“hi, my name is nev... and i make a show about online dating on mtv... listen, i know you’re scared and this is all very sudden but i think you and this person deserve to meet face to face and i’d love to facilitate that if you’d be so inclined. it will be a good experience for everyone involved, i think. please.“
present day nev:
"this is nev from catfish and i think you KNOW why i'm calling. i'm just gonna show up at your house."
future nev probably:
*kicks down the catfish's door* YOU KNOW WHO IT IS