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The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme

tigersniper:

Send me some numbers and a character name and I will tell you:

  1. What does their bedroom look like?
  2. Do they have any daily rituals?
  3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
  4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
  5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
  6. Eating habits and sample daily menu
  7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
  8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
  9. Makeup?
  10. Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
  11. Intellectual pursuits?
  12. Favorite book genre?
  13. Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
  14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
  15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?
  16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?
  17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
  18. Favorite beverage?
  19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
  20. Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
  21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
  22. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
  23. How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
  24. Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
  25. How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
  26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
  27. What is their biggest regret?
  28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
  29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
  30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
  31. Most prized possession?
  32. Thoughts on material possessions in general?
  33. Concept of home and family?
  34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
  35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
  36. What makes them feel guilty?
  37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
  38. Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
  39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
  40. Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
  41. How misanthropic are they?
  42. Hobbies?
  43. How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
  44. Religion?
  45. Superstitions or views on the occult?
  46. Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
  47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
  48. How do they express love?
  49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
  50. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
Fattening Up: Earth Is Space Australia/Humans Are Weird

I just had lunch, and was considering having a cookie or three, and the thought occurred–what if other species didn’t have a built-in nutrition-storage system? Suppose their bodies have just so much of a reserve of energy, and if they don’t have food stockpiled when lean times arrive, well…

Then they discover Earth, and the concept of “fat”. An automatic system that in times of plenty, stockpiles fuel right inside the body, placing it in predesignated locations. And not only is it a hedge against lean times, the “fat” provides padding, insulation, AND it’s a natural flotation aid! What miraculous stuff! What an ingenious system! What an elegant solution to the threat of starvation posed by the Death World’s constant environmental fluctuations!

Then the aliens learn about the Western world’s obsessions and phobias and general social neuroses about fat. No matter how hard they try, they can’t make sense of it. To them, the fat-storage system is a miracle of biology. Yet another wonderfully bizarre element of life on Earth. Which is a planet that seems to go out of its way to find creative ways to kill its inhabitants. Earth is home to the Geology of Mass Destruction, the Climates That Want You Dead, the Diseases From Hell, and All the Murder Beasts. Yet instead of addressing any of those threats, humans decide to devote massive amounts of time, money, and the efforts of thousands of our brilliant, creative, fantastically adaptable minds to…defeating one of our own survival mechanisms.

Does Not Compute!

Eu desejo para gente esse amor só nosso, sabe? Esse sorriso bobo que a gente dá quando um fala do outro por aí. Desejo você todos os dias em minha vida, mesmo não te tendo fisicamente durante a semana, eu desejo as suas mensagens inesperadas, o teu boa noite seguido de um ‘’amo você” que me faz derreter. Eu desejo a gente juntos, naquela festa esquisita, em um domingo de chuva em baixo do edredom, eu esquentando seus pés e você me abraçando forte, transformando o meu corpo no seu mundo. Eu desejo os seus beijos fora de hora, os seus abraços seguidos de carinho no cabelo. Desejo o seu silêncio que me faz entender tudo, e os seus questionamentos repletos de ciúmes que te fazem ser a garota mais bolada-linda-fofa e cheia das neuroses que eu tanto admiro. Eu desejo vida longa para nós dois. Com doses excessivas de amor, cumplicidade, parceria e futuro promissor. Desejo você acordando do meu lado, me dando aquele bom dia que só você sabe dar. Desejo que Deus continue iluminando nossos passos, que a gente não se perca por nada e que essa união se mantenha por mais longos anos. Se eu pudesse fazer um pedido agora, seria que Deus continuasse abençoando a gente e que Ele nunca te levasse para longe de mim. Porque com você do lado, tudo parece mais simples, tudo ganha sentido. A gente se completa de um jeito que nem a gente mesmo entende, mas sente, mas escancara para o mundo e vive intensamente. E se tem uma coisa que eu tenho certeza nessa vida é que depois que você chegou, tudo melhorou. Tudo em mim floresceu. A gente deu certo de um jeito que eu não quero de maneira alguma que você se vá sem me levar contigo.
— 
Victorious and Diversity

So…

1) The main character is Female and Half Latina…

2) … And so is her sister

3) The Main Character’s best friend is black

4) While his other male friends are one Jewish…

5) … And an Half-Indian, Half-Canadian guy who’s also one of the coolest guys in school.

6) As for the remaining female characters, one is portrayed by an Actress of Italian Ethnicity, and is heard speaking Spanish and then at a second time Yiddish at some point in the Series…

7) … While the other one is heavily implied to be Bisexual.

The best part of all of this is that it wasn’t even intentional for this to happen.

As a Bonus Point: All characters have some kind of shitty relationship with their relatives (or just shitty parents in general), along with some kind of neuroses or problem and what can be possibly only described as a very fluid sexuality.

THE EXCESSIVELY DETAILED HEADCANON TUMBLR MEME

Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:

  1. What does their bedroom look like?
  2. Do they have any daily rituals?
  3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
  4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
  5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
  6. Eating habits and sample daily menu
  7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
  8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
  9. Makeup?
  10. Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
  11. Intellectual pursuits?
  12. Favorite book genre?
  13. Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
  14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
  15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?
  16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?
  17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
  18. Favorite beverage?
  19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
  20. Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
  21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
  22. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
  23. How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
  24. Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
  25. How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
  26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
  27. What is their biggest regret?
  28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
  29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
  30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
  31. Most prized possession?
  32. Thoughts on material possessions in general?
  33. Concept of home and family?
  34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
  35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
  36. What makes them feel guilty?
  37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
  38. Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
  39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
  40. Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
  41. How misanthropic are they?
  42. Hobbies?
  43. How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
  44. Religion?
  45. Superstitions or views on the occult?
  46. Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
  47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
  48. How do they express love?
  49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
  50. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
Porra eu amo essa garota! Mas ela é louca as vezes. É ela é toda cheia de neuroses, e é teimosa cara. Deus como essa mulher é teimosa! E se depois de uma briga eu quero deixar de lado o assunto pra fazer as pazes com ela, quem disse que ela deixa passar. Não ela não deixa, porque ela não descansa até esquadrinhar o assunto da briga até o fim. Briga, xinga, valoriza e fica de mal. Tem esse o ar toda independente, mas corre de medo de uma barata, dá pra acreditar? Não é difícil falar dela, pra mim é fácil. O problema é descreve-la com poucas palavras. Ela é uma caixa de surpresas, ela sempre me surpreende. Ela é essa mistura de menina madura, independente, auto suficiente, com “preciso de você”. E ela é orgulhosa, tudo com ela é intenso, as brigas, as pazes, as crises, os ciúmes. Eu sou impulsivo, complicado, ciumento até mais do que ela, por isso quando a gente bate de frente sai faísca. Ela diz que quer terminar a faculdade, quer conhecer outras cidades, que o mundo é pouco pra ela. E isso meio que me fascina nela. Ela é uma bagunça, as vezes ela não se entende, mas quer que eu a entenda e porra eu tento, juro que eu tento, mas as vezes me sinto o cara lá do filme missão impossível tentando decifrar essa mulher.
Ela se machuca por uma besteira qualquer e dá gargalhada de cada coisa idiota. Mas ela é linda e tem um sorriso lindo que chama atenção das pessoas eu nem acho que ela nota. E eu a amo e eu nem ao menos, cheguei a falar das qualidades dela.
E claro como qualquer outro casal a gente briga, xinga, pisa duro, mas a gente sempre volta. As vezes ela deixa o orgulho de lado e vem, as vezes não, e ai sou eu que vou procurar ela. Não me importo que a gente brigue, o que eu não quero é ficar sem ela.
—  Caio Araújo

tu nunca vai me ler. sabe por que? porque a vida te corrói cedo demais. com aquele sopro de depois. nunca antes
porque você até sabe dessas minhas neuroses de cuspir umas palavras aqui outras ali
mas tem o vento
e tem os e se. quando
por isso você não lê mais nada que tem em mim
e eu nunca vou te dizer que /eu te escrevia coisas lindas porque era tudo que eu tinha/
não é nada lindo
e eu rodopiei descalça sobre teus olhos tão cansados
e disse durma bem, amor
até mais

virgos can seem detached and a isolated. they can seem quiet, but their minds are loud. they are always having conversations with themselves, and 
these are louder than the outside world.
virgos can live in a world of limitation. logic and analysis can often prevail. but virgo is also capable of tremendous purity of thought and profound divine recognition. hermes transported souls to the underworld. so virgo can
mix it up with the lightness of libra but also seep into the sort of acute detailed
observation, curiosity, and examination with scorpio. the duality of virgo and
the neuroses of the sixth house, where the ego begins melting away,
can leave splits in their heart and mind, but they can also be very
collected and complete spirits, here on earth with arms of service and grace when polar elements of themselves become fused

O peso das coisas não resolvidas.

Dilacera o peito silenciosamente. E não há doses de álcool ou excessos de glicose que diminuam o estrago. A sobriedade do dia seguinte chega e o peso das coisas não resolvidas te arrebenta feito ressaca moral. E não existem fórmulas mágicas, terapias inovadoras ou mantras espirituais capazes de evitar o choque. Em alguns a culpa recaí feito choque térmico. Um susto. Quando você vê está pensando naquilo que não fez. Naquilo que não disse. Naquilo que você não resolveu. E o “deveria ter” parece ter cinco dedos capazes de estapear seu rosto virgem de brigas de rua.

E ai que você quer mandar um e-mail, adicionar novamente, executar um sinal de fogo ou uma corrente que chegue até a coisa não resolvida. E não existe um caminho mais fácil ou quem faça por você. Então você adia. Então coloca na espera. Então toma alguma coisa para dormir antes das neuroses te encontrarem, e os dias passam feito bolhas de sabão quebrando no ar.

O peso das coisas não resolvidas inquieta qualquer corpo estável. Repercute como uma notícia ruim mal digerida. Ou você engole ele ou ele engole você.

é que ás vezes dá vontade de descansar o cansaço dessa vida e o peso de ter que ser alguém. abrir um zíper nas costas e sair um pouco de si. e isso não tem nada haver com você. não é culpa sua não, é neurose minha.

Virgo & The 6th house 

Ancient medical astrologers long associated Virgo and the sixth house with nerves, eating habits, and the digestive system. Mercury rules Virgo and information is broken down in the brain in the similar fashion to minerals being broken down in the intestines. Recent scientific studies point to the evidence the gut is a ‘second brain’, and this ties in with the mental (Mercury) and intestinal (Virgo) sixth house area. Psychological symptoms, especially nerves can manifest through stomach aches, gastrointestinal upset, and strange food cravings and eating habits. Fears or trauma in the individual, these being unconscious if placed in the outer planets can also contribute to gastrointestinal distress. The sixth house relates to disease and neuroses, a sort of mental and physiological breakdown after the enormous swell of the last five houses. With planets in the sixth house, the individual may develop symptoms that evade physicians or have no organic causation, many of these relating to the stomach or the mind. The individual can into extreme eating habits, especially when powerful planets like Saturn or Pluto fall here, or the ruling planet makes many aspects. The Moon rules Virgo in esoteric astrology, and the Arterial System of astrology suggests that Virgo relates to the flora and fauna aiding digestion. Mercury is the ruler of parasites and bacteria, and also the health of a fetas, who is in less eloquent terms a parasite on the mother until birth. A baby is held in the stomach, sharing the zone with Scorpio. The digestive system absorbs nutrients the same way Virgo absorbs information, as a form of nourishment and enrichment.

Cherry

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Pulse by Kiyoshi Kurosawa, 2001.

Re-watch on the new blu-ray disc. Kurosawa called it in 2001: He saw the social isolation and neuroses that the internet would eventually create -particularly among young people- and how that would ‘spill out’ into the real world. The horror of the story is largely semiotic, prophetic of early 21st-century life. The work of a born filmmaker.

me ame quando minha alma estiver despida. quando eu te revelar meus piores monstros. quando eu da minhas crises. quando bater a loucura, desconfiança, neurose. me ame quando ninguém me ver. quando eu estiver só. ser só. me ame quando eu não me amar. ame por nós dois. me ame quando eu for indiferente. quando eu surtar. quando eu querer espaço. me ame louca. desorientada. quando eu querer sumir. morrer. me ame quando eu for. quando eu voltar. quando eu pisar o pé e dizer não. e não. ponto. me ame quando eu chorar. soluçar. quando eu te querer longe. me ame nos meus dias infernais. quando eu fracassar. me ame quando eu não ser nada. pequena. insignificante. quando eu já estiver no fundo do poço. ou quando eu estiver em erupção. me ame. agora. assim. ou nem me ame.

A.S