never a huge fan of them

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No one put up the individual covers so I guess I shall!!

Thoughts:

*I actually like them a lot. I’ve never been a huge fan of Percival’s art of… anything that isn’t a skeleton, so it’s nice to see something I went “oh!! That’s not bad!” Also anything is better than the old US paperbacks. Anything.

*For those who read my old cover rankings, once all 9 of these are out, I’ll do posts for the rest of the series, as I now have 5 versions to compare!

*lmao the first cover has clovers on the lampposts so you know it’s Ireland

*i feel like I understand how people with synesthesia feel because PWF is green and TFO is purple in my mind

* there seems to be a “must have a girl” rule here, (even throwing tanith in…. which imo pwf isn’t really a “tanith” book but it introduces brs so sure, lol.)

*this is fascinating to me bc Valkyrie isn’t even on most of the fucking UK hardcovers (😡😡😡). I think Katniss, Rey, and Wonder Woman have shown publishers that girls are marketable and boys will read books with female protagonists, and more than that: GIRLS ARE AND HAVE FOR A LONG TIME THE MAIN READER DEMOGRAPHIC!!!!!

*we could see the same thing of the newest uk paperbacks, with val getting older and taller. (except hopefully done more competently. cough.)

*book 1 was renamed scepter of the ancients the last two times the series was rebooted in the US. (2009, 2011) But not this time!

My Uninformed Impression of Kingdom Hearts

*Everyone contains a Hot Topic version of themselves
*Sora’s heart must be huge cause he has like 50 dudes in there
*Final Fantasy but with big hands and feet so they match Mickey?
*Game releases are measured in decimal points and tears
*No design of anything is practical ever
*Sparkles
*Is rated E but has no problem dropping you into nightmare fuel
*Once a fan, You Never Leave
*Bedhead only possible in zero G
*Everyone’s eyes are like a slice of the ocean
*And their teeth are probably fluorescent light bulbs
*Buncha trenchcoat punks eating salty ice cream
*I only ever see people drawing them happy
*Does that mean the games are really sad
*What did they Do to you

i appreciate horikoshi so much bc like
it wouldve been so damn easy to make a sexy cat girl student at UA
IT WOULDVE FIT IN PERFECTLY
BUT HE DOESNT
HE MAKES A WEIRD FROG GIRL EVERYONE LOVES BC SHE’S SO DIFFERENT (AND PERFECT AND ADORABLE)

Originally posted by twilightamory

HE MAKES A GIRL W HUGE TIDDIES WHO IS THE SMARTEST IN THE CLASS AND THE MOST PROPER LADY OF THEM ALL

Originally posted by seieiryu

HE TAKES THE SILLY LOVABLE KAWAII PRINCESS W THE BIG PINK CHEEKS

Originally posted by sleepynyashnekomancer

AND MAKES HER FIGHT THE MOST TERRIFYING BOY IN THE CLASS

Originally posted by spoopydesu

AND SHE IS A FUCKING BEAST

Originally posted by inflatable-kaito-kuroba

A BEAST THAT THIS GUY 100% RESPECTS AND CONSIDERS A BEAST FROM THE START, AND NEVER UNDERESTIMATES

HE MAKES MINA

Originally posted by dekkenminus

IDEK WHAT SHE IS BUT I LOVE HER
THEYRE ALL SO UNIQUE IN AN ANIME WORLD WHERE MONSTER GIRLS ARE ALWAYS USED FOR SEXY JOKES AND CONSTANT FAN SERVICE, AND ALMOST ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A COPY/PASTED VERSION OF THE LAST

HE TAKES A CONCEPT THAT HAS BASICALLY BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH AND MAKES IT SO UNIQUE

NOT ONE OF THESE GIRLS COULD BE CONFUSED FOR THE OTHER AND IN A CAST THIS BIG THATS A MIGHTY FEAT

I JUST HAVE AN INCREDIBLE APPRECIATION FOR ANYONE WHO TAKES A TROPE THATS BEEN OVERLY DONE IN ANIME AND COMPLETELY FLIP IT AND MAKE IT NEW

((and there’s a whole bunch of great girls i didnt even mention sobbss))

BLESS HIM TBH

Shit my wife has said to the cat, part 7

- No, I love you, I really do. I know that you’re a remarkable cat, capable of great acts of evil.

- Look up there in the stars! You belong there! We’ll send you up there, but you’ll die because there’s no air.

- You’re an uncommon thug, but you still get house arrest between the hours of 8 and 8.

- Hearken the wayfarer from the North! He brings news of the black spring! ‘Twas a long winter, yet to break. NOOOOooooo stop playing with my nose tissue, wayfarer!

- This is objectively ridiculous, Miss Kitty. And if I were in the right state of mind I’d be laughing. But I’m not. Because you’re not fucking funny.

- You’re so lucky she loves you. I have to do things like pay the rent. You get to lay down and get a ‘good boy!’

- You ain’t the sharpest drawer. I mean the sharpest knife. In the drawer. I mean you’re not the sharpest – I wouldn’t want a sharp drawer! I need…. I need to just simmer down.

- I’m going to send photos of your butt to the Russians. Then they’ll post them online and you’ll be so embarrassed.

- (watching a peaceful video of a cat canoeing with its owner) This could be us, Miss Kitty. But you’re a huge bitch.

- I’ll walk at you funny! I’m the crab of your nightmares.

- I hate your face. Goodbye.

- Someday I’m going to throw you into an industrial fan. And then I can quip, “the shit’s finally hit the fan!”

              - (to me) That is a statement of unusual violence. Please specify that I would never throw her into an industrial fan.

              - I’d throw her into a smaller fan, though. Just one that would trim her nails a little bit, give her a haircut.

- Miss Kitty, I’m going to throw you into – what was it last time? An industrial fan? – No, I’m going to throw you into a vat of boiling acid. I’m going to make you into the kitty Joker, beloved by fans and considered trite and overused by true critics.

- You’re on top of me like I’m some kind of exquisite $2 hooker.

- You’re always going to be that 6-year-old who pooped his pants, and I’m never going to let you forget that.

- You were not born to love. You were not made like a larva to grow into love. I’m basically calling you a basic bitch. You’re a basic bitch.

- I know, I know, I’m really intense right now. But you’re made of absolute shit and I love you,

- Have you ever known life without inhibition?

- You’re a frat boy. You chug catnip like beer. Like “omnom nom nom, I’m gonna cause some hazing incidents”

- I’ve got bad news for you, Miss Kitty. Your face looks like a burnt pancake.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

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NU'EST fanmeeting 1 or 2 years ago Vs Todays fanmeeting😭 Finally after 5 whole years they were given their first offcial lightstick and had their very first Love Ocean today! JR said in the past their family could never see them perform in Korea (bc theyve never had a concert there) but today his dream came true as his noona was there💜 THIS GLOW UP IS SO HUGE THE BOYS DID THIS FROM 100% THEIR OWN WORK AND I AM SO PROUD OF THEM FOR NOT GIVING UP! Now we just need to give them their 1st win and Korean concert!! Lets make NU'EST (W) RISE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

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(171218) @onestarbyul: i have’t been in contact for quite a while, but he is a fellow musician that gave me a lasting impression after deciding to pursue music. shinee was a group with immense fame and popularity at the time that i was preparing to become a singer. i happened to meet him at a private gathering and he left an unforgettable impression on me. though he was already a star, he was kind, humble and friendly. i was thankful to him, wished to be more like him and was proud to call him a friend.

i sent a text to him, “jonghyun! sorry but i’m here at an orphanage. the kids are huge fans of yours. can you talk a little bit with them?” “of course! no problem. call me any time” was his answer.

not only was he born with pure artistic talent, he never stopped to work hard with a naturally kind heart. there are many friends that were closer to him, but i wanted to say how good a person and warm-hearted he was.

may he be in a better place where he can rest in peace.

Yeah sure, I get it, without CC there would be no Shadowhunters and there would be no Malec (a ship I’m so incredibly invested in).

BUT, I want this women to stop while she’s ahead. I’m so relieved that many people noticed how problematic she is. The show is handling her work so much better than she has and I know her fans get crazy when it’s stated but the work done on Shadowhunters is much more commendable than the work done in the books.

She made all of the characters fucking immature and overly dramatic when it comes to serious issues. In the books, Alec is biphobic as hell which is a damn shame because she did give the character some potential. The show took the forgotten potential and made it come to life, dropping all of the overly played out and unnecessary biphobic comments. They’re building Malec up so beautifully and making them come across as so healthy it’s breathe-taking. Just look at that mature conversation they had in 2x06 about Magnus’ past. Sure it was awkward but they were LISTENING TO EACH OTHER. I didn’t once see Alec jump down Magnus’ throat about who he used to date. See CC, It’s not that fucking challenging to build up a healthy, growing relationship.

The whole incest fetish she has is repulsive. She knew how fucked up people would think she is if she included a legitimate intentional sibling relationship, so she made people and the characters believe they were related to each other for a long ass time just to include the idea of relation love. How fucked up?

Then there’s the whole “You’re prettier than me so I’m going to make hateful comments towards you and disrespect you as a person” thing. Is this a fucking joke? Is this seriously what you want teenagers to be grasping from this storyline? A petty-ass unneeded dramatic play out of two smart, intelligent, beautiful girls? I’m so glad the show brushed that off and made Izzy/Clary into the characters they were always meant to be because that issue was never necessary in any plausible way.

Then we have her portraying Simon as a cheater. Which happens a lot in books in movies, but it’s different with this because she’s bluntly encouraging this act. She recently got defensive on twitter with Todd, the Shadowhunters showrunner, simply because he wanted to keep Simon a good guy - which is who he was until CC destroyed his potential as she did with many of the characters in the books.

This women has more problems outside of her books though. She has jumped down countless fans throats for asking questions or sharing logical concerns that they have with the books. Someone literally asked her what Raphael’s sexuality was and she blocked them. That person had been a huge fan of the books and her until they did some research and realized how truly awful she can be. I have never seen a women more shameful towards others it’s sickening. She thinks she’s above everybody because she made a books that have branched out. Then she feels as if she has the right to degrade the other productions based off of her books that are LEGALLY allowed to take their own path.

I understand that she made my favorite show/ship possible, but she wasn’t the one who created what I enjoy. No, she was a rough draft that Shadowhunters picked up and made into a final fucking copy.

So cute! :3 Hope you like this!


MC suprises RFA + Saeran with a kiss on a selfie


Zen

  • Selfie? Selfie with you? Sign him up!
  • “Here, babe. The light works better here.” “This angle looks better, babe”
  • There’s so much prep you’re almost giving up the selfie.
  • But… it could still be nice if you add a little twist…
  • “Okay, babe, here we g… ooohh!”
  •  It’s a cute pic of you kissing his cheek. You thought he would have trembled a little, but no…
  • He still looks flawless.

Yoosung

  • He got a little self-conscious after injuring his eye, so he avoids pictures
  • But you guys were on a date at a bookstore, and there was no way of not holding the memory of it through a pic.
  •  “You… you take it, MC.”
  • Okay… he would rather take it from a different angle, one when his eye couldn’t be seen…
  • “Say cheese, Yoosung!”
  • It’s an adorable pic of him getting all flustered when you turned your head to kiss his eye.
  • Boy can’t stop staring at this pic. Not only you look cute, he looks really nice as well…

Jaehee

  • She doesn’t take a lot of selfies, unless it is with you
  • Working on a new recipe for the café? Selfie! Hanging out at the movies? Selfie! On a date and Zen asks for a selfie of you two? Selfie!
  • So when you pull her for a selfie, she’s smiling and doing a piece sign almost instinctively
  • Just when you’re turning your face for the smooch, she notices and turns to you.
  • “MC?” “Jaehee?”
  • Both of you are flustered messes on the pic.
  • Zen is squealing when he gets it. “You look so cuuuute!”

Jumin

  • He tries, but his selfies with you always turn out in… guess, a blur.
  • So most of his pics with you are taken professionally
  • And it’s great, all of them look so stunning, but… what about something more spontaneous?
  • So you sit on his lap as he’s going through some papers at his office. He doesn’t mind when you do this and actually feels motivated to finish work so he can pay attention to you.
  • “Jumin, honey?” “Yes, my love?” “Say cheese!” “Beg your pard…”
  • He listens to the click and feels your lips on his cheek.
  • This pic now is printed in poster size and framed in the wall of his office.

Saeyoung

  • His phone’s gallery is filled with selfies of you and him.
  • Some look cute, most look messy because they are usually taken when you’re not prepared.
  • So it’s time to get your revenge.
  • You even adjust to the photos in sequence feature so you’ll capture his reaction after the kiss
  • You turn to kiss his cheek.
  • He has the same idea and turns to kiss yours.
  • Now you have a sequence of pics of you kissing each other, going from surprised with widen eyes to smiling through the kiss with your eyes closed.

V

  • Not a huge fan of selfies
  • But crazy for pics of you.
  • And he would never say no to your request of taking a selfie with him
  • So you kiss his cheek
  • And he doesn’t look flustered at all! He stares at the pic for a few seconds
  • “Hmmm… the light wasn’t that good, my love. I’m afraid you’ll have to take it again.” He keeps saying this after three or four pics.
  • In the end, all of them looked nice, he just wanted the kisses.

Saeran

  • Hates selfies. H A T E S
  •  He doesn’t see the point at all!
  • But he’ll agree reluctantly after you whine a lot.
  • You kiss him as you take the pic
  •  He twitched in surprise and the pic turned out a little blurry
  • You feel really bad for making him uncomfortable, apologizing and telling him you’ll delete it. He stops you. “I can try to use an editor. Can you… can you send me?”
  • This pic is the wallpaper of every device he has, and he never used an editor on it.

Title: The Angel Who Forgot What He Was

Pairings: Gabriel/Reader

Tags: Established relationship, wing!kink, grace!kink, mating, possessive Gabriel

Word Count: 7565

Summary:  When Sam’s word of the day calendar sparks a question for Gabriel, you aren’t expecting where things end up.

Link to Fic: HERE

Author’s Note: This was written for the @gabriel-monthly-challenge February prompt: Aliferous - meaning to have wings.

This was also written for a good friends birthday. I borrowed a lot of her headcanons for this, so if you like it you should shoot her a thanks. I’m sorry this is late, @ashiewesker I hope you like it!

A huge thank you to @waterkiss37 for working on this with me. There are plans to add this to a verse and build on a previous fic, The King of Selfishness, so stay tuned for that. 

Please note: I switched perspectives between the reader and Gabriel in this one. I’ve never done that, I always write from one or the other, but I’ve read fics like this and liked them. I’m not sure I’m a fan of writing like this though, so please let me know what you think of it!

Tag List: @tardisdementor @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @madamelibrarian @crushing83 @greek-geek481 @thewhiterabbit42 @sumara62 @fand0maniac

Voltron Band AU because I'm in love with this AU

⁃ The Space Paladins is their band name
⁃ Their genre is a little bit all over the place
⁃ Sometimes it’s more 2000s alt rock
⁃ Sometimes it’s indie rock
⁃ Sometimes it’s just plain out pop
⁃ Allura on main vocals and extra percussion
⁃ Keith on melodic guitar because his guitar solos are just beautiful
⁃ Lance on rhythm guitar
⁃ (he thought he would be on melodic guitar but them he saw that Keith was a fucking god)
⁃ Pidge on bass
⁃ And she’s really good
⁃ (When first making the band everyone was shocked that Pidge can play the bass bc they’re so small and basses are super heavy)
⁃ Hunk on drums and can play sax
⁃ It’s just in case he needs to play Careless Whisper at concerts to piss off Keith and Lance
⁃ Shiro on keyboard and backup vocals because he has a HUGE range. He’s like fucking Brendon Urie
⁃ (Guys. I know it’s usually Pidge on keyboard in these head canons but this how I’m gonna do it okay?)
⁃ Coran is their manager but more like their goofy uncle
⁃ And in all honesty, Coran isn’t the best manager but he’s definitely a keeper
⁃ Their top selling songs (lyrics w/ them) are:
⁃ Playing Pretend: “I’m tired of playing pretend// let’s never be friends again”
⁃ That one was written by Lance (fans think its about Klance)
⁃ 1992: “Let’s live like its 1992// listening to Nirvana// and climbing fences with you”
⁃ That was written by Keith (fans also think it’s about Klance)
⁃ Falling Up: “We’re falling up// we’re flying down// we’ll spin the world round and round”
⁃ That was written by Pidge
⁃ and Whine: “ All you do is whine with your wine// always on the break up hotline”
⁃ Written by Allura (about a girl she knew in high school)
⁃ And of course their fandom ships Klance
⁃ Everyone else in the band does too
⁃ Hands out flowers to their fans during concerts like The Smiths did
⁃ Has done covers of:
⁃ Three Small Words (Josie and The Pussycats)
⁃ Ain’t It Fun (Paramore)
⁃ Time To Pretend (MGMT)
⁃ Space Age Love Song (A Flock Of Seagulls)
⁃ Creep (Radiohead)
⁃ And others I don’t wanna write down the whole list
⁃ During interviews Pidge and Keith make snarky remarks during interviews like the Beatles usually did
⁃ Reporter: “Do you have any input on the current political situation, Keith?”
⁃ Keith: “No, I don’t even smoke.” *smokes cigarette*
⁃ Reporter: “Shiro, what’s your favorite type of girl?”
⁃ Shiro: “I guess my girlfriend?”
⁃ Reporter: “What about you Pidge?”
⁃ Pidge: “I guess Shiro’s girlfriend”
⁃ People also ship Shallura
⁃ (but it’s already canon but the fans didn’t know that until later)
⁃ Keith is labeled the Emo™
⁃ He sometimes even wears eyeliner and everyone loves it
⁃ He’s also a fucking savage on twitter
⁃ Like, about as savage as Frank Iero
⁃ Lance was on Instagram Live and someone asked if Klance was real
⁃ “Umm…” *live video has ended*
⁃ Everyone was fucking pissed
⁃ Someone asked Keith if Klance was real
⁃ “Next question…”
⁃ The fans are onto them
⁃ Once they did a special cover of Sweatpants by Childish Gambino
⁃ But Pidge was the one who rapped it
⁃ They made it look like Allura was about to rap it but then Pidge jumped in and started rapping like a god
⁃ Everyone was absolutely shocked
⁃ After about three years of dating, Allura proposed to Shiro (yes, the girl proposed to the boy. That is how it’s gonna work, okay?) during a concert while singing a song they wrote together called I Wish For Forever
⁃ None of the band members knew it was going to happen and everything just stopped
⁃ Shiro cried
⁃ Hunk and Lance did too
⁃ And oF COURSE HE SAID YES
⁃ That’s all I have for now
⁃ I might make a part two because I love this au
⁃ Imma go listen to Careless Whisper on repeat and see how long I can last

Little Perry the Platypus things:

-knows how to make balloon animals/hats (”Love at First Byte”)

-eats his marshmallows open-mouthed instead of blowing on them or waiting for them to cool (”Skiddley Whiffers”)

-is a huge germaphobe (”Brain Drain”)

-once swallowed his hat so he wouldn’t be discovered as an agent (”Swiss Family Phineas”)

-likes oolong tea (”OWCA Files”)

-wears contacts (”Monster from the Id”)

-enjoys horseback riding, good books, and long walks on the beach (Agent P’s Guide to Fighting Evil)

-has never used his venomous ankle spurs when fighting Doof (”Primal Perry”)

-watches soap operas (”Oil on Candace”)

-prefers using agave syrup over sugar as a sweetener (”Doofapus”)

-is a big fan of Santa/winter-themed beings (“I, Brobot”/”Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!”)

-sarcastically mimics people (“Oh, There You Are, Perry”) 

Nothing Else Matters

I am freaking floored that they opened season 13 with a love song. They have never done that before. These are the “Road So Far” songs for the previous seasons:

2x01 - “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent
3x01 - “Hell’s Bells” by AC/DC
4x01 - “You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC
5x01 - “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC
6x01 - “Beautiful Loser” by Bob Seger
7x01 - “Slow Ride” by Foghat
8x01 - “Locomotive Breath” by Jethro Tull
9x01 - “Who Do You Love?” by George Thorogood and the Destroyers
10x01 - “Heartbreaker” by Pat Benatar
11x01 - “Run Through the Jungle” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
12x01 - “Bad Boys” by April Wine

The majority of these songs are badass bangers – AC/DC, Nugent, Tull, CCR… Cool damn songs to pump up cool damn montages for a show about angst and energy. A couple of them are about sex, and a couple of them are about love, sometimes love gone bad, but none of them are love songs.

And make no mistake, “Nothing Else Matters” is a love song. James Hetfield wrote it for his girlfriend, and believe me it was a big damn deal when it came out in ‘92 because Metallica had never put out anything even remotely romantic before. The hubs (then boyf) and I were huge fans of the band at the time and we toyed with making that Our Song but it didn’t stick. The lyrics, though:

So close no matter how far
Couldn’t be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don’t just say
And nothing else matters

Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters

Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And I know

That is romantic love. Tie yourself in knots to tell me those lyrics are about family, I dare ya.

(BTW: I’m pretty sure this is the first time Metallica has actually appeared on the soundtrack. Dean hums “Some Kind of Monster” in 1x04 but that doesn’t really count.)

Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (Sebastian Stan x Reader) Pt. 4

Princess97:  I’ve decided I’m going to be a porn star.

Sebastian let out a small snort as he read the message on his phone. Ever since the picture exchange, the two of you had been texting nonstop. You moved on from the silly chatroom and gave each other your real phone numbers. It was a risky move on his behalf, but being the typical Leo he was, Sebastian liked to live dangerously every once in a while.

SexySeaBass82: Pornhub or Brazzers?

He snickered like a child as he sent the text, grinning like an idiot. He looked back up at the set before him. He had just finished filming an exhausting, yet epic fight scene which he was highly proud of. The dull ache in his muscles let him know ahead of time that he’d be feeling everything tonight.

Princess97: You perv! pornhub is where the mula is.

SexySeaBass82: I think it’s safe to say that I’d be your biggest fan, doll face.

Princess97: You know what I just realized?

Sebastian cackled as he typed his witty reply and hit the send button with lightning speed.

SexySeaBass82: That I’m daddy material? ;)

Princess97: No, that you’re probably older than electricity.

SexySeaBass82: I know you can’t see it, but I’m giving you the middle finger right now. (:

He set his phone down as soon as he saw Anthony and Jeremy making their way over to him. The two men were arguing about which character could take who. Of course, Anthony was convinced Falcon could destroy Hawkeye, but Jeremy was having none of it.

“All I’d have to do is shoot you out of the sky!”

“Not before Red Wing gets his sights on you!”

Sebastian fought the urge to laugh at the two as they stood in front of him. “Seb, tell him the truth before I do.” Anthony reasoned. Jeremy snorted, taking a sip from his water bottle. He’d never say it out loud, but Sebastian was a huge fan of Hawkeye, and when it came down to it, he felt Falcon would take a beating from the archer.

“Nope!” he held up his hands in defense. “I’m not taking any part of this! I’m like Bucky, completely innocent.”

Before any of them could reply, Sebastian’s text tone went off, causing the three men to jump and peer down at his phone. His phone, which was glowing, the text showing the following words:

Princess97: I wonder what else you can give me. ;)

“Oh, damn!” Anthony cackled as he snatched the phone from the chair. “Who is Princess97?”

Sebastian immediately shot up from his seat and wrestled the phone out of the man’s hand. Jeremy bent over, his hands on his knees as he cackled loudly. He would never let this go, Sebastian was sure of it. One sentence, and the entire cast would know of his little flirty texting buddy.

“None of your damn business!” he spat, placing his phone in his pocket.

“Ninety seven doesn’t stand for the actual year, does it?” Anthony teased, elbowing Jeremy as they roared with laughter.

“Hey Seb,” Jeremy chimed in. “What kind of formula do you give her?”

The two men burst into hysterics, catching the eyes of several crew members. Usually, Sebastian would have laughed along, but instead, he felt his face heating up with embarrassment. You weren’t that young. Hell, there’s a lot of people who talk to younger people, so what was the deal? You were of legal age, which was totally fine. Then again, his mom would probably give him a slap if she found out he was flirting with a nineteen year old.

“For your information,” he sassed, sitting back into his seat. “She’s really hot. Get with the winning team, guys.”

“Who’s hot?”

The three men turned around to see a very exhausted Chris in his stealth suit. He scratched the back of his head lazily as he peered between the men curiously.

“Sebastian here’s got himself some jailbait.” Jeremy spoke before taking off towards his trailer before Sebastian could catch him. Chris furrowed his brows as he looked over at his friend. This was absolutely not how he planned this to get out.

“What’s all this talk about jailbait?” he asked as he took the seat beside him. Seb groaned and placed his head in his hands.

“It’s literally all lies,” he told him. “She’s perfectly legal, just a bit younger.”

“How young?” Chris asked, his brow raising in disappointment.

“Nineteen.” Sebastian answered after a long silence.

“Oh thank goodness,” Chris breathed dramatically, placing his hand over his left boob once again. “I thought you meant she was young.”

“She is young.” He admitted. “Fifteen years.”

Chris let out a snort as he pulled out his phone. “Well, Seabass,” he sung as he unlocked his phone.

Make sure you burp her after feeding her, m’kay?” he teased before sprinting off as fast as he could in the same direction Jeremy ran in. 

Sebastian sighed, sinking into his seat.

What on earth was he going to do with these idiots?


You were snuggled on your sofa, scrolling through your Tumblr dashboard, when you heard the theme song of one of your favorite TV shows being to play. It was The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. You loved that guy more than anything, he could always cheer you up when you felt down. 

“Good evening folks, our guest tonight is the one and only…Sebastian Stan!” 

Immediately, your ears perked up at the name. That was the actor Sebastian was in love with. Your head cocked to the side as you realized the two men had the same first names. You shrugged, it was probably a coincidence, right? 

“Here’s your tea, Y/N!” your roommate chimed as she handed you a matching mug. You gave her a quick smile before returning your gaze to the TV. 

“So Sebastian,” Stephen said. “I understand you and Anthony Mackie are quite the duo on set.” You found your eyes focused on the actor’s face, taking in his features. You understood why Sebastian was obsessed with this guy. He was freaking gorgeous. And that jawline -man, that looked like it could cut diamonds. And those steel blue eyes! He was a total babe. 

“Yeah, we’ve grown pretty close these past few months. We even gave each other nicknames.” Stan said as he giggled, his face turning a deep red. 

“Oh? Do share these nicknames, Sebastian!” Stephen mused, earning a bunch of cheers from the crowd, mostly from women. 

You took a sip of your tea, your eyes set on the blue eyed man on the screen as he said the following words. 

“Well, he likes to call me Sexy Sea Bass.” 

The tea in your mouth sprayed all over the screen in front of you, even landing on your roommate’s lap as well as yours. She let out a shriek before jumping out of her seat and pointing an accusing finger at you. 

“What the fuck, Y/N?” she exclaimed, her face twisting into a scowl. 

You stared at the screen, your eyes completely wide with distraught as the man repeated the nickname for a second time. 

“Yeah man, I’m telling you,” he laughed along with Stephen.

 “He calls me Sexy Sea Bass!”

-Fin!

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Dear Peter

Request: Can I request a peter parker x reader where the reader is a hot mess and one day peter decides to help her clean her room? And while cleaning her room she leaves to get pizza or something. And he finds multiple little letters to peter about how much she loves him but she never sends them to him? (like they are buried underneath her messy room). Lots of Fluff (and a little angst in the letters). I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR WORK BTW I’m a huge fan!

A/N: So I loved this idea so much that I started writing it right away. And as a person with an extremely messy bedroom I am taking offence to my own words. And this is actually kinda personal to me, I’m partially including notes I wrote to someone, exactly one year ago this month, actually. Hope this is what you were looking for!

Word Count: 2576 (Wow this Is the longest fic I’ve ever written)

Warnings: Nah

Masterlist

Day after day, you showed up to school late and in a clutter. Your notes were never in order, when you would open your bag, things would be falling out. You’d given up on your locker. Why bother using it if every time you opened it, something would fall on you?

You ran into chemistry five minutes after the bell, “Y/N, how nice of you to join us,” your teacher smiled.

“Sorry i’m late,” you mumbled, heading towards the back of the class where you shared a lab desk with your best friend Peter Parker.

“Let me guess why you were late today. Couldn’t find your homework in that mess of a bedroom,”

“No,” you said.

Peter raised his eyebrow.

“Fine, yes. You’re right,” you admitted.

“That’s what I thought,”

“Apparently I threw my sweater on top of it, and a pair of pants, and maybe I kept piling things on top while I was looking for it,”

“Christ, Y/N, that’s it, I’m coming over tonight and we’re cleaning your damn bedroom,”

“My bedroom is fine, Peter,”

“Clearly, it’s not. I’m coming over, and we are cleaning,”

“Fine,”

You were certainly going to have to figure out a way out of this one. You had a few things in your bedroom that you really didn’t want Peter to find.

As promised, later that evening Peter showed up at your door.

“Peter, what if I told you that I don’t want you cleaning my bedroom,”

“I’d tell you too bad,”

Peter moved past you and walked into your home.

“Peter, come on, I really don’t want your help,”

“C’mon Y/N, you really need to get organized, you’re going to start getting detentions if you show up late many more times,”

“But what if there are things in my room that I don’t want you seeing?”

“Don’t worry, Y/N, I promise to avert my eyes if there’s any underwear lying around,”

“Not what I meant, but I can see that you’re not giving up, so fine, enter my lair,” you said, stepping aside and allowing Peter into your bedroom.

Peter stepped inside and kind of sighed, “I forgot how messy your room was,”

“Now you know why I always study at your house,”

“And I always thought it was because of little old me,”

“Meh,”

“I don’t even know where to start,” Peter said, looking around.

There were piles of clothes on your floor, books staked on your desk chair, old homework was scattered everywhere, and half your bed was taken up by your computer, clothes, books, and even a few water bottles.

“Ok! So we’re going to start with the garbage,”

“You can’t throw me away, Parker. Not in my own house,”

Peter rolled his eyes, “Just go grab a garbage bag and we’ll get started,”

You and Peter spent what seemed like forever cleaning.

“I’m going to start on your desk while you finish sorting though your clothes,”

“Or…. You could order some food?” Peter added 

You sighed, dropping the shirts you had in your hand, “Pizza okay?”

“Better than okay, I’m starved, and I most definitely don’t want to eat anything else that we’ve come across,”

“Ok, back off Peter, my room’s messy but I don’t have rotting food in here or anything,”

Peter pulled two completely squished chocolate bars off your desk and held them up in front of you, “I beg to differ,”

 “I’m going to go order the pizza,” you said, flipping Peter off. 

You walked out of the room and left Peter to clean off your desk.

Peter continued to clear off what he believed to be was garbage, hopefully he wasn’t throwing away anything that you may need.

There were a few pieces of paper folded up on the corner of your desk under an old coffee mug.

Peter lifted the mug, and placed it at the foot of your bed along with the other three you had found.

Peter began sorting though the papers and came across an envelope with his name on it.

Peter put the rest of the papers down and held the envelope.

I can’t open it, can I?

No.

I shouldn’t.

Peter very much so wanted to open the mysterious envelope that had his name on it.

Peter was still looking at the envelope when you walked back in.

“Y/N, what’s this?” He asked, holding up the envelope to you.

“You didn’t open it, did you?”

“No, of course not, I respect your privacy, I was just wondering what it was,”

You walked towards Peter, and grabbed the envelope from him.

“It’s nothing,” you lied.

“Right,” Peter said, staring at you for a moment before going back to clearing off your desk.

You and Peter cleaned in silence for the next while until the pizza arrived.

“I’ll be back,” you said, leaving the room.

When you came back, Peter was sitting on the ground of your balcony, letting his legs hang out the side through the bars.

You went out and sat down next to Peter, opening the box of pizza to offer him some.

“Are you mad at me?” You asked.

“No, why would I be mad?”

“Because I wouldn’t let you read the letters,”

“No, I understand. There are some things you want to keep private and other things you’re willing to share,”

You took a deep breath and pulled the envelope out of your pocket.

“Christ, I can’t believe I’m doing this,”

Peter watched you, waiting to see what you would do.

“Fuck. Okay. Peter, here,” you said, outstretching your hand to him, giving him the envelope.

“No, Y/N, you clearly don’t want me to read whatever’s in there,”

“Please, take it, Peter. Just, wait until you get home to read it. And, remember that I don’t want what’s in this envelope to change our friendship. You’re still my best friend and I really can’t lose you,”

“Did you confess to a murder in here or something?” Peter joked.

You rolled your eyes, “No, Parker, just, eat your pizza,”

Peter shoved the envelope into his pant pockets and the two of you went on with your evening. You finished your pizza and went back inside to finish cleaning.

It didn’t take you much longer to completely clean your room.

By 10pm your room was rid of garbage and old homework, your clothes were put away in your dresser, and all your old coffee mugs were in the dishwasher.

“I guess I better head home before Aunt May gets worried,”

“Oh, okay,”

Peter walked towards where you were sitting on your bed.

“I’ll read your letters when I get home and talk to you tomorrow,”

Peter kissed your cheek and left.

You said on your bed, heat fluttering from Peter’s kiss. You knew you weren’t going to sleep tonight. You were too worried about how Peter was going to react to your letters.

When Peter got home, he shouted a simple hello to May and ran into his room.

He sat down on the edge of his bed, and pulled out the envelope.

He ripped it open and a handful of letters came out. 

Peter opened the first one, dated just over a year previous, a few months before he had gotten his spidey powers.

Dear Peter,

First of all, fuck you.

Second of all, I can’t believe I’m writing this stupid letter.

I read somewhere that writing things down is a great way to let everything out, so that’s what I’m doing. I’m writing you a letter to tell you how I feel.

You’re my best friend. I love you with all my heart. More than you’ll ever know, really. And if you’re reading this, stop? Because never in a million years would I actually give you this to read. Quit snooping, Parker.

Regardless, I’m always wondering if I should tell you how I feel, so I guess i’ll just do it here because I am WAY too much of a chicken to tell you in person.

I, Y/N Y/L/N, am in love with you Peter Parker.

I can’t remember a time I wasn’t in love with you. I can’t remember a time that you weren’t my entire world. Peter, If you asked, I would find a way to  make a million waves in the ocean crash all at once, just to make you smile.

I still can’t believe I’m writing this down.

I really am in love with you, Peter.

Y/N.

Peter had to re-read the letter what felt like a dozen times. You were in love with him. He didn’t know what to say. He quickly pulled out the next letter. It was dated only a month after the first one.

Peter,

This is so ridiculous that I’m writing to you again. But you drive me insane! Every time I look at you I just want to run my hands through those damn curls of yours and kiss your perfect lips but I can’t. You’re my best friend and I can’t.

You make me so furious. I hate looking at you knowing that I can’t kiss you or be with you, but I also can’t not look at you because i’m in love with your stupid face.

I stand by my statement of fuck you.

Y/N.

Peter looked at the dates on all the letters, they were each dated almost a month apart.

Peter,

I miss you so much, Peter. I know I see you every day, but you’ve been hanging around me and Ned after school a lot less. I love you more than I thought I would love anyone, ever, and I’m scared to lose you. It feels like I’m losing you. I wish we could run away and leave everything behind, just you and me. Please, Peter. I miss you and I’m crying and I wish we were together.

Y/N.

Peter’s heart began to ache, he had no idea you felt this way about him. The next letter was dated after he had become Spiderman and had begun his Stark internship.

Peter,

It’s not fair that everything reminds me of you. It’s not fair that while you’re off doing whatever it is you do after school, whether its the Stark internship or not, I’m lying here awake, crying, trying not to think of you but all I can do is cry over the fact that I’ve lost you. It’s not fair that I’m going to cry myself to sleep. It’s not fair that we broke. I’m a good person. I don’t deserve this pain. I haven’t done anything to deserve this much pain. It’s not fair that life is so painful. I don’t deserve this pain. I just want you back. That’s all I want. I just want you. Why does living have to be so hard?
I still feel numb. After crying for three hours tonight, I haven’t felt anything. Nothing feels real. This isn’t real. I don’t know what I’m doing, how I’m living. But it’s so hard without you, Peter. It’s so hard to not have you. I went from having everything I’d ever want or need, to nothing. Absolutely nothing. All I have is the memories of the old us. And my memory is shit. Imagine how hard this is for me. I don’t even know if you’re missing me like I miss you. I don’t even know if you’re thinking about me. I hope you are. I’d like to think you are. But, then again, who knows. I barely feel like I know you anymore. You’re my entire life. I just lost my entire life.

Y/N.

Peter couldn’t stand to read anymore. He dropped the letters on his bed, and climbed out his fire escape.
Peter began swinging towards your apartment. He landed on your balcony and knocked on the glass door.

You suddenly jumped up, and the sight of someone at your window. When you realized it was Peter you climbed out of bed and went to open the window for him to get in.

“Peter what are you doing here? Its almost 1am,”

Peter looked down at his watch (ok I know he doesn’t wear a watch cause of his web shooters but I have this weird thing where I find it so attractive for people to wear watches like?) and checked the time. You were right. He hadn’t realized he had been reading for so long.

“I needed to see you,”

“Is something wrong?” You asked, placing a hand on his arm.

“I read your letters, or, I read some of them. I couldn’t bring myself to finish them,“

“Oh,” you slightly pulled away from Peter.

“No! No! Not like that. I just meant, I got to the one when I had just become Spiderman and I would spent all my time out and I ignored you and Ned, just, the letter broke my heart Y/N. I didn’t know you felt this way,”

“Well, I do. You kinda broke my heart when you stopped coming around,”

“I knew you were mad at me, I just didn’t realize that you were this upset,”

“I wasn’t just upset Peter, i’m in love with you. I cried myself to sleep every night because I thought you hated me and that I had lost you for good,”

Peter walked towards you and gently placed a hand on your cheek.

“You could never lose me, Y/N. I’ll always be here for you,”

“Don’t make promised you can’t keep, Parker,”

“Darling, I’m in love with you too, I’m not going anywhere,”

You could feel tears in your eyes, and the back of your throat felt thick (thicc). You were so mad at yourself for not telling Peter sooner.

Peter leaned in and placed a light kiss on your lips. Pulling away only for a moment before you leaned back in to deepen the kiss.

You wrapped your arms around Peter, he puled your closer to him, and moved his lips from yours, engulfing you in a hug.

“Are you telling me, I could have saved myself so many sleepless nights over you if I had only told you sooner?”

“I guess I could have saved myself some sleepless nights because of you too if I had only had the guts to tell you how I felt,”

“Do you have to go home or can you stay?” You asked.

“I’m not leaving,” Peter said, bringing you in for another kiss.

Maybe it wasn’t such a horrible thing that Peter found those letters.


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Once Upon a Time star Colin O'Donoghue on major Hook twist

So that‘s how Hook is sticking with Once Upon a Time!

Sunday’s Hook-centric episode revealed that the Hook (Colin O’Donoghue) we thought we were watching in Hyperion Heights during last week’s season premiere wasn’t actually the one-armed pirate we’ve come to know and love since season 2.

When Henry (Andrew J. West) called upon his family for help in Enchanted Forest flashbacks, Emma (Jennifer Morrison), Regina (Lana Parrilla), and Hook all answer the call — but so does Wish Hook! Remember that drunken, bumbling Wish Realm version of Hook we met last season? Well, he momentarily aligns with Lady Tremaine (Gabrielle Anwar) to make him look like our Hook in a bid gain Emma’s heart, which will help him find his missing daughter. Yup! Ultimately, Wish Hook discovers Emma is pregnant, so he lets her and Hook-Prime return to Storybrooke to get their happy ending. It’s then Wish Hook and Regina who continue on this journey with Henry, thus answering the question of how O’Donoghue is sticking with the show, but Morrison is not.

“I was really happy that they got their happy ending, to be honest,” O’Donoghue tells EW. “It had been such a long journey for those two characters, and such a difficult journey that I was glad to see that, in the end, they get their happy ending, because that was the whole point of the musical episode, and the big number with a happy beginning right before the Black Fairy’s curse hit. For me, I think it was the right way to go for those two characters.”

Knowing he’d be playing a different version of this character is actually one of the reasons the actor decided to continue on with the show. “I knew about Wish Hook from early on,” O’Donoghue says. “I had spoken to Eddy [Kitsis] and Adam [Horowitz] about that. Also, because Wish Hook — not the younger version of Wish Hook, but the older version of Wish Hook — was one of my favorite versions of him to play, so it was exciting to get to do that. Trying to bring elements of who that crazy old man was into this younger version of him has been fun.”

“It’s good because it also allows Hook to move on, because it’s a different version of him from the Emma-Hook relationship, which has been such a huge part of the show,” O’Donoghue continues. “It’s a very clever way of making sure the Captain Swan fans — fans of Hook and Emma — get their happy ending after going on such a big journey with them for the last few seasons. I think it’s a clever way of us being able to move on with a new version of Hook.”

But how different is this version of Hook? As O’Donoghue reveals, Wish Realm Hook and Hook-Prime both have similar backgrounds, but where their experiences differ is that the Evil Queen never cast her curse in the Wish Realm. “They had the same journey up until that point, so they are similar,” O’Donoghue says. “Wish Hook has a whole different set of rules and agendas that the original Hook didn’t have. Whereas his main thing was to get revenge on Rumplestiltskin, Wish Hook has a separate thing.”

That separate thing is finding his missing daughter — twist! — which actually gives him a similar M.O. to the original Hook in a surprising way. “We see that that’s where Wish Hook’s main motive lies in him wanting to find his daughter,” O’Donoghue says. “I guess it’s similar to original Hook where he was motivated by love for Milah, everything that Wish Hook does is motivated out of love for his daughter. It’s been fascinating to try and explore how to make Wish Hook the same as the other version of Hook that I played. That’s been a big thing for me for the season is trying to figure out how do I keep this character similar enough for him to be the same character on the show, but different enough for him to be interesting and kind of new?”

Naturally, one of the burning questions is: Who is Hook’s daughter? Alas, O’Donoghue won’t reveal that just yet. All viewers know is she was locked away by an evil witch. But even more pressing: Who is the mother? Again, O’Donoghue is mum. “No,” O’Donoghue says with a hearty laugh. “But I can tease that we will get to find out.”

x

oncewasawriter  asked:

I have never been a huge fan of audiobooks, (simply because I have never tried them) but I listened to the BBC podcast production of Stardust and loved it, then I bought your audiobook for it and started listening to it on walks, and now I've burned through Trigger Warnings and am revisiting Neverwhere. I love how I can experience the story the way you intended it to be read, and the fact that YOU are reading it! I love how you ensure your stories can be experienced in so many different forms.

Welcome to audioworld. They are like books, because you are contributing to their creation, and they are a bit like movies, but the pictures are normally better…

anonymous asked:

"We can't go back and say 'and then they fell in love!' " D:

yeah and i took that as they can’t go back and make it happen sooner. they said keith and lance have a very natural development together. the romance has been said to be slow burn and as i’ve said 27387574 times now and they are the only two that fit that perfectly. they’re the only two that fit everything that’s been said about the romance perfectly. this just became more true with s3. they are the pairing that has the most onscreen development. their development has been made the focus, or at least a subtle focus, many times throughout the show. people are arguing that lance’s love interest could be allura given their development in s3 and i’ve debunked that already. none of their interactions in s3 gave me any romantic vibes. i can pick up on romantic vibes when they’re presented to me and lance and allura had none. no shipping goggles on whatsoever and i still felt nothing romantic about their interactions. aleu has pointed out that the scene where lance hands over his bayard to allura, felt an awful lot like the scene between mako and korra in the finale of TLOK. it felt like the closing of a chapter. they’ve grown to respect each other and they’re friends.

AND you really really have to remember that they couldn’t just fucking say “OH YEAH they end up together!!!” that interviewer shouldn’t have even asked them that, or anything about any ships because they should know they can’t just say what ship is going to be endgame. they have to be careful and they have to choose their words wisely when answering questions like that. they can’t straight out spoil anything and they can’t just say no comment or it would give it away. if klance really wasn’t going to be canon, i think they would have just instantly shut it down tbh. yeah, they say all ships are valid (lol they’re not but whatever) but when they say that, they’re talking about fanon. they’ve literally shut down she/th a couple times now because they have a brotherly relationship in the show… and of course, that age gap. YET SHIT SHIPPERS STILL THINK IT HAS A CHANCE AT BEING CANON? shit shippers still think their interactions are meant to be romantic? lmao funny. klance shippers are not reaching when we say klance is going to be canon. we know they’re not scared of shutting down a ship and they’ve spoken positively and openly about klance on a couple occasions now. they aren’t baiting, she said it herself and we’ve all witnessed the development between keith and lance and how it’s pretty obviously not… strictly platonic. there is something else there and i feel like if they were only going for a friendship arc between them, it would have been a more drawn out thing? but they’ve already had so much development and we’re only at s3. so many people have picked up on it, tbh. so many people have said that klance shippers remind them of how korrasami shippers were before it was confirmed. we’re not dumb. we can see what’s been given to us for what it is. i, personally, have always been extremely good at reading things like this. i get it from my mom. when we watch stuff together, we both always call who’s going to get with who… who’s going to betray who… we have literally never been wrong. we almost always pick up on plot twists before they happen, too.

keith and lance are so undeniably each other’s love interests, how do some people not see this??? especially after the shot we got of keith through lance’s eyes??? he was literally admiring him and seeing him in a new light. all those soft looks that keith saves just for lance??? he’s not just interested in being lance’s friend. he has wanted to get closer to him ever since their bonding moment and he got upset when lance said it didn’t happen. why would keith get THAT upset and then proceed to, only AFTER the bonding moment, get jealous when lance flirts with people around him if he wasn’t interested in him romantically??? they aren’t baiting and i think lauren wanted to clarify that and she also wanted to clarify that when klance is canon, it was never because it’s what the fans wanted. it was never because it’s the fan favorite. it’s because it’s been planned from the start. it’s what’s best for the story, it’s what’s natural for it. the klance interactions in seasons 1 and 2 were done when they didn’t even have any clue that klance would be this huge. these two have so much trope-y shit surrounding them and their interactions. the build-up is so obvious to me, i honestly get a little confused when people don’t think they’re meant to end up together… because this isn’t me being so certain just because i love the ship and want to see them together. it’s me being so certain because i SEE it… i see what they’re doing with these two. i see what’s happening. i’ve seen it from the very start. i do not see ANYTHING like it between any other characters. shay and hunk are different because it’s clear that they’re meant to be viewed as a romantic pairing, but with keith and lance… it is subtle and gradual… it is the natural evolution of their relationship. it is a slow burn romance.

Masterlist

A/N: Wow, I didn’t know how many imagines I had until someone requested a Masterlist. I hope you enjoy these as much as I enjoyed writing them. I have posted a link to this in my description

Peter Pan/Robbie Kay Imagines

Having A Bad Leg 

Peter Finding Out That You Have Eternal Youth, Part 2 Part 3

Peter Finding Out That You Came To Save Henry

Singing Distant Melody To The Lost Boys

Bringing Peter Back To Life

Peter Finding Out That You’re Working For Hook

Peter Changing Neverland’s Moon For You

Peter Having To Choose Between You Or Wendy

Peter Finding Out That You Have Dark Magic

Peter Being Overly Protective When You’re With The Lost Boys

Being The Little Mermaid And Peter Taking You To Neverland, Part 2

Peter Pan Saving You From The Evil Pirates

Peter Catching You Singing In The Woods

Losing Your Memory, Part 2

Peter Pan Liking You, But You Have No Idea

Leaving Neverland, But Coming Back To Save Henry, Part 2, Part 3

Being Thomas Brodie Sangster’s Little Sister And Meeting Robbie Kay 

Wendy Accidentally Telling Peter That You Fancy Him, Part 2

Robbie Being Caught Cheating On You(Hamilton), Prequel, Part 2

Knowing Pan Before Neverland, Part 2

Being the Only Girl That Could Stand Up to Pan, Part 2, Part 3

Having the “Perfect” Life with Peter

Peter Seeing No Faults In You

Not Being Able To Get Peter Out of Your Mind

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Being Taken to Neverland After the Maze, Part 2, Part 3

Losing Peter to Wendy in Storybrooke

Causing Trouble on Neverland Which Makes Pan Interested In You

Peter Getting Jealous of a Poetic Lost Boy(ft. Neil from Dead Poet’s Society)

Peter Hating You until He Finds Out Your Gender

Newt/Thomas Brodie Sangster Imagines

Playing Hide And Seek With The Scorch Trial Cast

Being Really Small Compared to Thomas

Having A Crush On Thomas Brodie Sangster, But He Has A Girlfriend

“Hating” Newt

The Glade Changes You, Part 2, Part 3

Bonding Over A Bad Leg

Trying To Help Newt After His Suicide Attempt

Rule 1, Greenie: Don’t Even Think About Y/N

Being Thomas’s Sister And Newt Liking You

The Gladers Flirting With You And Newt Doesn’t Like It 

Being Accidentally Sent To Group A

Meeting Thomas Brodie Sangster At A 1960s Diner

Coming Up In The Box, Knowing Newt’s Name

The Gladers Finding Your Feminine Items Before You

Newt Always Being Too Tired After Running

Dating Newt In The Glade, But He Leaves You For Another Girl, Part 2

Newt’s Reaction To Some Of The Gladers Treating You Like A Slave

You And Newt Being Competitive With Each Other And The Whole Glade Knows Why, Part 2, Part 3

Putting Your Feelings For Newt And Minho In A Diary And Newt Finds It

Getting Stuck In The Maze Overnight

Newt Getting Jealous(With A Twist)

Newt Having to Prove Himself to Your Brother, Aris

Being Sad Because Newt Doesn’t Remember You

Being Thomas Brodie-Sangster’s Nanny

All I Want for Christmas Is You

Being Taken to Neverland After the Maze, Part 2, Part 3

Being in Nowhere Boys with Thomas

Being Thomas’s Love Interest

Newt Gathering His Courage to Ask You Out

Being in a Relationship, But In Love with Thomas

This One is Plain Bad and I should Delete It but This is your warning

Newt Scamander Imagines

Convincing Newt to Stop at a Cafe in Paris

Being a Flapper and Interested in Newt

Newt Having to Erase your Memories

Being with Newt the Day Before He Starts Traveling 

Peter Parker(Tom Holland) Imagines

Peter Parker Being Your Superman

Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Meeting Peter

Being a Speedster and Helping Spiderman

Being the Eponine to Peter’s Marius (I’m not even sorry)

Being the Pizza Delivery Girl for Peter

Peter Getting Jealous When You Get a Boyfriend, Part 2

Not Being Cool Enough for Peter

Peter Parker(Andrew Garfield) Imagines

Getting Struck by the Electrical Blast from Electro

Liam Dunbar Imagines

You Belong With Me

Your Powers Change

Liam Overhears His Friends Talking About You

Being Scott’s Little Sister And There When He Kidnaps Liam

Liam Ditching You For Hayden, Part 2 Part 3, Part 4

Writing A Song About Being With Liam Once He Starts Dating Hayden

Liam Being Forced to Do a Song With You

Becoming A True Alpha After Being Kicked Out of Your Old Pack

Being Brett’s Sister and Unaware of his Rivalry with Liam

Stiles Stilinski Imagines

Being Nervous Around Your Boyfriend

Being Stiles’s Heartbreak Girl

Stiles’s Reaction To You Changing Your Look Over The Summer

Scott McCall Imagines

Scott Thinking That You Like Stiles

Tommy Clarke Imagines

Being Tommy’s Best Friend and Falling for Him

The Flash Imagines

Being Considered Out of Barry’s League

Meeting Barry, a Metahuman Like Yourself

What Happened Between You and Barry on the Day that Never Happened

Once Upon A Time Imagines

Being Snow’s And Charming’s Best Friend, But Not Remembering Them In Storybrooke

Doctor Who Imagines

Being A Teacher With Clara And Coming With Her And The Doctor

Thomas Imagines

Liking Thomas, But Newt Is Too Overprotective

The Internship Imagines

Being A Huge Harry Potter Fan And The Reason Why Your Team Wins

Supernatural Imagines

Imagine Your Brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester, Taking You To Beacon Hills: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Merlin Imagines

Being a Betrothed Princess Who Has Feelings for Merlin

Meeting Merlin When He First Comes to Camelot

Harry Potter Imagines

Being Sent to Hogwarts Despite your Nationality 

Jack Wilder Imagines

Being Jack’s “Something or Other”

Oliver Wood Imagines

Going to Hogwarts and Meeting Oliver Wood

Remus Lupin Imagines

James Knowing About Your Crush on Remus

Prompts

What Do You Mean By ‘Distracting’?(Maze Runner Newt)

Wasting Time(Stiles Stilinski)

Godzilla’s Revenge(Henry Mills)

Childish(Liam Dunbar) 

Are You Always Like This When You’re Drunk?(Stiles Stilinski)

You’re Ridiculous, You Know That?(Gally)

Go To Bed, Boys(Peter Pan)

Playtime With A Lost Boy(Peter Pan) 

Pastries Are Always the Answer(Sherlock Holmes)

Flight 512

For some reason, I like this. It isn’t really anything special or great, but it’s something. I hope you enjoy it, and thank you for being so patient. I know it’s been a while

“Flight 512 to Toronto, Canada has been delayed..”

My eyes threaten to close and I have to keep drumming my fingers against the steel bench in order to keep awake. It’s as though every part of my body - my legs, my arms, my neck - all have the same intention of aching until I cry. I sigh for the hundredth time and attempt to find a comfortable position but to no avail. 

There’s a cool breeze coming from somewhere unknown to me, but I realise that the chill down my back is another thing keeping me awake so I don’t complain, despite the mountains of goosebumps that have spread across my arms.

I watch the clock’s hand move round and round its face. It’s as though one minute it was close to midnight and now, as I’m sat on the exact same bench, it’s coming up to three o’clock.

Looking to my left and then to my right, there doesn’t seem to be many people around, only the odd man or woman dragging their suitcase across the floor. I somehow feel as though I’m the only one waiting for the delayed flight. I wrap my arms around my stomach and lean my head against the back of the steel chair, it sends shocks through my neck. 

Behind me, far at the other side of the airport, there’s a glass window that fits the length of the room. Every now and then, there’ll be minute flashes of light from the awakening of a plane. Orange would cloud every inch of it’s vicinity.

“Flight 512 to Toronto, Canada has been delayed, we apologise for..”

I refrain from cursing the woman’s voice and sit up for the first time in a long period of time. My legs no longer feel a part of my body and I have to bounce them up and down to begin to feel the familiar static feeling running through them. I wipe my eyes with the palms of my hands. 

“Excuse me.” A voice rings through the space I thought was empty and causes me to jump slightly due to the sudden sound. 

I look up to see a figure towering over me. It takes me a few seconds to take in their appearance due to the fact that I’m currently seeing stars after having pressed the palms of my hands into my eye sockets so hard.

“Uh, hi,” I mutter, and my voice cracks.

“Anyone sitting here?” The boy points to the seat beside me where my bag lays open, its contents almost spilling out. I think it’s his way of asking me to move it.

“Um, no,” I reply, already grabbing my bag and pulling it onto my lap. I subtly look around the room and see the rest of the benches completely empty. 

“Thanks.” He smiles and I’m hesitant to return it, but I do. 

We sit in silence, apart from the occasional announcements over the loudspeaker. 

When I get chance, I can watch the boy out of the corner of my eye. His dyed-blonde hair is cut short but it seems to be growing steadily, and his skin is tanned perfectly. Every now and then he’ll reach to his right before raising his hand to his lips. 

I run a hand through my hair and it’s as though he’d forgotten I’m here and my movement startled him. He turns to me and I can hear a soft crinkling sound.
“Grape?” he asks and offers a tub of grapes to me. At this point, I’m beyond confused and shake my head. “It’s cool, I haven’t done anything to them, like poisoned them or anything.” He grins menacingly. 

“Saying that makes me think you have,” I say and raise an eyebrow at him. To this, his grin seems to deepen. 

“Suit yourself.” He drops another between the barrier of his lips before chewing. I look away and sigh. “Your flight been delayed too?” 

I’m confused as to why he’s sat so close to me that I can feel the warmth of his thigh against mine, I’m confused as to why he’s offering me grapes, and I’m startled at the fact that he’s still trying to make small talk.

“Unfortunately.”

“I’m Justin, by the way,” he says and offers his hand for me to shake. I suddenly feel my own become clammy.  

“[Y/N],” I reluctantly shake his hand and feel the softness of his skin. I appreciate how pleasantly warm it is. 

“That’s a nice name,” he says before popping another grape into his mouth. 

“Thanks-“

“Are you travelling alone?” he interrupts me, but the calm and inviting look on his face tells me he didn’t mean anything by it. 

“Yeah, I’m going to see my family in Canada. Are you?” 

“My family’s up here, I’m heading home. To Canada, actually.”

I nod. “Did you have a nice time?”

He looks over at me and smiles. I can see his eyes moving around the features of my face and I suddenly feel self-conscious.

“I had a pleasant time, yeah.” 

“Flight 512 to Toronto, Canada has been delayed, we apologise for the inconvenience..”

“Drives you insane, doesn’t it?” he says and looks up towards the ceiling. I can see the veins working in his neck, I can see the beginning of a tattoo on the back of his neck and curiosity fills my body.

“Tell me about it.” 

Another silence falls over us but for the first time it doesn’t seem to be uncomfortable. Every now and then, he’ll raise his hand to his lips while I sit motionless. 

“Sure you don’t want one?” 

I shake my head as politely as I can and I see him shrug. 

There’s another hour before anything changes. My conversation with Justin escalates and it’s evident we’ve both become accustomed to each other, even Justin - who dripped with confidence from the beginning - has seemingly opened up even more. 

“There’s a restaurant in Toronto that do the best pancakes in the world, I swear, I could eat them for every meal of the day,”

“I’ve never been a huge fan of pancakes,” I say, crossing my legs and facing him. Justin does the same. 

“Try these and your opinion’ll change. Give me your number and I’ll take you whenever you’re free.” He grins. 

The grapes are long gone and I regret not taking up his multiple offers because I can hear a monster growling in my stomach.

“It’s a deal,” I smile and he imitates me. 

There’s subtle dark marks under his eyes and his eyes look heavy, but his face seems to light up when he smiles and I enjoy watching it happen. It’s like the darkness before the sun comes up from behind the trees and it makes the world seems so much brighter. 

“I’ll see you there,” he grins proudly.

“Promise?”

“Scouts honour.”

I laugh and I can see he’s watching me. His brown eyes are burning into my skin and a flush trickles through my body like boiling water.

“Flight 512 to Toronto, Canada is due at 17:55. Please be ready for departure..”

Justin releases a long breath and sits up straight. “That’s us.”

“Finally,” I say and pick my bag up as it sits on the floor with a swift movement. I feel a strange reluctance to have to leave, despite having spent long enough here.

It’s quiet while we collect our things. Justin is the first to stand and he watches and waits for me while I click the handle of the suitcase into place. He smiles when I stand, he’s taller than me so I still have to lean my head back to be able to see the light in his eyes.

My legs feel as though they’ve been replaced with steel, and I’m struggling to walk beside Justin without feeling aching pains shoot through them.  I clutch the strap of my bag tighter in the palm of my hand.

To my left I can see a cafe with a sign saying ’24 Hour’ and it’s as though my stomach knows; it lets out a howl that lasts a good few seconds before dying down again. I chew my bottom lip and speed up when I smell fresh coffee and baking cookies.

“So,” Justin starts. “Were you serious? Would you be willing to give me your number?” He looks down at me and I can feel the warm look he’s giving me.

I shrug. “Why not? You’ve had plenty of time to kidnap me and you’re yet to do so. I think you’re safe enough,” I chuckle and he laughs. His teeth are blindingly bright and I’m only just acknowledging this. They contrast with his tanned skin.

He gives me his phone to which I take carefully and type my number in. He’s watching me and it causes me to have to delete my mistakes with shaking hands.

“I’ll call you,” he says and I nod.

“I’ll be waiting.”

It sounds like a goodbye, even though we’re still walking to the boarding station together, not to mention, getting on the same plane. I can see the dots in the distance beginning to look like actual figures, and as we get closer, I can see that every one of them looks as exhausted as Justin and I. We stick close together and join the group.

It takes another twenty minutes or so before a steward arrives. Justin has taken a packet out of his backpack and I notice it’s filled with cookies. He takes one and I listen as he crunches contently, trying not to let my mouth water too much.

He moves the packet towards me and I smile while taking one at a steady pace, not wanting to seem too eager.

“Thank you.”

“No problem. I’ve been hearing your stomach growl for the past three hours, I figured I’d help you out,” he says casually. “Here. Take them.” He shoves the packet to my chest and I’m forced to grab them so they don’t fall to the floor.

I blush and say nothing. The group seems to have formed into a queue and the steward is now checking people’s tickets; everyone practically throws the tickets towards the poor man.

I stand beside Justin and munch on a few more of the cookies to rid myself of the empty feeling in my stomach. There’s noise and commotion around us but we stand quietly. Justin’s hand brushes against mine and it’s soft and warm against my own. My heart beats a little faster.

The New York Times: Mandy Patinkin Withdraws From ‘The Great Comet’

The Broadway legend Mandy Patinkin said Friday he was canceling a plan to join the cast of “Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812” after an uproar on social media over the fact that the show brought in Mr. Patinkin, who is white, to replace an African-American actor, Okieriete “Oak” Onaodowan.

“My understanding of the show’s request that I step into the show is not as it has been portrayed and I would never accept a role knowing it would harm another actor,” Mr. Patinkin said. “I hear what members of the community have said and I agree with them. I am a huge fan of Oak and I will, therefore, not be appearing in the show.”

The statement, which Mr. Patinkin emailed to The New York Times on Friday afternoon, came after a tumultuous two days for the show, which had been trying to stabilize its finances after the departure of Josh Groban from the leading role of Pierre. It was not immediately clear what would happen now — Mr. Onaodowan had said Friday morning he would leave the cast Aug. 13.