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BTS Scenario/Text/Snap Masterlist (11/9)

GIF Reaction Masterlist here!

Jin:

Drabble - Cuddling + Morning Sex

Drabble - Cooking Together + Teasing + Romantic Sex

All Semester Long (smut)

Birthday Treat Drabble (smut)

Suga:

Drabble - Make Up Sex + Hickeys

Help… (sensual smut)

Officially Missing You (slight angst to fluff)

Yoongi Smut ft. Namjoon

Follow Your Animal Instinct

Snow Day Anniversary

A Friend of Daddy’s

I Quit

Overdose

In Love With Another Man

Devious (Male Reader)

Daddy Kink

Empty

A Bump in the Road (part 1) (part 2)

J-Hope:

Drabble - Sexting

Get a Room (smut)

Yes, Mistress (smut)

Just Take a Break (J-Hope x Reader x V) (smut)

Art Museum (Fluff)

Feel My Lips

Fighting for Nothing

I love It (smut)

Light Up the Dark

I Don’t Need You

Angst and Fluff

Smut

Rap Monster:

Drabble - Make Up Sex + Blowjob

Drabble - Moving In + Pillow Fight + Cuddling

Drabble - First Date + Massage + Hickeys

Drabble -  Making out + Neck Kisses + Hickeys

Boyz II Men - I’ll Make Love to You inspired

Boyz II Men- Part Two

Just Being Neighborly

Such a Good Neighbor (Just Being Neighborly pt. 2)

Inconsiderate Neighbors (Just Being Neighborly pt. 3)

Yoongi smut ft. Namjoon

Rain

Can’t Sleep

Anything You Can Do (smut)

I’ll Make Love (part 3)

Jimin:

Drabble - Thigh Kisses + Striptease + Shower Sex

Drabble - Cuddling + Teasing + Romantic Sex

Drabble - Morning Sex + Sexting

Drabble - Massage + Hickeys + Fingering

Warm Up (smut)

Your Husband Will Take Good Care of You (fluff)

Are You Alright? (fluff)

Don’t Get Caught (smut)

Rough and Jealous Jimin (smut)

Forever (Angst fluff)

Birthday Treat Drabble (suggestive)

Grind

Routine Physical

Let’s Watch a Movie

Morning Love

Pancakes fluff

Bite Series

Forever and Always

Dead Leaves

Soaking Wet (smut)

Kiss Cam

Goodnight Mommy

Still Begging For More

Late Nights

Dance All Night

V:

Drabble - Cuddling + thigh kisses + and eating out

Drabble - Sexting + Teasing + Hickeys

Drabble - Making Out + Eating Out + Morning Sex

Just Take a Break (V x Reader x J-Hope) (smut)

Shower (smut)

Sleeves (angst)

Jelly (smut)

First Love

Birthday Blues

Thunderstorm Cuddles

More Than Friends

Public Transit

Use That Mouth

You Want to Watch? (feat. Hwasa)

What’s wrong? (feat. Rap Monster)

Jungkook:

Drabble - Moving in, teasing, romantic sex

Drabble - Cuddling + First Kiss

Drabble - Massage + Pillow Fight + Making Out

Drabble - Cuddling + Making Out + Romantic Sex

Drabble - Sexting + BJ + Orgasm Denial (reader)

Drabble - Cuddling + Thigh kisses + Orgasm denial (reader)

Rough (smut)

I Want Them To Know (smut)

A New Beginning (angst)

Handcuffed (smut)

Birthday Surprise (Alternative ending 1 Happy + 1 Sad)

Who Will Win?

Foreign

Grind Practice

Ride me Baby

I’m Here

Touchin, Lovin part 1 (smut) part 2 (no smut)

Triple the Fun

Hiding Every Cloud Under a Smile

Drive Me Crazy

Giving birth to Jungkook’s child

Diablo (part 1) (part 2)

Comfortable

I Want Them to Hear

BTS FAKE SNAPS (all members unless specified)

Cute/funny

Finding out you and Jungkook are dating

Sexy (Suga)

Adorable (Suga)

Body Positive (Suga)

Happy Birthday (Jungkook)

Needy snaps

Loving you despite height (V)

Jealous snaps (Suga)

Taking virginity

Cheering up their lover

Cute snaps to lover (Jimin)

Snaps to their boyfriend

Jealous snaps (Jungkook)

Sassy/flirting (Jimin)

Wondering why you’re dating their maknae (V and Jimin)

Cocky/annoying (Jungkook)

Grumpy because you didn’t spend the night (Jungkook)

Proving they’re hot to their crush (V, Jin, Jungkook) (pt. 1) (pt. 2)

When you fall off the bed laughing (Maknae line) (pt. 1) (pt. 2)

Stuck in the rain (Jungkook and J-Hope) (V and Jin)

Can’t sleep at 5 a.m. (V, Jimin, Jungkook, Jin)

When he wants attention (Jungkook) (Suga)

When you’re pregnant with another member’s child

Horny (Suga)

Jungkook being Jungkook

NSFW Birthday present

Missing you (Jimin)

Horny/sexy (V)

Letting you know you’re beautiful (Suga)

Birthday snaps (Jungkook)

Encouraging (Rap Monster)

Ignoring them for Pokemon Go

Surprise birthday (Jin)

Asking for nudes (Jungkook)

BTS Texts:

Bts Big Brother, Revealing Clothes

Yoongi Text: You are studying

You got a nightmare: text

Jimin: Proposal Picnic

Maknae line annoying you

Horny Suga

Arguing who tops (gender neutral)

Birthday texts

You Okay? (Namjoon)

Drunk texting your crush

They’ve been gone

On your period

The Party (OT7)

BTS (two or more members)

BTS x “Shy Girl”

BTS x “Shy Girl” 2

BTS x “Shy Girl” 3

Tongues Series (Jin) (Suga) (J-Hope) (Rap Monster) (Jimin) (Taehyung) (Jungkook)

Truth or Dare? (links on post)

Take a Walk (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

Delicious (Yoongi & Jimin)

It’s Only Me When the Cameras Are On (Taekook)

More of everything to come!

For a long time I’ve felt that talking about my hopes and dreams around top surgery would jinx it, but now that I know I’ll get it done here’s things I’m excited about:

  • Wearing necklaces without them disappearing down my cleavage or directing attention to it
  • Getting to buy new clothing and not being limited to giant boob fashion for women
  • Button-up shirts and t-shirts will actually look as intended
  • Strapless dresses :O
  • Cute delicate wireless bras
  • Bras in colors other than black, nude and ugly reddish purple
  • No more boob-fanatic random guys showing interest in me
  • I can actually do all the yoga and pilates poses now and not choke on my boobs!!
  • Summer: topless
  • No more underboob sweat
  • Close proximity cuddling
  • Doesn’t matter if I lean over and people see inside my top because THERE’S NOTHING THERE
  • No more back pain and strap chafing
  • I can go actually jogging for the first time in 15 years :OOO
Kinda irked

So I came out to my mum officially at the start of the year but she’s known I wasn’t cis for a while. Anyway I told her I want top surgery and she started crying because she “doesn’t want to loose her little girl” and that she’s going to need to “grieve” for a while before she’ll come around like ??????? I’m still your kid ????? I AINT DEAD ???????

isn’t it funny how a cis girl can get dangerous breast implants and ppl are like “oh but it’s to help her self esteem and body image” but if a transguy/non binary person wants top surgery ppl are like “how can you be sure you won’t regret this” and they have to prove they have a “identity disorder” and nobody cares that while they struggle to get through a system designed to stop them every step of the way their self esteem and body image is negatively affected everytime they look in the mirror

coffee // optional bias

“you didn’t have your morning coffee today and the uni lecture and teacher you had were not helping with your cranky mood so as you burst out the doors of the cafe with your well needed coffee we bump into each other and your coffee spilled over both of us so you start cursing me out until i manage to calm you down” au

genre: fluff?? / warning(s): idk bad writing ig *lol*, written in lapslock, a little swearing

word count: 1.7k

note: wow i actually wrote something not angsty since the kisses drabble :0 reader’s a bit of a jerk in this yikes. but sorry for mistakes and enjoy??

Keep reading

How I got insurance to pay for top surgery

I live in a state that does not have laws requiring insurance companies to pay for transgender health needs. So how did I get my insurance company to pay for my top surgery?

Long story short, I got pretty lucky and kind of cheated the system a bit, but for anyone out there that might be in a similar situation as me:

I was eligible for a breast reduction because of my size. I was a 30E, but anyone who has large breasts and have experienced shoulder/back pain or any other problems stemming from your boobs might be eligible!

There was a MINIMUM amount that needed to be taken off for insurance to cover the procedure. BUT THERE WAS NO MAXIMUM. So, I was lucky enough to have a really cool surgeon and I explained my situation to him. I told him that I didn’t want ANY boobs because I didn’t even identify as a woman in the first place. I told him that I would like a man’s chest and showed him some pictures and he felt comfortable that he could give it to me.

So I ended up getting a double mastectomy COVERED COMPLETELY BY INSURANCE. Even though they really just think that I got a breast reduction because of my back pain.

Feel free to share so that anyone in a similar situation knows that this is an option! Let me know if you have any questions :)

sufjan stevens songs gay alignments
  • lawful bottom: futile devices
  • neutral bottom: casimir pulaski day
  • chaotic bottom: no shade in the sadow of the cross
  • lawful verse: size too small
  • neutral verse: to be alone with you
  • chaotic verse: the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us!
  • lawful top: go! chicago! go!
  • neutral top: john my beloved
  • chaotic top: all for myself

anonymous asked:

Why Portugal tho wtf

I honestly do not understand it. Like there have been regular-ish songs in Eurovision before (i.e. ones that could play on a radio and not be immediately recognised as something from Eurovision imho), but they were always full of pizzazz and Eurovision hype. Portugal’s song sounds so boring to me, and the singer reminds me exactly of this asshole indie musician I know who shits on everyone else’s music choice. No offense to Portugal, congrats on last summer’s EM, but fuck the ESC results.