neutralmatt

Holy Shit I’m on Tumlbr

After the longest sabbatical fucking ever, I’m here to look through random crap on the internet! Just a friendly reminder to my followers (the few that are left) that leaving social media platforms, especially when it is for your mental health) is ok! The world does not begin and end with retweets. Or is it likes? Upvotes? What site am I on again?

“so why did you get the crown” somebody foolishly asks Hypothetical Autumn Monarch, who is less obviously outwardly terrifying than autumn monarchs (or, indeed, courtiers) are generally known to be

“by being less of a fuckin’ tool than the rest of you suckers” says Hypothetical Autumn Monarch, striking the fear of inadequacy into the heart of their interlocutor. suddenly it all makes sense.