one time we had this really patronizing substitute who treated us like kindergardeners and told us to “tell her something we liked” in a really condescending tone while she was taking roll so when she got to my name I looked her dead in the eye and said “I like communism” and then a friend of mine replied with “well I like capitalism” and another friend of mine chimed in with “I like lassiez-faire” and that’s how I almost started a class war in history