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The problem with interning with the Jackass crew with a view to joining them as a full-time member is that it’s never clear what’s a direct challenge and what’s just banter.

Even that isn’t really a problem until you’re in the park for a team-building picnic and Steve-O idly says “I wonder if you could leap from the top of that tall tree and land on a hundred nails and it wouldn’t even hurt at all”, and Bam Margera argues, “I bet it would hurt, but probably only a little bit.” It’d look bad to ignore the tacit challenge, given that it speaks to the crew’s founding principles, so you climb the tree and throw yourself onto the scattered patch of nails below.

Months later, Johnny Knoxville visits you in the hospital. “Heck, I’m sure sorry this happened to you,” he says. “Look at you lying there, all swaddled up in bandages, only one eye working, no parents visiting you because they’re disgusted that their son’s frittering away their nestegg on hospital bills because of a stupid stunt that he arguably didn’t even have to do. If it were possible for a man to crystalize loneliness and regret - to somehow distill those abstract concepts into a living, breathing physical form - surely it would be you.”

Of course, you can’t pass up a written invitation like that, so you hobble on out of the hospital and spend years studying ways to manifest loneliness and regret.

But by the time you’re done the Jackass crew doesn’t even exist anymore. Worst of all, when you tell people you wasted your time learning how to manifest loneliness and regret, they think you’re being you’re being deliberately flowery and obtuse. What a waste of time.

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Nestegg - Omoni - Undertale (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 16/?
Fandom: Undertale (Video Game)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alphys/Undyne (Undertale)
Characters: Alphys (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Sans (Undertale), Mettaton (Undertale), Asgore Dreemurr, Toriel (Undertale)
Additional Tags: Domestic Undertale, Domestic Fluff, Post-Pacifist, Alphys/Undyne-centric, Established Alphys/Undyne, Gay Sex, Canon Gay Relationship, Slice of Life, Family, Marriage, I don’t know, OC FishlizardCHILDREN, babies ever after, SO VERY GAY, sappy romance, shameless romance, Fluffy Smut, Lewff, Gender-Neutral Frisk
Summary:

A look at Alphys and Undyne after the Pacifist run, from the first sunset to many years after, as they find a life together on the surface. Expect romance, sappiness, cheesy puns, smut (of course), and fluff.

Chapter 16 is (FINALLY) up!

Fics Stuff

Okay. So, my surgery is in two weeks. You can imagine that, following it, I probably won’t be updating much, due to reverting into an adult-sized toddler who whines too much and wants to be post-surgery coddled.

Therefore, I have Plans to try and update everything at least once before the 29th. This includes Nestegg, Friskriel100, Alphyne100, The Determined Prince, and possibly an original story (I haven’t decided yet). I want to at least get TDP to the second interlude, so that if there’s an indefinite break, it won’t be as annoying to wait through. I also want to update Nestegg, as holy shit I haven’t updated that in a while.

Since I also plan on rewatching Korra while I heal, there is a possibility that I may even write a fic or two of that, as well. Not sure, though, so don’t hold me to it, as I’m stupid.

I guess what I’m saying is, I will be updating (hopefully) a lot over the next two weeks, to make up for a possible lull following my stupid dumbass bullshit surgery. So, yeah. Yay.