neutralmatt

"so why did you get the crown" somebody foolishly asks Hypothetical Autumn Monarch, who is less obviously outwardly terrifying than autumn monarchs (or, indeed, courtiers) are generally known to be

"by being less of a fuckin’ tool than the rest of you suckers" says Hypothetical Autumn Monarch, striking the fear of inadequacy into the heart of their interlocutor. suddenly it all makes sense.