nether end


hello yes, this is my son, his name is “rising elmo meme”

I did a shitpost

once ag ain

‘Tis Syndi.

I decided I’m too lazy to do a suit so I gave him the art of laziness. Because same.

Honestly though I’m keeping his blue hair because it’s not a color you’d expect from a Dianitee and something you could see clearly from a distance in places like the nether, end, and pretty much anywhere in the over world. If it’s bright enough.

(Click to see better probably)

anonymous asked:

what do you mean your story takes place in eara three. i thought this was an au where instead of homeworld being ruled by white, blue, yellow, and pink diamond, it was ruled by ___, purple, orange, and teal diamond. and in stead of them being people based off of real world elements, they're based off of minecraft elements. and instead of the diamonds ruling homeworld and colonies, the rule the end, nether and over systems/planetes. HAVE YOU BEEN LYING TO ME THIS WHOLE TIME!??

I wouldn’t say I’ve been lying… I just don’t want to release ALL the info in case I do make a story out of it..wouldn’t want to spoil the plot ya know. all the diamonds still exist, this just takes place WAYY OFF in an different place. and also in the future..


Some free ryoyasu to put a smile on your face. ❤

And I’m sorry Yasu, even if you play the role of the samurai, you still look the girl of the pair. 

But that’s okay ❤

Let's Talk About Writing!

Hello my name is Lucy and I write a large amount of fanfic at a fairly ridiculous speed. It is my superpower. That and my ability to make any radio play Billy Joel songs.

I’m gonna talk about how you build a story from the ground up. This isn’t for small ficlets, but for big ridiculous fics you curse up and down about every time you glance at your word count and discover it keeps fucking growing, FFS. Also, this is how I do things and I cannot assure it will work for you, but maybe it might help. 

Okay here we go.

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Anne Boleyn: an official debut - the Château Vert pageant

On the 4th of March 1522, the English court enjoyed a masked ball and pageant in honour of the Imperial ambassadors. This event is traditionally considered the day of Anne Boleyn’s official debut at the court

Anne had grown up in the Low Countries and France for many years before she was recalled to England in 1522 to marry her Irish cousin, James Butler, for the purpose of resolving a dispute over the title and estates of the Earldom of Ormond. In France, she had served Queen Claude of France, who was genuinely aggrieved with the necessity to say farewell to Anne.

It seems that upon her return to England, Anne arrived at the court and became Queen Catherine of Aragon’s lady-in-waiting. She was fully entitled to be at the court thanks to her father’s position of ambassador, her birth in one of the most respectable noble families in Tudor England (though some of her ancestors on her father’s line were merchants), and her highly specific training of courtly manners, which she had received at in France. The young, charming, and exotically beautiful lady was destined to shine and blossom in the splendour of the royal court.

As Catherine’s new lady, Anne probably needed time to adapt to her new life in England, which she might have found quite boring as compared to what she was accustomed to see in France. In her lifetime, Anne was often described by her enemies and adversaries as a Frenchwoman because she liked everything French: her manners and her fashion style were predominantly French. Anne had a gift of arousing strong feelings towards herself – admiration and dedication or loathing and envy, and, even before her official debut at the court, she might have already attracted attention of other ladies to herself.

On Shrovetide (the modern Shrove Tuesday), masques, jousts, and other celebrations took place. At the royal court, it was usually marked by celebrations and a play in the King’s Hall, but in 1522 the celebrations were more opulent and complex: there was a joust on the 2nd of March and a revel on the night of Shrove Tuesday itself, on the 4th of March. Anne must have attended the joust and all the celebrations, but her debut was still ahead.

On the Shrove Tuesday revel, the festivities continued. It was a special day because the envoys of Holy Roman Emperor Charles V were the honoured guests of Cardinal Wolsey at York Place (later known as Whitehall Palace).

Dressed in cloth of gold caps and blue satin cloaks, Henry VIII and his companions, each of them in a joyful mood, laid siege to the Château Vert, which was “defended” by eight ladies, each of whom impersonated one of the virtues of an ideal wife or mistress and had the name of her virtue embroidered in gold on her caul or hair-net of silk.

The eight ladies included: Beauty, Honour, Perseverance, Kindness, Constance, Bounty, Mercy and Pity. Underneath the fortress, there were more ladies – Danger, Disdain, Jealousy, Unkindness, Scorn, Sharp Tongue, and Strangeness dressed in black.  

David Starkey writes about “the female defence” of the castle:

“The ladies of the Castle were the crème de la crème of the Tudor Court. They were led by Henry’s sister Mary, Queen Dowager of France and Duchess of Suffolk. Then came Gertrude, daughter of Lord Mountjoy and wife of Henry’s cousin, the Earl of Devon. And in third place, immediately after these two royal ladies, was ‘Mrs Anne Boleyn’”.

Anne Boleyn appeared played Perseverance, while Mary Boleyn was Kindness. She was a newcomer in England, and she was already at the centre of the court life, selected to play one of the eight virtues.

Why was Anne chosen for her role? Masques like the Château Vert pageant were intended to please and entertain the audience, including the foreign ambassadors invited for the festivities. Although she was new at the court, Anne stood out among all other English noblewomen: her exotic and seductive looks, her outstanding skills as a dancer, and her impeccable French manners explain her selection for the role of Perseverance.

Chronicler Edward Hall recorded the Château Vert pageant, describing it as an opulent and fascinating spectacle. He wrote: 

“On shrouetewesdaie at night, the said Cardinall to the kyng and ambassadors made another supper, and after supper thei came into a great chamber hanged with Arras, and there was a clothe of estate, and many braunches, and on euery braunche. xxxii. torchettes of waxe, and in the nether ende of thesame chamber was a castle, in which was a principall Tower, in which was a Cresset burning: and two other lesse Towers stode on euery side, warded

and embattailed, and on euery Tower was a banner, one banner was of iii. rent hartes, the other was a ladies hand gripyng a mans harte, the third banner was a ladies hand turnyng a mannes hart: this castle was kept with ladies of straunge names, the first Beautie, the second Honor, the third Perseueraunce, the fourth Kyndnes, the fifth Constance, the sixte Bountie, the seuenthe Mercie, and the eight Pitie: these eight ladies had Millian gounes of white sattin, euery Lady had her name embraudered with golde, on their heddes calles, and Millein bonettes of gold, with Iwelles. Vnder nethe the basse fortresse of the castle were other eight ladies, whose names were, Dangier, Disdain, Gelousie, Vnkyndenes, Scorne, Malebouche, Straungenes, these ladies were tired like to women of Inde.

Then entered eight Lordes in clothe of golde cappes and all, and great mantell clokes of blewe sattin, these lordes were named. Amorus, Noblenes, Youth, Attendance, Loyaltie, Pleasure, Gentlenes, and Libertie, the kyng was chief of this compaignie, this compainie was led by one all in crimosin sattin with burnyng flames of gold, called Ardent.

Desire, whiche so moued the Ladies to geue ouer the Castle, but Scorne and Disdain saied they would holde the place, then Desire saied the ladies should be wonne and came and encoraged the knightes, then the lordes ranne to the castle, (at whiche tyme without was shot a greate peale of gunnes) and the ladies defended the castle with Rose water and Comfittes and the lordes threwe in Dates and Orenges, and other fruites made for pleasure but at the last the place was wonne, but Lady Scorne and her compaignie stubbernely defended them with boows and balles, till they were dnuen out of the place and fled. Then the lordes toke the ladies of honor as prisoners by the handes, and brought them doune, and daunced together verie pleasauntly, which much pleased the straungers, and when thei had

daunced their fill then all these disuisered themselfes and wer knowen: and then was there a costlv banket, and when all was done, the straungiers tooke their leaue of the king and the Cardinal and so departed into Flaunders, geuyng to the kyng muche commendacion.”

In the Showtime’s “The Tudors”, Henry sees Anne at the Château Vert pageant and quickly falls for her, but this is only the show’s storyline. In reality, we don’t know when the king began to notice Anne and fall in love with her, but it seems that it happened several years later than the Shrove Tuesday of 1522, when he still might have kept Mary Boleyn, Anne’s sister, as his mistress (the exact dates of their alleged love affair are not know for certain).

Anne and Henry might have noticed one other, but it is unlikely that their interaction was long. On that day, Anne was in the centre of the court life for the first time. She would never be in shadows: soon she would become a scandal of the court, England, and Christendom when Henry would begin to pursue her and later would be determined to marry her. 

On the day of the Château Vert pageant, Anne stepped on the path to her greatness in England, which, however, had such an endlessly tragic end.

Minecraft: Story Mode launching next month

‘Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series’ Premiere Date Revealed by Telltale and Mojang

Leading and award-winning developer and publisher of digital entertainment Telltale Games, and world-renowned game developer Mojang, today revealed the world premiere details for Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series.

Episode 1: 'The Order of the Stone,’ the first of five episodes in the season, will premiere digitally worldwide on Tuesday, October 13th this year. The episode will be available at launch on PC and Mac from the Telltale Online Store, Steam, and other digital distribution services, on the PlayStation Network for PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 3, and on the Xbox Games Store for Xbox One and Xbox 360. The season premiere will be available for compatible iOS devices via the App Store and for compatible Android-based devices via Google Play and the Amazon Appstore starting Thursday, October 15th. The series will also be coming to Wii U and PlayStation Vita.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series season pass disc will be available at retail in North America on Tuesday, October 27th, and in Europe onFriday, October 30th. Retail platforms at launch will include Xbox One, Xbox 360, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 3 in North America; and PC, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 3, Xbox One and Xbox 360 in Europe. The retail edition of Minecraft: Story Mode will ship with the premiere episode on the disc, and will grant access to the subsequent four episodes in the season as they become available to download via online updates.

In Minecraft: Story Mode, playing as either a male or female hero named 'Jesse,’ you’ll embark on a perilous adventure across the Overworld, through the Nether, to the End, and beyond. You and your friends revere the legendary Order of the Stone: Warrior, Redstone Engineer, Griefer, and Architect; slayers of the Ender Dragon. While at EnderCon in hopes of meeting Gabriel the Warrior, Jesse’s friends discover that something is wrong… something dreadful. Terror is unleashed, and you must set out on a quest to find The Order of the Stone if you are to save your world from oblivion.

The season will feature Patton Oswalt as male Jesse, Catherine Taber as female Jesse, Brian Posehn, Ashley Johnson, Scott Porter, Martha Plimpton, Dave Fennoy, Corey Feldman, Billy West, and Paul Reubens. Additional casting details for the season are yet to be announced.

“Developed in partnership with our friends at Mojang, this all-ages adventure series kicks off a thrilling story full of many elements essential to the world of Minecraft, combined with Telltale’s trademark choice-based gameplay,” said Kevin Bruner, CEO and co-founder of Telltale Games. “There are plenty of exciting details we’ve been keeping under wraps, and we’re thrilled that players will soon be starting their own adventure through the Nether to the Farlands and beyond with Jesse and The Order of the Stone.”

“One of the greatest things about this project is that it gives the community a chance to interact with the world of Minecraft in a new and different way. It also marks the beginning of some exciting narrative-form content based on our game,” said Lydia Winters, Brand Director at Mojang. “We worked directly with Telltale on every step of the process. Together we’ve created a blend of the amazing narratives that Telltale creates with all the fun and adventure you know and love from Minecraft. It’s got everything: creepers, crafting, an incredible cast of characters, and even an adorable pig. How awesome does that sound?”

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series - Episode 1: 'The Order of the Stone’ is published by Telltale Games in partnership with Mojang.

anonymous asked:

do you think you'll make a 4th diamond? if you made a fourth diamond, what would it's color be and what would you have her rule?

I cant say I have a purpose for a 4th diamond..since minecraft only has 3 realms (Overworld, Nether, End) I really only need 3 diamonds.. plus a fourth diamond would probably make things a bit more complicated… what would she rule over? and what color would she be?. that type of stuff..