SO sorry here take my shirt and lemme walk you to class’
  • he really does take off his shirt. this boy has no shame.
  • and whaaaaaaat??? rumours that you two are dating??? he totally didnt see this coming or hope those would spring up but hey you know thats not such a bad idea >;D
  • prepare for him to be super jealous all the time whenever you talk to other people like ‘whoah hey wtf hikaru i was in the middle of a conversation’ ‘no dont talk to them i swear on my life they were leering at your ass. im just looking out for you here, they’re probably a sexual deviant. bad news stay away.’
  • whatta dweeb


  • he’s so nice what the hell Kaoru this level of selflessness is inhuman i stg
  • he just loves spending time with you and hanging out and doing things together this puppy is pretty much at your beck and call what a sweetie
  • of course that doesn’t mean you’re exempt from the light jokes and teasing that accompanies it
  • he’s basically at your side as much as he’s at his brothers (which means that you now have both of the twin’s attention well done prepare for hell and mischief)
  • but he pretty much makes himself your own personal superman like ‘wHOOPS you nearly tripped lucky i was there to catch you’ and ‘you’re off sick?? ill copy my notes for you. also what kind of soup do you like cause im coming over’
  • Kaoru is fun! He’s the kind of guy who’ll just text you like ‘are you busy?? not anymore there’s a carnival in town so get dressed, im waiting outside!’ and then he just drags you off and its loads of fun and youre just like ????? are u just being a fun friend or do u like me????
  • yeah thats another thing he’s so good of a friend that it becomes really hard for you to tell that if he actually has the dokis for you or if he’s just really friendly because he’s not FLIRTING with you like he does when he’s hosting and its confusing, but really he’s treating you differently and genuinely because he does actually like you and he wants you to stop treating him like just a friend AND ITS ALL VERY CONFUSING and absolutely perfect for a tense confession scene aww yeah aHEM we’ll totally write that if u guys request it
  • also prepare for Hikaru to get tired of waiting for his bro to make a move and attempt to be his wingman and he’s just dropping hints everywhere BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE CATCHING ON
  • Hikaru is 4378436% done with both of you. ‘omfg just kiss already you’ll make a lot of people happy’
  • the host club has started a betting pool on which one of you is gonna break and confess first lets just say Haruhi ends up with a LOT of moolah by the end of this charade


  • the denial is strong in Kyoya ohhh boy
  • YOU THINK HIKARU’S BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF DENIAL THAT IS HAPPENING HERE like he’s used to being charming and suave with his clients but this is different he actually has feelings for you???? huh??????? what is he supposed to do with those????
  • feelings are too much hassle goodbye
  • its likely that Kyoya would try to shove these feelings into a box in the corner of his mind and never ever ever think about you or how you make his heart do weird things or how nice you look when you laugh or how attractive your smile is and god fucking dammit
  • and even though he’s trying to suppress what he deems to just be a ‘distraction’ his soft spot for you still shows in ways he doesn’t realise until after he’s done it
  • ‘oh my god did i just offer them a discount what the hell is WRONG with me’
  • /i wont say im in love plays softly in the distance/
  • once he actually comes to terms with his feelings tho he starts PLANNING
  • if he’s going to do this whole ‘crush’ thing he’s gonna do it RIGHT gosh darn it.
  • he ends up using the host club to his advantage by making sure that they’re always serving your favourite food or doing a theme you like cause hey if it gets you there, he’s happy.
  • expect to run into him everywhere and every time you somehow get roped into getting lunch at really nice and expensive places with him and eventually its like ‘???? are we on a date Kyoya??’
  • ‘Well, duh.’
  • ‘oh. cool.’


  • Honey KNOWS he’s cute and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t use it to his advantage here
  • he is affectionate as hell and he’s always around you or holding your hand or giving you hugs or sometimes when he gets really confident or ahead of himself he’ll plant big kisses on your cheeks and HE GETS AWAY WITH IT because everyones just like ‘awww thats Honey-senpai for ya’
  • tbh about half of your life is spent sitting at his table eating with him because how can you say no to a face like that
  • but here’s the kicker *drumroll*… he saves food for you
  • i know right
  • like if he knows you’re coming today he will find your favourite flavour bring it to his table and protect it with his life if he has to no one is allowed to touch the desserts he saves for you
  • its terrifying tbh
  • Mori totally knows about his big fat crush tho and most of his time is spent hovering over Honey’s shoulder whispering ‘tell them’
  • he’s confident - maybe even overly so - in interacting with you as his crush, and later as your s/o,  but we think he’d actually be pretty nervous about the actual confession part 
  • like he’s super worried that you only see him as this little brother figure and he knows that you smiling at him in that way that makes his stomach flip when he does something cute doesn’t equal attraction and you guys are pretty much surrounded by these other hot people who people are falling all over and bless his soul youre perfect just the way you are Honey don’t ever change you can be cute and a boyfriend at the same time my darling


  • bruh. Mori is so unbelievably chill about this.
  • in fact, he’s SO chill that it presents a problem because it’s almost impossible for anyone but Honey to figure out that he likes you at all.
  • the one big factor? He talks more when you’re around. you bring out his more talkative (and flirty) side because he really just wants to keep your attention.
  • and you’re like ???????????????????????? did big silent Mori just FLIRT with you???
  • hell yes he did and you better respond my friend
  • doki doki
  • while he really wants to hang out with you he’s sometimes not exactly not sure how to ask, and that’s where Honey comes into the picture
  • Honey will often drag you along to spend time with him and Takashi and then have some sort of ‘emergency’ thats causes him to abscond so you’re left with Mori and Mori has no qualms whatsoever about this
  • PS Honey is a matchmaking genius
  • He also likes having study dates with you because you guys get to spend time together without relying on conversation to keep it going (also because he gets to call it a date and it makes him feel all wibbly inside)
  • spoiler alert: Mori is actually adorkable when it comes to romance
  • when he finally does confess its gonna be romantic (and surprising) as hell aww yeah

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avyary  asked:

yo clockie, in the vein of "lance and lotor parallel each other", i noticed that while lotor resembles the black paladin in his leadership role, lance on the other hand *wants* the leadership role but doesn't fill it like lotor does. what are your thoughts?

I guess the interesting thing is, I definitely think Lotor’s team is analogous to a Voltron configuration but at this point we don’t know for sure what’s consistent from one version of Voltron to another.

If we’re assuming ultimately the comet ship will take a form comparable to ours with five independent components that can combine to form a larger whole, then it’s probably a safe bet it’ll ultimately be humanoid and Lotor is probably going to form the head because he’s the leader of the team.

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Pros and Cons of Watching the Netflix Original Movie Sahara

- cross species friendship 💜
- Cute snake. Weird design for a cobra but?? Cute (ajar)
- Birds work for snakes instead of eating them which makes me laugh
- Main girls (eva) mom looks like a serperior lsjvsljfaohc
- One of the birds names is chief chief
- Feminist snake
- Gary
- It’s unrealistic as fuck but the snakes have these rlly pretty designs on their backs
- Snake racism allegory voiced by a Black man
- The animation is actually rlly good
- Both ajar and Eva end up rolling in mud to fake being green/dustie and there’s like 30 seconds of a funny scene where they’re each pretending to be what the other is but keep slipping up
- Pollen is a dru g
- Gary is more concerned about losing his wig than being kidnapped
- “Ajar! Flip the bird!”
- Gary literally checks ajar out its amazing
- Batman reference
- Ga(y)ry
- Ajar is like “I hate u Gary” but after five seconds of realizing Gary isn’t following him he’s like “Gary? Gary where are you Gary” and that’s p gay
- Dancing snakes
- “Awkward contact! No touchy!” Means Gary has a crush
- Cute but weird glowing bugs
- More gay subtext
- Cute bugs stay cute when they are revealed as creepy things that will eat you
- Gary tries his best to save ajar from his het love story, truly a hero
- There’s actually a really good song that I need to figure out the name of
- Gary (gay) asks Ajar (bi) if he’s into watersports while smirking (gay)
- Humans are panicking while Gary is just :\)
- Gary: in danger
- Ajar: Must Protect
- Ajar: “I’m gonna kill you!” Gary: “you’re just saying that ’,:]”
- Gary
- Gary hides behind ajar when he’s scared…
- Gary is happy and ajar gives this little smirk like they are LITERALLY FALLING IN LOVE
- breakdancing snakes
- Goth lesbian scorpion
- Ajars face when talking to Gary in this one scene…. it’s a soft, bi face
- Tbh this whole scene where they’re lying down… under the stars… talking about their troubled pasts…
- Ajar: “hey do u think I have a chance w ur sister like we only knew each other a few minutes but like there was smth there right” Gary: *fakes being asleep*
- Ajar: *wakes up* “where is Gary”
- Ga(y)ry strikes again
- When they both turn up alive they give these huge smiles at each other???? Gay
- Bite Gary bite
- When Eva and Gary think ajar is dead they show the same amount of emotion 🤔🤔🤔 also who knew an animated snake saying “breathe” in a broken voice could make one sad
- The villain shows up and tries to hurt Eva and ajar and Gary slithers up and starts hissing?? My brave boy????
- Aktajtskydlyd the lizard again

- made me google “do snakes eat watermelon”
- Buzz Lightyear scorpion??
- Random bully snake never explained
- Buzz scorpion poison is.. sleep darts
- Human tongues???? On sneks
- Ajar bullied for not having shed skin yet, made me google when snakes shed. Younger snakes shed more often so movie is wrong
- Snake hierarchy
- The done to death het love being born in .5 seconds
- Gary’s wig…
- Ajar rolls in green mud to get into the rich green snake place and it. works
- Askhcaouvapu the snakes have eyebrows
- Eva is literally immediately captured
- Gemini twins
- The leader snake who fools you into thinking she’s good with her :3 face. But she’s a terrible person and also has a fucking weird face
- Snake w makeup
- Creepy older snake hitting on eva is creepy and also has a huge chin?
- Fatphobic beauty standards for… snakes
- Buzz scorpion is the voice of reason
- Dancing snakes?
- Magic flute makes the snakes dance and some weird symbolism goes on
- Cute man eating bugs don’t actually exist. 2/10
- Exaggerated and incorrect portrayal of drug addiction, also movie can’t decide whether pollen is weed or crack
- Main city is called?? Souksoukville? Why not just call it targetwalmartland
- M A K E S Y O U S H I P S N A K E S
- breakdancing snakes
- The goth lesbian scorpion is added 20 minutes before the movie ends as a love interest for the buzz lightyear guy
- Chance for ajar and Gary to cuddle: not taken.
- Turns what’s supposed to be an actual list about the movie into a list of proof of how ajar and Gary are in love
- When ajars skin sheds it looks like he’s literally being torn in half????
- They make Gary h*tero at the end w that thing where they’re like “hey this girl had acted and this guy character are single let’s pair them up!” without knowing that they’re both gay ://

RFA + V + Saeran x MC

Prompt: MC is busy cleaning or cooking or whatever, listening to music so he/she gets into it and starts dancing… RFA + V + Saeran reactions.

Word count: 718

Warnings: Nothing unless you cringe at too much embarrassment but let me tell you 707s reaction KILLS ME

Author: Faith (@mysticjumunnie)


☆comes into the kitchen to see MC jamming
☆literally just stops for a second
☆*MC jumping up and down*
☆*head bangs at some point*
☆*head bangs too hard and hits head on open cabinet*
☆707 was filming by this time
☆completely LOSES IT
☆his laughing gets so loud MC turns around while holding head
☆oh shit moment
☆video ends with MC chasing 707


☆finds MC in their shared room
☆radio on playing some kpop song (most likely DOPE by bts)
☆is just kinda like ’???’
☆then realize the spontaneous jerks MC is doing is suppose to be d a n c i n g
☆then is like ‘oh shit’
☆doesn’t know whether to be embarrassed or amused
☆both tbh
☆then when MC sees Jumin they get so embarrassed
☆so since he loves them
☆it kills him but he does //it//
☆this boi
☆he fucking dabs
☆sees MC’s face light up and immediately dies on the inside
☆claims he only did it because MC was being embarrassing
☆when really he’s sercetly the k i n g of dabbing
☆you heard it here folks


☆sees you in the living room dusting
☆isn’t really surprised tbh
☆he’s usually the one to initiate the dancing tho
☆being in the theatre industry and all
☆but the thing that gets him shook
☆after a series of weird movements
☆MC starts twerking
☆I meaN
☆MC’s twerking isn’t even good
☆but like
☆he starts twerking with MC
☆the actual fucking look of horror in MCs eyes is c o m i c a l
☆*gives MC the ‘get on my level’ smirk*
☆need I say more???

☆finds MC doing laundry
☆doesn’t really think anything of MCs head banging at first
☆*Mc jumps up doing the robot*
☆actually pretty darn good at it too like shit
☆this bb boi I swear he is so shook
☆literally stops everything he’s doing
☆when I say everything I mean both LOLOL and breathing
☆just stares at MC
☆honestly so amazed
☆until MC starts head banging agains gets dizzy, falling on their ass
☆Yoosung this sweet child
☆freaks out because 'OH NO MC ILY R U OKAY’
☆in the end after their okay just fucking laughs for a solid 5 minutes


☆most surprised out of all of them
☆their relationship is more conservative but like when they got comfortable things like this started happening
☆finds MC watering the garden
☆headphones in but music all the way up so Jaehee hears the music MC is listening to
☆probs one of the musical soundtracks Zen was in tbh
☆the dancing was subtle at first
☆like casual swaying but then
☆MC sees Jaehee and gets an idea
☆tries to seduce Jaehee because why not
☆looks Jaehee straight in the eyes and tries to do those body roll thingys
☆fucking fails
☆but looks so adorable that Jaehee cracks a smile and just pats MC on the back
☆'nice try’ -Jaehee at some point
☆still probably gets seduced tho because damn it MC you’re so hecking cute


☆can’t really see you but like he feels his way to the bedroom
☆here’s a stomping noise and is just like 'wot’
☆eventually asks what MC is doing
☆silence for a good minute
☆MC deciding they should admit they were attempting the worm
☆keyword attempting
☆literally looked like a fish out of water
☆good thing V couldn’t see
☆tells him in the end and gets a 'this is why I love you’ smile
☆sweetest most supportive guy ever tbh
☆why isn’t there a V route yet???


☆this boi
☆legit never knows what to expect from MC
☆when he found MC dancing in rhe bathroom while curling their hair
☆he had to sit down for a minute
☆totally fucking looses it
☆type of guy who doesn’t smile much but when he gets amused he gets //amused//
☆like knee slapping, stomping on the floor type of amused
☆with good reason tho
☆MC was lip syncing while doing the old fashioned running man/rowing the boat
☆most likely thinking 'why is MC like this I fucking l o v e it’
☆he’s literally just so amused its so cute
☆this edgy boi turns into cute snorting dork
☆yes he fucking snorts its adorable 572857399% cannon in my head


Remember requests are open! And I actually really fucking loved writing this it was so fun just aaaaaaaaaaah. Anywho, working on more if ya like it, thanks!

buskidsburgade  asked:

also if you're up for it, S1 Skye finds Simmons in Fitz's bed post FZZT and in trying to explain that they are not dating or sleeping together, they end up talking about QPs and aromantic (and/or ace) identities (bonus points if Skye ends up joining them for all the platonic bed sharing feels)

AN ~ Always a pleasure to write for you! Thanks for the prompt <3 

Also tagging @unlessimwrongwhichyouknowimnot bc they’re always down for QP FitzSimmons. Happy Pride!

(and for those of who who didn’t catch them last year, there’s more QP FS in Birds of a Feather and aro!Jemma (who unfortunately didn’t make it explicitly into this one) in Love is Not an Eight Letter Word.)

Read on AO3 (~1600wd).
Fluff! Rated G/K+ for some light/brief mentions of sex.


Peas in a Pod

It was the morning after the scariest day of her life, and Skye woke with her heart pounding heavily in her chest. She couldn’t remember if she’d been dreaming, or if so, what it had been about, but in her state of panic she remembered the way her heart had dropped, her mouth had gone dry, her every thought had turned to death death death when Jemma had jumped. She would have survived and landed and gone on, and her friend would be dead. Gone. Forever. She’d never been that close to it before.

All of a sudden, she felt an urge to see Jemma’s face. Or Fitz’s, which if nothing else, would remind her that they’d come out of it after all. So, still in her pyjamas, Skye bolted across the hall and knocked on Jemma’s door. No answer? She tried Fitz’s instead, her whole body starting to shake, just in case, but then –

“Yeah, come in.”

Not screamingly enthusiastic, but definitely not the voice of a man who had lost his best friend the day before. Relieved, Skye pulled the door open, and yelped.

“AH! NO!” She spun on the spot and covered her eyes, unsure where to look or not look. Unsure what she had just seen or not seen.

Jemma laughed and sat up, Fitz’s blankets pooling around her, now revealing most of the Sci-Tech Academy logo on the shirt she was wearing.

“It’s okay, Skye,” she assured her. “We’re both decent.”

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A Choice Morsel


 We could be kings.

 Kavinsky had been rolling the words around for the better part of an hour before he scoffed, “I am a king.”

 "Are you?“

 "Got a tattoo that says so.”

 Sprawled beside Kavinsky on his bed, Proko propped himself up on one elbow, saying, “I didn’t know you had a tattoo.”

 "Four, actually.“ Pursing his lips, Kavinsky amended, "Or three, I guess. Two of ‘em are a matched pair.”

 Leaning in, Proko softly said, “Show me.”

 A wicked smirk, and Kavinsky replied, “You just want me to take my shirt off.”


 "You’re spending too much time with Swan.” He didn’t sound at all bothered. “You’re kinda turning into a slut.” Just the same, Kavinsky sat up to pull his shirt off, that smirk widening when Proko straddled his hips, pushing him back down and tracing nimble fingers over old ink.

 The matched set Kavinsky had spoken of was a pair of guns pointed inward and down, inked along the tantalizing crests of his hips. Higher up, on his right pectoral, was a crown, and Proko leaned in to press a kiss to its apex, asking, “Is this what you meant?”

 "No.“ Though he was clearly hesitant, Kavinsky pushed Proko off him, rolling onto his stomach.

 "Oh.” Reaching out, Proko traced an old English letter K, an I, N and G. KING. “It’s lovely.”

 "That’s definitely what a guy wants to hear.“ Sighing when Proko’s fingers slid over his skin, Kavinsky murmured, "I dreamt it, y'know. One morning, I woke up and it was just there.”

 In lieu of an answer, Proko brushed his lips over the lower curve of the G.

 Meeting Proko’s eyes over his shoulder, Kavinsky said, “I dreamt one for you.”

 Pulling away just slightly, his hands pressed to the small of Kavinsky’s back, Proko asked, “A tattoo?”

 "You want it?“

 Biting his lip for a moment, Proko asked, typically cautious, "What’s it look like?”

 Pushing himself onto his hands and rolling back onto his back, Kavinsky simply asked, “Do you trust me?”

 There wasn’t even a second’s hesitation: “Of course I do.” When Kavinsky grabbed at the back of Proko’s neck, the opposite hand at his hip, maneuvering him to sprawl across his lap, Proko went willingly, turning his head to meet Kavinsky’s dark eyes over his shoulder, already shivering a bit.

 Threading one hand into Proko’s hair, nails scratching gently at Proko’s scalp, Kavinsky asked, “Ready?”

 A nod, and Kavinsky’s fingers came to the hollow behind Proko’s left ear, pressing something small and stinging against sensitive skin, and Proko hissed, hands fisting in the fabric at the other boy’s thighs.

 Bending, Kavinsky said to him, soft and secretive, “Hurts, doesn’t it?”

 "Mm-hmm.“ It was more a purr than a real answer, and Proko shuddered, pressing his forehead to Kavinsky’s thigh, pale eyes squeezing shut. Though he’d never gotten a tattoo, Proko was fairly certain that this felt like getting a real one: The drag of a piercing needle over his skin, stabbing and stabbing, stinging and burning. It was exquisite, and he did his best to muffle a needy little whimper against Kavinsky’s thigh. When he slid one hand beneath the hem of Joey’s oversized basketball shorts, though, he furrowed his brow at the raised texture of the skin there. Lifting his head and turning to catch Joey’s eyes and asking, "What’s this?”

 "I said I had a scar, didn’t I?“

 "From your mother’s nightmare?”

 "Yeah.“ He didn’t seem at all bothered by it. He pulled his hand away from Proko’s ear far too soon for Proko’s taste, resting it instead at the small of Proko’s back, firm and possessive. "Looks good on you.”

 Reaching up to touch the still-stinging skin, Proko asked, his voice soft and breathy, “Does it?”

 A smirk, and Kavinsky asked, “Thought you trusted me?”

 "I do.“ Biting at his lower lip for a moment, Proko asked, "Do you trust me?”

 "Babe, I don’t even trust myself.“

 It was to be expected, Proko supposed, and instead of wallowing in a brief bout of self-pity, he asked, "Can I see the scar?”

 "If you suck my dick, maybe.“

 Again, Proko didn’t hesitate in the slightest: "Okay.” Shifting around so he was on his knees between Joey’s legs, Proko rested his hands against tattooed hips, glancing up to meet dark eyes, asking permission when his hands slid to the waistband of Kavinsky’s shorts.

 The calloused hand Kavinsky tangled into his hair was answer enough, and Proko slid the waistband of Kavinsky’s shorts down a bit, surprised to find that he was more interested in the scarring than he was in doing what Joey had asked of him.

 It was surprisingly widespread, sprawling from the base of Kavinsky’s ribcage down his left side and his hip and his thigh, ending mere inches above his knee, curling along his inner thigh and around to his back, to the base of his spine. Though it was clearly old, it was still pink and raw-looking. Proko pressed his lips to a particularly raised scar, as gently as he could manage. Meeting Kavinsky’s eyes again, he asked, “Does it hurt?”

 "Sometimes.“ There was a surprisingly vulnerability in Kavinsky’s voice, and Proko leaned up to nuzzle at the sharp curve of his jaw, shuddering when chapped lips mouthed at the new ink behind his ear.

 Pushing himself up to straddle tattooed hips, Proko pressed one hand to Kavinsky’s chest, covering the crown tattoo there and saying, "I want one like this.”


 Proko could taste ink when he pressed his lips to the tattoo again, curling his arm around Kavinsky’s waist and clinging close. "Yeah.”

 A smirk, and Kavinsky pulled him up for a kiss. Against soft lips, he murmured, “Anything for you, princess.”

If Aizen's army were assigned letters of the alphabet

As requested by anon. :)

What if the arrancar, like the Quincy, were given a letter of the alphabet to represent some aspect of themselves or their power? And what if I, BLG, strove hard to make sure that every letter was used, and that no letters were repeated (except for people sharing one position)? This would be the result!

1. Aizen: A for “Absolute”

Aizen: I possess absolute power, absolute knowledge, and absolute planning skills.

Aizen: I’m an absolute kind of guy.

2. Charlotte: B for “Beauty”

Yumichika: Now that’s just false advertising.

Charlotte: Only for those who don’t understand beauty!

3. Halibel: C for “Cascade”

Halibel: Because it is my power.

Halibel: Not all of these are very creative.

4. Nelliel: C for “Centaur”

Nelliel: Before Halibel’s time, I was Espada C, for “Centaur.”

Nelliel: Kinda spoiled the suspense of my release, to be honest.

5. Grimmjow: D for “Destruction”

Grimmjow: ‘Cause that’s what I bring wherever I go!

Ichigo: I can’t believe you’re not K for “Kitty.”

Grimmjow: …don’t make me demonstrate my epithet on you.

6. Luppi: D for “Deathipus”

Luppi: Because I am OCTOPUS of DEATH.

Grimmjow: …what the actual fuck

Luppi: Look, I replaced you, so I had to make D work.

Luppi: I tried, okay?

7. Ulquiorra: E for “Empty”

Ulquiorra: Because I am the espada of emptiness.

Ulquiorra: Which makes sense I suppose.

Ulquiorra: Although I cannot believe that Aizen-sama didn’t make me H for Heart.

8. Wonderweiss: F for “Fire-extinguisher”


Aizen: What?

9. Starrk: G for “Gunslinger”

Starrk: A *lone* gunslinger.

Starrk: Just to clarify.

10. Aaroniero: H for “Hungry”

Aaroniero: Hungry for powers!

Aaroniero: Just to specify.

Aaroniero: Since that stupid epithet makes me sound like I want a sandwich or something.

11. Barragan: I for “Inexorable”

Barragan: Such is my power: inexorable, unable to be avoided or withstood.

12.  Tosen: J for “Justice”

Tosen: I am justice.

Tosen: And I have the arm-chopping credentials to prove it.

13. Szayel: K for “Knowing”

Szayel: The pursuit of knowledge is, after all, key to my success: I collect intel on all of my enemies.

Szayel: I am the guy who knows.

14. Zommari: L for “Love”

Zommari: But I am not identical to PePe.

Zommari: I am not.

15. Nnoitra: M for “Mantis”

Nnoitra: Because that terrifying predator is my release: the preying mantis!

Ichigo: You mean that bug that gets its head eaten by females?

Nnoitra: …shut the hell up.

16. Nirgge: N for “Nose”

Nirgge: Because my trunk is my weapon.

Nirgge: But “T” was taken.

17. Poww: O for “Overpower”

Poww: I am giant and I overpower my enemies.

Poww: That is all.

Poww: Never got much of a personality, I guess.

18. Lilinette: P for “Pistol”

Lilinette: Which I think gives too much away, frankly!!

19. Findorr: Q for “Question”

Findorr: It may not be my power, but I *do* like to ask people trivia questions!

Findorr: That tendency is honored in my epithet!

Findorr: But mostly I think “Q” is just a hard letter and the blogger was tired.

BLG: …shut up.

20. Yammy: R for “Rage”

Yammy: Do I really need to explain this one?

21. Ggio: S for “Saber”

Soi Fon: Lies. You don’t fight with a saber.

Ggio: No, I AM a saber! A saber-toothed tiger!

Soi Fon: Oh. I didn’t notice.

Ggio: Y-you didn’t notice??

22. Apacci, Sung-Sun and Mila Rose: T for “The Trio”

Apacci: That fail epithet makes us sound like a singing group.

Mila Rose: Shut up! Halibel-sama likes it!

Sung-Sun: And at least we aren’t T for “Threesome” like Ichimaru wanted.

23. Rudbornn: U for “Unending”

Rudbornn: Such is my power: endless buds creating endless soldiers.

Rudbornn: I cannot be defeated because I am unending.

Rukia: You can be defeated, actually.

Rudbornn: Shhhhh

24. Gin: V for “Venom”

Gin: Me? Venomous?

Gin: I don’t know what you’re referring to, Aizen-sama.

25. Tesla: W for “Warthog”

Tesla: My epithet is my animal, just like Nnoitra-sama’s.

Tesla: I’m so happy.

26. Abirama: X for “X-treme”

Kira: That is not how you spell “extreme.”

Abirama: It is if you’re X-TREME!

27. Cirucci: Y for “Yo-Yo”


Ishida: Yo-Yo? Is that a reference to your weapon?

Ishida: A mocking reference?

Cirucci: Shut up!

Cirucci: All the good letters were taken!

28. Dordoni: Z for “Zesty”

Dordoni: What do you think of my epithet, Niño?

Dordoni: Pretty fitting, am I right?

Dordoni: I have some zesty moves!


Ichigo: I need to go boil my eyes now.

Holy Freebird Massacre Kingsman fans

 What if I told you that Harry’s death had never been confirmed in that film?

You’d probably say: ’Uh, we know? Because Chester never said that Harry was dead. He said it to Eggsy in the shop? Remember? And dude, Colin Firth has been filming, like for weeks, Christ, where have you been?!’

Yeah, I know.

But what if I said that right after we saw Harry die. That we saw proof. Right in front of our eyes, that Harry wasn’t dead?

Okay, now…just indulge me a sec.

What colour, is the ‘K’ in this scene?

Yeah. Red.

Red for Dead because Lancelot had just died.

We saw him get halved like a French Baguette seconds before. No chance of revival (sorry Percilot fans)

Sad, but true.

So, we are left to understand that when a Kingsman Agent dies, that anyone observing their feed, or status is greeted with a big Red 'K’ logo. Perhaps a Vital signs monitor that they wear or have internally emits a signal stating they are dead.



Now…What colour is the 'K’ in this scene?




Merlin turns away from the screen, perhaps he didn’t want to admit it. Perhaps he didn’t want to admit his friend, and fellow Kingsman Harry had died. Perhaps he didn’t want to see that 'K’ turn red.


Now, I have been over that scene (as much as it pained me to do so) and I have factored in that the feed was live from Harry’s glasses as seen here…

And that if Kingsman tech remains active, the 'Green’ Logo remains active. Perhaps it’s just Merlin’s screen-saver.

But why?

Why have that feature? Why didn’t Merlin leave the feed on? He might have heard more on Valentine, saw who moved Harry’s body, where they moved it, been able to locate it for repatriation later.

Why switch it off? And why did the logo NOT turn red?

Surely if a Kingsman agent is dead, especially one as as well respected as Galahad, who had been one of the protagonists of the film not have his passing marked with something that had already been established as the signifier of a dead agent.

Remember, in a movie. Nothing you see is unintentional, especially in a film where even Taron has mentioned that the set dressing was so in-depth that he was able to look through Harry’s personal correspondence on set:

'I can walk onto that set and pick up one of Harry’s bank statements in his office. And it’s got it all there, how much money he’s got…No one’s gonna see that. Its’ under three other envelopes.”

–Taron Egerton

–Kingsman, The Secret Service (Behind the Scenes)

If this has been noted before, elsewhere, in a lot more defined terms, I really do apologise, but I McFucking lost it when I saw this when colour correcting a picture for an edit and I was like: Hmmm, never noticed how dark Merlin’s sweater was before now…i suppose against the background of the green lo…G-OH MY GOD.

I know it may just be clutching at straws and we will all find out just what the actual fuck was going on in a few months but Christ, I am so deep in denial I should be wearing armbands and a snorkel.

Special thanks to @krissielee for citing the quote for me.

you…can do this…WE can do this…it’s a simple matter of mind over anime

you’ve been training your whole life for this moment

and now it has come

last week

the water is alive

once you dive in it will immediately bare its fangs and attack

how did we go

from this sweet perfectly seasoned curly fry. this tiny pure tater tot. this adorable and beautifully golden fried potato knish 

to the mayo and sin drenched potato salad we’ve all come to know and love/hate

i ask you—how?

have you ever seen someone so seamlessly annoyed yet inwardly pleased at the same time. only my son, ladies and gents. only my son


actual picture of me watching this anime whenever JJ is on screen




like honestly

what am i even supposed to say? what could i possibly add to this? there is no joke i can make, there’s no reaction gif i can use. there aren’t words to express except for: this show is wonderful and makes me so incredibly happy 

the fact that literally everyone ignore JJ feeds my soul on a primal level

you literally gave yuri your grandpa’s home made pirozhki, wished him a happy birthday, and had a genuine bonding moment while snow fell gently around you just last episode. you are literally fooling no one Edgelord. go buy some more studded belts from hot topic and calm the frick down

how is this show REAL where did this pole even COME FROM

…that’s a dumb question obviously chris keeps a collapsible one on his person at all times for just such an occasion 

HIS LITTLE BLUSH AND GASP ARE YOU K I D D I N G ME how is my lone fragile body meant to take on this much!! it can’t i tell you it can’t!!!!!!!!!!!

well folks. that’s it. i’m gone. i’m done. i’m packing my bags and i’m running away. deep deep into the mountains where none of you will ever hear form me again, never to return. it will be a hard life, but a simpler one. a life where all i need is myself and my knife, one girl facing the odds, never again plagued by the trials and tribulations of this modern world. never again burdened by the all consuming darkness…of sports anime…

jk see you all next week

Fave December Fics

Got a lot of great stuff to share this month, there was a massive outpouring of talent in December so kudos to everyone!

One Shots

It Wouldn’t Be Terrible by @tnlph

This is an oldie, but I re-read it and fell in love all over again, so it had to make the list. Killian and Emma as best friends is a trope I will never, ever get over and this take on it, where she’s forgotten that she married him is maybe the most epic version I’ve read yet. Re-reading this I realised just how inspired I am by @tnlph in my own writing. Embarrassingly so, but yeah, their fics are always great.

I Will Learn to Let You Go by @lifeinahole27

Oh wow, I adore this, it’s so tragic and stunning. I don’t know how to feel about the fact that I almost wished Graham, who I love, dead. She takes the old soulmates trope and turns it on its head in a really cool way. (And now there’s a second chapter to flail over and IT IS GLORIOUS!!!*)

*I always hear this in the Cyber King voice in my head. I have no idea if anyone will get that reference, but if you do, I salute you!

The 12 Tropes of Christmas by @lovethatshit

Carly’s back with another awesome and utterly hilarious fic. It’s embarrassing how much I love this, she skewers every festive meet cute/set up ever while also building this charming romantic story. Write more fics lady, they’re all amazing!

Santa’s daughter by @emmaofmisthaven

Genuinely the most Christmassy of CS Christmas fics there likely will ever be. This is so smart and sweet, basically perfection in a red leather jacket.

Sex=weird, no? by @swanisma

I am continually inspired by the CS community and the reactions to Carrie Fisher’s passing were utterly beautiful. This (100% Captain Swan) fic is as witty as Carrie herself and is a lovely tribute to the icon that we’ll all sadly miss.

Make You Feel Good by @phiralovesloki

Genderbending CS smut that is realistic, romantic and sexy as hell. I can’t say much more without spoiling it, but this is a really unique bit of smutty goodness and it’s a fabulous read.

Christmas Roses by @justanotherwannabeclassic

So, way back when Shea released the final part of Roses in December there was a throwaway line about Christmas and my festive-o-meter kicked into overdrive and I made her a Christmas photoset for her fic.. Like you do. Roll on December and she produces this masterpiece that is everything I could’ve dreamed of (plus a little bit more.) Her prose is pure poetry that’s like a hug straight to the heart. Love it, love it, love it.

Hot Toddy by @startswithhope

A fun, flirty and (mildly) festive bit of smut that’s suitable for any time of year. Very naughty, but very nice too! ;)


Renegades by @mahstatins

When an author’s words can causes me to do multiple flails and melodramatic heart clutching, I’d say their fic has earned a spot on my list. It’s high drama, but in a way that feels really organic and the dynamic between Killian and Emma is k i l l i n g me. I actually did a little melodramatic heart clutch just now, just thinking about what happened in the last chapter. It’s that good. I’m so excited for more.

Author of the Month @effulgentcolors

It had to be her, didn’t it? Warming our hearts with her series of adorable Christmas fics in the run up to the big day. It’s such a lovely sweet idea and the stories are so varied that it never got old.. I’d happily have had another 24!

My favourite of the fics? New Tales from the Old Forest an adorable story featuring Killian as a famous author whose stories may sound a little familiar. But it really is a tough call. I love thinking that next year I’ll have this CS advent calendar to look forward to, exciting, hey?!

My Fics 

I’ve written quite a few fics for you this month… Much more than I would in a normal month anyway.

Chapter 4 of The Masks We Wear (Also on AO3)

Killian and Emma are colleagues, friends and they’re madly in love with each other. If only they could work out that their feelings are totally requited. But then, if they still haven’t figured out that they work together as superheroes in their spare time, there’s probably no hope for them. Probably.

December 15 1/3 (Also on AO3)

My CSSS gift for @ladyfirefly - and I promise more is coming soon! Killian and Emma as best friends through the years.

The Perfect Gift  (also on AO3)

Emma is desperately searching for the perfect gift for her best friend, Killian Jones.

The Best Wrapper in the West (also on AO3)

“We both work as gift wrappers in a post store and it’s Christmas Eve but nobody is here so we decide to fool around and wrap each other up but oh god our boss is coming and how are we supposed to explain ourselves”

Thanks everyone for sharing such fabulous fics with us all!